Paranoia: How can you tell?

(Rambling permitted)

Daniel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it is what i think and they are out to get me.

Gertrude the 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Stop staring at me.

emi's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i dont belive a word of it, and i'm usually wrong

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

why do you ask?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

nobody else will tell me if im onto something or just on something

dandemalion's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because they talk to me in the street. trying constantly to catch my eye. monopolize my attention. take things without asking. they've even stopped trying to hide the snicker behind their hands.

messengager's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i'm not telling you that. you can't make me. stop asking me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Life has proved I'm an outsider. Murphy laws suit me

Dali Dolly's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness. I just made that up from something I pillaged once (or twice). Paranoia is always completely irrational, it only works well that way. If an attempt to rationalize becomes pronounced, it becomes true fear and no longer is enjoyable on the same level.

Diego's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just cuz im paranoid peepin out my mini blinds dont mean people aint out to get me

aldofarian's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Voices, voices, voices.

Jacques Collin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they want me to leave then leave when i return

Jessie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Many People Say When I'm In new Places With Them They Will Hear Nothing While There ARe voices Talking

eisbrechter's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

it rushes into my eyes when i flick off the light

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i strongly believe that i have killed all these pigeons

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

been busted far too many times not to know.. sitting at this very moment with a lamp-switch hooked up to my very door.. but whyyyy do u wonder?

Amanda's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is well founded in the Orwellian prole's hopes, in Freudian dreams, and Goyan imagery.

yunis's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Every time I tell myself I'm just being irrational in my suspicions, things turn out precisely the way I suspected initially.

Einna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They made up be down. Then I fell to the left of the righthandside of Darwin.

Mashonda's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i don't like the word paranoia. agitation is much better.

Ben's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia must contrain some truth or else it would not exist. It's very existence is evidence to it's foundation in some reality. Am I rambling yet? I do hope I am! I wish to be known as a rambler. Is that egocentric? I do hope so! That would mean I was arty, etc.

eva's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well founded paranoia...remember, if they really ARE out to get you, it's not paranoia??? It's just wrong anymore to care, or be warm and pleasant, and just stupid to help anyone. i am clearly being bred out of the gene pool.

alayna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

most of the time its well founded. once, at a bead store, i held a necklace of skulls carved from human bones. ive been cursed ever since

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It hides under the door mat.

Trish's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the entire universe is a mousetrap, waiting for me to wiggle my little nose and reach for the limburger.

lara's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everybody's paranoia is founded on smth:on their neurological troubles. paranoia is an illness,so don't take it that easy.

Kel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

if no one is truely after/watching/controlling me, i would more than likely have to invent a being to do just that. just for my own protection.

Nick's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I've been waiting for the world to end, my family to be killed off cruelly, and social structure to dissolve entirely. As far as I can tell, this hasn't happened yet. Unless it happened before I was born, in which case I guess I shouldn't worry after all.

Red is Dead's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have a feeling that one day they will come and make me decide if I want to be a man or a woman, and I'm just happy being me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The intent of Cauchy's equations were not to allow American hegemony

rebecca's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My shrink said so.

Joe's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They told me to know, so I found up.

Narwhal9's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

its a little of both, well founded in that its based in reality, but completely irrational in that they're all trying kill me

Kirk's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I became wise as a child

Eliphas Levi's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who wants to know, I knew this was a trap!

tim)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(just want to find her)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Except when it isn't. Or not.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If words could tell I wouldn't be telling them

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

life is a cruel mystery

Marcus Versus's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If that is what drawing the water from looks means.

BRIAN MOULD's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it it well founded and completely irrational

Annie Debauch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there are buzzing sounds in my ears. they are insectoid and loud. i sleep on them nightly and wake to find they have grown. how many nights may they grow?

Kevin Harvey's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am never paranoid...or para-legal.

Frater Euphigmius J. Maligny's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

See, I knew you were goint to ask me that.

Tuzgai's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Of course it is, why bother asking?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because the "Spy Guys" (and Gals) are on every corner, in every white van, are passerby's, always wear "spy glasses" that enable them to see who is behind and around them, and their favorite method (besides obvious, but clueless) way of pretending to cough or scratch their nose when they are actually talking into a hidden mike on their hand or wrist to let the other spy guys pinpoint my exact location. I don't know who is having more fun: me watching their obvious antics, or them watching me and acting like I'm worthy of such a waste of tax money.

mary's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I CANT. tell you

Howl's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Only a select few come close to understanding my mind. This is depressing. The others are scared and I know they are secretly plotting.

Howl's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Only a select few come close to understanding my mind. This is depressing. The others are scared and I know they are secretly plotting.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

people suck

Arty's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

am an actor....................

Red the orange's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The radio broadcasts comfirm this.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

by the fact of knowing that there is something which lurks in the shadows and that the lurker in the shadows is darker than the shadows, making a part of the shadow darker than the rest.

gaurav's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

by the fact of knowing that there is something which lurks in the shadows and that the lurker in the shadows is darker than the shadows, making a part of the shadow darker than the rest.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Come on, take a look around. Hellen Keller could see that something is amiss.

You'd really not care's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't. Childhood trama probably. (or so they blame everything upon that)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

even the ears have eyes!

Dritan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because I verifye it by humiliating myself to a dolorously excessive rambling till I make others believe that it is as i say that they are an do, which brings me to believe(rightfully so) that is finally as I thought they were and doing and choosing also to forget that was me bringing them to the brink of confession helps establishing the cataleptic impossibility of the answer(to your question?)or..

Chibi-chan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Are you questioning my paranoia? Why do you want me to believe it's irrational?? YOU WORK FOR THEM. You do. I can feel it. AHHHHH!!

Ulfhednar's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Metal roses cut my flesh while i listen to the dead people and pigs and dogs and chicken that howl inside me, looking for a way out.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

your only jelous cause the voices are taslking to me >:-{ bush will destroy us all

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Is there such a thing as well founded paranoia??

jerry's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can always think of a logical reason as to why i'm paranoid. therefore, i can always make it seem to be senible, and sometimes i can convince my friends of the same.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The taxidermized timber wolf head on the barroom wall is talking to me saying, "Why is my face frozen in this horrid scowl?" He says that he was peaceful and ready to go to earth through vulture feces, now he scowls down upon the tourists eating their hot wings and Chicken Caeser salads. How rational is that?

Amena Divine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my children treat me like shit- no respect or love

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyones watching me~

mask smith's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well founded and irrational but not at all complete

doggman ta'boo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm paranoid, that's how i can tell, plus the info comes to via Apple thru sputnik, comies really did take over the world, they just call it capitalism.

zm's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

there's that song of DLM... balada o cutanu jecmenici..

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Bush is real

jackal riot's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranioa is healthy and good all citizens should cultivate such tendencies or be devoured by the unseen devices of crypto.

Han's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Hypocrisy haunts those who leave their fingerprints on it.

Kristin K.'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I never believe anything, and am constantly searching for more non-truths.

Osiris the White's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can see the rabbit.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Reality is such a useless idea.

Mengaris Frustica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Eyes on the back of each finger follow every move and a tiny mouth has grown on my right ear lobe and constantly whispers that the only truth can be found hidden in a tin of cat food. But what tin? What brand? It says nothing of that.

Chad Robb's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Ninjas are good at not being seen or heard.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

none of my friends see the messages that i know exist there fore i must assume that i am the only sane man within my immediate circle of aquaintances

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My friends agree with me.

lick the knife's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well, what would be the point of anything if my paranoia was irrational??? if i wasn't paranoid, then they won't have suceeded and i want them to because if they don't...

catherine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it all began in munich,year 1945.as i remember that was a bitterly cold winter,and i'd decided to sell my myself to old fritz,who just lived down the road,in the hope that..i give up.i know everyones paranoia is better than mine.ITS THE WAY I WAS BORN!some of us are just monsters.

weRhere&itis2bad4U's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

By the paranoiac-critical method, of course!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

there was a camera in the wall when i was 11.

Katy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is well founded because there has to be something that makes me feel that way. There has to be something...even if it is not what I think it is or what I am paranoid about, there has to be something that brings on a panic attack or feeling of paranoia. There has to be some higher power or hormone controling it, therefore there is some higher power or hormone attacking me...its there...its behind me..its in me....

Lola's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking me that? No, tell me...WHY???

sinclaire's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

how come you have the liberty to ask all these questions but i cant ask you anything...why do i persist to answer your questions when i know you'll hack into my brain, steal my thoughts, and make allot of money off of me by making my ideas into fads?

The bigger "e"'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Sight is not the only weapon.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

that red dot has been following me around.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I AM A FINALIST FOR FANATIC OF THE YEAR

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ICE CUBES IN MY VEINS

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

FOUND IT WHEN I REJECTED CIVILIZATION

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they're watching me, in the walls... everywhere!

Fletcher's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my head tells me so. that and i have just found a problematic juxtaposition in the ontological community concerning a certain Dr. S, Dr. M, and a taffy puller belonging to the county fair. if i don't watch out, the dr's and puller's cajoling will forever compell me to rummage for food that does not blong to me in various staff rooms.

poyc23's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i can hear them tapping in the walls. from the side that holds the furniture.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I write poetry.

Hoonos's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

But that doesn't mean it's unimportant.

joy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

well, i .... hmmmm.... why do you want to know?... did i.... do you,want something?

i have no name's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because they really are after me god dammit why else would it be well founded? Only when it's for real, it's not called PARANOIA FUCK FUCK FUCK HA! Can you take it? Being forced to see something different and odd and not quite right. SHOOT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH don't plague me. Pull me out of my misery noow. SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME now? please *cries* h e l p m y poor soul cries out for you god. does not exist I am a nuicence to hoomany-ity cuz I cawnt spell. sO SOOOOOOOOOOTH my soul pppppoooooooour my guts out and end my life. I WILL RAMBLE Sisters and Brothers... put your hands in the air! AND SAY: I DO BELIIIIIIEVE

preston the super phro's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

jesus wants me for my body...how can i not be paranoid?

A Glass Onion's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

what can i say, they had it coming.

Nino Toro's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't. Isn't that rational enough? four kryste's steak! This is know game, not A game. On your knees! I own this teXt boX!

Oprah Einstein Less's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't. Isn't that rational enough? four kryste's steak! This is know game, not A game. On your knees! I own this teXt boX!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

no one watches me anymore.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when I get paranoid,things turn out awfully.When I don't,the same thing happens.As u can see,only bad things happen to me,and I like to believe that when I do worry,it's because I can see the disaster coming.

Gij Gothlow's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Someone is scowling at me now.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you got the feelin' about the eye in the ceilin'

thrystero's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

woodpeckers inform me by morse-code.

John the Hat's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no need to explain, just look at my hankerchief

Conan the Librarian's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have learned to use projected paranoia - I tell people THEY are out to get them and then get a fix out of their anxiety. If I need a stronger fix - I say THEY got me and now they are after you - and if I need a really big fix - I say THEY got me and I told THEM it was your fault - so then I can get really anxious because THEY'LL want to get me for setting them up.

Monsieur Moonbucket's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't. Thanks for asking.

Noah's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Damn, I had this thought out real quick and simply like, and now I have a complete feeling of obligation to try and take advantage of my newly given right to ramble. I mean, I'm sure everyone else is doing it, and if i dont then I wont be cool and noone will love me.

Noah Harvey's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

One time, in a haze of psycilicyben, the true nature of everything was revealed to me, and I came to know that the universe is indeed unfolding itself as it should, and as long as I devote myself to being in harmony with the song of the universe, no harm can come to me. But it doesnt make me any less afraid of those crazy spinning hubcap things.

Prince Eric's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You

lily jean's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the sheep tell me so....and owen likes pancakes

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Allow me to explain--or ramble, I guess. When the purpose of the means of the situation at hand as such it becomes to the place in which the meaning of the doings about the situation under foot will preceed to proceed to become clear. In other words, underneath the pilings of the roof inside the building which happens to not say in what will be, it was in the place where as such it cannot.

(johnoptional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i have no fear at all after god showed me his truth in all that is,past,presant,& future.he also showed me the level of satanic activity that is going on here in my house and told me that my job is to protect his kids and distroy all that is not of god,at this point about 90% of the world.all i have to do is speak the word of god and it shall be so. it dosen,t mean that the satan & his sidekicks have stop pestering me, i am just takeing more joy in stepping on them in bigger amounts. p.s. did you know that all humming birds are about to become extinct,seems they pickted on the wrong cat.

Jim Morrison's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because the men who come to clean garbage off the lawn of the condemned property next door are just in too good of physical condition. And why do they need walkie talkies to clean up garbage. Also... things that I only say over the telephone get said back to me by people with whom I have never spoken. Worse... things I only say when I talk to myself get said back to me by people with whom I never speak to.

Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Depends on your measure ...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

the kgb is gone yet I feel they see me

Terry's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You're reading this.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the birds were flying over talking and making a lot of noise i could hear them they were saying very clearly "what the fuck is going on down there"

melting slowly's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is always well-founded, isn't it? I mean, my paranoia is obviously well-founded because I am utterly right and correct in everything I do, but if there weren't a reason to be paranoid, nobody would be paranoid. As a matter of fact, anybody who isn't paranoid is obviously missing something. Or several things, as it is. I mean, leaving doors unlocked? Allowing unopened packages inside your home? Flying? Driving? Walking? Moving? Going for as long as five minutes without washing your hands? (Believe it or not, some people actually do this.) Not protecting your thoughts with aluminum-foil brain protectors? These are clear signs of negligence. People who even consider such wanton and dangerous actions ought to be locked up, as a danger not only to themselves but to everybody within ten square miles of them. It's because of wackos like that I live in the Amazon rainforest and avoid contact with all human life. I am grateful for online grocery-purchasing stores that left loopholes in their delivery rules, but other than that, humanity has overstayed its welcome. I hope the aliens eat you alive.

mew's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when the itchy lump on your arm hatches into a hord of praying matises...you tell me who's paranoid.

pixie christ's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia is what kills you enough to create.

GONADTHEBALLBARIAN's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I KNOW their THERE, I mean, I just KNOW it, Ya Know???????????????????????

hugh knox's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

inevitable consequence of seeing through one's personality

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There's a large object wrapped in butcher's paper in my freezer. It's leaking red. I woke up this morning in stitches, and when I stopped laughing, I noticed a fresh wound in my side. I suspect that one of my roomates stole an organ, possibly my heart. I hate them. They left a note: Dear Chuck, We stole your heart. Oops. And my name isn't even Chuck.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

In America you can not afford to trust anyone at anytime. If you do you will find yourself slowly becoming concious by the side of the road with the realization (insert body part here) has been stolen.Thats why I am having A car alarm attached to every organ(major and minor)of my body to deter would be theives.This is not paranoia but A pract- ical solution to todays problems.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you wouldnt think it but after a while the drugs come after YOU

ego squid's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia cannot be well-founded, by definition

mynameisedit's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I have never even read the label of a Yoghurt container. (the basis of my problem...)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I always thought that Ophelia should be played with the demnure of a high class matriarch.

a plauge upon both of your houses.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The precise point is that you cant tell, is it not?

?'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

infamy, infamy....

jak's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(Rambling denied)

Tom's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Difficult one. When paranoid, using the judgement of others seems safer. In that case, my paranoia is irrational.

Miopic(I have oil wells)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

both. because it is well founded on the completely irrational [as defined by Otley, Dolen, and Gilden in their paper on "Paranoia, Well-Founded Irrationality and Dual-Processing In Lab Rats with Mics", ibid 1987, Carlintin Press, Ltd.], it is completely rational and Unfounded. Per metius, per Mantius, par suckulus.

arrogantly me's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am not the paraNOID TYPE.....I merely know that others are truly out to get me.......I have spent my entire life trying to avoid others who are out to get me.........to no avail,whatever that means.......who said that?who is going to be reading this,anyways?I have the sinking feeling that I should not say too much more here,as the ones that are out to get me might be the ones that will be reading this,thereby fueling their intentions to ruin,annoy,and destroy me........my life being left in shambles....my ego dissipated......

name?why?who wants2 know?why so many questions?who cares?dammit,ANSWER ME!!!'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranoia is only as well founded as it can be ,but only cuz they are all out to get me....hurt me,then attack my character,whats left of it anyways...

normal human being's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If it was irrational I'd see little bits of evidence that would lead me to pointless paranoia, but as they've systematically gone through things and destroyed everything they have on me, I know they know I know they're out to get me. Everyone I don't know knows me. Everyone is watching me. They're doing it now. I get strange phone calls. Questions have been asked. People have disappeared. Satisfied?

Rook's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If everyone is out to get us, we have nothing to fear. Impending doom is a given. Right?

d. karezza's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

All about me is irrational. It is the structure of the world of this eternal beach. I am a peach pie dressed in a mask.

Shaye St. John's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

People are out to get me. I get strange e-mails and the phone rings often with nobody on the other end.(?)Stories are made up about me and somehow become "facts" before my very eyes. Someone has left a broken doll at my front door not once but twice, and not many people know where I live. I have read about myself on the internet written by people who claim to know me but I have never met them before. All the above.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

technically, I won't ever be able to tell because proof that the universe is out to get me won't be available until I'm dead, and of course by that time I won't be there. But since there's no evidence that anyone else has escaped the malevolent attentions of the universe, I still feel it's well founded.

Bunny's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking? It is you, isn't it!

Gary Wynn Kemper's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I know that your all out to get me

blah blahblah's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Paranoia is a baseless feeling that "they" are out to get me. My idea that this is so is not baseless

Wez's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is only what's left over from the neuroses not in abatement from the meds

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

my penquin gets jealous if I type too much , draw the shutters please

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Orlene Baird, where are you?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i cAN't HEaR THE VOYCES BUT i KNOW THEy R tHERE

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well, as long as it's pessimistic, it's logical, right?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because

meaghan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i don't know if it's well founded...if it were well founded, would it be paranoia?...i'd like to think it's completely irrational, but i'm paranois that if i do, nobody will like me

Irwin P Hedgehog's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

this is paranoia. i say no more.

dale smosny's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Hmmmmmmm cookie doooo

Claudia's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i know it

freestone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

george w bush is president. that should cover everything.

static rover's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It is well founded, but a person shouldn't care. No one wants you to succeed if it means that they have to come in something other than first place.

Andrew's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Sadly, I am no threat.

Moineau's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Weeellll founded!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

irrational = pretty

Alpherat's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Listen! Can you hear that? It is the sound of your life ticking away. Precious moments are drifting away as I am typing this. Still more as you read it. Is it better to make sense out of senselessnesss or to be sensitive to sensations?

Lazy ol' Me. 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

so well founded that I won't even tell you about it, anonymous web survey

Fotschnod's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Sugar cubes and mushrooms put an end to any questions... (kindergarden experiments).

tinageta's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

A glance leaves an imprint on anything it's dwelt on. Water is glass's most public form. Man is more frightening than its skeleton.

the family poo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

boy, oh boy.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am...well if I leave it like that, I AM>

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My parinoia was founded in 1776

WHO?'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

deep-seated peacock of butter tells my dreams so so that is what sew w black suburbans help flies

the scratch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm not at liberty to discuss this matter. can't leave a paper trail.

PyRo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

BeCaUsE iT iS aLl I'm liVinG oN!!

james's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i haven't died yet

sara's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Look at what i have to deal w/!

Tait's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because it is based on truth

"Henry Quirk"'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia gets a bad rap...it's just another survival instinct...maybe the best of them all.

Jose's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because Im the things that happen to me, like been sleepy, hungry, crashed by a bus, my cellphone, sad for a lost friend, death. I cant control anything.

william woon's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

cos i feel that i am looking at my self with out me knowing

Amena Divine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The state of the union currently as it manifests in all its pestilent forms indicates that the paranoia implanted is fairly well founded in fact or at least a very reasonable facsimile thereof.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

how can it be irrational? everthing i do is devine and perfect. and rational. and perfect. did i say paranoid? i meant cautious. i don't think i said anything. who was that? who spoke? and where?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I DON'T WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT PARANOIA MEANT SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU. I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, BUT I FEAR THE LOST OF SOMETHING FOUND NOT IN ANY PAPER OR SENTENCE JUST IN ALL OF OUR MENTES.

wolf saunders's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

damnit, the curtains tell me so

peace in a can's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There is no such thing as an irrational paranoia. My paranoia is well founded as I am a paranoid person. I feel things grabbing at my essence, pulling on the strings that hang from the ceiling, controling me. Watch me dance.

courtney labia's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

self induced -like cancer anxiety /fear/excitement/boredome are all basically the same-aren't they?...someone?

GEFF's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

LOGIC

ross's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

SHRINK RAP identity is fiction. spamfull of pop medizine, cynical wind of bullshit economy, no business as usual, branded lust money lip capitalists, recalibrating jung, exuberant amateur eyes, slaves to silk screened midnight phlegm of transcultural revolution, reborn decaffinated with neon thongs, lookbooks, aural sex, mind swill of global fucktones and sell division, an unconvention centre game ploy, winning the fake fight for servitude, sucking thin air of temporary, anxiety addictions and agony of irony, absolute liver failure, the real free beseiged, laterally in a shrinking thinking space where art piranahs gobble chop shortcuts to hell.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm not here

lain's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

"as for being yourself, why would anyone choose to be themself when instead you can be a thousand, or a hundred thousand, or a hundred thousand thousand other people. The mere thought of being oneself in an epoch of interchangeable selves must appear supremely ridiculous." cummings...or something like that

lucas's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just type the words that my braind send

Byony's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

coz every time i put something in a 'safe place' i swear it grows legs an buggers off 2 somewhere i cant find it

Sleazeface McDougal's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Him, you are tee. Th. Tttt. Rrrrrr. Squeeeeee.

jersgen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i've no f**king idea

Juna Glow's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Becuase everyone ELSE says they don't hear the voices...but MAYBE they're just tricking me and part of the conspiracy! AH! I change my answer!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I KNOW that I am paranoid.

Optional O. Opt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You have been after me for ten years. I am going to shoot you the next time I find you hiding in my closet.

Laura's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

blah blah blah

Bishop's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I mean, I wake up, I go to work, I come home, I sleep, I wake up, and so on and so on. Plus, I can hear the motors clicking under my bed at night. Tiny little wheels whirring back and forth, transmitting the signal that allows black-coated men to read my dreams, pillage them, and make TV shows out of them. The day after I thought about a show with a time-controlling device in the hands of innocent and oft-misunderstood youth, they came out with clockstoppers. My show would have been better. Not all bright, and Malls of America unite. So uh...yeah, they raped my brain and I don't get a damn penny for it. I've even written a book about the Bishop, and then you come up with this Cardinal character...so you, and your buddies, stay out of my head. Get your little whir-click motor out of my mattress, and leave me be! Or uh...send me royalty for my brilliance. Thanks.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone's paranoid about something, and this society of fear can only be the result of a calculated assault on our collective sense of well-being.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

BECAUSE IT JUST SEEMS IM BEING CARFULL AND HELPFULL WHEN NOTING THE TIME WHEN I HERE OR SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL OR DIFFERENT TO USUAL:)

david's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

you're only a drop in the bucket and the bucket don't care

Q2's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I feel secure in my paranoia

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

but they are all out to get me what do i do.........

kinbote's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

why not?

TOMA-TOE's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i don't know . ........ paranoia? self is.. mind is.

moss that has gathered on a rolling stone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the doc told me so

kamunki's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia and associated symptoms are indicative of a hightened sense of awareness and essential to survival when so many governments, organisations and jilted lovers are out to get me...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

can't be bothered

derek's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

im paranoid because i am, cannot help it, (really disturbs the lady love) disproportionate diatribes convoluting the selfless worm.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I KNOW every one is talking about me!!!

Rocco's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Who's asking? What's it to you?

Kirsten's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know the world isn't real.

Perry's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because its not true

Theo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i told you not to say those things youre stealing the words out of my mind while i type it wasnt me i promise swear to god with a needle in my eye im crying but it wont flush out the truth thats lodged under my fifth lower eyelash

Rebecca's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because there is no reason for it.

What is this "name" you speak of I own it not and if I did I don^t think I could get it in the computer.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Many an alien innard and Martian epidermal layer has manifested them self upon my lawn like a poorly dressed Jehovah^s Witness. Like a flaming elephant on a dark nights raiding party. Like a flailing mad mans hair in a serene city park. CIA, NSA and FBI agents often release their bowels is in my house like so many dogs with a walk deficiency or cholera infected crew of fatuous seamen who know not of the where abouts of a toilet.

Juliette du Soleil's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The ants are eating Mexico.

Erin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

hhheeeeeeeeelllll no

Your mother's only child's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think its fairly obvious. Every teaching slave that has ever taught me has taught me nothing but utter rot. Every boss slave that has ever bossed me has exploded in a burst of fire and confetti. Every parent slave that has ever parented me has gone ONLY by the books

jason's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the very idea is that "the very idea" is a place that makes canopies. have you ever heard of the phrase, "have you ever heard of the phrase?"

fan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

self-conscienceness

evil horse's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone wants to have a go

carrie's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

When people talk i think it's about me. When people look in my direction i think they're staring at me. When people are silent i think that they are thinking about me. When i am in public i worry what i look like. When i got to work i worry if i will get in trouble for something. I could go one and on. I am very paranoid all the time.

null's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

have you ever seen the people who actually read these things? if you ever have ,you would be a little paranoid. but then again what about those who fill these things out?

nada's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i can't...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it's all rather subjective

nobody: alias El Gordo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

all art institutions are closed to me, they sense i'm dangerous

chris's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

government cars follolw me everywhere. i think.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

blablabla

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Stop starin'!

Reverend Xenakaboom's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have had a stalker for a year

Djuna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why should you want to know?

Alex's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They are telling me.

kendall's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i'm not important enough to be paranoid. but i am anyway. go figure.

vicki's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

why would anyone look at me but they do often and at length

Matthew.Smith's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Poor personal hygiene

Jason's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I told the truth you would have used it against me...I know you're after me.

( less that self, more than other )'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

(to not be somewhat paranoid in to not understand)

moira's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my feet tingle

jaffa's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh stop looking at me what does it take to make this damn computer blink

jessica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I follow people. I stalk people. I can only expect that they're going to do it back. But I think they're doing it better than I am.

William's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

When i wake up in the morning im in the same place i was put the night before

Erin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

C'mon, who doesn't see the icecream man as a threat?

Erin's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

eep!

Bonnie's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Hey, I KNOW the people underneath my bed are trying to get me. It's like, they know my plans, so they're trying to do all they can to make their plans, to foil my plans, but little do they know, that I have plans to destroy their plans to foil my previous set of plans. See it all makes perfect sense.

ralph the bear's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it's always been there, like an imaginary friend who won't listen to me when I tell it to go away.

Dr. Mantle Hood's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can't

Arbitrary string of Latin characters's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Don't ask, they'll come after you too.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i have no idea what my paranoia is based on or whether or not it has anything to do with this giant baby growing out of the small of my back.

derek's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i ain't paranoid, it's just that everyone's trying to kill me!

Jim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I would assume you already know.

What's in a Name ....a name's not always of our choosing's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

never said i couldnt remeber the last time i tried lemonade with sugar still intact

Crystaviel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well it seems to me, if they're asking what sort of paranoia I HAVE, then they already KNOW I'm paranoid, and how the Hell do they know that? Therefore it's well-founded!

Heather's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't like the way you assume I'm paranoid. That tells me you KNOW something.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am practiced at this

Trip's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Actually it's a bit of both. I try not to frighten larval beings with my notions of government sponsered termination with the underlying goal of simplified domination of the entire world through reduction of it's population.

ARP (2)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am a completely irrational being. Ergo, my paranoia must also be completely irrational.

Debbi Irene's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Simply, because why would you bother?

swiftkick's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

mindbeams!

A R P's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am an irrational being. Ergo, my paranoia is bound also to be irrational.

Josh's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I really would hope that it is irrational, as I can seem to make no sense of things that are termed "rational" at all.

Pongshrom's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well founded - i'm driven by the demons in my id

Noah Freedman's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Isn't it obvious?

jessica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

lets just say i'm chicken s@#t.

antiputti gal's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

its been confirmed by my three personalities

Edith Bunker's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who can look at George W. Bush without seeing a facile contrivance of malign extraterrestrials?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

by pure force of personality, I encourage the above to be true.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm not at liberty to discuss this information on an insecure server.

jack ass's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camel L. Leopard's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The confluence of events is in many cases too coincidental to be accidental coincidence of no collusion. Actually, being paranoid doesn't exclude it from being true, you know.

d's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

oh please, leave me alone

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I hear that black helicoptors piloted by aliens that work for a shadow government are making chem trails over my house as we speak. I know that because my neighbors dog told me so. Its my experience that dogs are pretty honest.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Magic!!

Sam's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Once when I was a boy, i saw 3 ghosts. One looked at me and said, oh he said "You must fear me i am a demon" and i said "no i dont" and then he showed my a metal file and told me it wasnt his.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're watching me. All of them...They never stop. WHY? MAKE THEM LEAVE ME ALONE!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia is all in your head because if it was well founded then how can some people be mroe paranoid than others? That is like saying that everyone has the same eaction to every situation and that is completely false.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm not quite sure. It's just a warm feeling I get inside.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I know people think I suck

natasha's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ive been reading up on the government and they are currupt

wincey's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

why do you want to know?

Dale Smosny's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Most people don't tell. Afterall it is personal.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

why do you ask?

DECLAN MCMULLAN's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I,m filling a fecking survey.

Sean k.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

OF course it is well founded, i mean i was kept telling everyone that the next day would be monday and it would be a horrible day... and... i was right! everyone told me. i told myself. i was right. that you can not deny

Whats it to you?'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Im confused? im not irrational! who said that. they are wrong. for i am always right. and whats with this? are you implying that i do ramble? because i don't. even if i did i wouldent admit it. say, who are you anyway? this dosent have anything to do with the secret canadain government does it? everyone knows the canadains caused it all. its all their fault. not mine. say, are you trying to throw me in to an institution? oh well, i probally belong in one. ever tryed to fly? well i heard all you have to do is through yourself at the ground... and miss! i read it in this book... the earth blew up a few times. ahh the hitchhikers gude to the galaxy, its all you need to survive. well its 9:00, time for my nightly running around the street acting crazy.(that really confuses the psycoligists)

Meegs's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It depends on the day. And because of this, i can deduce that it is irrational, otherwise Iwould always feel it.

Witney's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why is there stupidity? Should not everyone be incited to grow? How did that ever make it into letters thirty feet high? Who buys this crap? Is it really functionless form? Formless function? Are we controlling this? Are they? Who WANTS to be an accountant anyway?

(optionalDonovan)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

By the form that this question takes. By the takings which occur in every significant gaze to which I am subjected. By the subjects of my most repressed fantasies. The fantastic is never as blatantly bizarre as the literal. I am not literary.

Adrienne's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when the moonlight streams through the hourglass of my mind and the shadows of the sand fall upon my wasted thoughts, the voices in the darkness whisper "wheat"

sayid-set von schtiegenvundt III's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Jesus Christ is the original immortal vampire living inside the hollow earth along with his army of gremlins, faeries, mole people, giants and leprechauns. Using ancient atlantean technology (UFOs) and the super fungoid computer brain GAIA, Jesus is watching us and will destroy us all in a fiery volcanic fury if we do not follow the laws of God, who is a buddhist.

Jassos's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am visited daily by the ghosts of paranioa all of whom assure me that this is the only way to fly

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The drugs tell me so

cutiflor's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

since you are looking at me trhough this little hole in the wall, while i write, i will try not to lie, or pose, or act, or be myself, neither of them together and at the same time. i never notice the people that follows me in the street,in big airports or the mall (i am there every evening for tea, and to avoid my managers. she gets kind of tacky on afternoons, and please don't tell, but i think that she listens to me while i'm on the phone, and right now she is able to see what i'm writing to you. i mus......

Ami's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Look, I am not living in a rational world here. I mean, I am not even sure I am living in the same place as everyone else. I am hopelessly irrational. I don't make excuses for it, but I am aware of it...

Arizu Teotlcoatl's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

When I turn around they stare at me through the gates and snicker.

anne o'neame's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone i talk to knows my name

F.R. Dinglemonger's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

One time I was possessed by the spirit of olaguna and it made me seizure and I flip flopped about falling and spinning and then I got sick and threw up. It never tells me when it is going to do this.

Kitten Van der Klumps's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is your black van...parked behind the chevy

Dara's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

she wants to kill me. she's insanely jealous. she plots against my life.

Fyodor Vlokov's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

in a country that allows midgets to roam free. i cannot trust the people who have absorbed the power and allow these little people with little hands and little teeth to move their stubby little legs around. SHACKLE THEM.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone knows or nose

cindygoo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i just know. period.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'LL NEVER TELL!!! HAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ILL CYBER KILL ALLOF YOU STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE YOE ARE ALL TRYING TO GET ME ONE BYE THE YARD GNOMS STEAL MY SANITY AND I CANT SLEEP OR THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME I LOVE YOU ALL GOODBYE 4 NOW

P.A.Mama's secretary's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

As said before, the Mama is well, sick, and very founded. She is everything.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I use focus groups and phone surveys.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can see the cameras

Adam Varo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Ian's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Something sees all.

Ms Kitten Van der Klumps's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

P.A. Mama knows everything...this concerns me

Gwendolyn Von Burden's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

dirty birds, well all paranoia is founded, maybe well, maybe it's sick but it's real. I feel flighty and nervous, sometimes too much, so that I don't have time to wash, but if I did I would have to admit, the I have a great fear of water, the water washes away my thoughts (as should be confirmed by my answers), my precious body secretions and cells that organs and tissue so tediously and with purpose creates minute by minute, also I fear my very existence, maybe even my soul may end up washing down the drain and ending up in a sewer somewhere mingling with unfavorable dna and matter of people I hate

P.A. Mama's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well founded on a basis of...what, wait, what was that sound? the infernal pain, something is trying to enter my brain...paranoid hmmm I have to look up the meaning in my dictionary, I don't trust my psychiatrists definition..But I know they exist.. these flimahomoglaconiousgenes that inch around on my skin, hungry for brain..tissues anything, they are always hungry

el mariem's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i believe what suits me best to believe i don't like questions where you can answer only "guilty" or "not guilty" i don't like little answer boxes where you can't write your own answer i don't like ununderstandable questions it's weird your all american craving for multiple choice tests you like to put people in little boxes?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

People look at me funny.

's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm innocent I tell ya! I'll moider the lot of ya!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Cause I get see more evidence that I'm right than I care to see.

Jason's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The world is definitely out to get me. Just look in their eyes.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I don't want to get the cell phone back tonight because what will he think if i come over for it

gone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Watching,listening

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(what do you mean by that? are you trying to trick me?

Cameleopard's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Firstly, I can't pick both options! Need anything else be said?

Starkman's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Beady eyes follow me through the night.

Chelsea FOX's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I only load my gun when I go to use the toilet.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

can't tell, they're listening

Vanessa's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because they gave me a pill for it

david pasquinelli's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

if his hair is long enough than his face will turn to stone, as a consequence her breasts will become grapes, which are evil. Blood flows from the grapes and god is found in each white blood cell, but not the red ones, never touch the red ones. Bin Laden is an agent for hitler, hitler is lowercase for a very good reason. if my dad were here he would tell me to stop masterbating in his bathroom and thank me for the sandwitch, sand which leads me to the beach. stop telling me that water is liquid, AE know it is "H2O" but that is what the whiches, witches want you to think. If If if that isn't true I i i'll eat a rembrant. Etching that is. talking to crysta is forbiden so it is of necessity that i do it. drink my seaman seemen also. he was in my way, god that is so i killed him and he was full of red blood cells the whole time, looks like the red blood cells had us all fooled the hol, whore, sole, whole time.

princess's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because when i'm listening to other things, i hear them talking about me

rudy sinclair's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Blowback in the cracked mirror Der Golem reflected a million limbs shooting the moon stolen from that fat green fuck that spectre of limburger a face so cold and green it glows

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am feeling insane.

erica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the messages from god, yo!

STEVE's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

JUST FROM THE BITS AND PEICES OF INFO I'VE PICKED UP OVER THE YEARS.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the gnome children should go home. the pesky dribbling bubbles are coming to get them!

Corwin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't really think everyone's out to get me. I just find it's safest to assume the worst.

Ian's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The bosom of the city envelopes the weary traveller.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

please sell my details

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I refuse to and sir on the gourmands that I may be incompetent

mike's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

godfrey, what? william who to foe a wonder me a digit like monster who is creeping no fool dont creep like that you are only you are only we are only godlike when that happens when it happens call me and i will talk to you for ten hours strait yes thats right ten fully loaded freaking hours strait on that wrethced dial telephone of yours if and only if you call me and were god together otherwise life will go on and i will bite your ankle like theres no tomorrow and move on to another man to hit and call home do you here me danny can you hear me whispering your name into my touch tone phone i hear you breathing and its so beautiful danny the way your breath slips out of your lips like a sweet acorn.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm scared.

Emperor Lettuce's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I dropped it, and wilma says that thats not healthy

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am not paranoid. Everyone REALLY is out to get me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Scientific method.

Bec's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

No one can really say. As our realities of this world are so individual and founded soley by our personal experiences within this world - a culmination of actions, sights, smells... then our paranoia can only be diagnosed by ourselves, as we rationalise that state of paranoia. Unless you want to thing you're crazy, of course you would think your paranoia is well founded.

bum's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you're welcome to ask me

Generalissimo Nemo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

No one can see me here as I vent the darkness of my soul.

Mandi's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because everyone is looking at me!

danielle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

what are you implying?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you don't know when your socks start to ask something from you

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because...well come now, its quite obvious dont you think?

Mr. Aluminum Siding's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The tenfold increase in white minivan popularity between the years of 1990 and 1995.

izzy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they know my name, they know my number, they know where i live. how do i know? HOW do i KNOW?!?!?! eh. i gave the info to um :-X

cKey Headrubby's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i speak in low, muted tones, and have a tendency to whine at funerals.

Irene's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i know what they're up to...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

wouldn't you like to know. I'm on to you. you think I don't see it but I do, oh yes. if I told you, you'd probably just change your tactics accordingly

Ebony's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The trees are after me. You see them??????? Rah...n Bush is after me too. The seniors are all out to kill me, and everyone is laughing at me. See that fan? It wants to fall and kill me!! I--fsdfff~!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i don't know...i can just tell.

Kent Kemmish's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't want to talk about it.

Ed's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The forth terrorist plane was intended for me!

(mandy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I listen to myself : )

daemon protocol's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

!!! My paranoia is well founded !!! The entire universe is designed/engineered to destroy me!!! !!!??? WHY REGGIE ???!!! Eek!!! Psychic invasion coming from everywhere!!! Can't stop the fucking mumble pope! Mumblemouthmumblemouthmumblemouth. !!! NO TRUSTINGS !!! Keep it in place, bastards! Three in one, three in one! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6^A??^^??!!! Zang!!!!!! slanderous!!!! oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please, constantine!!!! cripple creature, nefarious cut-throat! Creepy luddite! Make a statement, with your words, not your clothing! Cripple yourself with a bat, cat in the hat, ratmouth, mammothface! DJ dung DJ napoleon complex DJ Edipice complex DJ unwanted hallucinations DJ put your hand in my vice grip DJ Horeshit DJ Cornhole DJ Feces DJ over-powering stench DJ Cactus DJ Jeffrey P. Wienerheim DJ Mike Wiener DJ Black is beautiful DJ R2D2 & MC 3P0 DJ I'm constantly being attacked by invisible aggressors DJ Wheelchair DJ Silly Snake & MC Dumpster DJ Bathroom attendant MC Iatola DJ Ronald Reagan & MC Iranian Contra DJ Meth Monster + The Eaters DJ Hoop & MC Kiester DJ carnivalmouth DJ filthy living environment MC Land Monster DJ Timothy James O'Hara 1321 Friends way Fallbrook CA, 92028 DJ I give out my friend's names and addresses DJ Narc MC always calls the police on his friends !!! RED GAMBLERS !!! ((( can't sting things.))) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Debased>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is why my paranoia is well founded: Everyone is after me. Shit! It's kind of irrational! Help help!!! Help!!!

k's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I try to follow chaos.

Neq The Sword's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm stilll swapping cars 2 times a week.. Mind you the long walks through the malls and those people following me on those mobiles phones are a worry. Doubling back at least 9 times helps. I'm sick of walking in and out of toilets.. goto change computers.. be back soon.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well is suppose if you reall ywant to know then I could tell you but you never know kind of people read this stuff and who has access to it, it seems a little risky to me.

Deformed Void's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It'd better be.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

OF COURSE ITS WELL FOUNDED! They're listening in the lights, you know. SHHHHH! They're listening! TURN OFF THE BLOODY LIGHTS! AND GET THAT BLASTED CAMERA AWAY FROM ME! AIEEEEEEEE! Not hypodermic needles! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!

"magistrate" Anna Owomoyela's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My entire band is out to get me. Especially those inanimate ones. No, seriously, I'm not crazy... well, I am, but it's a safe, behind-the-scenes kind of crazy--and I know when a suziphone case is and isn't trying to kill me. Getting sandwiched between two halves of a mellophone rank was one of the more pleasant experiences when compared to being backed into by a large man with a very large drum strapped to him and having the music stands lunge at me while my locker door tried to draw blood. Of course, my paranoia could also be completely irrational... after all, isn't it only paranoai when you're wrong? In that case, all paranoia is irrational, and that other button should be "I'm not paranoid!" or some other indignant response like that. But maybe no one's not paranoid. Eh?

Rolls's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If I wasn't paranoid I'd be able to interpret the card with the hanged man on it. She told me not to go on that trip, the one to Europe. I said 'but I live in London' and she scoffed. 'Tell you what,' she said, 'come round tonight and we'll pretend it's the war again if you like.' I asked her whether she meant the First, the Second or the Gulf, but she'd lost interest. Anyway that night I wore a loose linen shirt, and took a bottle of oil to her appartment. 'The door's open,' she called from within and I pushed it open with the toe of my sandal. Immediately my head was filled with the sound of running gas. She appeared and at the same instant the nacreous fumes of cordite caught the back of my throat. It all seemed like a waste of time. Sex would be embarassing and painful in front of that paltry fire. 'All the poetry is missing,' she said, 'Ahh well.' That's the point at which she produced the blade from within the deep and gaudy folds of hers! ! ! elf. 'In the future, there'll be no physical pain,' she said bringing the blade down repeatedly into my face with the force of an orgasm. 'None at all.' I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

do you know how many conspiracy theories i've found in the past month??? I don't even know if you're part of it or not.

Tera Corazone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I see them watching me. I've seen the black helicopters.

sadtomato's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU YOU ALL KNOWING.... EYE!!!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm not sure

Katie Joy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Wish I could check both because I feel my answer lies somewhere inbetween.

An Unknown Agent 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am the other one, and I don't know wheter that's all right with you, and I am not checking out the context of the plottings...(Rambling was permitted, right?)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I actually have mullato girl friend pronounced Noja. Projections seems to be or become true, if any thing is or becomes true.

Justin's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

cause people try to touch my balls

Little Nemo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is better than your paranoia.

Anthony?'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm trying not to try to hard

k's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ofcourse i can tell, and that's all you bloody well need to know

Bilious IV, Pope, the's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Institutionalization is automatically a tool of opression. Schools, Government, Religion, etc.--build a hierarchical organization around it and you corrupt the intent. There's a lot of corrupted things out there.

The Log Lady's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia goes hand in hand with time-wasting at work. Can my boss see me? Will my so-called colleagues bust me? I know someone has said something because he asked me last night what exactly am I doing. I try to stop but I just can't help myself. This survey is definitely not constructive or productive work output and I know I am going to be busted but idleness is a supremely enjoyable pasttime.

Spidge's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

well founded

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm an old girl and have a lot of experience in speculation. I am usually right. You will not that my paranoia is so bad and so chronic that I like to rename it.

John (Magoo) Mac Innes's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can`t

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

No one would bother to be out to get me

Reverend Ruben Lucid's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Are you calling me from a cell phone?

Christine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Damn it, these people are always talking about me, everytime I come into a room, or walk into a class room. It's not my fault!! Leave me alone.

bernadette's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

nobody listens!!!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can tell it's well founded because my vagina told me what was really going on. And my vagina is the keeper of all knowledge.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I believe that everything is a trap. That is why I am still alive.

JRGII's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

That no proof exists is proof enough.

Jon's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm smarter than they think

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i know.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Kisama to ore to wa, dooki no sakura, Onaji kokutai no niwa ni saku saita hana nara chiru no wa kakugo migoto chirimashou kuni no tame Kisama to ore to wa, dooki no sakura Onaji kokutai no niwa ni saku Chiniku waketaru naka de wa nai ga Naze ka ki ga au te wasurerarenu

AeroMexico's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

once again Rambling permitted

David Ponder's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well founded due to numerous past experiences of life kicking my ass.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

maybe

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

both, because I love you.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

By the way u're looking at me

mike gangel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

only about things that start with the letter "S"

Sarah Moberg's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't get paranoied that easily, I am a pretty easy going person

Lisa Keilman 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Yes, when I am paranoid about something I can tell and so can somebody else.

Ted LaBoube's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't really tell, depands on what I am thinking about

Erin Santarc's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't know

Shelby Cowley's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because most people know when or not to be worried about something. You know when someone is talking about you etc....

AEIOU's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

A bunch of high-jinxing Firefly girls tossed me into the well, that is when I founded out that I am paranoid. Twas in the well I founded out that I am paranoid. Therefore it is not a dog! Stop looking at me, I know it is growing!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no one with any sense of reality would really want in my head or life

Chris Johnson's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no one is out to get me. At least thats what the voices in my head just told me to say.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who wants to know?

John D. Devine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am only paranoid of the people who try to have me locked up for paranoia.

Mandy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I think so, and because I believe in it, and if others don't....well, that's not really my problem now is it.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well if I wasn't paranoid there would be no way of keeping track of all my neuroses

Snow White and Blood Red's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who ever said I was paranoid? I just like to keep things ordered around here. Check the doornob before I enter a room. Feel it. Is it a little warmer than it ought to be? Are there tense whispers played on a stream of light furiously bombarding your toes from the space beneath the door. The faintest buzzing sings of midnight flies and coffin stillness. Perhaps I'd better not go inside. The conspiracy can locate me in any of the yellow pages, white pages, or aquamarine pages, and my life is documented in bits and bytes that float around in operatic computers that dance in tandem. You wouldn't miss those ones and zeros, but I would. I don't think I'll go in.

Heavy depressed but fun to play's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My socks didn't fit yesterdayevening but in the morning I had total controle

Emperor Zorg's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

46

Luca Pilotto's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There must be a trick, but is fucking well hidden

Reema's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I resent the absence of a third, more epistemologically sound option and the auto-togglization of "completely irrational"

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no one with any sense of reality would really want in my head or life

Ian's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is a condition characterised by suspicion of the commonplace. I am suspicious. I would say I maintain a healthy level of suspicion, but I find health suspect in itself. I am also suspicious of those afflicted with paranoia. I suffer delusions of sensibility on an ongoing basis, so I can not be certain that what I type makes sense, nor can I be entirely sure that it reflects my true feelings. Does that make me paranoid? Huh?

Darch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

false assumption: i don't have paranoia, i have schizoid personality disorder. common mistake.

Stamatis's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There was a time when I was on the edge, but now my paranoia is something I am very proud of

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who wants to know?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Seeing that I don't admit to paranoia and I'm answering this question it must be completely irrational now then, mustn't it?

anais420's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who's to say? it's all in our minds-whats in my head is not in yours, and vice versa, so what is said will never be fully understood, particularly in forums such as this, and can only be used to pull generalizations from.....no answer.

too paranoid to give out's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're conspiring! The guys in my school are conspiring... my cat's out to get me! By the way, You know the top of the page... the way you worded things... warnings... AAAHHH!!! Did you plan that out or something?:O I make my own conspiracy theories! :) I can't trust stuff like batteries that could run out any second: including the things that take batteries. Being watched... AAHHH!!!!!!! Either they're ghosts and/or delusions. I close the door to brush my teeth and have "top-secrets" from mom (That's top-secret, too... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!) I love being paranoid. Hopefully no one out to get me reads this... :O I almost freak out over having to give out my zip-code!:0 I look around like, "Are they conspiring/out to get me?" Too many warnings on AmerTheica On-line's Instant Messanger... AAHHH!!! I just HAD to make a conspiracy theory about that one! I log off of my accound so mom doesn't somehow get to it... and... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Julienne's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i cant, thats the problem

emz...'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i see things...

Skye's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i just go with what conspire.com tells me

Earthan's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

.devirra omem eht nehW

HUBERT ALBERT RITZAU's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ARRATIONAL

kim's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

the effects of a common mind altering substance

Snotweasel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who wants to know?...how do you know I'm here? whaaaa...??? Hey you can't come in here...Oh my God...what do you want from me...put those away...ARGGGHHHHH

Les Mouches's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

But that seems to be the way I like it

Liam Chaelber's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Thats what my friends say. The rice cripies. Crackel knows what he's taslking about, but i think snap is really out there. He wants me to buy my own kidney. I think I might need a transplant someday, so why not just have an extra one. I know they just wait under my bed for the daylight, because thats when the furbies take over, and the sperm of the Pat is still undistilled and therefore in its pure and unadulterated form. Its scary man.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

FUCK YOU!

kiyotei's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everyone wants my mind - but I don't know how to price it. eBay will not let me find the right buyer for it.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

BECAUSE they are alllooking at me, man...

Eddie Encino's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Anyone who wears a shirt that says CHICK DOIN' MACHINE is going to have his enemies. Not just the chicks, but Nike, too. Self-advertising is highly illegal in North Hollywood. I keep aluminum foil spread tightly around my scrotum to keep out certain waves. But, that's just a North Hollywood thing.

William's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I ran over a groundhog once, and ever since they've been out to get me. When I drive by they pop up and stare soulfully at me--just trying to make me feel guilty. It happens everywhere I go. I swear the little blighters are organized.

optional operator's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

stop hounding me get the hell out of my shrub i can see you i know you're there

Dozzent E. Quate's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If my paranoia were not well-founded, I would be a mere vessel spewing out the effluent of baseless self-persecusion and debiliating delusional self-absorbtion. Fortunately, there are those out to get me. And I don't blame them.

Dave's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I like to think I'm sane enough to know that were it well founded, it wouldn't be paranoia. That, and if I try to say otherwise, They will come after me.

Eddie Encino's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

To be complete as a man, a good, sturdy foundation of paranoia must be formed, preferrably by years of Catholic school at an early and delicate age. Then, through years of intoxicating validity, paranoia rises above the 'irrational level' and finds a home in the 'well founded' area. I am still a gypsy today.

Jones's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the fbi calls everyday to see if i have broken any more laws

Chris Wyczolkowski's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know they're out there goddammit I can't see them but I feel it I know that they know that I know so they know to keep me from knowing they're there but I know it and that's no way to live, is it?

Kathy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

How can I not tell?

William's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I ran over a groundhog once, and ever since they've been out to get me. When I drive by they pop up and stare soulfully at me--just trying to make me feel guilty. It happens everywhere I go. I swear the little blighters are organized.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I Think That Cameras Are Watching Me All The Time, I Think It Was Mostly Spurred With The Movie "The Truman Show" I Began To Realize It Is Probably All Feasable. I Make A Site About My Paranoia @ <a href="http://www.moderngeek.com">www.moderngeek.com</a>. I hope you'll take a look.

deafboy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i can't tell why my paranoia is completely irrational without disturbing my insanity.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't believe the ontology of my paranoia can be adequately aesthetised by its juxtaposition against the dichotomy that is inherently didactic. The whole notion that my paranoia is pseudo-problematic is itself nihilistic in form as well as content.

Tusk's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Microsoft.NET

Curt Esser's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking me that? Why is everybody always asking me that? I notice you don't ask anybody else that...

Todd's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because im usually under the influence of delta-9 THC when im being parinoid

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Havent been screwed over yet.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

well there is this duck, ive not seen it but i can feel it watching me...its here now, ijust know it! mommy!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranoia is unfortunately nearly always jane induced

snorkel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Sometimes when i am on the train to home. I look across and see people, some with their heads down, some look right at me. And then i wonder if they can hear me, my thoughts that is. Can they hear my singing, my secret crush, my disgust of their choice of fashion,can they hear me decide what i will eat tonight. Are the people looking around, trying hard to ignore me, for fear that I may unleash on them, for i would be afraid of a crazy person conversing with themself out loud. Is this a game i play to entertain myself or have i just passed it off as such, because i don't want to admit that i talk to myself in public. I watch myself in the reflection of the glass to make sure my lips are not moving. But still when i see that they aren't i imagine myself mumbling.. should i worry, even if i were talking, should i worry? My thoughts do not want to harm anyone.

Swiff-t's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They don't seem to like me very much...

gordon's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

if i tell you i'll have to kill you

dork's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

fuzz.

Joshua the Nordic degenerate's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

fuck you with permitting me....I demote you to significanting a fox whore

seyda's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

anything can happen at any time taking one into conditions with never ending and unanswerable questions

Stephanotis's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because they're following me now, can't you see them!!!

Zero's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

^͢^*^^^^^^^ ^ta coveted the hillside and its myriad G0025

why?'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

.............and that's the meaning of life. hope you were paying attention.

Death's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is the expression of one who believes he is being led into a dream world from which he cannot leave. Those who are paraniod are the freedom fighters of this world. I am one of these people.

Kimbo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia is not exsistent in my life because I am a realist, and thus have no room to be paranoid

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

When I look at the walls, the walls look back at me. Street signs follow me everywhere I go, and the sun is watching me out of the corner of my eye.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The last time I wrote something in this space it dissappeared without a trace. The governments got it now or maybe the aliens or it could be the underground puppets but anyway it's gone now and OH GOD! They sent Elmo to kill me help me help me help me help me he

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

@ times so irrional, rationality ensues

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I cant enjoy the drugs I used to like to do.

GRRRRRRRR's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is well founded in that itis derived from the mass of automatans that stream to their 9 to 5ers every day. Who do they think they are to judge me as a punk when at least I am conscience of the filth that they and myself breed. It is and odd thing to watch the world go down in flames. Especially when we ourselves fan the flame with ignorance, obliviuosness, intentional stupidity, and the occasional martyr. I wait everyday for the new politics to declare war on me and the rest of my free-thinking brothers. I believe my paranoia is very well founded based on all that I see.

POOP's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I think that all beings are reguarded as equally worthless to any outside being. Thus, the ambiguity of every day life is of no importance to anyone but oneself. Therefore, our paranoia is well founded in that we watch ourselves, thereby replicating our own fears day to day.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

freedom u jack asses....pleese

Jewn4Fire's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just listen and watch my mother. Always a good enough reference for ME. Our 'role models' in life are SO influential, don't you think?! Boy, talk about some fuckn hokey theories, realizations, fears, or......fact? Not? Am I Really witnessing all this crap? I'd rather NOT cope with it. Mercy please. MommA, May I have anotha?!

Nadine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

He really was stalking me. I caught him. I also caught my mother pretending to be Santa Claus, so they're lying to us anyway. Health class, what is up with that? If you've seen the demographics, yes, we are definately all gonna die!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia doesn't exist, it doesn't matter if it did. We don't exist, and it wouldn't matter if we did.

Paul's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You're just one of THEM.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

you'r nuts

Eric Payne's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They tell me the sock monkey isn't really watching me but I know better.

\et's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Complicity from my devon rex cats. These cats are not, contrary to popular belief from Devonshire in the UK. Rather, they were brought here in a UFO with the mission to teach Earthlings about surrealism and the need for play.

?'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i'm paranoid but IT DOESNT MATTER if anybody is after me. cuz we are all illusions, we're here to enjoy ourselves no matter what we're doing.

Christiansleaze's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Your question betrays the depth of your ignorance.

Chris Leary's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia makes sense in the "it will come true" sense of the word as well as the "you would be paranoid about the same stuff if you were me" sense of the word.

(Kirsten)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia exsist solely of the fact that it is based on real life experiences.

SUBOBJECTIVUS's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because you are the enemy and if you or anybody else (but especially you) discovered who I was and will be again one morning and what I am doing to you and your aunties (even at this very moment) I wuold have everyone before and after me so I have every reason (except the obvious one) to be terrified of detection.

Atilla's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

That would be telling them that I know.

Peter Gunn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean they'ye not after me.

Laura's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the cameras, constant reminders from :friends" of being watched/listened to.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm not paranoid, its just that everyone wants to get me.

Guarded One's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Beware the coming AntiChrist and the One-World government!! :>) It is true and it will come to pass sometime in our future!!:>))

Guarded One's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Beware the coming AntiChrist and the One-World government!! :>) It is true and it will come to pass sometime in our future!!:>))

Guarded One's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Beware of the coming One-World government and the Anti-Christ!! These events are true and will come to pass sometime in our future!! :>)

charlierosewater's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i exist among human beings, don't i?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

strangers approach me and say they agree with me.

mazaz in da house 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

When you talk to god, you are praying, when God talks to you you have paranoia heh heh heh heh like it?

Mosquito Christ's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everytime my boss speaks to me - its a dig! probably wants me fired. My wife is plotting my demise. god watches me potty. they all laugh at me (exept when Im joking)

Cameron's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't know all I know is that they are watching us all the time and reading our e-mails and taping our phones

Who wants to know anyway?'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why do you need to know, huh?? STOP WATCHING ME!!! Leave me alone. (and stop ALWAYS looking at me!)

Amanda's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't.

Mess_iah's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Whenever I assume something is bad, my actions in response to that fear only make it worse. It's always better to act on the assumption of sucess.

nothing's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

...

Remy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just can

josiah's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no one knows the things i see--

ThE LiGhT's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

>:)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I know

DJ SALEM's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have decided problematicly that wanton destruction ov teenage minds is crumbling society. anarchism for all

Shi Juna's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Everythin is irrational! I believe it to be intuition...

Sanna's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't. WHAT ????

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm not sure I know what all of this is about.

Ryan O'Connell's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Hmm... Because the voices in my head argue with me all the time and we've come to the conclusion that I'm not paranoid. Except for one. There's always one voice that tells me to keep questioning.

mark's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there is a normativo behind me...

Eat Me's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

im not paranoid dammit! they told me its the drugs!

the rabbit's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when eye can see without seeing

When D. L'Oscar's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm typing on someone elses computer, and I think that you who are reading this are watching me at this very moment. Of course I could be wrong, but that would mean you don't exist, and if I imply that you don't exist, you might get pissed off and THEN I would be in trouble. Floogle.

krystal kirby's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

by the way he looks at me

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Sometimes things stick and sometimes they don't!

Rose deBoueff's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Both well founded and utterly irrational. I do not wish to ramble at this time. Thank you.

His Honorable Feces's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is well founded in that I am an autonamous body of knowledge that is not for the close-minded yuppies that infest my country and poison the airwaves with their useless lemming radio. This radio garbage spills forth on the masses astheticizing all of the "free." I watch my brothers as they are arrested for stating their free minds to a public of deaf ears and cowardly futures. All of this has been fabricated by the tyrannical government called the USA - an evil organization that operates solely on the basis of government payoffs, favors, and the prostitution of the Constitution. A document designed to save the people, written by the people, for the people.

noah's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

look around you

Gav's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What the hell is that? What the hell is this? Is that looking at me? Are these looking at me? Are those? If they weren't there, would something else be - something bigger, maybe? What the hell are those?

Legion's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

How can Legion be paranoid? We are the one to be feared. We control your actions. We control your thoughts. We are your children, your brothers, your neighbors, everyone. Fear us, for we are you.

Renee's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Read Salvador Dali's "Oui-The Paranoid-Critical Revolution". The Rhetoric of Surrealism class has taught me to look under every rock, under my bed, around corners, into various orifices etc. :P~~

The Panda's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am watched If you speak Hebrew Find the demon called Igurim I'll give you a hint Abramelin the Mage

Yasir Araphat's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am hated for my extreme beauty and intelligence.

Beers's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can see them looking at me. Watching through the minicams in my mirrors. Listening me as I speak. Traipsing aroung in my thoughts. Coming into and out of my life as if they owned the place. If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times, NO LOITERING! If you're gonna be in my head, there's a two drink minimum! Otherwise, GET THE HELL OUT!!! For those of my patrons who are well met, my apologies for the outburst. Please, fell free to go on about your business.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're out to get me.

Zack's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What paranoia I have is none of your buisness!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

para... Oh shit your on to me, see ya!

Susan Bowen's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well founded

optional's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Parinoia, halusinations with an acute sence of scitsophrenia is the perfected state of mind in generating the surealist.

d.s.'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because i'm irrational sport of fellow

tanya's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

When the voices stop yelling at me, they ask me for money.

Baron Saturday's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

All my friends were once strangers. I ride public transportation. People have thought about killing me. Sound familiar to anyone?

Bill Corpse's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It's a little of both. Just because your paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

Antigone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What paranoia isn't well founded. Society shoves implications down our throats from birth. I'm paranoid because I can't get beyond human though. I can't get beyond our dimensions, or our senses... I'm paranoid because I've been taught what to find beautiful, right, wrong, etc. I'm paranoid because life is paranoia if it weren't for paranoia we would never "move ahead" becoming more "advanced" because we would be so relaxed it wouldn't matter.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

constant and stringent self examination

endless, nameless's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because, it's obvious, they're all against me. especially ted turner.

Roy & Garry's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Garry's paranoia we all want to do him ! But it is only half true

Warbeak's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Mea Warbeak saya thata youa hava soma nerva!!! Me noa paranoida!!! I justa knowa thata ***hola mousas wanna killa mea cuza mea betta than those art lovinga butta munchas!!! Youa crazy!! Youa wanna killa Warbeak!!! Mea noa paranioda!!! Ia normala!! Ita justa thata mousa butta munchas anda youa ***hola human creatura wanna killa mea!!! Youa nevera killa Warbeak!!! Mea future queena ofa sparras!!!

Al Holloway's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am at the centre of my reality. Nobody else can fully penetrate my reality. Therefore nobody knows the real me and so will not be interested in conspiring against me.

Stephen's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

All paranoia is well founded.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i will not ramble i will not ramble i will not ramble i will not ramble

Jesper Larsen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My paranoia limits itself to the irrational phobia of toilet-paper. I get the jitters whenever i wipe my arse. Imagine just how disgusting my lower region is? This furthermore increases my intolerance towards wiping it, because who wants to touch a cesspool of an arsehole?

Tragedy Anne's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

they will cum for me in time... in fact i'm wasting prcious escape time tyuping this!!!!!!!

Zanphador's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I wasn't trapped in this goddamn box, my inner self transmografied into text, and constantly watched (YOUR READING RIGHT!!!!) then I'd say I was irrational Stop throughing that bread at me, and YES! I am terrified of honey mustard glaze, but what rational human isn't!

Shawn's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

some people just can't take control of their own lives if forces are aligning against them, they have a plausible purpose to their meaningless existence. toss in a little arrogance, and suddenly 23 means a whole lot more than Michael Jordan fnord. I'm not trying to deny the value of motivational research, but THEY aren't out to get YOU, they're out to get YOUR MONEY.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

-The universe laughs at me behind my back -Everyone is in on the joke but me -When I turn my head, my furniture rearranges itself. One millisecond before I turn my head back, it assumes its former position. It does this in a calculated attempt to make me insane. -Mathematics is an organized lie. -The inventors of the English language left out certain words without which we are unable to think our own thoughts. In other words, we think as they want us to think, because we have only ever learned the words they want us to use. -You are in on the plot; you're one of them. -I may be in on the plot; how do I know that I'm not one of them? -Whenever an acquaintance greets me more warmly than usual, I know he's out to get me: that's how it works in the movies. -The government is the only possible savior from the vast conspiracy being perpretated by the average population

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're here. All the time. I can't get away from them. I don't know who they are or what they want but I do know that they have much bwetter technology than what we have. Or what we think we have. They get inside me. Inside my head. They take me away sometimes - I've woken up in strange places with strange people. Its real. Its much bigger than you think. I need to get to Illinois.

Fleebobnewcut's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I do everything in fives. I do everything in fives. I do everything in fives. I do everything in fives. I do everything in fives.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

that's why she'll be back... cakewalks

rumpelstilskin's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Now that I am permitted to ramble........I don't wanna........you can't make me........you aren't the boss of me.........SHUT UP!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

people are always watching me

god's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Any well founded paranoia is completely irrational.

Opt I. Onal's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

by the way she smiles

lou-lou's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

everything I do is irrational. so my paranoia's gotta be irrational too. she only stares at me when I stare reall hard at her first

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You are not making any sense.:)I love it though.

girl with arms's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because he's watching me. he writes to me on pages on napkins, on receipts on anything he can find in all frenetic glory. untangled. rewoven tapestries of intricate observation. yet no love.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

wake up, open your eyes, and take a look around

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think they all watch me from the trees that I sleep in.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Mine stems from the well in my garden, wherein dwells who knows what which watches over me.

salvador's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

are not we all dead right now?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Oh gosh, gee, can you really tell that?...you must be a leo.

Paul's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

People look at me strangely when I walk naked down the street.

David's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The laptop is listening

Mitch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

On the way home from work the other day, people in the car behind me followed me and were photographing me.

Tim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I would tell you but they're listening.

GGDDMAN's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

THE COMMON PARLANCE IS MORE APPROPRIATELY SHOCKING INTERFACE WITH HUMAN POX UPON A PLANET.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because the squirral told me im ok

Bedavade's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just know.

Salt Chunk Mary's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I fear someone will murder me when I am alone. That statement in and of itself is ridiculous. Just look at it.

Steve Billingsworth's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I am truly a complete nut.

Hydrangea Hard As Steel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Anything that isn't boredom is completely irrational. But it sure is fun, don't you think? I grow bored with boredom, and so I invent things for my little existentialistic supergirl to do and think, but when she has the day off, paranoia comes out to play.

Gecko's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who are you? Are you one of them?

Steven Swain's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It always has been. Everything here is just so, nice. Very nice. The only time I understand reality is when I'm stuck in traffic.

child502837's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just know ok! Get off my back! geez, you're always trying to mess with me.. just like everyone else

Will Weaver's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My phone is tapped, there is one of those white vans with multiple cables running to and fro in front of my house.

angry sheepdog marie's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Well you might say I'm a lonely person inventing conspiracies because imaginary persecutors are better than no one but then again you might also so hey you're a person who's just glad to be indoors, running up to strangers and pulling down you pants.

sweet pea's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Totally!! Good lord, you ppl have no idea what I have to put up with! The stares...the softly-delivered whispers....avoided eye contact.."watch out, she like olives..." Well! I cant help the fact that they drive me into a frenzy of want. When you bite into them..the taste...the wonderful, wonderful taste.....smooth, like a killer whale.....*froth* I tell yout his here and now.... there is no explanation for this! I dont know why I love them but I do, ok?! Get off my back, man...lay off! Theres no reasoning...try as you may tehre isnt a way to explain this kind of thing...the thing that would make a dead head sell his van, make a schizophrenic turn on his crayons...Big brother freaks, science seeks a rationale that can excuse this strange behavior....no explanation......*weee-oooooo weeee-oooo*

M's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

How can I tell? That is the question that they want you to ask.

Leathal Carter's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I used the phrase "man-breasts" infront of my mom and she didn't freak out. She just laughed.

Meg's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I feel that someone is always watching me and reading what I type this very minute. I hate the thought of people watching me or touching me when I do not want them to. I hate being alone, which is a contradiction to what I just said, Isn't it? and I am asking a computer questions, I talkto my cats and write so small that I cannot read it later and I stare at things for hours, I can't eat or sleep, or live a normal life. I've adopted the obssessive-compulsive habit of always washing my hands for hours. There is much more,] that I need to tell someone, and it just so happens that i"m talking ot a compter

dhole phrenetic's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It has been explained to me.

Ok.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What? Are you trying to creep in my inner thoughts? HA! just as I thought!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

some one told me so

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

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henry's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i will tell you when "they" arent listening

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I must have forgotten

Jennifer's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

People are constantly watching me I am the star of the same movie that plays in everyone's head and since i am the star they all want a piece-- a touch, a wave, a smile, a piece of my North Face Jacket with double reinforced stitching on the shoulders. They listen to the same music that plays in my head and watch I was write this. They ask for the mayonaise I spilled on the carpet of the museum's hardwood floor and then I went to the bath, took off my clothes and masturbated violently.

bro gUrU's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am frightened of paranoia.

Wabidoux(optional)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

To paraphrase John Kenneth Galbraith . . "The Assumed Enemy Does Exist" . . and Walt Kelley . ."I have met the enemy and he is You!"

Lisa's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

THEY'RE out to get me, I tell ya. No, I can't tell you WHO, you might be one of THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

When I am paranoid I can almost always explain why.

A.E.R.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't know, man.........Its between rational and 'gone fishing'. Alfred Jarry and Raymond Roussel are my pals.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

no rambeling thank you but i would also like to point out that no where that i have ever read that rambeling is a bad thing i think that it helps others to find themselves while they ignore you and learn more about you while you pour your heart out and lock up your real self simultanously You begin to make no sense because you are not thinking about what you are saying you have created the greatest art the world have ever known because you have no idea what you have made the world will never know because the person you are talking too is thinking about the television and the television studios are making the crap that you are adicted too and still hate

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have the prime minister's personal mobile phone number.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

infamy, infamy, they^ve all got it infamy!!!

"you're killin' me"'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because too many damn people that knew anything about the Kennedy Assassination died of heartattacks...if ya ask me...big brother is knockin' people off..

jac beury's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

when i was a kid i used to think that i was the only real person. that i was an experiment and that all the other people existed as actors to facilitate that experiment

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

too many nights in jail

flexiblehorse45's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

what do you want from me?

Jack's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

THERE ARE

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Again, I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about...unless you consider a manifestation of the endless imagination paranoia I am very confused.

blexie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean They aren't coming for ya...

Blah blah blah, so forth and sew on, dot dot dot.'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't tell. I just have this feeling that you know something about me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What are you asking this question for?

Les Miserable's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I worry about your enemys

proteus's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

meaninglessness has been following me since I was born

Angela's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The religious artifact thing, I've heard that small vigin mary sculptures make great butt plugs. I'm paranoid that you think I'd know from experience.

Rothu's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The goddamn aboridgines keep flying helicopters over my house where I was born and dropping fleas that crawl through the cracks in the roof and distract me before jumpimg in my food whereby I get drugged and the men-in-black take me away to be pulled apart by computers that use my body part to put together The Rolling Stones so they can tour! True! My friend has Keith's left arm and my wife is Joe Cocker..

Suatre's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Both. Paranoid about stupid shit. Relationships. My looks. My voice. My art. Sometimes I suck and everyone says I'm fine, or I suck and everyone tells me I'm not fine. It makes me paranoid.

Rachel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Who are you people anyway?

jayhughe99's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because you keep fucking asking about it.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My paranoia stems entirely from my constant marijuana abuse. When high, I often find myself wondering why anyone would bother to hang around with me. I become silent and begin to smell my own body and it sickens me. Now I no this is ill founded because a)it only happens when I'm high, b) women throw themselves at me regularly C) everyone tells me I don't smell bad, except my feet if I've worn shoes all day.

Max's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because the whole world's being wired together like some giant series of veins devoted to surveilence and they keep telling me that it's a good idea?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You think I'm going to tell you THAT!!!

Hanklin Rutherford Nu's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Truely believe in the Scientific Method. Quite familiar with the "Opiates of the Mass Medias". Not afraid, but somehow "along for the ride". Offended by the cliches from no talent icons of popular culture now fully promoted by the Media Moguls, but always looking for a piece of that horribly blissful action.

kenneth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

cause they are in my room now and storming my house

Golden pussycat's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they really ARE out to get me!

~Z~'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Death is simply one nightmare after another, never stopping. Scientists, even now, are searching for the answers to death, so that they can cheat it. They conduct experiments on the poor dead and try to "wake them up", and also kill prostitutes from the streets, and people in jail cells, to gauge their reaction. If you are put in the lockup for anything stronger than DUI, don't accept a stranger's bail money. Don't accept your family's, either. Everyone is in on it but you. Everyone around us is from the future. It is only we, as artists, who are stuck in this THING that we believe to be the very late 1900's, walking around thinking that buildings and landscapes still exist, although they are long gone thanks to nuclear warfare. Most of the population is here to keep me under surveillance, to keep me (and others) from finding out what's real.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Check out who really matters, and who really controls you: Go to the Discordians' site. You'll find them on a Hassan Al Sabbah search using Google.Com.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I fear what I am capable of

heather's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I do not ramble. Paranoia is healthy. It keeps you on your toes. I am only paranoid, with just cause, of women who seek to compete with me and "single white females". I am paranoid of the lies we are fed daily. The untruths in the media, mass information, and those who are here to "protect" us. I am pararnoid of ulterior motives, which, everyone has. But I'm not x-files paranoid.

uber-irie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they told me this was the way to the goulash? were they lying or have i taken a wrong turning somewhere? and thats the reason why.

Zhara um Nikko's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the delimiter of social maladjustment plays a frightening iamb upon the strands of my spinal cord.

Grunt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

- that sounds suspicious -

Bishop's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Becuse they CAN, you know they HAVE, and will continue because you are paying for it.

Libbeth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia is a paranoids way of dealing with life

tori's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can tell because when i get paranoid its for no little thing. there has to be something out there trying to get me if i'm scared enough to get paranoid. of course some people use the word paranoid incorrectly by saying that a little caution is going overboard; in that case if someone is saying that i'm paranoid then it is irrational. do you get what i'm saying, or does it only make sense to me?

CR's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

if i had the break for it i would make everybody paranoid. And i KNOW plenty of people have the opportunity. Since also i am very run of the mill and statistically inside the "normal" paramenters it follows that somebody is making us paranoid.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can tell because I get a strange feeling in my intestines after phonecalls from friends.

balegoth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think Bob's suspecting that I have possessed his body. All that green vomit he keeps spraying, you know.

Web Tuddle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think we all received the same fortune cookie.

Jenn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it's there illuminated in blue, the hollow eyes, the laughter...and that light, where is that light coming from?

Tina's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

*GASP* What was that???!!! Josh...where are you?? Tell us where you are? Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh. He's gonna kill me! They hate me..they all do...they really do. Ask them...they won't tell you they do, but they really do. I know they do. I know them. I know how the see me...I know how they watch me those disgusted looks and hate filled eyes. Did you hear that? DID YOU!?!? If you listen carefully you can hear them say things about me...they always say things about me, but they'll never admit it. They just want me to think I think they're happy with me...but they're not...they hate me. Don't make me talk to the people! NO!! No people! They'll look and laugh and whisper about me...they all hate me you know...all of them. They try not to show it...but I can tell. I know what they think of me...I know. They're just waiting for me to mess up...they watch me you know...they all watch..and stare..and glare. Because they hate me.. They know i'm frightened of t! ! ! hem..because I know what they can do to me....the people are bad..bad bad bad people...

stuart's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

bought a used pair of pants in mexico. In the pocket was a crumpled piece of paper with some strange language written on it.

Tuna Colada's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I heard the little men that live in the walls talking about their treacherous plans to eat my face and put toothpicks up my nose.

hellcat's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when i'm alone at night and i hear the bats crashing into my window. then i see nothing but fear.

Spider's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Ha! Clever of you to try to trick me into thinking you don't already know! Bastards.

Tom's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

They're after me and have already got you.

my name's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who wants to know?

Johnny Flashdance's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The man who doesnt exist and is really a puppy dog told me to invest in Yahoo but I instead bought Yaffa and ate cheese. This left me in a pickle of a boat that couldnt float (hey that rymhes) in a moat (thats 3) that is full of coats and goats and oats and stuff. Dude!

Lucy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

my logic tells me so though it's paranoid of itself.

michael's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I know this will find a way to harm me in my next life

James Rush's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because they will be here any moment.

Jesse Ransom's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm actually not so much paranoid, rather of the opinion that I ought to be, if I could just muster the energy and motivation.

Duchess's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Women know these things.

Duchess's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Women know these things.

Danielle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i see people/creatures out of the corner of my eye, but when i look their gone

Derek's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can tell because I AM paranoid...After living 16 years in fear of every noise, thinking it's someone sneaking up to pick a fight with you, man....What was that noise?

Raziel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

fish tend to look at me and my ithafallaphobia is getting the best of me

you know when people say "no way hose"?...well i'm hose...ok NO..my name is *Fay* :)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

people take a lot of pleasure in tricking me.... and it happens quite frequently

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because every day when i wake up, i thank the lord im welsh.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

People stare at me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I had this dream once when I was four or five that I was in a big curving dark cobwebby hallway and this duck with a pot on its head was hanging paintings on the wall and standing on a stepladder and then this troll came running up but the duck hit him on the head with his pot and the troll fell down and then the duck looked at me. After that I woke up and it made me scared of the dark for a year after which I started going to bed without the lights on and then I had the dream again and got scared again for about another year.

jamison sechser's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i am the eternal truthno wait its all the speed and LSD i did at the same time

tom's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

*Rambling

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

SHHHHH!.YOU'LL WAKE'EM UP.

justbob's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

pentium 3 (gates) loves us he does coke commercials and eats pizza he's our buddy he's JUST LIKE A BROTHER TO ME who is listening right now? the NSA has over 40 thousand active phone connects to the internet WHY????

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

they were really, really big

(the plastic clown's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(the people who keep coming in the room to give me the shots tell me so)

nicole's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Completely irrational because I have no clue exactly what I am paranoid about. It just hits me and I freak out and people look at me funny and sometimes it makes me cry.

Bubby's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I dont know, I am only 7 years old mother fucking fucker.

gianluca's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranoia is well founded

I want my Monkeyman's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

THe universe is eventually going into heat death or massive collapse, so who cares what happens to me? I mean, heat death. C'mon, get with it. Yeah.

wonk+'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

<- we think you are just encouraging it we speak for no one but none "paranoia is the only valid survial technique"

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

jesus is my mom

Troy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're always there, tho nobody's around, surrounding in sound, finding through bloodhounds the ground bound by the ties that try to keep me where they can see me

j's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

it used to be but then again i'm a little more okay than i used to be

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It is stupid

whyit 's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

When I think certain things, words come pouring out of my skull. These words are visible to all around me. That, to me at least, is the indication of a particular sort of madness.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

heheheheh ahahahahaha they're hahahahah after... hahaha heeheahaheeha me... hehehahahe

sneakypeat's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Its biased.

ally's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

havent the slightest...i mean when you are practically drooling over a character in a novel thenum...wait a sec...i dont think that was a novel...i think that really happened!!!O M G!!!!

Drew Smith's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

SERIOUS VERSION: I'm not sure, but sometimes I think that everybody I know is plotting against me behind my back and just pretend to be nice to me. SILLY VERSION: My only friend is the leprechaun in my fridge that tells me when the mayo goes bad.

benny contagious's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

actually it can be either depending on the situation. example: if a heroin junky is out of heroin and starts smoking crack, youre not gonna take what he/she has to say about aliens coming to get him/her. however, if a crack adict is smoking crack and saying the same thing, you should definately believe him/her

AnN 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

people in white cars follow me all the time...my vcr keeps blinking...peanut butter taste like windex...the figure in the mirror keeps winking at me

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Aries Instinct.I Just can

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The stove. The toaster. The lack of calamity in the jam. Everbody's paper boy and the last in your shoes. Kennedy's inability to walk the dog and the saucer poems of the late Lyndon. The window silliness the TV by the 7-11 She's so beautiful and howls like fire truck in heat. Tell me true Gidget Left to you own devices.

wolf303's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

How can't I?

Rob Turner's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't! And if I told I know they would like it! Im sure of that!

kelly d.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

type type before the hoses arrive...type type before you get me

tim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i thought that i was popular in middle school. then in high school i realized that many people were throwing parties and that i was never invited. now i await the return of my english teacher.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

A person knows...

filament's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think it's well-founded. I'm not sure anymore. They took all my files, so if you want to look at it from a strictly materialistic point of view, my paranoia is *completely* unfounded. Erm, unless my wardrobe counts. Don't worry, though, I won't tell anyone that you asked.

Tonglen Dorje's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It's uncertain, at least to me, how much any paranoia may be founded. My only paranoia that has any basis in reality has to do with how I so often perform my daily transactions with some plastic card or another, every purchase and transaction being recorded by my bank and credit card companies. THey know where I go and what I buy. They even know when and where I buy drugs. This alone has helped me to stop smoking dope.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

oh i know

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

how can i tell if it is well founded or compleetly irrational.. i don not talk to the people that are watching me so how do i know if they are really there .. mabye i should confront them then i will know ... but if they are real i will not be able to ignore them any more.

wobby's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the winds are picking up

Sara Elizabeth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I had a dream that my parents were cartoon ghosts. When I confronted them about this, my dad sat me down at the kitchen table and told me repeatedly "We just want to kill you." Nuff said.

Kumquat1's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Yes, absolute isolation in a culture of fish and chips with a touch of corporate financial monotony.

Lucifer's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Hey! How do you know I'm paranoid?!?!?

Genevieve's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Intuition. Falling prey to the weakness around me, asthenia...

Nickey's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because they see me and they are laughing!THE VOICES...THE VOICES....

Andrew A.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I wouldn't know , but I feel it's on the tip of my nose so that others may view it . Perhaps I'll die wondering.

Jeremy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

no one will tell me what the hell is going on!!after all it has been in the pot 9 days.

Absy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the poodle sent you didnt he? GIVE ME THE PASSWORD U CHEEZY- CHEEZE IT BLOW DRY-E THING YOU! *cringes in a pool of glowing puppy drool*

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Are you watching me while I type this?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it makes perfect sense to me

Johnny Deformed's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If you don't already know, I probably can't trust you. Yeah.. you think you're a big shot, with your CGI and shit. Well you listen to me, buddy. When they come sweeping down with the firecutters, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ON THE GROUND TAKING IT WHERE IT HURTS!

rotorelief's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

yes there are freaks from an anti gay ministry called god is love making copies to send to congress to make homosexuality illegal in my store at this moment and they can't get there work done for preaching to me.

Heather's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Rachel & I have worked it all out. It's a conspiracy, but WE are THEM, and so we have only ourselves to blame.

Nothing Nowhere's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they know. save yourself.

Brian, Stacey, and Benny's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I will not ramble. You want me to ramble, don't you? you're looking for ramblers! in fact, I bet you're hunting them! And I'm NOT a rambler, I'm not, I'm not, I'M NOT! Oh, dear, they're after me....

frances gomeztagle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

movies about AI. it began with my dog relentlessly pursuing the making of a film. they stole his idea and called it bladerunner. The astrologists were being sent by the government twice as often as normal for our mandatory predictions. They told me Jesus liked to watch my breasts bounce when I smiled, then told me jokes about aparteid. After the boats would leave, the dog would become quiet and fearful.

Haans Bals von gunten's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

its not that I can tell so much as disprove your innocence, you cock-eyed farcical noom job yer1 get a lood of mah shoe you turn hopper tuupp agdad badgad bagdad alas

Annie's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

You probably already know everything about me anyway

Alexis's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

SHHHH! Do you hear that? Do you hear the voices? AHHHHHHHHHHH they won't go away.The voices are making me crazy. Make them stop.Please make them stop!

Elizabeth 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm just so smart!

Velevetine@aol.com's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Of COURSE it's well-founded!

Elpugnaro's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you only want this information to use against me! the conspiracy is revealed.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

if you can't be the lead horse at least grab it and growl

Artichoke Man's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Mothers are the epitome of designation run amock!! By this I mean that Uncle Charlie could not maintain the youthful vigor of his ancestral utensils, much less the universal symbol of youth incarnate. On the twelfth day of every calendar year you will notice that chimneys will emit a rather obnoxious diatribe from their collective screwdrivers thus verifying for eternity that they are the Anti-Christ!!!!!!! You can STOP this terrible thing from occurring if you take these 3 simple steps: 1)open a savings account at the bank of your choice using the name "Tinder Box", 2)deposit every toothbrush you have ever used in your past life into the account, 3)eat as many artichokes as is humanly possible in one sitting while standing at the bank counter.

The Pope's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Sunspots

Mike's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What? I'm not paranoid, like you art fags. or band fags.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well, sometimes when i'm sitting alone, i'm not.

Don Miguel de Londres's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

just because your paranoid, doesn't mean there NOT out to get me!

Wolf303's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm giving away alot of personal information to a page that's linked to deoxy.org. I think that qualifies.

AT's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Why the hell do you feel that it's so necessary to know this?!

David Christian Kennedy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm sure my paranoia is well-founded, I realize it daily. My paranoia deals with the Idea that I may not be as important in the scheme of things as I once thought. Must settle as the tender of God's compost keep, rather than the palace for now.

Maudlin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What do you want that information for?

Lone(ly)Ranger's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have a little piece of fur. When I rub it in a special way, I can see things.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It told me.

paul fiasco's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because i have no reason to suspect they really have cameras in my room BUT i _have_ seen them. my fiends put these cameras in to laugh at me and because they find voyeurism a turn-on. someone is reading this over my shoulder.

mooog's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because my feet are naked

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

pluck

Horatio Hupnagel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It's the way that people look at me on the streets. Or rather, the way they DON'T look at me! It's like they're all trying to pretend they don't know me!! Bullshit! Just how stupid do you think I am?!? & the way the subway always leaves JUST as I'm arriving??? Am I supposed to believe that it's MY fault?!? That I'm consistantly late?!? Ha! Maybe there are SOME people out there with the wool pulled that far over their eyes, but not ME!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Leave me to my pain. Ouch.

ozerder arkadalar buralarda bana's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it was when my girlfrien left me for the first time

Dozzent E. Quate's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am quite certain that I am being watched and notes are being taken. But, I don't find that particularly out of the ordinary. I am terrified, though, that they are mispelling every third word. The inhumanity!

mike's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

what isnt completely irrational?

heather's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

im the home of a nice family...they play with fire, it scares me...other homes tell me i'm crazy for being paranoid that one day i may burn down, but i mean...it's -fire-.

Eugene's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm afraid of what it is that makes men grey eyed I'm afraid of those who are only doing their jobs I'm afraid of what killed Dylan's dancers but then we all die...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Scared of the unknown like everyone

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

But if I told you, then you would be able to overcome my defences. If you sold this information to the aliens......

Sennex D.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am NOT paranoid!!! What are you looking at?!

Kinbote's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Always before me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I was abuducted by aliens at the age of 13. Because of this experience, the government took me to this certain site in the nevada dessert. The Aliens put an implant in my head which allows for me to take pictures of things i see with my mind, and store them in my brain, transmit messages to aliens, and to read the programing of electronics in my head, so i can see them in my mind (I am answering this page in my mind)

Pablo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Of course they're out to get me! They're out to get everyone. Anyone who doesn't realize this is stupid. Or blind. Or dead. The question begs the answer. Or is that the other way 'round?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because everyone is staring at me now...ha ha ha..see, I told you...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I see them watching me now!

Mallo's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

you told me yesterday.

Eric's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I have no idea

Bismark's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because you asked me.

Dave's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Are you going to try to kidnap me and send me to Mars too?

Myth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You can't tell. If you tell, they come after you, you idiot!!! I used to think it was just the CIA and the NSA, then later perhaps the FBI that were watching us from the timless world of their offices...then I realized that all those Acronimic Entities were peering at us through our television sets...where do you think they get all those ideas for those awful sitcoms??? OK officer, I'll come quietly....

Bored's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it always ccomes true. sad

Dash's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, I'm not really a very paranoid person. I used to be, then I came about to realize that it really doesn't matter if I blow up, get cancer from drinking water, have government spy on me or invade my rights as an individual...because I'm just a sad drunk loser anyhow.

sun-ying's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i am rambling i am rambling i am rambling i am rambling i am rambling i am rambling i am rambling how long do you want me to go on rambling?

Pail Edification's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The world simply can't be this screwed up. But, then, when you take nuclear testing, toxic dumps, watertables and streams and resiviors being connected, combined with the amount of radiation, cosmic rays, not to mention the llama feces, it's not that difficult to see "america" to be as forked.

Quas's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

a paranoid person is someone who knows what is going on

Eman Rouy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The men on my roof want to nibble on my brain. I woke up to find worms crawling ot of my walls and they asked me to party, but i didn't trust their little asses. I went for a walk, and was chased by a tiger. When isn't rambling permitted? Who are you to ask me this question. Are you reading this right now? Can you see me? I better hide.

Trevor's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am always wrong.

R. Smith's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Never know what can scare you.

Undine Sarcophogus's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Unless the sky really can fall...

Don't you ever call me that again!'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're all DEEEVILS! Every last one of em..

jim's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i don't care.

Aahhmmm's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Most of the bullshit in my head just pops out and rumbles... That doessnt mean that... Oh, whatever

Ryan of Rosewood's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am not paranoid, and you can't prove it. Why are you asking me all these questions? Who do you work for?

tinky winky's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

be bold be strong

Nad Suckmore's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If it was well founded, it wouldn't be considered paranoia now would it? Thus it must be, according to your survey completely irrational.

Clever, Clever's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you think I'd tell YOU?

Br0kEn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoid? no Aware? yes

Tom's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They all think I'm paranoid!!!

Christine's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Only when I am tired and have to work.(Rambling permitted)

Shoulders Bag's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My underpants squeeze my rippling ______. I am awake during the day, between 6 and 4 in the winter. I eat cherries and olive loaf. My uncle likes to wrestle. Some bird can duck their heads underwater.

Doe, John Doe's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

How about my theory of the "voices" and no I do not hear them, there is only one in my head- as far as I know. There are two types- inner which is the normal sub/unconcious (ID, Ego, Super Ego) then there is the type that schizophrenes often refer to, the multi-persona/ giver of suggestions. These other voices are founded in your inner voices but have been warped by some actual or percieved experience... for more e-mail me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Always think people plot against me when they are trying to be nice...

killer penguin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean i'm wrong

William Cipkala's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I've been frequently abandoned by those who love me. I was raised by hamsters.

HMS The Pickled Quim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

When I went to the complaints office of the Illuminati headquarters I was told to fuck off.

TheBlackNight's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because it attacks me at times when there is almost no prevoking. And even when I am having an attack, no matter how bad it is, I realize in the back of my mind that it is irrational, but it still takes over.

dt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

shhhhh!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

from the writing on the wall

Reggaejunkiejew's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Cuz they're lookin at me.

(naomi wilson)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It has been with me a long time and is therefore founded quite well in my psychological pathology. Unlike garden variety paranoia which is founded on the mistaken premise that government, religion and your mother are not really the helpful, loving, protecting entities they claim to be, my paranoia is founded in the very real irrationality of my own completely accurate mind.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

tell? tell??? are you saying someone told you??? who told you????????

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can see the people under my bed. i can SEE them!

Ms. Nomered's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I know that there are no such fourlipped twelve footed beasts of pray (purposeful spelling) known as the Aionarap who live under the sink. But, I do blame them for my shortage of Comet.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I think you're watching me right now as I'm in this lab typing, you're all over the place you people like bugs you're all over me

It's written down somewhere, if I can just find it...'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Don't ask me- it's irratianal, remember?

coralie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone's crazy except me

Sweet James's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia in the form of mental alertness to your environment is very well.founded. Tweaker-style constant pantswetting is not.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(Ram bling permitted) Well, evidence is lacking. Well-founded paranoia is the evidence of a low mind.

kenneth frieze's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i really feel what i believe is true

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What a doltish question...if it were well-founded, it wouldn't be paranoia, would it?

Mark's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

?

Kemuri's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

icanicanicanicanicani?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Nobody else around me looks furtive and hunted, so they must be the pursuers and I the pursued.

floridaL manthiaS 's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

don't you watch me thru your vid-screen-doozie. I smell you're an electron rodent, laughing in my digi-cheese. Come now, admit my concerns, do you love me-? you come to me so close, never a second to I. but you hide, hide. DONT HIDE<> I want you near to me, let me feel you in return back Why cant I be like all the others. all the other electron rodents in all the other digi-dairy-products. chLorine 991

Michael Lane's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I see them tailing me, I know they're there.

Angelique's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia is as if to designate oneself as an important focus of another person, and I am not so self-important as to think others are truly that interested (although I fill out surveys about my opinions, eh?)

Chemical Geezer's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am unparanoid. They're fucking after me alright. And I don't even know it.

john adams's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm scared that my will's to be broken, if eternity fall's to their hands this time.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

There is someone smoking under my desk!

Folded's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who told you to ask me that??!!!

Janet 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because "they" DIDN'T tell me so! (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?)

theresa's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the criminal aliens often make themselves known to me.

Stu (optional) Neville's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Based on the taxation system.

plutolar's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

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adrian noble's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm not telling you you're bound to use it against me

ase's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there are sattalites that can see yr liscence plat from space- the fbi had 1200 pages trying to prove Grouch Marx a commie & i think Jesus may just love me

Rachel's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You would be paranoid too if everyone hated you and wanted to kill you!!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

pot smoker, to much government, theyve taken my rights and made them theirs

dustbunnysrevenge's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i don't know what you are talking about, but if i were paranoid then i sertainly wouldnt tell anyone

kirsten's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

its in their eyes

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

we know.....

Trevor H. VB's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i don't know and that scares me more than anything

The Tolar of Turlington's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i have achieved brilliance with my masturbation i have created bonfire of the inanities i am a legend in my own mind i am an adventurer of chaos i am the lineman for the county how dare you ask if i can tell that is just the kind of conspiratorial bushwa i have come to expect from petty bourgeois dadas who don't have the courage of their esthetic and will end up pissing on their own graves

raloT divaD's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

this question merely demonstrates the irrational nature of all depersonalised relationships. if you can't take it for granted that i know, I KNOW, then you can just leave me the hell alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Velouria's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There are people in my drawers what the hell do you expect. Jesus Mother of Mary get me the hell out of here.

david tolar's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

the black paper between the mirror breaks my heart 'cause i can't go steal softly through moonlight steal softly through snow

R. Mutt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is not paranoia.It is brilliance.

I am not David Tolar's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

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joan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i can feel the people looking at me and hating me. it is not completely irrational because there are people, and there is me, and we all exist.

shimon palmer's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Studies show that upon removal, Vaginal Paranoia can cause severe heartburns of the cerebral stew. Therefore allways conduct the operation adequetly. In any event, never falter. This may be fatal, and allway keep the upright subject in mind. Due to the the problematic nature of subsequent fucking, don't forget your condem!

The Golden Ship Was, Oh! Oh! Oh!'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It started back when this guy (I can't use any real names and any false names would give away my secrets to the watchers just as effectively as in the case of the man I knew from this one city who said that the only thing he was sure of was that "They" were watching him and that pronoun alone was responsible [I'm certain] for his disappearance) told me about how the Chinese were buying all the duty-free shops on the Left Coast and how they were planning to use a little known loop-hole in the tax codes and trade laws governing transactions between Oregon and Kalifornia to (and this was through double-buy- back schemata) bring our Western range to its proverbial knees. And he disappeared

A RAT INVADED WORLD's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

myob

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they really *are* out to get me.

James's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

People refer to me as a genius.

JUAN's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I KNOW YOUR AFTER ME THE BIRD SAID SO

Derek Greene's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I AM NOT PARANOID!!! JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP!! ALL OF YOU!!

Ken's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I just can!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I must go now."I vont to be alorn !"

Jerry Schwartz's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't like other people, but I am dependent upon their good opinion of me.

jason cotton 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone is wawtching me i'm never alone even in an empty house and some one keeps puting bugs on my bag

Gonzo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If it weren't well founded I wouldn't be paranoid.

Anton Trebelmungen's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My itches, pains and discomfort are always well-founded, because they keep me informed about the state of my body. I assume that my paranoias serve a similar function. If my psychological pain responses were not useful, I would not be here forming sentences.

Jabberwocky's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can'thelp it if i live in a truman show-esque reality

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

squiggle, ya fucking idiot.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ithoughtithink

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I HAVE SEEN THEM WAITING IN THE DARK AND IN THE SKY. A.K.

Jenafer Herling's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i'm my perception is my reality.

Brett Edwards's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there are monsters under my head, G. Gordon Liddy is my second-cousin by incest, I have retrived memories of alien abduction and anal astheticizzism...I think..(or was it just a frat prank?)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't know, sometimes it is there other times well.....

Dalliesque poster - Imposter's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

every idea i ever had, every story i invented evry thought left concealed in me has either been accomplished already or is on it's way my deepest fears become moving pictures my every feeling transcribed to music my every hallucination to art I am either non-existant or omni-present

opheliac's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

yesterday i discovered a mouse crawling out of my ear. and he's the one who told me i'm paranoid. that's one damn smart mouse. of course, i have a head of swiss cheese for a head (pun intended).

Chile con Gato's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can smell the ozone in Annabel's eyes, can I not?

mark dolph(optional)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I have no reasons for any injustice directed toward me. All eyes seem to see me and yet not recognize who they see. I have no reasons for any injustice directed toward me.

vest boy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Somtimes they come through the wall and say Cannect the dots la la la!

Josh Clemants's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Little men with big sticks chase in the canned food section of the grocery store but never do they leave the section but they are at every store I go to.

TanQboy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

God communicates to me through Kinder Surprises.

gezzika's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i just can

Marc Dunlop's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I watched Seinfeld, once...

Ratmoler Hamstak's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

But I work diligently at trying to justify it. In fact, I make my living doing so. Can you name my occupation? If so, please go to hell.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

look im not paranoid theres no such thing as paranoid you people are nuts and you think its funny its not see its not in your head its real but you thing its funny havent you ever seen the doctors they follow you

Dale M Houstman's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well...I found it.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I've come to the realisation that people are all basically fucked and have accepted that.

dusty poo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there Was a knock

(jamie vermillion)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The kinderfuhrer is poisoning my apples

#65241013's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I can hear the voices, can't the voices hear me?

Ratmoler Hamstak's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

This is a half truth; it is both well founded and completely irrational, nor well founded etc.

Opcional's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't tell. Especially not YOU.

Paul's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is well founded based on the fact that I am in fact, completely mad.

ME's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They're everywhere..

Evan Smith's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Huh? Should I say anything? I don't know if it's a good idea!

AGTEW's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm fairly certain that my paranoia is, to date, irrational. I haven't gotten nearly enough nonfictional rants against key figures, institutions, and television programs to be considered as much of a threat as I'd like to think I am.

Anessa Kali's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because safety is danger.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I dont Know

alex's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Any one with half a brain can tell that participating in the system usually involves a soulless exchange of "dollars" for "stuff". I try not to let them trace my movements too much. But with bank cards, phone bills, and cheezy web surveys (which at least offer the promise of an entertainment value), it can be difficult to avoid them. Pay cash. Don't give them your real name. never give away your sin number.

hUgo bAll's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoid, moi..... who sent you?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because you are asking!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I THINK BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ME AS I TYPE THIS. ISN'T HE?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because you are asking!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm filling this survey with bold face lies aren't I??

st dolores's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i recieve daily reports from one of my sources

Shelwood Buchanan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My head spins as the eyes in the back of my head attempt to see who they are back to back with

Funk-de-la-Funk's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

HOW CAN I TELL?? you ask me this with such an air of conceit!! not a day goes by, when they don't plot against me, those fake smiles, BUT as soon as my back is turned, there they go again, they're all out to get me, i would swear on an olive filled mayonaise jar, they think they have fooled me, well guess what folks, they haven't!! HAHA! just let 'em try something. . .

Jessica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

noooooo!!!!! i WANT BOTH SQUARES!!!!!i WANT THE DOT IN BOTH SPUARES!!!!!wELL, i AM A WELL FOUNDED PERSON WITH A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. i AM TRYING TO MASTER THE ART OF HYPNOSIS. i JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL AND IT WOULD BE COOL. i CAN'T LET THE cia FIND OUT, THOUGH. i THINK YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME KIND OF LICENSE.

Andrew's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because the remainder of my psychological make-up is completely irrational.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i can hear them, i can see them, i can feel them, i can smell them. i can even fucknig taste them

Fontana Fallopia's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Given a LOT of thought to you people? already.(Brambling permitted)

Voice?'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am resplendent in my divine paranioa. If it is irrational, it makes no difference. It is. Like the sweetest pineapple, I love its spiny surface. I love its sweetness. I love the way its strings get stuck in my teeth. Just like the autumn.

Uruboros's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why would I be paranoid? Do you know something I don't???

muno's teeth's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

of course. but i'm not telling you any more about it because the more you know the more they know

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there was once this girl from philadelphia...

bruce's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

..... (because the little voices in my head tell me so) ....

small egg iriwi's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i just know

Simone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranoia is completely irrat ional and well founded so why can't i have two black dots one in each circle this must be a manichean plot of some kind.

Ricky's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

People ask me why I think everyone is after me. Why shouldn't everyone be after me?

lee's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia is a form of self doubt

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Actually, it's both.

parsifal's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(a) No one in their right mind would take the trouble to secretly persecute me, therefore (b) I am being persecuted by secretive lunatics, which implies that (c) their persecution of me is their delusion, not mine. (You asked!)

john adams's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

is paranoia ever well founded? i think so, but i may never know for sure. these deeply imbedded radio-receiving electrodes control all of my proper thinking for me.

martin.ackroyd's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I know they're out to get me but I can't hear what they are saying about me.

Lisa Busch's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The dog next door told me so. I do whatever he says. His name is Sam. Mine's not. In fact, it's not even close to Sam, unless you try to pronounce it in Swahilli. I eat monkeys. And you're stepping on my toe.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I see them outside on my front porch. Sometimes they eat my food. I swear. I know I won't live long, but I hope it's a clown that kills me.

r.min's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i have no idea of what's happening isn't this exciting.

Jeff's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia is ALWAYS well founded. mistrust to survive.

and so it goes's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am so paranoid, its like a whole new storage space in my head. Anyone could be reading this, and all i get up to thinking about it is well: fuck shit plebian vocabulary gee im fucked fuckity fuck no don't judge me, Aaaaagh! wait! no.. stop.. its me, really, not this STUFF!

alice's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the shishi tells me so...

I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I saw the guy named Art that you've got tracking me on the Green Machine.

laurilaurilaurilauri, egocentric can't spell lauri's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

(Rambling) depends on the weather and traffical situation of rainforests in the zodiac

Virgil Clemens's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, it all started when I was but a lad of 86. I was walking down the street that day on the very, merry month of may when a large, looming, frog with big pink eyes stepped on my poor wagon, Stitches. Then I screamed.... Then I ran.... Then I ordered an anchovie pizza.... Then I woke up.... Then I fell out the window.... Then I went back to sleep.... Then my dad decided enough was enough & he beat my pet goat until I confessed to hiding Sesame Street magazines in my piggy bank. After that happened, I have been continually paranoid of any three-toed sloth who might have a price for my little toe mounted on my puss-filled brain. Aside from that, I'm a perfectly normal rabbit. Moooooooooo

Aaron's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is the act of using completely irrational thought and justifiying rationally enough for one's self.

(agent orange optional)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

it all started when i was younger, i would often hold discourses with creature most foul now, evan now! i still sometimes hear their ineffible shuffling tones apostrifying the bereaucracy to alleviart the oxidromes they keep our oxen descartes in. People are subjective quantivating price expenditure units?

R. Norman's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can only see with my eyes closed, and am still afraid

The Benevolent General Malarkey's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is like a fine wine...and cultivating it is an expression of ones innermost desire to be loved. Why, I don't think even the sheep are in sheeps clothing anymore...

Twizter's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The police are always driving down my street with the illusion of trying to be a form of protection in my neighborhood, when in actuality they're pissed off because I shot someone a couple of years ago. And they havn't forgotten that I used to deal drugs when I was younger and was a member of the KKK in Ethopia. Besides that, the phone company is always on my ass to pay my phone bill. Why in the fuck is it any of their business anyway who I call and how long I stay on the phone? And why do they know all of the long distance calls that I make and the numbers that I call? And the bank that was stupid enough to give me a credit card ... what business is it of theirs where I use my card? Why is every part of society trying to keep tabs on me? This is a fucking conspiracy ... I can't stand it anymore! I need to hide ... I need to completely change my identity ... I need to run ... I need a 100 megaton atomic bomb to make them see the picture. But, wait ... they might know where I am if I do get an atomic bomb. What am I supposed to do when that happens? I don't know anymore ... I would kill myself, but then they'd know where I was buried and would come after me there. THIS ISN'T FAIR! I just want to live an abnormal life, but everyone is after me! You'll have to excuse me now, I'm going to go cover myself up with a blanket and hide under my bed. No ... wait ... that's the first place they'd look. My attic it is then. Wait a second ... they'd look there too. I know ... my closet. Damnit ... they'd find me there too! Where the hell can I go? Someone, please help me! Wait a minute, don't help me ... you'd know where I am and would tell them. You motherfuckers ... who the fuck do you think you are. I'll show you. I'm going to hop on that flying saucer the next time those aliens sho! ! ! w up in my backyard. No, wait ... they'd know where I am too.........

B. C. Flooshartz's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am minding MY OWN BUSINESS!! and then you, with all of your: "I KNow this," and "I'm one super HUMDINGER!" Well,... I'm sorry. You know, it's late, I'm tired. Things are rough, thanks to that bastar- Can you say that on here? Probably can, but I'll bet I can't, right? Well, you bastard! There!! I said it! Now what are YOU going to do to mee? {what indeed...} What? no, don't start THAT again, I gotta go, forget what I said. That's not my REAL name, honest. Please, I didn't mean it. Oh my God, I'll bet that whole deal about "you can ramble here," was a big lie! So what. I don't care, I have my own free agents who will come tear your existence into shreds. That's right I AM invincible. You didn't see that one, did you? DID YOU? sorry. Forget all of this.. Please, I didn't mean it. Really.....

Kenneth Alquist's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

People driving in front of me are actually following me in reverse.

Jeff Richards's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I don't know thy self.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

They would have caught me if it was well founded.

Josher Q. Habbittforming's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I'm working for them and I don't even know it!

doug jett-case sensitive's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I go outside.I am paranoid of my paranoia.I stifle it through conscious autism and ghost-like activities in the lonsome night of cathode ray pleasures .And get paid for it!I am a hidden soul for display.Consequently,I am bored.I am paranoid that i shall fall into a hole of unexpressed souls in the plumbing of america .I want to clogg that toilet that our culture flushes every time it pukes another wasted minute of homogenized sight through a mud stained window.

Nassos's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

actually it may be both, I dont know, I dont know will I ever ? Maybe yes, Maybe not Until then ? STA IDIA SKATA EIMASTE OLOI

M's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I've never opened a closet and seen two men being whipped and continued being whipped when I returned to the closet two days later. Got that?

WHK's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The US Postal Service, UPS, FEDEX, the phone, electric, water and gas companies, Pizza Hut Delivery and the Jehovah's Witnesses ALL know where I live!!!! And THAT'S conspiracy!!! Oh, yeah...sorry I lied about that stolen soul of a primitive and superstitious native.

ken's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am the only one of my friends that can find your site using the keywords "flightles hummingbird." Everyone else comes up with the National Audubon Society homepage or l'Ecole de Gastronomie's recipe for hummingbird-tongue soup. Clearly, your site is directed at me personally. Do you have sphisticated surveillance equipment? High-powered rifles with telescopic sights? What's for lunch?

tammie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can feel it vibrating between my toes and under my tongue when I lie in bed at night. I also hear the voice of my dead hampster, Teddy, telling me to trust my instincts.

This is not optional's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Irrationally well founded, I might add.

Troy's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Darwin.

Bamphomet(jimjones)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Due to the fact that the freemasonic conspiracy is on my ass and the Vatican to boot i feel my paranoia is well justified. Besides i smoke lotz of dope.

flap Jack Charlie's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is founded in the deep seated belief that people are watching me at all times, this is called by psychologists: imaginary audence (Development accross the live span By Robert Feldman pp.387)

JASON's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I ESCAPED A GOVERNMENT INSTALLATION AND TRAINING PROGRAM IN WHICH I WAS TO BECOME AN OPERATIVE.

William Van Nguyen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Who wants to know, and how do I know you I'm paranoid. Have you been watching me? Sending out your angents to catch me in the trap? Well I'M NOT TELLING HA

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia should be taken more seriously. As an art form, it requires much more imagination.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I no longer have a high occurence of side effects. When the KGB destroyed my file they sent me a birthday card. I felt appreciated. My family smiles gently on my mind. Shall I feed the fish?

Dhoop's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I dunno. I know everyone is out there being themselves, but that is exactly what I find sinister. The fact that people choose to be what they are and yet they are not what they are, and they pretend to be what others are, and they deny that implication, and they complain others aren't really themselves......ah...it all comes down to everyone being everything for the purpose to depriving everyone of the right to be anyone. Therefore, my paranoia about human nature is well founded...it I only knew what that could be.

kath's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(i'd rather be a paranoid than a parasite)

Inca Atahuallpa's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Brrr... the dichotomization at my objects defenestration...

Rebecca's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Being paranoid is better than being surprised.

Still Me's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Being paranoid is better than being alone.

Eric's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Who are "they?" Your mother? Frued? Darwin? God? Hitler? Kennedy? CIA? the number 23? Computers? Philadelphia? Castro? Aliens? Oswald? You? Japan? GOP? Democrats? NOONE?

Karel Jasper, the 44th Lord Andross's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

They're anywhere, thats how

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

WHO ARE YOU TO ATTEMPT TO INVADE MY MIND WITH YOUR PATHETIC ACT OF MANIPULATIVE CONSEQUENCE, AND WHY? TO EMPOWER YOUR OWN PSYCOLOGICALLY INSANE MIND IT'LL BE YOUR DOWNFALL IF YOU DONT WATCH YOUR OWN TRUTH.

Albert Silverman's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The Tortoise: Excuse me for being so slow, but I am having trouble understanding 'jazz' theory. Can anyone provide me with a simple and clear explanation of an 'altered' chord? The Hatter: Certainly. An 'altered' chord is derived from or related to the 'altered' scale, which is the 7th mode of melodic minor. It is also called 'diminished/whole-tone because of its intervallic structure. This has the opposite relationship to the dominant chord than the standard which is the 7th mode of melodic minor. It is also called 'diminished/whole-tone because of its intervallic structure. This has the opposite relationship to the dominant chord than the standard mixolydian #4. They are opposite ends of the spectrum in that when you play mix#4, all the notes are diatonic where as with the altered scale all everything is altered. These two scales represent the most 'inside' and the most 'outside' sounding tones as they relate to the dominant chord. The two scales are tri-tonaly related. G mixolydian#4 is the 4th mode of Db dim/whole. Db mixolydian#4 is the 4th mode of G dim/whole. In a chord progression such as ii-V-I in the key of C, the V chord can be G7 or its tri-tone sub Db7. These two scales also represent this. When playing the 'inside' scale of the V chord (G mix#4), you're playing the 'outside' scale of the tri-tone sub (Db dim/whole) and vice versa. The Tortoise: Thank you so very much, Gentleman-with-the-Hat. You can be sure that I will never again find myself on the outside looking inside! Or is that inside looking outside? Oh dear, this inside-outside business is so embarrassing. No matter. I have gained a marvelous insight into tri-tones and scales and modes and and subs and alterations and dominants and intervallic structures and spectrums and diminished chords and whole chords and.............. Your explanation has given me renewed faith in your leadership. My new-found knowledge is so immensely exciting! You have such a Wonderful ability to integrate all of the varied theoretical pieces into a unified hole. The Hatter: This explanation should put you on the fast track to a theoretical understanding of idiotic jazz. Oops, I mean 'idiomatic'. Alice: Nonsense! This is simply Ancient Gibberish with a jazzy new coat of paint. But a skunk by any other name is STILL a skunk! The Hatter: Not so loud, my dear; someone might hear you. Of course this is Jazzy Gibberish, which serves precisely the same purpose as Ancient Gibberish. Both species of Gibberish are designed to keep out the riff-raff and thereby create an exclusive club. As you and I both know, my dear, Gibberish in any form is singularly lacking in content and is therefore of no technical importance. What IS important, however, is to avoid giving away the show. It is my precise purpose here to convince our citizens that they are privy to vital theoretical information, thus greatly enhancing MY importance as their jazzy leader. Have you visited our new jazz theory club-room, which OF COURSE I'm in charge of? New 'ideas' (an interesting use of the word!) are exchanged there, without there being any danger that any of the participants will 'understand' (what a nasty word!) one bit of it. As you can well imagine, this makes for highly stimulating conversation, as exemplified by my above response to the Gentleman-with-the-Shell. In short, all of the folks in this Wonderful jazz community love m since I speak their language. But you, my dear, are unloved. You a just a spoil-sport. The Cat: Grin. ---------------------- Albert Silverman (Al is in Wonderland!)

Old Skratch's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't. I just have my suspicions. I don't fully trust myself

Skybird's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Isn't everybody paranoid?

Gus's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I'm right then I can protect myself from them and if I'm wrong then atleast I haven't gotten screwed over lately.

none's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can see the future.

Jamie Reid's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everybody hates me quite obviously. Those who do not hate me ignore me, even when I am deliberately obnoxious.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because I'm not the only one that recognizes the "they" are taking over and that were being watched by "them" . slowly we are being enslaved to the social norms such as taxpayer, productive, and obediant.

Naomi's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If I were rational, I'd be able to incorporate the Shirley McClain "Oh, Wow!' approach to spiritualism.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

quiet!

((echo))'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking me? Why do you always keep asking me? Why do you always do this to me?

KAZ, occasionally known as (optional) to my closest strangers.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I... can't say much, I'm certain my fingerprints are bugged. Some of them are a bit too... whorly, Know what I mean? Only, oNCE uPoN a ThYMe, A WIse SaGe promised me ThaT EveRY tHINg wOuLD be FiNE ProvIDed thaT I moved To oreGano.

delroy thomas's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

people are paranoid because people are paranoid

i can't tell enemy spies are watching's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i was walking down the street and swear someone was after so i screamed who are you and something said no one but the fleas and no one was there......

Not You or God's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

my social security number is 010000010. now get off my back.

mockingbird franklin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

heeeey! waidaminit!! wait just a polyp picking minute!! i see yr game! you will NOT sink my cheerio!! i see what is transpiring here.. you're all zombie thigh-fat ppl brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!!! 2 nights ago, i was taking a walk, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! goddammit!! it knew!! i ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! but IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! DID THE DOG SEND YOU?!

some strange girl's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

how can i tell. how can i tell. this is the stage of things: 1) they notice you. 2) never seen you before, they're mildly interested in what you have to say. 3) they approach the "friendship" enthusiastically at first, but then.. 4) they begin to feel suspicious of the odd things you tend to say, laughter at inappropriate moments, your obsession with terrorists, why do you think everyone hates you?! c'mon--get a grip on *reality* HERE! 5) um, they know. you thought you could hide everything from them, but you can't. how stupid are you for thinking that you were one of them? how long did you think you could keep it up? they KNOW. they all know. 6) they're laughing at you. at first, it's just a suggestion in the back of your mind, but.. when you turn your back, they LAUGH at you. they all know, and they're all laughing at you. 7) related to their persistant laughter.. you KNOW when you see the proof: they start exchanging looks when they don't think you're looking. you approach and they look at each other and suddenly depart. why don't they call you back? why don't they talk to you? why do they ignore you when they so obviously saw you?! 8) now you know that your persistence is beginning to annoy them. you follow them. make them talk. keep calling until they HAVE TO FUCKING LISTEN!! you know they know; they know you know. you know deep down you simply fucking hate their rotting guts but.. what choice do you have? why why whywhywhyw-- 9) they hate you. they all do. they knew. they laughed. and now they hate. they hate you. they are all talking about you, laughing at you when you're out of earshot. they talk about you on the phone, at lunch, at work.. they all KNOW. they. hate. you. they hate you so much, it liquifies their intestines to just think of the unequivocal black vaccuum of hatred that they feel for you. everytime they see you, think of you, hear any word that even sounds REMOTELY like the first syllable of your name, their knees go weak with hatred. their pores ooze black, cancerous boundless hatred just to touch a spot upon which your foot has passed.. they shake with a wave of nausea to just imagine that it's YOUR body heat that is somewhere, anywhere, in their company. THEY ALL HATE YOU. 10) they ignore you. know. laugh. hate. ignore. sorry: no. you do not exist. there is no "you" there is only that un-seeing of what is only un-you and you might as well forget all about it, stupid for trying in the first place. now go to bed.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well when I know someone is watching me I go hide until they follow me and then move to a different hiding spot until they are gone or just gotten pranoid about me hiding.

Standard Feature's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have been followed home from work. Luckily I knew the area and was able to lose the tail.

Andrew's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It is apparent that any form of paranoia is unfounded. WHY? Because there's nothing to worry about anymore!

Mrizek's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am on the internet. Everyone is watching me.

680869@showme.missouri.edu's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who wants to know.....who told you to ask me this question?

James's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The quality of the writing and dialog on some late-night talkshows betrays the existance of a coherent and long-term agenda.

Arthur "A" Blank's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

NA

Ronald Donn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Yihimidy polacks. Yihimidy polacks. Yihimidy polacks. I got the pants!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

you already know! you're watching me!! you all are!!!!! they'll die, i'll burn it down, he'll drown. wait, what?

Laura Baldwin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

SHHHHHHHHHHH!

A Vial of Microbes Fighting Amonst Themselves's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

After all the Prozac, Nardil, and thorazine i've taken what the hell do you expect!!!

Charles Kazimer's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

That would be telling.

Olivia's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

slightly well founded because of my second and third and fourth voice

Rev. Stygmata's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You're so smart...*you* tell *me*.

Ithica Apa Mach-lean Selfcontradiction's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know that I'm out to get everyone else, so why wouldn't they be out to get me?

Tiago Borges da Silva's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I say 'I don't give a shit', I lie to the bus driver, I masturbate holding a Barbie doll, I am vegetarian for no reason I dress black and all my friends are alive. I read you!!

Anna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just can.

Timothy Daniel Constantine Tolle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Jesus spoke to them once again: "I am the light of the world. No follower of me shall ever walk in darkness, no, he shall possess the light of life." -John 8:12

Alan Haley's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'd tell you, but how do I know I can trust you?

NoMaD the Lost's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i have a very refined, sophisticated paranoia that is both healthy and fun, i believe it's irrational not to be paranoid...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I know that when man is 5 that it means more than the wall sconce means. They have devices everywhere ... why else would everything be so expensive. Everywhere you look there's little groups of people jabbering on in their own chili- pepperese ... no language really sounds like that. They're making fun of me. Also, baseball salaries.

Ignatz Maus's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia is actually being bottled up and shot out of of sockets in your couch up your anus so you can't walk right and you fall down in an effort of a fiendish conspiracy.

Baron Saturday's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't and that's the point, isn't it?

A Humble Heather's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just learned that the philosophy of history is based upon reason and rationality. Hegel said that "Upper Asia and Siberia [are] unhistorical." This is history. Reason = history. Upper Asia and Siberia must have no reason. I have rationality.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I'm in constant danger of attacking myself.

Charlie Melvin's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i like grapes

Aliss de Cent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have a neurotic Christian mother. I spose "I have a mother" would be fine. God, am I messing up? I don't mean to do anything bad or wastful. please like me. i like you. My responses are shit aren't they? sorry i'll move on...

wendy kroy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because i'm so fucking not paranoid, and who wants to know?

can I do that? isn't my what's in a name?name in me?'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Experience.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

becuase i always know the answer

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

elaboration prefers art to me

Neuronaut's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am surrounded by insane self-centered backstabbing fools.

Airam's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

When I try to write with my left hand, although I am far from being left handed, and I want to see and talk to the very people I despise.

I should be doing the dishes right now's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Remember all those little floating fat people that Parry in The Fisher King kept seeing? Well, I've never seen them, but these skinny blonde blue-eyed surfer dudes that keep talking to me say that they love me and won't let anything happen to me and everyone one loves everyone even if they don't always show it because their parents didn't hug them enough because they were afraid of germs. I still have a thing for Lysol.

kyal's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My mommy says so

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

As checkup from the neckup goes, get brain in gear and it will follow.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i refuse to elaberate because every thing is monitored.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because I'm monitoring everyone else's actions.

liz-daddy-dada's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

all of your fucking questions

David Magdziarz's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If there was a world when there was no problem with the multitudes of thoughts which find there way into the spectrum of human intelligence, and by that I mean not the sort of vanilla-styled prattle found in Good Housekeeping booklets on how to wash the dog, but rather the candle-burning experience of kissing another man full square on the lips, your hand caressing his penis while he runs his fingers gently over your testicles, then, in this instance, when all things are considered unequal, but at least satisfied with the status quo, why shouldn't the Johnson brothers find themselves up on charges?

jebadiah's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

they have already looked away when I turn around.

ramona w. sparrow (sometimes...)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the weirdos that are out to get us just must be stopped!!!... i'm convinced they're all laughing at me... i have a Territorial Bubble...

Tiffany's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Logical reasoning

Christy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am nowhere near clever enough to evade anyone really out to get me; therefore, I must not exist.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because it's so obvious man... They are just parading it under your nose...

shithead's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

certainly my paranoia is well founded, considering the fact that you are reading this document from the next room, and persist in trying to get me to give myself away. betray my secrets ,,,give you and your system the last bit of knowledge that will allow you to form an all inclusive bio-discography of my sexual desires.....

Hanes's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Wouldn't /you/ like to know!

Heather Reddy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i'm terrified of can openers and vacuum cleaners and i don't find people particularly intimidating. besides, i (usually) don't burst into flames upon entering a church..

John la Fournier's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

But Bataille promotes the use of postmaterial rationalism to challenge outdated perceptions of society. An abundance of discourses concerning cultural capitalism may be found. It could be said that in Gravity's Rainbow, Pynchon analyses dialectic nationalism; in Gravity's Rainbow, however, Pynchon examines Lyotardean narrative.

William Lee's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I exist, therefore i am. thanx.

Ian McDonald's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

As a professional bureaucrat, it is my duty to juxtapose ontological problems with pregrammatic paradigms. And with a pardigms and a nickel, I can get some gum. Coffee costs more. I hope you can crack this code because I know the thought police are after me ever since I called the staff a bunch of cows and was mooed ou tof the room.

AC's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What do you think?

joseph's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Irritional: Except the cop waiting for me outside, the bank claiming to cover overdraght,the City threanening to cut water,electricity gaz etc...

Liggil's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

intellect. oneness with oneness.

Marvin is not my name's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My paranoid rambling is proportional to the square of my existence. But this has a limit, though. I realise that the only Paranoia that exists is that I am Paranoid about being paranoid.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you know already don't you?

Joshua McFadden's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What paranoia? I'm not paranoid, dammit! Who said I was paranoid? I couldn't be paranoid--not afraid of anything. No, not cowering... shivering, not clenching my spine at the gleeful anticipation of the pale men with their gleaming rachet jaws... I bet you think I'm paranoid! Damn you and your blood-soaked ankles, wrists, breasts! I'm not paranoid!!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why should I tell *you*?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I feel my bosses eyes all over me. I feel their nasty attitude all over my body, then see sludge draining out of the tub after I bathe.

(joan gosselin's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

(Because I know you are looking at me right now laughting at me because I'm a poor quebecois girl who does'nt know how to write in english !!! So there.

nellybelle's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because here I am

Jack's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I caught myself conspiring against me in a lucid dream. Never turn your back on a mirror.

James M.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, if my paranoia is unfounded, then why is it here? just because my paranoia doesn't have a marble corner that says founded in 1963 doesn't mean that masonic cermonies weren't preformed there...

unsmooth's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

they steal my sleep through my pillow Neighbourhood watch report all of our movements and send them through secret transponders in the devices that control traffic lights to a big computer under buckingham palace the white house and the Taj Mahal curry house near Leytonstone, East London They ask me questions I don't know the answer to and then hide the answers, although the true paranoia is beyond them, somebody stole the truth first the truth isn't out there.

Skeezer Meany's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know there is someone reading this right now. Scary.

beverly's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

everyone is always looking at me, wanting me, wondering about me, wishing something of me, or whining to my ears

aisha's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

how can paranoia be rational? i rescued my paranoia from my father when he tried to take it from me but now wish i'd let him have it with the good grace he never gave me.

TekSass's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm *that* tall...do you think?

simple servant of the vast countenance's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Sometimes I feel a wild urge in my soul, groping for the surface and screaming to be felt. I dont know why or when it comes. But thats when my writing hand is closest to the raging beast that consumes my heart...

Al's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have explicit proof of corn cobs being used as mind control devices. They come so cleverly concealed in the supermarket with those golden knobs concealing the true malicious nature, world domination and mind control. Once you have inserted to golden kernals into your digestive tract then you are under the total control of the cob. Free will is a thing of the past. Once you are crossed to that point then your doom is sealed. I did this and believe me its a living hell. The cob as I refer to it as, lives on top of my nightstand. It constantly is telling me what to wear, how to act ect. It is forcing me to wear acid washed jeans and compromise my hygiene habits by hiding my soap. Heed my warning!

Erica's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

All these damn multiple choice questions are just another way to shut me up and choose between equally incorrect responses. This little square is my only forum for free speech here and you'll probably cut it short or something. Can't a human being speak for Christ sake? Call up a number on the phone and get only as many choices as can be assigned to the buttons on the phone. Do you think I can honestly respond to the questions above when they only give me shotty alternatives. This is not a site for black and white responses. This surrealism for Christ sake, not math.

eugene keam's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

sorry -- i've done enough rambling in my art history class.

Bill's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I would like to trust someone.Myself included.

Glenn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You already know why.

Luke's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm not sure if you're talking about aliens and the such but the only paranoia used to be about my girlfriend cheating on me, now I am confidente she won't, seeing we're now engaged. BTW, we're both 16 :-)

Ndyja99's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

what is rational?

Benja's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

bible code in tora spells ADOLF HITLER, SIX MILLION, JUDAISM and GERMANY have you ever herd of the bible code? (in hebrew version of old testament...aka TORA)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

rationality is paranoia inversed

Brian's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't prove it, but everyone else knows.

Squirrel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I am a squirrel!

Citizen Khan's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The baby Jesus told me so. Are you sure this is safe?

Karl Marx's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can tell by the many hearings by the likes of Joseph Mccarthy and their plans for eliminating my supporters and my philosphies.

myxptlyk's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why would you ask if it weren't.

Technocrat's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am in no danger. No-one's out or in to get or put me.

Chled Chledychledchledchledchledchledchledchledchledchled's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I think paranoia is defined as an irrational fear; so I would have to say its irrational. However, if you may have meant simple fears or things that I'm scared of, I could tell you that, yeah, they are pretty well founded. I can tell because whenever I hang around certain parts of town long enough I inevitably get mugged or my car stereo gets stolen.

gerard's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'd go into detailed and itemized explanation, but they're watching me right now.

Kaos's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

(Andre Breton frightens me - I can't look at him.) if others comme moi exist, Paranoia should be rampant

Mary "Lucky" Fortuna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they're still following me, they have my social security number and intend to use it to ruin my good name and credit, the black helicopter is hovering over my backyard, i'm shivering, it's so cold here, can't you please help me, are you there? what? what the hell do you mean by that? who the hell do you think you are? i know who you are, you nefarious bastard, what the hell are you staring at? do you still love me? even if i have big sores all over my chest? do i smell okay? am i rambling again? i'm so sorry, really, i didn't mean to offend you, oh god i did it again, didn't i, i'm so very, very sorry, what can i do to make it up to you? will you ever forgive me? what the hell was that? who's at the door? why does the phone just keep ringing and ringing, and when i pick it up there's no one there? god it hurts...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

im not paranoid just a little cautious were ever i go what ever i do etc. in fact im rather insulted at that question. what do you mean by that?

Jeremiah Seabird's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If it were not, would I be here?

Bumblebee's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

<whimper>

andy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

someone is reading my mind right now they want to know my secrets they are stealing my ideas that i stole from them when i used to be one of them but i figured out about the organization and got away with at least some sanity. but now they are after me and the only way to protect your thoughts is to wear a lead helmet but that of course causes lead poisoning, which is quite underrated and even the lead doesn't even work all the time but it works for the really big thoughts

honeyed silence's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

they locked me in a closed psychiatric unit for doing nothing but being myself.

you's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

why are you people asking me all these questions /all these questions /o

Andrew, son of my dad.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There are difinitely, without a doubt way too many potatoes being covered with cheez-wiz (forgive me for using the word) And I would have to say without a doubt that my foot is growing faster than my head. My telivision hates you. I hate my television. Shutup!!!! YOU! STOP! my foot hurts. Its all gone too far. We all think we have problems we don't have. But if you sit on a spike for long enough, it really begins to hurt. In fact. Im sitting on a spike right now. STOP LYING!!! Im not sitting on a spike. Not even a mere thumbtack. But there is a screwdriver right in front of me. I want to stab my hand. Wait a second. I was writing about the sheer quantities of potatoes wasn't I? They're trying to kill me you know. All of them. Not meaty enough. OW!!! Stupid fu@#ing screwdriver! The potatoes made me do it.

Joyce's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You know there is a lot of technology out there, you're just not smart enough to know how to use it all. But, believe that the government has enough money to buy people who know how to use it. You wake up every day with certain assumtions about life, like the government hasn't hired private detective to follow you, or you're under no immediate threat by aliens, or no meteor is going to hit the earth that day, but do you know the odds of a meteor hitting the earth, I read that they're pretty high. So I don't know if I'm paronoid, it's just that I keep in mind all these things that are possible, that could happen, that really aren't even all that unlikely when you think about it.

Mahatma H Nobel-Faraday II's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Look, I don't even trust myself. Anyway, who told you i am paranoid? The same person who prevented the caps-shift from working on that 'I' back there, I'll bet. Really, I shouldn't be typing this. I am being watched. Constantly. No, I am. I have a chaperone.

Kirk McKinlay's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

rumbeling in the walls name spelled out sidways by large personality icons

jon Love's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

leave me alone

Peggy Sue's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because Arts little jimmy talks to me while he sucks farts in bed. And bites off the toe nails of the fat girl.

paul's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

sometimes late at night i feel they may come back

Yvan Greenberg's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm not going to tell you anything.

Pax's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am completely in love with Words... so much so that I've had to give them divinity: Venus. I can't stop looking inside of myself at this empty black hole of Venus Descending. That blonde bitch. She lays with so many. Makes love to so many. Bares children to them, too. ME? Me she fucks. She crawls in through the window at 3am, drunk and horny, when she has no one better to do. And I let her. I'll take whatever I can get. I fuck her long and hard, with my entire body, because loving her with my heart just isn't enough. I feel her not only in the Artistically approved places like my soul, and my attic, but I also love her with my throat, from underneath my fingernails, with the lining of my stomach... with the heat of my vagina. Paranoid? Me? In full realization that this INK that courses through my veins instead of blood is going to fucking kill me one day? Or worse - that I've resigned myself to that demise, but never thought it would take so damn long. Oh, yeah. The little genious inside us all. Baby Beetovens, Little Bukowski's. Let me tell you something, my fellow sinners: Knopf Publishing is the Boogieman.

M.C. Fine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Becuase I found myself portrayed as the main character in a cartoon series and she was saying the things I think only to myself, but she said them aloud, and I knew that the operation was more than just explorative...

jarrett's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The way I know it is... Every event of the past, and the future if you consider non-linear time or time looping yadda yadda, leads to the preasant event. The events then yields the future or past yadda yadda Since it is natural to fear the unknown and if your smart to fear the known even more I would say I am one of the ignorant who know too much

jon Love's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because I know that out of all of humanity there are none who have ever had a modicum of the confrontations by the reified LOGOS of the extant Universe such as have I! I didn't make it and I won't be responsible for it! So get off my back and carry this son-of-a-bitch your own self!

SirDenny's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who knows what eyes and sniffers are checking out what i'm typing right now? not that i don't mind the attention.... but there are some things that should be left private.

steve's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

there are people following me

Daniel Nooter's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because I actually keep detailed dossiers of all the nameless faceless people who are out to get me, so I should probably know that if I am every accosted by one of them in a dark alley, holding a Barbie doll to my face and yelling "Admit that it really looks like a woman! Admit it!!! Women's legs really are 2/3s of their bodies!!!!!" then I can calmly ask them if they remember their 11th grade Spanish class when, after cutting for 8 1/2 straight weeks and finally returning to an oral exam that s/he knew nothing about, s/he was called on first and consequently, gasped, sighed, sweared, and sweat, and finally managed "mi padre no esta aqui ahora; puede usted revolver en martes?" causing the class to erupt in laughter and invoking within him/her a traumatic fear which has remained with him/her to this day, and has prevented him/her from ever having had adequate sexual relationships with wo/men. So, what me worry?

Raheem al-Maqtul Bey's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

All human perception is paranoiac. It is integral to our way of processing the universe through our labyrinthine grey matter. To watch is to be watched Paranoia is the catalyst to civilization and technology. It is truth, justice, & the American way of life!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm here aren't I?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The guy in the loose white coat outside the door explained it once to me prior to the injection but I forgot the reason.

Walter Johnson (optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Self-portraits(Rambling permitted)

Bryan Hunter's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I was just going to ask you the same question.

jason's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just look in the mirror, they're cloaking devices don't work in there. See, I TOLD you so...

suza's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

paranoia runs rampant thru my veins like a drunken driver, oops just missed the myocardial infraction...or the time i saw richard nixon at a as station on the east side of milwaukee.(Rambling permitted)

Paradoxos Alpha's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I was assassinated by the Bavarian Illuminati at the age of 18. Just last year, I was offered as a human sacrifice to Cybele. The Universe is plotting my obsolescence, as definitively proven by my incipient fatherhood.

Grynnan Barrett's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'll tell you,just don't scream at me.Smetimes I let the universe borrow my clothes.She puts them on and it appears like i am wearing them inside out.She never says thank you.

YobananaboY's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who wants to know? and is it really your bussines and if so you are the source of my paranoia

shaine alaine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

ask the moster hiding under my bed

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know this, because everyone around me, friends family the like refuse to see it. I have been threatened on more than one occasion, 23 to be precise, with commitment and heavy medication. Such vehement denial of what is obviously real proves that they are all covering up for what is going on. The lurkers in the night will come for me soon, but I will be more alert than they expect, for I do not take those medications their doctor's prescribe for me.

Mike Flannery's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well ah you know how it is, you see this guy walking down the street behind you and its all good right? well so you keep walking and realize that this guy is walking the same distance behind you for the past twelve blocks... this is not right and you know it what do you do then? do you turn around and confront the dude or do you try and lose him or do you duck into the next available doorway and get your knife ready? i have this problem as often as i answer surveys truthfully.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Why are you asking all these questions? Have you heard something?

anti-nothing's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

humans are curious.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i could say it all without saying enough, man.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

yes

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

this will not show up in the papers, right?

a soluable fish's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am paranoia.

me's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My name is Guinievere.

(The)Dewar Walls's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

You get the freedom, when you lose it.

Peter Denton's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

What do you add to instant water?

Pseudoannie & pseudojohn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Until I understand why I am behind this pair of eyes, I will continue to be suspicious.

Paco's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Once I saw the eyesplash along the far wall, it was too late to tell a goatherd from a corn chip surprise at a particular breakfast; nobody was watching, though, so it was pretty safe, or so I thought . . . .

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well, what to think when i awake and my esacpe from the suburbs has become suburbanized?

miasma's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

completely irrational. MY EYES START TO SWELL, MY LIMBS START TO SEND NEOLOGISMS TO VARIOUS OTHER PARTS, MY VOICE JUMPS DOWN SOMEONE ELSES THROAT.

saltrese@bvsd.k12.co.us's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I don't think it's safe to fill this out

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

i think pepl r looking @ me from the CORNERS!!!!!!!!!!!

your name's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

well when it is/was irrationed to me is when i got it compleat

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You all perpetually watching me

imeing froomersmelt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You will use this statement against me. I know you will.

Roger HENDERSON's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It all makes perfect sense.

Steele's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There are little men in boxes all over the world watching us. I've seen them. They just talk and pretend they don't notice us, but they're watching us. There's thousands of them, trapped these little boxes! Can't you see them?! Can't you feel their beady little eyes watching you?!!!!!!!!

eL gremliN's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

How can I tell? Who would ask that but someone who KNEW? Huh? I can tell, cuz they (i.e YOU) are watching everything I do, and you're all up in my HEAD, dig? Readin on my THAWTS, my fears, my fantasies (lucky you[they]). So don't you ask ME how I can tell, Jack, cuz you damned well NO.

zzelda's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They are all out there. I can hear them now. They won't say my name if I am listening.

j/-\s0N_'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

why are you asking me that question?

Soodow Nymn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I found it in a deep wet hole

mark hawkins's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Midgets follow me. The hideous Snuggle bear is in my laundry examining my skidmarks.

the adhesive fairy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I have this fear and it's really uan98c2p198n4p9c 2c374907b079p07p073P0949705)@Q)$& 4923o4n93n 3vn3nv 38950n30983p p390 kq3j lkjwo8u q3 3o 3

dcj's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I really can't talk about it here.....O.K? They'll hear me.

Optional's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Navane twice a day

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my toenails are realy tacking implant implanted by a group of dead(not realy though)greek men in togas. The use the implants to shock at 6;00 every day as well as at othe random intervals

ZEN's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why do you need to know, huh!

Dik Tibbetts's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I told you than you would know why I know about you and you would change your methods to stop me from knowing then you would send the men back to my house and they would take me away again and use the needles. the aliens would help them and i would hurt all over ow ow ow the merory still hurts. make the hurting stop. I know that you are doing this to me stop stop stop I will find where you live and hunt you down like and animal you cannot escape from me I will make the voices stop you are the voices i dont want to kill my mommy i like the baby, don't kill the bunny the bunny is better than you I will kill you to save the bunny die die die...

jim clancy's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

every one seems to be against me including old people small children and woodland creatures as well as nature. they are all against my god like divinity

vanny's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I believe cats are aliens they implanted a probe in my left shoulder

josh morgan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Whiter whites and brighter colors and your children might have tumers but they'll have pride in their grandparents socks. give me Tv love you kiss me Hershies love you watch you kiss me nestlies sold me a candy bar and I shot my parents and I shot my children and they sold me a gun and now its time for cherri cordials and now its time for cadberri eggs.

David Boyle's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If things were really as they appeared to be, we wouldn't have so many questions about them.

UbU's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

Zardoz the ever-living's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

You trying to get inside my head?

Jinx's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

My teeth have an unearthly glow that can only be the result of radioactive tracers planted in my numerous fillings while I sleep (Mouth-breather)

Why?'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It's not paranoia if everyone really IS out to get you

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because when i forget about it i feel much better

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it is well founded in some kind of machine shit

fern's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

WATER IS AN EVIL EVIL SUBSTANCE

Surrounded by Idiots's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Solipsism is its own reward.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I don't know. I'm too afraid to find out.

David's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can't tell you.

jeff's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

catalytic anesthetising of our cultures free radicals has been obstructed for too long by the anti-oxident vitamin man who sits on the corner lacking a plan

Rhiannon's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you so curious?

Wayne's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I was always paronoid, but it was too much trouble, so I ran from it. Now I have no fear of paranoia, accept it and indulge freely in consentual situations!

Grace's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I see them standing behind in the mirror. Why are they there? What is it about me that they find so irresistable/ I am a veritable psycho magnet, I tell you.

The Chimp's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

only when surgically or chemically induced

Claude Balls's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I love them; they want to kill me; what a beautiful arrangement

keisha's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because THEY never seem to find me. THEY don't ever ruin my credit, spill coffee on my keyboard, or make me give myself over to the capitalistic-scum-sucking-Gods-of consumerism-- I do all these things to myself. Maybe THEY just know how to hide... maybe, THEY is ME!

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I've seen them in my sleep.

Zill's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I AM NOT DERANGED I tell you!!!

Deft Touch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think therefore i am

Tia Lagargye's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(ambling permitted)The world is a bowl of 3-legged salamanders floating around in a bowl full of jello, I think... Now how rational does that sound to you smart ass? But I love ya!

Kara's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

it's well founded because they are all out to get us. Not to think so would be ignorant.

Wes Fleming's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

As I am the only conscious being which exists in my reality, then theoretically the government which I believe claims to control me through its laws should actually have no juristiction over me, as it does not exist, and so I should not truly be worried.

whitetrash's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It comes to me as a burning sensation in/on/around/near/in another state/close to my genitails?

Not Galadriel.'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Shan't ramble, you never know who might be watching - duck!

maria oblongata's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I had myself followed, but I lost them.

Clay Templeton's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I don't know.

Jenny Bryan's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

all of the above I think the curtains are attempting to devour me.

The Grand High Penguin's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

the problematic juxtaposition of these ontological micemen and my penguin forces creeps.

Flynne Bondolini's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

loss of coherent cohorts

seain's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because the Dark Creatures come knocking late at night, and try to get me from time to time.

Lyle Nisenholz's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I now understand the purpose of this web sight as a CIA cover to round up us computer art nerds by taking a cencus on their attitudes and creating a drug that will destroy us.

walrus@juno.com's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

5 out 6 times, the big frog following you is real.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I had an undercover policeman in my car today !!! AND there are 2 outstanding warrents for my arrest.

Les Ismore's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

No! Yes? Please...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know exactly what's going on in my head and I know exactly why it's there.

your name's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

El Cid has got my gun

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the only type of paranoia that consumes me is paranoia crtitical vision which can be extremely disturbing. Essentially it is looking at "the UGLY" which is a skill and talent which is underrated as well as ignored in our culture... within the surrealist spirit, I am at once fearfully repelled, and yet antagonizingly attracted to "the UGLY"

sasha's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because i am not paranoid.

TazManiac's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

They're standing outside the door waiting to take me to the funny farm and a life without harm and woe!!!!

sarah r.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

None of your business.

Rev. Father POPE SiGRiD Fenderson V, KSC etc.'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

You really think those pictures in magazines aren't survailence shots of you, digitally retouched to look like other people?

I'm a liar's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm a gonna git you sucka! I use to have this liitle rock and somebody stole it now you guys is makin me angry!!!! I'm mad!!@@ I'm so fuckin pissed off!!???

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just because YOU are paranoid doesn't mean I'm not out to get you.

Poisoned Ooze Toad's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

That's easy - I'm a teacher and they're ALL out to get me. I was in Romania, and they were DEFINITELY out to get me there.

James V. Cervantes's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

YOU expect me to tell YOU?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, my shadow growls a lot.

gabriel's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

How did you know!!??!! They got to you, didn't they..... Well they won't get me! I know who they are! I saw one at the bank, he thought he was being clever, but I know!!! I know!!! HA HA HA!!!

Tim Drage's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I watch the X files, which is produced by the FBI in collaboration with the worlds major governments, in order to hide the REAL cover-ups from the human beings.

jon Love's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you bastards!!!!! You tricked me into this again, didn't you?

Eric Domazlicky's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Becuase I often believe that I am being watching by a million little bacteria that some believe to be just little unconscious biological chemicals BUT REALLY they are nothing more than small invisble microscopic and sometimes deadly eyes for the reiligous establishment. I take anti-biotics to cleanse my body every day.

josh morgan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Massive self-perpetuating systems are constantly evolving that are fueled by the of non-concious needs of humanity. Their hiding microphones in my hemeroids.

la reine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You're after me right now.

karen anne's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If I was completely rational, I wouldn't be paranoid, now, would I?

TLALOC's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

WELL FOUNDED.

Melissa's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am paranoid for numerous completely rational reasons. I work in a place where there are lots of guns and lots of people trained to use them.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am paranioedd of knives and to much jail time and stuff like that!

Barnacle Bob 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Whenever I rpay, I find I'm talking to Hoot Gibson.

Matthew Friday's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the university police just raided my studio and confiscated all my art supplies, which bear a striking reseblance to loaded shotgun and a large amonut of explosives.

E. Rubin-Vega's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

you exist

ruby's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The earth is being taken over by aliens who intend to loot and pillage and leave a trail of mcdonalds in their wakes!! Beware, with every fry consumed by humans, the aliens get progressively fatter and fatter (they live somewhere that is called wall street). I hear they're into computers, too. Something about doors, or ceilings, or windows.

someone's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(Rambling freely for 1 hour)...

nor-aliCe's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, now and again I get the feeling that, somehow, I don't know how, everything in the universe is connected. And it's up to me to figure out how or (*strong sense of dread*) Something Horrible is going to happen to me. But I have no way of affecting whether or not I'm going to succeed - that's already been decided long ago by Someone Else, and the only thing left for me to do is wait and see...

peter ekman's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

pick a guess

Glen Gallier's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

What paronoia? And WHY do you want to know?!?!?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I have reviewed my CIA and NSA security files in a vision at the supermarket meat counter. They both complimented my good manners and Churchillian capacity for drink. However they did conclude that ongoing human tests of pasta additives remained vital to National Security.

jon Love's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

previous rant removed easy...my previous rant has been removed from these pages becasue they were too non-sensical

hmmm...'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

(Rambling permitted- but I don't) because I don't know why I do

Big Chikeee(optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I think your "question" about the primitive and superstitious native is an insidious and odious example of the creeping neo-colonial attitude on the net. Please flagellate yourself.(Rambling permitted)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everyone in this computer room is staring at me, I can feel their icy stares on the back of my neck.

Pauline's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't think that is any of your business. Who are you, anyway?

Leicmon's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm as naive as the next guy. I make my way through life by making mistakes and learning from them, rather than sitting back and waiting for someone else to prove what's right or wrong.

leighton zenon taylor's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

who are you to permit me to ramble? so this your site. ooh. look at the big guy now. i bet he sure wishes everyone from school could see him now. probably cause i antagonize authority, structure (like yours which you can stick in you hiney)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

bob dole has an idenity. really.

Katherine's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, that's the point isn't it?? I can't tell you!! And it's not an ethical question either...it's a matter of safety!! I mean, if I tell you, you'll tell some one, and then THEY'll tell some one and before you know it every one know!! Including THEM!!! I mean, okay, so a few people know about the whole Chris Carter thing, and if I had that to do all over again I probably wouldn't. I know now it was a mistake, but there really isn't anything I can do about it now. I just have to get on with my life. Which means keeping the rest of it under wraps. And hoping THEY won't catch on I KNOW. I KNOW THE TRUTH. And even though I know the TRUTH I can't tell you. I'm just a Keeper of the Truth, I'm not an "Enlightener" When the Others decide you're "ready" to Know, an "Enlightener" will contact you. The Others have to be sure you're not one of THEM, and I'll warn you it might be in the strangest place at the strangest time, and the "Enlightener" could appear in a strange form, but you'll KNOW. And you'll be made aware if you're a Keeper or an Enlightener or a Warrior or maybe even a Gatekeeper, if you're really lucky, that's the best job!! Like when the Others decided I was ready I was building a fire in my fire place and there was this huge black widow spider on a log that scared the heck out of me because I almost touched it, and then who knows what would have happend!! Anyway, as the fire consumed the spider I heard the Truth in it's dying screams!! But I kinda messed up, cause it was an Enlightener, and I killed it, so I was only allowed to be a Keeper. Oh!! I've probably said too much already!! I can't even be trusted to keep the Truth!! Now the Others will be displeased!!

Leslie Kleinberg's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I saw you install that videocamera behind my bedroom wall. My footprints are dusted. My hormones are being monitored. I sign my name on the dotted line; the time is duly recorded.

Shereen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Why the hell can't I get rid of the dot ?? The answer to that is neither. I have no paranoia. (Except for my theory that I'm a subject in an experiment and everyone around me knows it and are taking part)

ss#542-08-1550's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The communicationS decencY acT was passed by alien cyborgs with no intentions of really (a/e)ffecting our human(e) intelligence.

brendan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The transmitter implanted in my sinus cavity tells me I should be worried.

Your Name Here's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If anything in the world were rational, would every word spoken until the second millenium spell out the forbidden name of god leading to the destruciton of consciousness?

steve's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

well my cat told me about the feds and my goldfish told me about the aliens and i figured they must be pretty reliable so's I's sayz da myself ookk theyz out da git mae but i's goona git 'em firs'

Aphex's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I found it well

Albert A. Clay's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They must be out to get me... They act like their my friends, they spend time with me... It's an excuse to know me better so they can manipulate and torment me with greater skill, the bastards...

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

four brothers, army colonel father and latin mother ... come on' - what do you think?

Loki's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

See reference below to nameless entities about which the mass of humanity is dangerously ignorant, and My Problem Child by Albert Hoffman.

Scrafford's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I permit rambling on company time.

The Mugician's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I tell you, everyone will try to ruin me with the information. They ALL want to ruin me!

lee worden's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who wants to know?

Greg's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I really feel quite good today.

Rev. Father POPE SiGRiD Fenderson V, KSC's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It all starts back about 40 000 years ago. Gruad the Greyfaced decided to really fnord things, released a Yog Sothoth, blew up upper Atlantis, downed lower Atlantis, then high-tailed it to the Tibetan mountains. Since then my life has become increasing and most irrationally full of completely well-founded paranoia, not just because everyone is out to get me, but really (and this is the part) because they've already got me, sold me, and I've been sitting on their mantlepiece for 23 years now. Of course, I could mention the Illuminati by name. But then I'd have to kill me. So I'll make you mention them by name instead. ... ... <koff> ... HA! didn't think you'd say it, did you? Well, don't worry - even Chris has problems with it sometimes. But there's a new cream on the market that you can get which takes care of the annoying rash, thus allowing you to live an almost reasonably comfortable life. Just don't live mine. It's still under warranty.

Jesse "Jigs" Walker's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who put the wax in my ears? Answer me that, will you! And how did you know about my paranoia, anyway? Was it Maria? That bitch!

forgotten's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

bssfss

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia is gasoline, make ride and pollute

jeli ian neck(optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

please stop you're hurting me

Ralph McGinnis's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The MAn Is cOmINg aND SoON he WilL Take mE away, JUST Cuz I Read that booK And Dosed thaT OnE Time At The Carly simon Concet IN FlInT Mi.

Axaxaxax Mlo's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The walls have ears, even if theyre all attached to the seventeenth centrury portraits I bought as an investment and the primitive idols I looted.

Redcap (avec Wit)'s paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

many a therapist has told me so but what do they know they're in on it, too

jeff the lynks's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my mother was jesus?

Reece R. Dano's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

rambling permitted? what the hell is that supposed to mean? you're trying to mean something else, aren't you?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It's reality, man!

rachel I kerley's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can just tell

Francis Heaney's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I cannot divulge that information on an unsecured channel.

Lord Chrisna's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I don't know, who told you?

Daniel Postellon optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they are not out to get you.

Bokonon's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

The squirrels sent you, didn't they?

Michelle's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

it keeps me coming and coming and cumming back for more

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

once again, you have created a misleading dichotomy designed to point out one of my eccentric body forms and once again I must express my disgust and resentment at your insensitive staring at this typeface...how dare you examine me like so much mucus(sputum) stuck to the end of your spouse's finger? my truly trivial respiratory system seizes and mewles at the thought of your invasive, scraping penis spine scratching at the secret itches of my solar plexus and soft palate...for shame.

Xerxes Alexandrovitch's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Makes awsome tasty plays!

tim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranoia keeps me company and is an asset.take away my paranoia and i fracture into a state of level psychosis and go and live in the suburbs

N/A's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

It's cast concrete, but I'm already getting an oxygen torch.

The fool's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am proud of being crazy. I no longer fear losing my sanity. Plus it gives me privacy when ever I want it.

Glyn's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because everyone's told

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Its logic is like ART.It is a fiction which insists on existing.

Josh Ronsen's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'd show you my notes, but I'm afraid you'll tell them about it.

Rick's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Are you shore that your not going to pass this information to a goverment?

Derrida on crack's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because there are instructions on the back of condom boxes

Napoleon's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

At least my psychologist tells me so.

Mr.Friday's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

There is this guy down the hall that always opens his door exactally at the moment I open mine, every day. He only says " The post-cartesian fear of dialation is the only rational reaction to what is behind door number three" Which is strange because that is exactally what i am thinking at the time.

Lara's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I no longer have a sense of "home." I can't experience the UNCANNY because I have no CANNY.

Ozob.Clone's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They already got me.

Onan Isticfingerdipper's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

...a long time ago.....well >> I didn't do it; but they said I did! so, I am never more paranoid than when I suddenly realize that I'm not feeling paranoid! Boy! That's scary as hell! OOOPS! Isn't the CIA/KGB/FBI monitoring these machines now? Heard something about that and all of these screens are black today!

anne kaider's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Since I have no money or fashionable clothing, who in their right mind would bother picking on me? So those people stalking me night and day, trying to lure my cats away, sending Email to the FBI about my suspicious activities - etc, etc, must be figments of my active imagination. Ergo, I am obviously an irrational paranoid and have a right to say so.

Ted's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I cain't. I CAIN'T. How can YOU tell. Do you know something I don't? What aren't you telling me???

Apple Woman's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i don't want you to know

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I just know your looking at me.

T.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

As I'm typing this, I feel as if there are eyes watching every word, every letter, as they pop up on the screen...someone is reading my Thoughts...and usually a event would occur that would confirm this.

paunger's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

when I was a young child, my dad raised protists. He always said he wanted me to be just like them. Dad was into the single-celled organism thing, so I brought home lice. He said they were small, but not single-celled. Now all I have is an itchy scalp and pubic area, and my dad left me and my family for a well-established amoeba family. My paranoia is well founded.

Rod Christopherson's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I suffer genuine paranoia not the synthetically and false induced kind that results from hard crank, crack, or meth. My struggle is one of pure natural deficiencies.

him's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My paranoia is both well founded AND completely irrational. It depends on the particular paranoia and the day of the week.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

the MIB's are with us everyday. They are of course invisible except for those they persecute. If they new I was righting this now they would chop off my consciousne

Suran Song's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

because I confuse myself trying to understand it.

FPainter's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm shakin' in my boots.

John Thomas's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because everytime I look over my shoulder somebody is laughing at me. You see, I know I have well-founded reasons for being paranoid.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I'm certain mutatuing viri are much better at adapting to the future than politicians

Carolyn Chick's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i am paranoid that one day, just one day soon, my teddy bear will come to life and kill me for all of the bad things which I have accidently done to it i never meant any harm but by throwing it across the room i became a better person.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because I know I'm right and everybody else is brainwashed.

Alan Scott's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

My very lack of temporal success and the total absence from my life of the fawning adulation of millions is _prima facie_ evidence of the vast conspiracy arrayed against me.

Huldra's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am continually questioning my view of rationality, therefore i am not sure if my paranoia is justified or not. Terseness has always annoyed me (except in the case of Simpletons), but i am a net virgin, therefore i will keep it to a verse, not a chapter.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

one can't . just a hunch. although if you put your ear up next to a carbattery, you can hear the conspiracy whispering.(Rambling permitted)

slinky's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

paranoia is, because it is ultimately the reason we act like we do. i believe in the x-files. i am in constant fear of being me, because, if i am really me, then i might know the truth, and that scares me.

just call me RB's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Who is sending me all those AOL disks? It's a conspiracy!!

NEMO's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE KNOWS JUST A LITTLE MORE ABOUT US THAN THEY SHOULD HAVE A REASONABLE RIGHT TO KNOW.

enegima(optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

my paranora is completely rational. Dustbunnies are evil minions of satan I have proof.

Josh's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because, despite what the doctors tell me, I KNOW that they're watching me. What the doctors say doesn't matter anyway, they're part of it anyway

andy k.'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

simply ...... i know.

Nate Gerheim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Yes I can tell. I told myself.

gertrude stein's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm a ramblin' man

Tony Daniel...'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

You try growing up and living in a major city,being shot at several times and hit once, caught up in many small riots, amongst many other nifty urban pastimes and not be just a liiiiitttl. paranoiid. Besides, what would you be if your parents tried to sell you to science?

Bob Supan's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Oh no ya don't...thought you could get me to talk, didn't you? You godforsaken tapeworms!

Leo A. Toznet's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Because absolutely nothing is "well-founded," my paranoia isn't either. Because absolutely everything is "completely irrational," so is my paranoia.

Rick's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

The F B I are spying on me right now.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

somewhat often, I find that there is an allusive clatter at the base of my infundibulum, which prompts associations as there can be found

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

alkefrierfa afjafjjka f rutabaga has left the building....................................................................

Orlene Baird's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am not paranoid. I merely understand the state of the as it is, a place of speeding buses and small gods (all hale Terry Pratchett). I realise that someone of my superior destiny can not be exposed to such rigors, and prefer to stay in my room from a sense of duty to the welfare of our planet that any so-called paranoia. I am not guilty of visions, hallucinations or strange voices giving precise and logical directions on the advisability of murder, no matter how seductive they become. In the immortal words of Tereska Gesing: What was that word is? Okay um yeah.

Kristen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I checked the knobs on my gas stove 5 times before leaving the house today to make sure they're in the "off" position, even though I haven't cooked anything since Monday.

del soba's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

well, i think it's hard for someone like y'all to understand

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

ack! ack! ack! ack! ack! ack! ack! ack! ack! ack!

Jim McClure's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I am curently writing you on the schools computer, about every four or five minutes the computers networking arrows on the upper left corner of the monitor flashes. If you buy a clock-radio thats the kind of life you're going to have.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because I pay 75$ a week to my shrink

Thomas Cox's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because they already GOT me...

(onothing or ducktape or nightshade or rainbow brite or sunflower's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

see, now i WOULD type "paranoia??? what paranoia!?!??!? what are you trying to say!?!??! or some other type or smart ass nonsense, but i have the feeling that many others do the same, so i will spare you the boredom (: i am not too paranoid... don't watch x-files or anything...( i don't like tv except for select movies and late night public access and err... outer limits are ok... and some other stuff...ok i like tv a little, but i almost never watch it...about 2x a month....) is this enough rambling? 'cause i can do lots more if you want...really...why, just the other day i was rambling and rambling ok this is really stupid now i will stop wait it was really stupid to begin with err.... *finis*

hood's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

because my psychic told me so.

Walker, Lord of the Mole People's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i steal things

MacGregor's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

(Rambling yep yep yup yup Which is correct?//?

Stacia 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I tell you they're looking at me

Heath Ivan Hewett's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

i'm interested in inherent problems with every thing . . . superiority trips . . . and paradox. (Rambling permitted)

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking? What are you going to do with the information? That's not fair and you know it. And who are you going to give the information to? You might be onto me, but little do you know that my name is not really (optiional). Ha!(Rambling permitted)

Tera Corazone's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Who would be out to ge me?

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Well, we slept together first, like we usually do. The correspondance was briefly David. Caste pilgrim. sober. softens daughter. But she expected that everything be up front that Samuel was not part of the excorcism hard won gains are not lightly taken At some point perhaps someone will take the time to publish a manual of glotal distinctions. Hmmm? Fisting

RottenHead's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Paranoia, interesting. Tell me about your mother.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

This is from Lady Raven - I don't get it.

Bryan Price's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Dee Hart's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I can be monitored on the phone at any time, p lus sometimes they count keystrokes around here. It's been a crazy year! But how do I know what I think until I see what I type?

Brian Barrett's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I am paranoid, but that doesn't mean that they are not out to get me

jen weintraub's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

In general, I am completely irrational at certain hours of the day. I think it starts out ok, and slips into being suspicious of things like my shoelaces

a whisper breathed by the breath of death's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I painted my fingernails blue the other day- well, no actually, thats not true- I had them painted blue- against my will by the Macoroni Hair people who- No, thats not true either- they were painted Magenta- but the rest is true- except for the part-

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

stop talking to me!!

Bob Brault (bro)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Let's see, MK ULTRA, "enemies list" revealed during Watergate hearings, all those victims of NRCs Cold War domestic radiation "experiments", the existence of behaviorism, TRW credit profiles, "I/codes" online, insurance investigators, the many uses of a social security number, etc.

Karl Schmidt's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

People are asking me leading questions that I cannot answer without seem ing somehow odd or deranged? THey are loaded in such a fashoin that my answerm no matter what it is, seems defamatory.

BOBBIE(optional)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

WHENEVER I GET THE FEELING SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME, I'M USUALLY RIGHT.(Rambling permitted)

NO's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because you asked....silly....

jvaska's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

, exactly my point.

Rick Hansen's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Wouldn't you like to know? You and all your snooping, conniving cyber-Hoovers lurking at the edges of some ill-attended newsgroup.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Events of my sleepy dreaming almost happen in the wakeful hours of each day. Examples: My teeth don't crumble in my mouth, but my crown has. My wife hasn't spilled countless glasses of juice, and cans of paint, but she does spill the occasional glass of water.

MAX's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

aion a rap that says it all.

Mike 's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

This culture digest every thought for comdity My family was a sociological experiment , ther wher cameras hidden in my house.WW

msg's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Why are you asking me this question?

RAE's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Nothing in my life is rational, especially my paranoia.

K. Cranford's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Im sorry I refuse to disclose such information, it might tend to incriminate me. So it isn't exactally right, consider it the4 1/2 amendment. Don't be so critical. What gives you the idea I am parinoid and whose to judge such things? (Rambling permitted) I never ramble..I Hudson (That's an old car joke. son)

Eric's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

time itself is arrayed against me! Small (and large) objects appear and disappear at will from my life. This points to only one thing... CONSPIRACY!

Gabor's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

They are standing behind me all the time.

Esther 's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I'm so deeply drowned in my paranoia that I can tell nothing. (Don't lose your hope, it will be another time)

james's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I've been to Jail. I've lead marches in front of jails. I'm against the death penalty. This is Texas. My spedomiter is broken. I never know if I'm speeding(or spelling)

Zim's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I know it, man....I know it.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I can't

Steve Shimada's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

umm..

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everyone's out to get me

Parallax's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Everybody knows that Hoover has a file on everybody. Or did. He's dead isn't he?

Wolf (David Crossman)'s paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

No one has tried to steal my anti-paranoia pills.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Because everyone is out to get me. What other reason is there

Jon's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

Feds just don't quite blend in... The cars are just a little too new for this neighborhood.

Carolyn Hendra's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I believe that children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way. Think of all the beauty they possess-- I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for mu lobe, loves going to leave me. And I'm too secy fof Hokked on Phonizc. sorry, myother personallities took over the internet. i know that I am weoll foundeed ly paranoid because there is man outside my head that keeps trying to get in he keps trying to get in he keeps trying to get in please make him go away I'm scared of the boogie man and he;'s trying to; get in ploease don't let themk take me away me a way just becausre I'm the worst typer in the worlrd! Chow Babe

Bryan Donnell's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

Why do you ask?

Keith Dorwick's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

It's clearly by definition not true that everybody is out to get me. Why would they care? How would they even know who I am?

Gillian 'Mad Skirt' Jaysmith's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I believe that my meta-irrationality gives me a permit to be utterly wrong about myself, not necessarily before I'm utterly right about myself. With this in mind, there's not a whole lotta room for other things to be in mind. So I forgive myself my trefoils and let other people use their trefoils against me.

An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

I was sideswiped by a bus on my bike, my band broke up and my best friend moved ALL ON THE SAME DAY! This happens alot.

Mark Thomas's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

I recently directed a multi-billion dollar telephone play which starred all the cats and Thai Fireheads I have ever owned. The cats were brave, hostile platters of blue gibberish, and the fish were exchanged for 12 unlabelled 78 RPM records which had been discarded by the Brooklyn Public Library.

andrew's paranoia is:

well founded

How can you tell?

wait a minute to,e eimte time is running out!

Dan Lyke's paranoia is:

completely irrational

How can you tell?

If it were well founded they would have done away with me already.
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