Indicators of Self
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How many surveys do you fill out during the average month?
Of those, how many do you answer truthfully?
Are you being truthful now?
Who wants to know?
(Try not to ramble)
Have you ever used the words problematic, juxtaposition, and ontological in the same sentence?
Have you ever tried to have that sentence published?
Do you find words like astheticize and dichotomization creeping into your daily life?
Have you ever been astheticized without your knowledge?
Not That I Know Of
Do you adopt the same hushed tones and reverent manner in a museum as in a bank?
Have you ever purchased art as an investment?
Do you considered investing a form of self expression?
Have you ever looted another culture?
Do you use religious artifacts for secular purposes?
I'm typing on one
Have you ever stolen the soul of a primitive and superstitious native?
Got a drawer full of them
Are you pillaging at this moment?
Guilty, but resent the implication
Is your paranoia
How can you tell?
When did you first decide
that certain government agencies or institutions considered you a threat or a nuisance?
By which do you feel threatened:
Nameless entities about which the mass of humanity is dangerously ignorant
Do you ever have the feeling that your innermost thoughts and needs are being collected and analyzed for manipulative purposes and to rob you of any real choice?
Optimistically, how long do you feel it will be before civilization collapses under the weight of its own unbridled folly?
Will this be a good thing?
Or just another quick-fix by sound-byte, opinion-poltergeist demagogues?
Has your gloomy prognosis affected your:
Give an example of:
One thing you miss already.
One thing you won't miss.
Random Screeds and Free-style rants:
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