Eschaton--Won't Miss:

emi

The crumbling of the socal character which has already begun and is rapidly increasing.

messengager

me. (i probably won't miss you either, but i'm not sure yet.)

eisbrechter

fucking bougeois society and its stupid social norms

Amanda

Capitalism and the governing body in its current machiavellian federalist state

alayna

constant nagging from my family to get my drivers licence

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a shitty run down hotel where very few people bathe.

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Sunglasses, cell phones, and spy gadgets.

Howl

Mindless idiots.. oh wait.. I cannot escape myself either.

You'd really not care

The constant slap in the face that no matter what you've said, how you have or are feeling is nothing new. (this realization comes with the media & internet as well)

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bush

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religions sticking their tongues down everyone's throats - oh, and fundamentalists

jerry

lafayette, ga

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A good night's sleep once I turn this infernal thing off.

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shopping and the internet

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corporate entertainment

Osiris the White

The sound of paper falling against rough silk.

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Walking down the street unaware

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George W and his puppeteer Shamey Cheney

lick the knife

hair bleach.

weRhere&itis2bad4U

Sorrow.

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ignorant pseudo friends

Katy

Small children and the words that made me feel smaller though I knew I was so much taller.

nostalgia, for if all was nostalgic i would not beable to tell the diference between what is nostalgic and what is not. I can't miss something if i dont know its gone. indeed i cant miss anything if i am only aware of one thing, therefore my i awareness would be limited to, well, everything. i would be aware of nothing if there is nothing else to compare what awareness i have to.

The bigger "e"

The time I'll gain.

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tripping over my own feet

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RONALD REAGAN

lilsicko

the jackson family bamn they are fucked upp

Fletcher

well, i'll make sure not to miss the bar. hate to come to the end of the world sober.

poyc23

money

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questionnaires

Hoonos

Unrequited loves.

joy

the fear of fearing the coming fear

i have no name

sanity

preston the super phro

well, the women will still be around and i've just decided to learn how to brew, so...nothing?

A Glass Onion

logic

Nino Toro

My virginity.

Oprah Einstein Less

My virginity.

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ciggerette taxes

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U mean when I die?hmmm...my parents and other individuals that think they know better what I need.

Gij Gothlow

Him.

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other peoples delusions

thrystero

tomorrow

John the Hat

this survey

Conan the Librarian

I won't miss a train I don't catch - and strangely I won't miss a train I do catch - so what train will I miss ?

Monsieur Moonbucket

Right-Side-Up frowns.

Noah

The icky crud that burns to the pan when you cook oatmeal for too long.

Noah Harvey

Tang mixed into water.

Prince Eric

turkey spam

lily jean

traffic

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Government

(johnoptional)

all darkness

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those chance encounters.

Jim Morrison

Joy. (The stupid kind, beget by ignorance.)

Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney

nylon tights.

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bush

Terry

My False Self

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other first born

melting slowly

Those nasty little men in the white suits. They aren't very polite.

mew

faux purses

pixie christ

being able to kill myself.

GONADTHEBALLBARIAN

Surveys

hugh knox

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My heart.

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See above.

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banana pancakes with black licorice filling

ego squid

repetition

mynameisedit

but then again I might. poor aim

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spending so much bloody time unknowingly seeking male affirmation.

a plauge upon both of your houses.

Having to watch consumerism spread.

?

I will miss everything as it all has some intrinsic, bizarre value that undoubtedly brings about an effect, good or bad, it is not up to me to decide.

jak

monkeys at dawn

Tom

Marie Claire

Miopic(I have oil wells)

My feet on drugs.

KSara

death

arrogantly me

my sanity,my good looks,my two front teeth

name?why?who wants2 know?why so many questions?who cares?dammit,ANSWER ME!!!

the one thing I wont miss is the loneliness caused by the evacuation of everyone I know of to middle-earth....

normal human being

My sanity.

Rook

Cremains. Also, the word "cremains."

d. karezza

The undeath of the Comte de Raison des Pauvres.

Shaye St. John

Bob Hope

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My sanity.

Bunny

Long lazy afternoons at the beach.. Enjoying the Hot sun on my SPF 50 covered skin. Playing in the surf.. worring over the threat of shark attacks but venturing into the water all the same, only to run out repetedly in fear that maybe this gorgeous day was all set up by the shark society just waiting..out there. behind wave number three.... for a good meal of over zealous, over weight tourists thinking they are living the good life. What fools we all are!

Gary Wynn Kemper

sex with my exwife

blah blahblah

an untruthful government

Wez

Those little signs at the drive through that threaten you to have your money ready.

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Andy Warhol

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Myself.

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fANNEI mAe

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small talk

meaghan

school

Irwin P Hedgehog

questionnaires

dale smosny

Revelling in own dispair

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sean

Claudia

materializm

freestone

survivor

static rover

I won't miss reverse apathy.

Andrew

Hangovers.

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People looking at me

Moineau

Parties

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wood pulp bleach

Alpherat

Having to drive south for 40 minutes every day at 7:20 AM.

Lazy ol' Me.

aauuugh

Fotschnod

televised reality shows

tinageta

reading a life of Empedocles, and feeling how old is this desire to make a god of oneself

the family poo

good hygiene

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Sex

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cars

WHO?

bass kettle

the scratch

the whimpering ego that comes with dick.

PyRo

government pinheads

james

whenwhenwhenhwnenwhenwhen whenwhen when whenwhenwhenwhen when when whenwhen when

sara

love

Tait

Everything

"Henry Quirk"

I won't miss any of it...

Jose

william woon

my mother

Amena Divine

Mass Ignorance, sloth and stupidity.

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living a lie.

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ALL POLICE ORG.

wolf saunders

george bush

peace in a can

The ways the trees move about when I'm not looking.

courtney labia

dollar signs and pigeon shit the smell of cooked weiners

GEFF

THE POST-WAR DREAM

ross

rifles

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getting wet

lain

see above

lucas

my dad strikes

Byony

all those arseholes that work in burger king who serve your chips cold and ure burger so burned and chewey it tastes like old socks

Sleazeface McDougal

That oh-so-full feeling of spiritual satisfaction.

jersgen

world traveling

Juna Glow

Rabies vaccines.

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Advertising.

Optional O. Opt

Me.

Laura

My boyfriend working in the bloody army!

Bishop

That awful taste one gets in the mouth after taking medicine for beaver-fever. It's like licking nickles in the hands of a grimy five year old.

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live babies abandoned in garbage cans

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ANNOYING PEOPLE LIKE THE ONES WHO WONT LET U CHOOSE NO ON SOME OF THEESE ANSWERS

david

I won't miss feeling the need to express myself on anonymous forms

Q2

pulp

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myself

kinbote

frist

TOMA-TOE

everything

moss that has gathered on a rolling stone

my inner child

kamunki

gerkins (i've got enough to last the bleakest of nuclear winters)

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pretentious gits

derek

money.

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Clear thinking

Rocco

public transportation

Kirsten

People who can't speak the language of the country they have lived in for 28 years!!

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belly button fluff

Perry

testosterone filled boys

Theo

stupid people misinterpretation structure

Rebecca

There's nothing I won't miss.

What is this "name" you speak of I own it not and if I did I don^�t think I could get it in the computer.

Mailmen^�s mastication of a mass of lard and cottage cheese wile ecstasy is stamped on their asinine protrudent faces and grey gelatinous foreskins.

Juliette du Soleil

Popcorn.

Erin

the military

Your mother's only child

Gym class

jason

the passing pissing time.

fan

politics

evil horse

otter like manifestations that visit me in my dreams

carrie

being without

null

that idiot on the dell comercials

nada

purple things

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myself

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school

nobody: alias El Gordo

Myself

chris

pop music

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My ex.

Reverend Xenakaboom

Dissertation Status

Djuna

the World Trade Orgaization

Alex

Crime and Punishment.

kendall

breathing. it's tedious.

vicki

driving

Matthew.Smith

Nosebleeds

Jason

the ones who hunt me for my rich, soft pelt

( less that self, more than other )

cynical profiteers, the un-curious, visionless conformists, sociopathic motives, non-creative artishness marketistas.

moira

my youth

jaffa

rockeisteddford dance mafia sorry i mean students

jessica

Starbucks

William

thinking that i used to be ignorant

Erin

Falling out of trees as a child surrounded by about a dozen 'friends' who procede to laugh their asses off...

Erin

daytime television

Bonnie

Pop music.

ralph the bear

everything, or the lack thereof

Dr. Mantle Hood

war

Arbitrary string of Latin characters

Un-cheese

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ignorance immaturity & isolated incodents in infinite insects

derek

everything

Jim

cats

What's in a Name ....a name's not always of our choosing

people who aren't me or you or them or us also

Crystaviel

Not much, actually. I'll be dead.

Heather

Not being able to tear someone's throat out with my teeth if the mood strikes. Woo!

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Attitudes

Trip

The relationships

ARP (2)

Civilisation.

Debbi Irene

her husband

rooster

this life

swiftkick

sanity

A R P

Uncertainty

Josh

Advertisments.

Pongshrom

television

Noah Freedman

teachers

jessica

you

antiputti gal

people oozing with hipocrazy and ignorance

Edith Bunker

the Internet

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knowing about international politics

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the day I pay my rent

Chris

This test

jack ass

nothing

Camel L. Leopard

Every nothing.

d

salt

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Hiding behind boxes. At work. Drunk.

Sam

street preachers. they will be too poor and probably end up addicted to cocaine

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The spread of knowledge

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i make freinds with the .0000000001% of the population who is like me

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Pathetic Excuses

natasha

stupid art parties

wincey

Cabbage patch kids faces

Dale Smosny

Suffering for sins unspoken.

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controled weather, money, arogance

DECLAN MCMULLAN

Typewriters

Sean k.

all the people

Whats it to you?

the stupidity and ignorance of the human race, admit it, your also guilty of this, we all are, its in our nature.

Meegs

George W. Bush / The republican party

Witney

Teenage sex comedies. And a goodly number of Southern Baptists.

(optionalDonovan)

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

sayid-set von schtiegenvundt III

Anything. Neither missing or not missing will be permissable within the infinite bounds of the looming Eschaton.

Jassos

T.V. or Temporary V(sanity)

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the fear

cutiflor

priests and my manager

Ami

materialism, self-importance, mass media

Arizu Teotlcoatl

Painfully full bladder that eventually forces me to get up on a saturday.

anne o'neame

my dog

F.R. Dinglemonger

being possessed, talking backwards at random, anagrams, puzzles they force me to solve, letters, numbers and symbols

Kitten Van der Klumps

babies

Dara

fast food chains

Fyodor Vlokov

the toothless bastard holding a peanut that tells bad jokes.

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your personality

cindygoo

makeup

P.A.Mama's secretary

my life before P.A. Mama

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the internet

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Cleaning

Adam Varo

Gee I'm glad I don't have herpes... anymore...

Ian

Nescience

Ms Kitten Van der Klumps

The constant phone calls from David Koresh for P.A.MAMA wanting to sing his new version of psalms according to him and his new eight wives...oh and sometimes his countless children sing with him and it can be unbearable but I am an enlightened being now and am learning to tolerate it

Gwendolyn Von Burden

discussions of Love plastic dolls becoming animated and willfully trying to kill me and clean people or people who might forget I'm a dirty bird Y TR I I RT Y B D D B I A I R R D D A A D D I I T T Y Y AM I REMEMBER A BIRD IN THE HAND MEANS SHIT ON YOUR SHOE, LICK IT OFF AND IT TASTES LIKE YOU....

P.A. Mama

my followers

el mariem

...what do you miss when you're dead?

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Pee Wee Herman

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work

Loneliness in crowded rooms.

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Hating the Democrats as much as most Republicans

Jason

Pretensious pomo web sites.

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assholes

gone

The trap race

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wal-mart

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drunk drunk (bangs head) *ouch* oooh :(

Cameleopard

Burl Ives. Other dead or alive crooners. Humans.

raVen_image

law

Starkman

Unpadded walls.

Chelsea FOX

the smell

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green and white

Vanessa

Drugs of Starbucks

david pasquinelli

the other crysta, she is upity

princess

my mother

Paulo de conleyo

my lavatory

rudy sinclair

the creeping horror

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my freedom to not think

erica

larry bird...and regis philbin...WAIT...that's 2 things...or IS IT!!!

STEVE

ALL THE BULLSHIT UP TO THS POINT.

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where's my beeeer bitch?!

Corwin

People.

Ian

the plume

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the sound of leaving

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this survey

mike

mosquitos

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the stupid people I hate and as so, they hate me.

Emperor Lettuce

Crutons

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useless me

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My haircut.

Bec

Overbearing governments that rule the world and never tell the public the truth.

bum

jim davidson

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all tehm scary ppl after me

Generalissimo Nemo

Easy Cheese

rhiannon

public potties

Mandi

Kareoke Night

danielle

buildings

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Bad coffee.

Mr. Aluminum Siding

Superfluous Y chromosomes.

izzy

the voice in my head named fluffy

cKey Headrubby

one-fifth of the pentagon

Irene

raspberry tarts

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Andrea Dworkin

Ebony

BUSH

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love

Kent Kemmish

cynical predators on keychains

Ed

Steve's so called Loving wife!

(mandy

belief systems

ll skywalker

television

daemon protocol

Unabated, but completely ignored and denied decadence.

k

margert thatchter

Neq The Sword

Being held captive without the cameras.

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free roaming sexual pentioners

Deformed Void

The death of death and rational thought. That's two things.

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jazz.

"magistrate" Anna Owomoyela

Sanity! Sanity is way overrated.

Rolls

Coupons. Refugees. Mostly coupons.

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having to get up every day so that i can get a little farther in the GD rat race

Tera Corazone

Meaningless internet surveys

sadtomato

MEYEK HAS HEARTBURN

Jessica

you.

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breathing

Katie Joy

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irresponsibility (it's a sign)

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irresponsibility

Justin

the mess my sperm makes

Little Nemo

Televised appraisals of kitsch

Anthony?

sanity

k

postmodern blah

Bilious IV, Pope, the

professional suits.

Spidge

nostrils

John (Magoo) Mac Innes

work

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1989

Reverend Ruben Lucid

Napalm and holy grails made from firewood and dogshit.

Christine

Entertainment Tonight, for nightly servicing the stars.

bernadette

as above

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Sunsets at the beach. Long Walks in the park. A cozy family dinner around a warm fire projected on a television screen.

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Old Navy commercials

JRGII

Parking meters. People who used to say "psyche!". People who still say "psyche!".

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sgasd

rcC

Julio Iglesias

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vast tits of shit

AeroMexico

la escuela vato

David Ponder

Final Exams

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the voices in my stuffed animals talk in

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the past

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Bank lines

mike gangel

purple mountains

Sarah Moberg

Regret, I take all the chances that life has offered me

Lisa Keilman

writing papers for school

Ted LaBoube

Pollution

Erin Santarc

My little brother

Shelby Cowley

school

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crying babies

AEIOU

The knife in my back that was stuck there by Minerva J. Cornwallis, 1984 runner up to the Pioneer Days festival Queen Heidi Hoe

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cell phones

Chris Johnson

My mind I think.

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politics

John D. Devine

Politicians

Mandy

Sitting here filling out functionless forms.

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'politics'

Snow White and Blood Red

kitsch

Heavy depressed but fun to play

Sharon, Money, Education, Enviroment and so on, and so on......

Emperor Zorg

Everything else

Luca Pilotto

Spots

Reema

the sychophants associated with such a nebulous position

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cell phones

Ian

The left half of my brain.

Darch�

others

Stamatis

clothes

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See above.

anais420

the 90's.....well, except for clinton, i will miss him;>

too paranoid to give out

I WON'T MISS mom being concerned about me when I have certain "bad" obsessions- AAHHH!!!!!!! That was one of my worst nights- I don't know what she knows or thinks about me... AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Julienne

innocence

emz...

sarah, "bitch!" and jos, "bigger bitch!" ONLY ONE THING!!!!! i wont miss hell or poverty

Skye

pearl jam

Earthan

The rest of the week.

HUBERT ALBERT RITZAU

FIRST BUSH

kim

ignorance being bliss

Snotweasel�

My undying belief that someone will produce carbonated milk

Les Mouches

my mind

Liam Chaelber

The needless rushing for nothingness. After the apes take over (furbies were invented by them), we'll all be locked up in magnet energy vortexes waiting for certain doom spelled out in the blood-red letters of the AIC (Apes in Control)

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YOU! YOU! YOU!

kiyotei

Dot com commercials.

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the life

Eddie Encino

sand in my o-ring

William

Culture.

optional operator

everyone else

Dozzent E. Quate

HGTV and uncontrolled bleeding.

Dave

CS assignments

Eddie Encino

Getting an erection w/ someone other than myself.

Jones

naturalism, in the Brechtian sense

Chris Wyczolkowski

work

Kathy

Jesus and the rest of the riots he will cause

William

Culture.

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My Paranoia

deafboy

commercialism

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Tomorrow

Tusk

McDonaldz

Curt Esser

The Backstreet Boys

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The after affects of beer and milk punch!

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idiots

snorkel

I won't miss guilt, I won't miss fealing like i am doing everything wrong or going overboard with a feeling or an idea i won't miss selling myself short

gordon

my memory

dork

bigger penises

Joshua the Nordic degenerate

my weeping and lamenting

seyda

being have to....

Stephanotis

having things put up my ass

Zero

lawn chairs

why?

my other tube sock

Death

George Bush Jr. Nuclear Aresenals MTV Censorship

Kimbo

trying to figure out what is superfical

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The rest of my mind.

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People like you who want to know too much about me.

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bad sex

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The life i live now.

GRRRRRRRR

Intentional igorance

POOP

society itself

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my life

Jewn4Fire

WHERE DO I BEGIN?!!!!!!!!! >illogical thinking or misunderstood intention miscommunication, ignorant rednecks, ignorant: AsiaAmeriAfriMidlEastrnIndian....ignorant Anyone. We're all in this together & ALL have somethin' to learn, Eternally. Fuck rapists, wifebeaters, no-respectin- old-new-progressive generations of men who refuse to TEACH EACH OTHER the rights and wrongs of humanity, therefore creating the silent tolerance of SUCH. I won't miss the lack of Honor, Understanding, Intelligence, Empathy(cuz no1 Gives a shit about anyone else, too self-absorbtion is addictive), and finally> the jaded world that closes it's eyes every single day to the decaying souls. Generatn by Generatn we have been killing the virtuous, empathetic, courageous, intelligent and well mannered gene pools. It is a rare day when a light shines so bright and it goes too often unnoticed.

Nadine

Sex laws.

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I won't miss the facade that Americans put on.

Paul

William Hague.

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ordinary people and ordinary surveys on the web

Eric Payne

paper work

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The vague.

\et

Providing free consultation services for employers and other exploiters of the grand surrealistic conspiracy.

?

madness

Christiansleaze

Ronan Keating. If I aim right...

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Mussolini

Chris Leary

the alphabet

(Kirsten)

Myself

SUBOBJECTIVUS

my memory

Atilla

Barney.

Peter Gunn

Everyone else's freedom

Laura

overbearing father who seeks things for himself and only.

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another bald joke

Guarded One

Being in the Guard and hiding away from my 4 ex-wives. Heh,Heh!!!!:>)

Guarded One

Being in the Guard and hiding away from my 4 ex-wives. Heh,Heh!!!!:>)

Guarded One

My military career,my 4 ex-wives that are in Oregon, Washington and California. Drinking Alcohol,that damn Oregon C.S.D.! :>)

charlierosewater

hope

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Dad's apple pie and Mom's cologne

Mosquito Christ

constant nazi propaganda on the "History Channel"

Cameron

aaa headaches

Who wants to know anyway?

Being alone!

Amanda

CFS/FM

Mess_iah

People who speak the culture's mind

nothing

satan

Remy

The rest of the world

josiah

the next question

ThE LiGhT

(see above)

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Wanking

Shi Juna

when technology disappears

Sanna

Not getting enough sleep

Ryan O'Connell

The time before I filled out this survey

mark

pop

Eat Me

fat people

the rabbit

The thoughts of "Them"

When D. L'Oscar

my depression

krystal kirby

when he gets up set

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My left ear lobe.

Rose deBoueff

Bad decaf.

His Honorable Feces

All the uninformed masses of idiots, and liars.

noah

most people

Gav

Secondary School.

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aliens been abducted

Legion

Oppression from on high.

Renee

sheeps-and-drones-fratboy-sororitybitch-tommyhillfingerwearingpainsintheassesthatmakeourliveshell

The Panda

Sanity

Yasir Araphat

Adam Wood

Beers

Morons who are viewed as gods by the hundreds of millions of lazier morons around the world.

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toilets

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Myself.

Zack

my mind

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my shoes (they smell funky)

Susan Bowen

Fat Lizzy

optional

My mind! as i just stated. I guess that is why I took up the Visual Arts!

d.s.

instant everything

tanya

His penis.

Baron Saturday

herpes

Bill Corpse

Filling out surveys

DR. PROPHET FUTURA

LIFE

Antigone

humans... you're all fucking stupid.

snoochypoochy

innosense

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being organic

endless, nameless

orgasms, drugs, mr rodgers, music...oop! wrong list...

Roy & Garry

John Howard was a good one however wroteb that

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john howard...pm of australia mel and rob

Warbeak

Tella youa about mya lifa. You justa jealousa ofa mea! Soona I bea queena anda youa justa be soma butta muncha mousa that p***a mea offa!!!!

Al Holloway

Bullets

Stephen

too many decisions

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schools

Jesper Larsen

toilet paper

Tragedy Anne

that feeling

Zanphador

Exgirlfriend 4567-G

Shawn

The feeling of isolation from not being able to identify with my peers.

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authentic volcanoes: I think replacing them with artificial replicas was the one thing they did right.

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Clarity of thought.

Fleebobnewcut

My life

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Chuck Norris

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rubber and other...

rumpelstilskin

The rest of the voices

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Nixon

god

see above.

Opt I. Onal

what didn't happen because i blinked

lou-lou

mobile phones

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Stupid preps and unmulticultural people.

girl with arms

dying slowly. maybe i will. so sorry. for. sentence. fragment.s

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being expected to be a wasteful, gluttonous american

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the joys og belly-button lint

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Tony Blair

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stupid half-wit talking-head reporters

Paul

MacDonnalds

Mitch

Media

Tim

All their eyes on me

GGDDMAN

THE ONE WE HAVE NOW

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those damn people who stop right in front of you when you are walking in the street

Bedavade

My left leg.

Salt Chunk Mary

George W. Bush, Jr.

Steve Billingsworth

Sobriety

Hydrangea Hard As Steel

people who don't tip well when they eat lentil burgers at health food restaurants and are all quiet and passive-agressive about being seated and having their order taken and don't even frown at the poor waitress so she knows that she's not performing up to standards and must get her ass in gear but instead leave ONE FLIPPING DOLLAR on the table when the total actually comes to $11.72

Gecko

Everything. I never miss.

Steven Swain

All of the freaks predicting the end of civilization

child502837

Careers, investments, sobriety.

Will Weaver

Death

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JOB,TAXES, OPPRESSION(sp?)

angry sheepdog marie

THOSE WRONG NUMBER CALLING INFILTRATING MY LIFE PIZZA HUT BASTARDS and ANTS

sweet pea

Natural sunlight. Good riddance!!!

M

The matrix.

Leathal Carter

Fighting charton heston for the remote control.

Meg

polllution & gov't

dhole phrenetic

Hate

Ok.

Death.

An Unknown Agent

april 15th

An Unknown Agent

obesity

An Unknown Agent

rush limbaugh and the side of the road.

henry

that guy who runs through my yard late at night. as in next time i wont miss him.

An Unknown Agent

Ninja Tune records

Jennifer

Ny highschool English teacher

bro gUrU

your lies

Wabidoux(optional)

Societal Folkways, mo'res and customs (especially! Morly Safer)

Lisa

work

An Unknown Agent

getting up at seven in the morning

An Unknown Agent

ignorance

An Unknown Agent

Pikafuckingchu

An Unknown Agent

web forms

"you're killin' me"

Hanson

jac beury

the shiny people

An Unknown Agent

Advil

flexiblehorse45

all the work i put into getting out of work

Jack

routine

An Unknown Agent

The smell of vomit

blexie

All the goddamn zombies mesmerized by all goddamn alien agents. Having to imagine that my present girlfriend is really my beloved first one.

Blah blah blah, so forth and sew on, dot dot dot.

Special K overdoses

An Unknown Agent

Cheese

Les Miserable

False hope

Angela

The virgin mary butt plug. whew! what a relief.

Rothu

I've improved my shooting skills

Suatre

Barney, Christians, school

jayhughe99

everything

An Unknown Agent

The French. Except Luc Besson.

Max

all these people

An Unknown Agent

Bea Arthur. In all her forms.

Hanklin Rutherford Nu

1) The ineffectiveness of advertising. 2) The bureucracy behind toll collecting on so-called superhighways, and the gutless politicians afraid to touch it or propose some other type of revenue generator like taxing us everytime we go from the couch to the can or need 911.

kenneth

bob dole's E.D.

Golden pussycat

other people's stinky addictions

~Z~

The latest Ricky Martin solo album.

An Unknown Agent

You.

An Unknown Agent

eggplant

heather

Stupid people: the other %70. see www.slaughter.net I won't miss "must see thursdays"

uber-irie

americans

Zhara um Nikko

teletubbies

An Unknown Agent

pokemon cards

Grunt

The toilet

Bishop

sanity

Libbeth

The musical group the Killer Bees!!

tori

rap music

CR

my cubicular office neighbors

An Unknown Agent

vending machines

balegoth

Cathy Lee Gifford. Ugh.

Jenn

I won't miss the demons that visit me at night.

Tina

Everything.

stuart

readers digest

Tuna Colada

teenyboppers!...their perkiness...the way they chatter about useless bullshit...how self absorbed they are...how they love Mariah fucking Carey!..their fucking optomism,..the stupid glitter they wear on their fave and the stupid little butterflies they wear in their hair!..AHHHH KILL THEM ALL!!! BURN THEM>>BURN THEM ALL DOWN!

hellcat

those fucking idiots on "loveline".

Spider

My medication.

Tom

Plastic.

my name

my dreary past.

Johnny Flashdance

I wont miss every inanimate object that rhymes with the word "peach"

Lucy

poofy bangs on junior high girls.

michael

computer and the idiots that are running them

jello

techno music

James Rush

My ex girlfriend.

Jesse Ransom

Hope. It hurts like pain.

Danielle

logic

Derek

That one red-headed kid, he drove me nuts.

Raziel

that thing on my neck

you know when people say "no way hose"?...well i'm hose...ok NO..my name is Fay :)

the feeling that every moment of my life is being controlled, and the people who i need to understand certain things definitely never will...and oh yes, seeing benny hinn on tv every day

An Unknown Agent

The smell created when aformentioned settlements are burnt.

An Unknown Agent

The People.

An Unknown Agent

Fashion boutiques

jamison sechser

the cia agents girlfriend who was really seducing me when i thought it was the other way around.fukin bitch

tom

people that only exist in our contrived social realities; that don't see the ground, trees, garbage, public sex, my point, and past their own narcissistic views.

An Unknown Agent

ORANGE SODA

justbob

THIS FORKING COMPUTER!!

An Unknown Agent

yes no maybe

(the plastic clown

work

chris

being called "interesting" by people in white coats

nicole

The games they play with my head when I'm messes up.

Bubby

My FUCKING dad.

gianluca

eyebrows

I want my Monkeyman

The wild Bud Lite orgies of the Alpha- Tau-Omega fraternity sect of college males.

wonk+

our memory

An Unknown Agent

life as u know it

An Unknown Agent

jesse james

Troy

people

j

dying

An Unknown Agent

thinking iam being talked about

whyit

My dead space alien pal.

An Unknown Agent

sex with men and cows that baaaaah

sneakypeat

ally

stupid hackers that use words like "katch u l8ter"

Drew Smith

Leonardo DiCaprio

benny contagious

government.

AnN

Shag carpeting

An Unknown Agent

Telephone marketing

An Unknown Agent

Rattlesnakes on methedrine

wolf303

Probably this form.

Rob Turner

Marigolds

kelly d.

invasions by sneering

tim

canada

An Unknown Agent

Confusing Ketchup and Catsup

filament

televangelism

Tonglen Dorje

this mortal coil

An Unknown Agent

peeing

wobby

the large majortity of human population

Sara Elizabeth

Any other songs with question marks in the lyrics. How pretentious.

Kumquat1

Any potato food.

Lucifer

Cherubs nipping at my toes.

Genevieve

Institutions

Nickey

this stupid little town w/ it's stupid little people who walk around and know NOTHING!

Andrew A.

Republicans and all their tail chasing as well as others of their ilk.

Jeremy

my penis

Absy

yuppies,mimes,angry girlscouts

An Unknown Agent

That thing you turn to open the door.

An Unknown Agent

clinton

kelly

school

Johnny Deformed

Fisherman's Friend

rotorelief

preachers

Heather

My American history textbook.

Nothing Nowhere

the old me. cast off as i realized that the old me is not me.

Brian, Stacey, and Benny

My useless worldly belongings, such as pencils, pens, penguins, ontological schemes, problematic juxtipositions, etcetera. also, we are undecided.

frances gomeztagle

drinking and eating foods with seemingly unnatural colors, such as electric blue

Annie

surveys, and yet I always come back, don't i. . .

Alexis

New kids on the block. heheheh

Elizabeth

Melissa!

Velevetine@aol.com

idiots and Drew Barrymore movies

Elpugnaro

feaux charities

An Unknown Agent

festering puss nodules

Artichoke Man

My little jammies I used to wear when I was 36. My wife was right!!

The Pope

Calculus

Mike

I won't miss some of these art, play, and band fags at my school. and nerds like most of you.

An Unknown Agent

stupids.

Don Miguel de Londres

fluoride

Wolf303

Boredom.

AT

I fully intend to be at my German class at 9:05 AM tomorrow morning. No promises, though.

David Christian Kennedy

I won't miss work or dentists or bad advertising and I won't miss Jerry Falwell

Maudlin

My other mind.

Lone(ly)Ranger

Cyber sex.

An Unknown Agent

Whatever I forgot.

paul fiasco

arrest for public masturbation

mooog

my appendix

An Unknown Agent

Mr T

Horatio Hupnagel

Disorganized crime

An Unknown Agent

Media's none-to-subtle attempt to control my mind.

Dozzent E. Quate

Ricky Lake

mike

the internet

heather

the crazy red balloon in my system tray

Eugene

living

An Unknown Agent

My customers at the bar

Sennex D.

The woman across the street who sits looking out her window all day.

Kinbote

Racism.

An Unknown Agent

having my male organs cut off at the office

Pablo

My wife (Though never married)

An Unknown Agent

the 700 club

An Unknown Agent

wifes nagging

Mallo

today

Eric

People

Bismark

Vehicle Inspection Fees

Dave

The art section of this survey.

kiwi

Well there are just too many to talk about now but if you call back in a couple of days I will have had time to scrap together something.

Myth

Fliing out silly surveys to appease the mindless curiosity of multinational corporations intent on world domination through promoting the unlimited and equally mindless consumption of useless consumer goods. The sad part is that they are so non-creative that they can't even guess what we might be interested in, they have to bore us to tears with these blasted surveys, which I tend to skew anyway, partly out of malice and partly because if they are selling it, I'm relatively sure I don't need it, and if I did I wouldn't admit it anyway!!

Bored

him

Dash

Surveys

sun-ying

going to confession

Pail Edification

the heaps of donkey tears and moose antlers stuck in my exaust pipe. and being a "minor". age discrimiation, I mean...

Quas

this form that i am dutifully filling (and if anyone ever reads it, their opinions)

Eman Rouy

That cramped coffin.

Trevor

hitchhikers

R. Smith

Sleep

Undine Sarcophogus

Inquisitions [of all types and divisions: the Illuminati, tax refund forms, internet questionaires, et al]

Don't you ever call me that again!

boxer briefs

Aahhmmm

Media

Ryan of Rosewood

my...my...my...my...my...my...what was the question?

Nad Suckmore

Sex ! ! !

Clever, Clever

skim milk. and captain planet. no, wait, i will.

Br0kEn

I have nothing

Tom

The show "Friends"

Vanessa

The man.

Shoulders Bag

The corner where they pushed me down.

Doe, John Doe

machine oriented life

An Unknown Agent

duality

killer penguin

poorly made nail clippers

William Cipkala

The warmth you feel in the presence of television.

HMS The Pickled Quim

You, ya silly asshole.

dt

aol

An Unknown Agent

buses

Reggaejunkiejew

My scrotum. It's so foldy.

(naomi wilson)

Phone sex.

An Unknown Agent

art

An Unknown Agent

dentists

Ms. Nomered

George Bush. Flossing.

An Unknown Agent

sanity

It's written down somewhere, if I can just find it...

The system of ethics and honor based on poor translations and twisted interpretations of something that never really was, in the sense that it was how they say it was, as opposed to how it really was.

coralie

all females (except me)

catherine

pure freedom

Sweet James

parking meters

An Unknown Agent

All forms of repression, not leading to neurosis.

kenneth frieze

all the bullshit!

An Unknown Agent

public transit

Mark

Parmisan

Kemuri

sex

An Unknown Agent

Being able to see my hands any time I want, but having to look in a mirror to see my face.

floridaL manthiaS

why does the corner glow green? grass green everglade energy emanates from the corner of my bedroom. did i tell you,? it blinks when i laugh. green alpha fluctuations, radiating into my green glowing grin. touch my not-shedable skin. with a ghastly ginger grip. a NOR gate will switch. binary green phosphor night-dream. paracetamoL 1

Michael Lane

The 90's

Angelique

the fact that the only thing the masses really wish to borrow from my head are facts that may lead them to my pocketbook

Chemical Geezer

You lot.

john adams

future past lives...dirty portapotties.

An Unknown Agent

bank overdraft charges

Folded

Anything popular.

Janet

I wont miss the stuff I just flushed down the toilet.

theresa

civilization

Stu (optional) Neville

The past

plutolar

sports bars

adrian noble

tequila

ase

computers

Rachel

I won't miss the cheesy-survey-wannabees that try to be like this one.......

An Unknown Agent

having to work when im old

dustbunnysrevenge

money the lack of money being able to curse

kirsten

Oprah

An Unknown Agent

sex

Trevor H. VB

movies featuring nude heroin addicts

The Tolar of Turlington

small chairs

raloT divaD

lobbyists

Velouria

Essay questions. i don't like them anyway. i don't miss them now. i write them instead.

david tolar

telemarketers

R. Mutt

The dewey decimal system

I am not David Tolar

the IRS

joan

people

shimon palmer

Princes Di and all her bullshit

The Golden Ship Was, Oh! Oh! Oh!

Computers.

A RAT INVADED WORLD

QVC

An Unknown Agent

secondhand smoke at new-smoke prices

An Unknown Agent

sex

James

Denial

JUAN

THE MONEY

Derek Greene

Radioactive space suits, french toast, toenail clippers, etc.

Ken

My cat in the hat!

An Unknown Agent

Can't remember.

Jerry Schwartz

FAX machines.

jason cotton

drugs

Gonzo

Linoleum

Anton Trebelmungen

Easy rock radio.

Jabberwocky

people

An Unknown Agent

Prostitution

An Unknown Agent

sex

An Unknown Agent

DON'T GIVE UP ANY THING. IT WILL ALL BE MISSED EVEN IF YOU DON'T MISS IT.

Jenafer Herling

embarrasment

Brett Edwards

women

An Unknown Agent

The AFL

Dalliesque poster - Imposter

society

opheliac

my tapeworm.

Chile con Gato

Eddie Vedder clones

mark dolph(optional)

listening to market oriented radio stations.

vest boy

The Mindless Mass of Humanity

Josh Clemants

Hanson and life in general

TanQboy

The United States of <sieg hiel!> America, the last fascist nation on the planet. Why is it that whenever Bill Clinton gets a hard on some 3rd world nation gets bombed?

gezzika

EARTH

Marc Dunlop

Opiates and tequila

Ratmoler Hamstak

Other people.

Dale M Houstman

waking up

An Unknown Agent

manipulative females

dusty poo

timed apologies walking

(jamie vermillion)

skittles

#65241013

My sanity.

Ratmoler Hamstak

That purplish anomaly emanating from my exospleen.

Opcional

I won't miss the Year End Closeout At My Local Retailer!! That's for darn sure

Paul

Thankfully, I will no longer recieve tax refunds.

ME

people who drive 40 mph on the highway and just about every TV sitcom ever made

Evan Smith

America's rigging of the Miss Universe paegant

Anessa Kali

Martha Stewart

An Unknown Agent

talking to you

alex

The noise of urban decay.

hUgo bAll

ytinas(mirror optional)

An Unknown Agent

the next second

An Unknown Agent

TWINKIES

An Unknown Agent

the next second

An Unknown Agent

Please see above!

st dolores

the shuffling masses

Shelwood Buchanan

Baywatch Nights

Funk-de-la-Funk

that thing those people do in parking lots. . .

Jessica

I don't miss all the spankings.

Andrew

Frank Sinatra

An Unknown Agent

the nanny

Fontana Fallopia

Your right hand.

Voice?

the compulsive splitting open of one's head, aided by mumbling Athenian stoneware

Uruboros

Centralized planning of education programs.

muno's teeth

cars but i well miss toothpaste

An Unknown Agent

my death

bruce

san francisco muni metro

small egg iriwi

teletubbies

Simone

malls, cars, real estate values

Ricky

The ring around the bathtub.

lee

playing with the ignorant masses

An Unknown Agent

I forget her name

parsifal

Almost everything, especially plaid house-slippers.

john adams

sadistic mind control worldwide wrestling federation beanie babies

martin.ackroyd

virginity

An Unknown Agent

The Draft

Lisa Busch

Sam's orders. He can be so demanding! "Get me food!" "Walk me"" Plant explosives under the garden hose" Geez!

An Unknown Agent

Shorts.

r.min

the known

Jeff

Your head! (i have good aim.)

and so it goes

Can i say : hrunk //http:// hrunk i wont miss this life when its gone, Joe t

alice

mason amen and rush libaugh also jars of spray cheese and vienna sausages

I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me.

Art following me on that Green Machine. Well, OK, I might feel lonely for awhile when he's gone.

laurilaurilaurilauri, egocentric can't spell lauri

unKilju

Virgil Clemens

Anti-smoking commercials that make people think that yellow teeth are bad.

Aaron

I choose not to breed.

(agent orange optional)

andrew loyde webber on a hut tin roof<

R. Norman

less witty smartasses

The Benevolent General Malarkey

Quixotic struggle for meaning in a meaningless world

Twizter

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

B. C. Flooshartz

Good riddance to all the bible toting, hemp-smoking, dream-evoking, foot soaking, hair growing, eyes-glowing, teeth showing -NEPHARIUOUS- whimp choking, usually joking, book toting, secretly eloping, people. (You know those people don't you?)

Kenneth Alquist

Thats thing i flushed this morning!

Jeff Richards

This computer.

An Unknown Agent

The multi-national government contractor I work for.

Josher Q. Habbittforming

Potted Meat Products.

doug jett-case sensitive

diapers

chood

school

Nassos

So many things, Bad movie directors, Useless people, underaducated opinionated bastards pathetic, miserable and ineficient human beings. Myself.

M

Dread of the infallibility of authority.

WHK

Melissa's cat

ken

Hummingbird-tongue soup.

tammie

Almost anyone I knew from high school.

This is not optional

Talk shows

Bamphomet(jimjones)

the way my father licks my balls.

flap Jack Charlie

Mc Donalds

JASON

COMMERCIALS

William Van Nguyen

Way too many to post. You always have more things to bitch about than things to celebrate.

An Unknown Agent

Zeno's paradox

An Unknown Agent

ditto

Dhoop

the bliss of ignorance

kath

sanity

Inca Atahuallpa

The Age of the BBS.

Rebecca

I can't think of anything I'll miss after civilization collapses. Just civilization itself probably.

Still Me

This computer.

Eric

things

Karel Jasper, the 44th Lord Andross

My ability to create a pretense of well-being

An Unknown Agent

THE INSANITY OF HUMAN DESIRES

Albert Silverman

The Ancient Theorist.

Old Skratch

The bowl. (Unless I'm really tanked)

Skybird

Everybody trying to read my mind.

Gus

surveys

none

Ignorance

Jamie Reid

the metaphysics of absence

An Unknown Agent

government agencies national, state and local breathing down my ass. and laws which phibit my idividual sovereign rights

Naomi

Everything else

An Unknown Agent

cube farms

Jose Rivera

stupid blondes crying about the environment

((echo))

walking on a lonely highway while having fits of the sniffles

KAZ, occasionally known as (optional) to my closest strangers.

mmm... the bastards wot took mine

i can't tell enemy spies are watching

my 5th grade math teacher......

Not You or God

that hybrid platypus they pulled out of my ass

mockingbird franklin

hanson

some strange girl

the suspicion.

An Unknown Agent

His annoying stare down my back every time I am alone.

Standard Feature

Congress, politics, humans.

Andrew

Dinosaurs, snakes, cockroaches (believe they'll be around a while longer) and bunny rabbits. Shit I've said too much. How about GOD.

Mrizek

Using my computer as an alternative to drinking.

680869@showme.missouri.edu

Green bermuda shorts crawling down the neither reigons of large, red, sweaty repair oriented individuals.......most of which are from very close knit families.

James

I'd say Microsoft, but they'll be there with all the other Borg.

Arthur "A" Blank

Men carrying pistols on their hips.

Ronald Donn

My soul.

An Unknown Agent

um. i dunno. my sanity?

Laura Baldwin

Diet Pepsi and Sally Jesse Raphael

A Vial of Microbes Fighting Amonst Themselves

$20 hookers

Charles Kazimer

The Republicans

Olivia

paper plates

Rev. Stygmata

Kathy Lee Gifford. Actually, I'll miss her quite a lot.

Ithica Apa Mach-lean Selfcontradiction

The inability of normal people to appreciate the different people.

Tiago Borges da Silva

television!! Mercedes Benz!!! Ferrari!!! Philips and Bang and Olufsen!!! Mineral water and all the bubbles in the soft drinks. White teeths (americans)...

Anna

Those wonderful conversations like Hi, How are you? Fine.

Timothy Daniel Constantine Tolle

money

Alan Haley

Anything I shoot at, at least more than once.

An Unknown Agent

6:00 news ... it just gets in the way of sports

Ignatz Maus

The church of Subgenius. Irony. Symbolism.

Baron Saturday

that thing that's not worth missing, i guess

A Humble Heather

Insomnia.

An Unknown Agent

Functionless Form.

Charlie Melvin

sanity

An Unknown Agent

ignorance

Aliss de Cent

well, it would be something that's never affected me and that i don't know about, so i don't know.

wendy kroy

the men that go with the sex... the flat coke in the old cans.... greasy public phones and jelly in my ear.

can I do that? isn't my what's in a name?name in me?

Surveys.

An Unknown Agent

fashion

An Unknown Agent

rain

Neuronaut

Everything

Airam

Orange Soda.

I should be doing the dishes right now

Silicone oil and rubber cement.

kyal

Family Ties

An Unknown Agent

pres. c. and co.

An Unknown Agent

everything

An Unknown Agent

dinner.

David Magdziarz

The hand of some unknown entity finding its way through the curtains, fishing in my dreams for the fruit of its own existence

jebadiah

another her

ramona w. sparrow (sometimes...)

all those miserable little bastards... (not my cats...)

Christy

Family arguments over who gets the dog when my brother gets married.

An Unknown Agent

About half the mass of everything within 50 feet of the earth's crust...

shithead

having to explain myself to the checkout clerk in the gun shop!!!!!!

Hanes

boredom

Heather Reddy

the home shopping network, catholic high school

John la Fournier

Capitalism and Habermasian discourse

William Lee

pat buchanon

Ian McDonald

The putrescent stench of the corporate coprophitic lawyers, the evil ones who have eviscerated us and sealed their own fate along with ours.

AC

Order. (In the strict sense)

joseph

Being on a island with Marx BRos movies, bottles of french wine and a profession- nal that appreciated her profession

Liggil

gobots. irritable bowel syndrome.

Marvin is not my name

The joy of eating my mouth with X toothpicks; such that 9<X>X

An Unknown Agent

my death

Joshua McFadden

Life

An Unknown Agent

I gots it all, baby

An Unknown Agent

Assholes.

(joan gosselin

Sadam Hussein

nellybelle

Dilbert

Jack

The bits of flesh which occupied my now pierced organs.

James M.

Jingles

unsmooth

Zen in Western culture (why do we not have it?) we sleep when not tired, eat when not hungry, accept when feeling objection, dance with two left feet

beverly

living joyfully and depression interesting people

aisha

i don't miss tv.

TekSass

organizes religion

simple servant of the vast countenance

rational thought

Al

wiping my own butt when I too old to do so.

Erica

A sexually repressed boarding school experience

Glenn

Techno 'music'

Luke

SCHOOL! The petty supressive nature of school is not good for the mind/

An Unknown Agent

Work. Doing anything that you don't totally enjoy.

Ndyja99

the Fluidocskeptrick

Benja

fat women

An Unknown Agent

myself

An Unknown Agent

same as the previous answer

Brian

Ignorance

Squirrel

hunters. (they should all die.)

Citizen Khan

The Artist formerly known as Prince, especially having to look at that goofy symbol

Karl Marx

Capitalism

myxptlyk

Commercials for feminine hygiene products.

Technocrat

Pinkies are optional. Two threads, one blue

Chled Chledychledchledchledchledchledchledchledchledchled

Pretentious intellectual/art fools and their idiotic cliches.

gerard

My desire.

Kaos

redundancy redundancy redundancy redundancy redundancy redundancy redundancy

Mary "Lucky" Fortuna

the worthless bastards who have continually conspired to impede my evolutionary progress at every turn (you know who you are, all of you)

An Unknown Agent

the annoying strangers i love to harass.

Jeremiah Seabird

This question in the survey.

Bumblebee

The little toe itself

andy

i won't miss filling out surveys

honeyed silence

god

you

tidy public restrooms

Dave Earp(optional)

Bill Gates

Andrew, son of my dad.

the cheez-wiz

Joyce

Dogs

Chris Dunn

Cars

Mahatma H Nobel-Faraday II

Er, teaspoons, then, I guess.

Kim

White noise

jon Love

prunes

Peggy Sue

His toe nails they cut the hell out of my jimmy

paul

only one?

Yvan Greenberg

Toilets that flush by themselves when you leave them.

Pax

My period.

M.C. Fine

Cheesier Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

jarrett

People, crap, impressionism, ignorance

jon Love

stink on shit

SirDenny

malevolent frivolence

steve

asshole mooches

Daniel Nooter

Shaving.

Raheem al-Maqtul Bey

Network Television, Cable Television Newspapers, Radios, Gossip, word of mouth, mouths, words, ofs, ,s,....

An Unknown Agent

needing

An Unknown Agent

Dennis Rodman

Walter Johnson (optional)

The expectations of doing the right thing.

Bryan Hunter

Ugandan cuisine.

jason

I, of course, won't miss that sad way I had of believing that everything would eventually work out, and my continual disappointment because it didn't...

suza

my legs

Paradoxos Alpha

Television

Grynnan Barrett

that

YobananaboY

comercials in any form

shaine alaine

nothing...

An Unknown Agent

90210

Mike Flannery

the action

An Unknown Agent

prozac fantisies

anti-nothing

life.

An Unknown Agent

my soul,my mind,your soul...

An Unknown Agent

masterbation

An Unknown Agent

clean plastic nappies

a soluable fish

I won't miss this skin

me

My computer

(The)Dewar Walls

Waking up at morning.

Peter Denton

lack of it

Jennifer

rational thought

Pseudoannie & pseudojohn

assholes and idiots

Paco

disco.

An Unknown Agent

the interstate highway system

miasma

My neighbors

yo

my nappies

saltrese@bvsd.k12.co.us

Doctors

your name

what?

An Unknown Agent

Jessie Helms

imeing froomersmelt

Sled dog poop stuck to my hiking boot sole in the warmth of the Spring when the lilies are blooming.

Roger HENDERSON

I have all my things because I do things I don't like. So, after careful consideration I've decided I won't miss anything.

Steele

Stupid People

eL gremliN

YOU, first you're jumping in on my THAWTS, then you're all up in mah COMPOOTER, askin me the questions. I wouldn't answer them in mah head, but you knewed I'd answer them for the computer.

zzelda

shoe heels

j/-\s0N_

smooth jazz

Soodow Nymn

my mark

mark hawkins

puberty

the adhesive fairy

the stupidity

dcj

Hell, I don't even remember it.

Optional

Life

An Unknown Agent

my three legged dogs fourth leg

ZEN

The republican party's senseless catchphrases.

Dik Tibbetts

invasive web pages like this one

jim clancy

Mary Kate and ashley olsen and Barney

josh morgan

living

David Boyle

Corporeal existence.

UbU

Vapid Stares

Jinx

Arby's curly fries

(ubu)

Vacuous stares.

Why?

LIfe

libby

the aids virus

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ikribux

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jail

fern

ignorants.

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MOST SMALL RODENTS

Surrounded by Idiots

People.

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My wife (GRIN!)

David

that damn 5:00 traffic

jeff

toupees

Rhiannon

The swamp of eternal sadness (Oh, too late.)

Wayne

Embarrassing childhood experiences.

Grace

Sin

The Chimp

Obnoxious Questionnaires

Claude Balls

dirty socks

keisha

Rap music

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Rush Limbauh.

Zill

BobDole

Deft Touch

lack of insight

Wes Fleming

ignorant American society.

whitetrash

Ritualistic voodoo sacrifices.

Not Galadriel.

Adolescence, a recent and misguided invention.

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Sally Jessy Rapheal

maria oblongata

subdued euphoria and money

The Grand High Penguin

sleep

Flynne Bondolini

my mind (i'd rather play with yours)

seain

Resignedness.

Lyle Nisenholz

Growing old

walrus@juno.com

Jesus H. Christ and Co.

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up tight arseholes who have decided that god meant them to be in charge(?).

Marthew Reely

work

Les Ismore

my other ones

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An empty house

your name

milk

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a truthful tongue

sasha

all the idiots have left

TazManiac

manuals that lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sarah r.

new jersey

Rev. Father POPE SiGRiD Fenderson V, KSC etc.

mauve. mauve stinks.

I'm a liar

I ain't gonna miss a turkey day like a hole in my head- and that's the truth

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budweiser

Poisoned Ooze Toad

Bureau of Motor Vehicles

James V. Cervantes

People who resemble loaves of white bread.

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That nasty thing in the office.

gabriel

Walmart

Tim Drage

New things I can't afford, Computer things that aren't good enough.

jon Love

masturbation

Eric Domazlicky

josh morgan

pissing in-doors

la reine

I won't miss finals.

karen anne

5:56 am

TLALOC

IGNORANCE

Melissa

My mother

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bran cereal

Barnacle Bob

Going to see "Twister" a second time to catch the various shadings of character.

Matthew Friday

all of you

E. Rubin-Vega

theirs

ruby

arch deluxe

someone

Any and/or all of the Baldwin Bros. and any and/or all of their existing realatives. These may include aunts, uncles, cousins and/or illegitimate siblings.

nor-aliCe

Bank queues Registration queues Dining hall queues

peter ekman

religious organisations

Glen Gallier

The future.......

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Jellied eel

jon Love

nooky neat

hmmm...

backstabbing

Big Chikeee(optional)

Jurgen Habermas and Camille Paglia [Has anyone tried to rub-her out yet?] and Douglas Copland [the shame of my country] and Bill Gates [the shame of your country]

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My multiple personality disorder.

Pauline

This survey.

Leicmon

Modern art

Dave HowardI am he who has become myself

TVI have nothing of importance to add

leighton zenon taylor

coporate america and its little peons.

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republicans

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my mom

Katherine

My mind

Leslie Kleinberg

Barcodes, scanners, access cards, elevators with keys.

Shereen

Innocence

ss#542-08-1550

bathing

brendan

Bob Newhart

Your Name Here

The six headed satan that torments our undivided consciousness throughout eternity.

steve

you and your penis

Aphex

When you're talking to another person and you really know what you talking about and

Albert A. Clay

Politicians and corruption.

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Free lunch for my future offspring; come to think of it, that &*^%$ really tasted awful!

Loki

Lite Beer

Scrafford

Those little yapping dogs

The Mugician

the toilet

lee worden

Pepsi

Greg

See previous

Rev. Father POPE SiGRiD Fenderson V, KSC

That's easy - Buck Rogers.

Jesse "Jigs" Walker

Cleaning his tiny suite.

forgotten

my profs

jeli ian neck(optional)

the taste of bile

Ralph McGinnis

my virginity

Axaxaxax Mlo

Gluons.

Redcap (avec Wit)

sanity

jeff the lynks

makin' a creep on "mardi gras"

Reece R. Dano

PBS tele-a-thons

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TV commercials.

rachel I kerley

Tv and those irratating people who claim to never watch it but have seen every episode of Cops!

Francis Heaney

Sand.

Lord Chrisna

Other people

Daniel Postellon optional)

conscription

Bokonon

Cappio.

Michelle

you

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the sickening stab of a pigeon being extracted from a long-lost lover on crack in a paltry evening mist on the polar ice caps of the greater krumholz peninsula

Xerxes Alexandrovitch

Standardized testing

tim

my nipple ring

N/A

Those high-rise appartments or whatnot.

The fool

This survey

Glyn

sense + sensibility

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torture

Josh Ronsen

I won't miss that nice warm feeling of being at once happy, loved, content and relaxed. 'CAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Rick

Better clean fun.

Derrida on crack

teaching art survey courses

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any meals

Napoleon

Those funny pink spots on Gorbachev's head.

Robin

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Segregation. Apartheid. The Wall (not Pink Floyd's!). The Soviet Union. O.J. Simpson. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Friday

The strange feeling I get when I urinate of the London Bridge whilst singing "I am a little teapot"

Lara

8 am

Ozob.Clone

Not having this survey completed.

Onan Isticfingerdipper

Booze and drugs and lots of other conspiratorial anadynes proffered to the struggling crushed creative souls who have collapsed under the weight of Mollach, the "one eyed shrew peeking out of the womb and the Horas Eye in the In God We Trust Dollar Bill! I won't miss kissing ass (which I never did anyway...never saw a job that I couldn't walk away from) And I wish I could say that I won't miss getting laid BUT I DO!

anne kaider

Skiing

Ted

emotion

Apple Woman

mornings

T.

9-5 at the AIC for no pay whatsoever

paunger

Spencer Wright. The explanation for this will become apparent if he ever becomes famous. No chance, though.

Rod Christopherson

Government

him

Bastards (not in the traditional sense)

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the system

Suran Song

Unchanged grease at Mom & Pop diners. McDonalds is clean.

FPainter

The Lincoln Memorial

John Thomas

Being sober.

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my tonsils

Carolyn Chick

school

Alan Scott

Just one? That sick feeling of gripping the headrest in front of me, realizing that even if there were anyone in the driver's seat, the skid had already become uncontrollable before I was born.

Huldra

people like me

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religious paraphenalia in which you can detect aspects of the chimpish.

slinky

putting myself in a position where i can be sucked dry of my dreams

just call me RB

Major League Baseball

NEMO

COMMERCIAL TELEVISION

enegima(optional)

newt gengrich

Josh

I won't miss the assassins the government keeps sending after me

andy k.

cops

Nate Gerheim

Ignorance

gertrude stein

meat cleaver

Tony Daniel...

Nuclear war, or my sanity...

Sam Hill

Not knowing when the world would end

Bob Supan

Floam

Leo A. Toznet

A meal.

Rick

Free Will

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REAL BUTTER, AND ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS THAT CAUSE CANCER THAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING ALL THOSE YEARS THAT THE GOVERNMENT HASN'T BOTHERED TO TELL YOU!

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Michael Eisner

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my brain

Orlene Baird

airline food

Kristen

People who spell Christmas as "Xmas"

del soba

questionnaires

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bearucrats

Jim McClure

The prickly iris of my SUPERvisors

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ESPN

Thomas Cox

The rim of the toilet.

(onothing or ducktape or nightshade or rainbow brite or sunflower

little tedious bugs, like the ones that fly up your nose or poison you with their backwash

hood

my right foot.

Walker, Lord of the Mole People

movement

MacGregor

absinthe ( Bull)

Heath Ivan Hewett

politicians and homophobes

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Me.

Tera Corazone

People who think the kind of car you drive says to other people that you are cool. People who think other people are cool based on the type of car they drive

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the hip-oisie self clarity

RottenHead

Goat Cheese Pizza. I hate goat cheese.

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THe CoMMiE BASTArD NOTZIE SLAVERs WhO CoNtrOL MY MINd BY BEAmIng MESSages thrOugh my TootH filLLingS... i WON'T MISS THAT STUPID EX-boyfriend of mine, Casey Stone. His Phone Number is (219)-875-1020. Send him a fax...really late at night...