(Rambling permitted)
Daniel's paranoia is:
well founded
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it is what i think and they are out to get me.
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well founded
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Stop staring at me.
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emi's paranoia is:
well founded
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i dont belive a word of it, and i'm usually wrong
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well founded
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why do you ask?
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completely irrational
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nobody else will tell me if im onto something or just on something
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well founded
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because they talk to me in the street. trying constantly to catch my eye. monopolize my attention. take things without asking. they've even stopped trying to hide the snicker behind their hands.
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completely irrational
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i'm not telling you that. you can't make me. stop
asking me.
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well founded
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Life has proved I'm an outsider. Murphy laws suit me
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completely irrational
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Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness. I just made that up from something I pillaged once (or twice). Paranoia is always completely irrational, it only works well that way. If an attempt to rationalize becomes pronounced, it becomes true fear and no longer is enjoyable on the same level.
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Diego's paranoia is:
well founded
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Just cuz im paranoid peepin out my mini blinds dont mean people aint out to get me
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well founded
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Voices, voices, voices.
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well founded
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they want me to leave then leave when i return
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Jessie's paranoia is:
well founded
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Many People Say When I'm In new Places With Them They Will Hear Nothing While There ARe voices Talking
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completely irrational
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it rushes into my eyes when i flick off the light
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well founded
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i strongly believe that i have killed all these pigeons
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well founded
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been busted far too many times not to know.. sitting at this very moment with a lamp-switch hooked up to my very door.. but whyyyy do u wonder?
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Amanda's paranoia is:
well founded
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My paranoia is well founded in the Orwellian prole's hopes, in Freudian dreams, and Goyan imagery.
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yunis's paranoia is:
well founded
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Every time I tell myself I'm just being irrational in my suspicions, things turn out precisely the way I suspected initially.
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Einna's paranoia is:
well founded
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They made up be down. Then I fell to the left of the righthandside of Darwin.
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well founded
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i don't like the word paranoia. agitation is much better.
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Ben's paranoia is:
well founded
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Paranoia must contrain some truth or else it would not exist. It's very existence is evidence to it's foundation in some reality. Am I rambling yet? I do hope I am! I wish to be known as a rambler. Is that egocentric? I do hope so! That would mean I was arty, etc.
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eva's paranoia is:
well founded
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well founded paranoia...remember, if they really ARE out to get you, it's not paranoia??? It's just wrong anymore to care, or be warm and pleasant, and just stupid to help anyone. i am clearly being bred out of the gene pool.
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alayna's paranoia is:
well founded
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most of the time its well founded. once, at a bead store, i held a necklace of skulls carved from human bones. ive been cursed ever since
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completely irrational
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It hides under the door mat.
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Trish's paranoia is:
well founded
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the entire universe is a mousetrap, waiting for me to wiggle my little nose and reach for the limburger.
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lara's paranoia is:
well founded
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everybody's paranoia is founded on smth:on their neurological troubles. paranoia is an illness,so don't take it that easy.
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Kel's paranoia is:
well founded
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if no one is truely after/watching/controlling me, i would more than likely have to invent a being to do just that. just for my own protection.
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Nick's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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I've been waiting for the world to end, my family to be killed off cruelly, and social structure to dissolve entirely. As far as I can tell, this hasn't happened yet. Unless it happened before I was born, in which case I guess I shouldn't worry after all.
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well founded
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I have a feeling that one day they will come and make me decide if I want to be a man or a woman, and I'm just happy being me.
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completely irrational
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The intent of Cauchy's equations were not to allow American hegemony
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rebecca's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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My shrink said so.
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Joe's paranoia is:
well founded
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They told me to know, so I found up.
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well founded
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its a little of both, well founded in that its based in reality, but completely irrational in that they're all trying kill me
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Kirk's paranoia is:
well founded
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I became wise as a child
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well founded
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Who wants to know, I knew this was a trap!
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tim)'s paranoia is:
completely irrational
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(just want to find her)
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completely irrational
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Except when it isn't. Or not.
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completely irrational
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If words could tell I wouldn't be telling them
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well founded
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life is a cruel mystery
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well founded
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If that is what drawing the water from looks means.
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well founded
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it it well founded and completely irrational
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well founded
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there are buzzing sounds in my ears. they are insectoid and loud. i sleep on them nightly and wake to find they have grown. how many nights may they grow?
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well founded
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I am never paranoid...or para-legal.
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well founded
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See, I knew you were goint to ask me that.
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Tuzgai's paranoia is:
well founded
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Of course it is, why bother asking?
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well founded
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Because the "Spy Guys" (and Gals) are on every corner, in every white van, are passerby's, always wear "spy glasses" that enable them to see who is behind and around them, and their favorite method (besides obvious, but clueless) way of pretending to cough or scratch their nose when they are actually talking into a hidden mike on their hand or wrist to let the other spy guys pinpoint my exact location. I don't know who is having more fun: me watching their obvious antics, or them watching me and acting like I'm worthy of such a waste of tax money.
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mary's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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I CANT. tell you
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Howl's paranoia is:
well founded
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Only a select few come close to understanding my mind. This is depressing. The others are scared and I know they are secretly plotting.
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Howl's paranoia is:
well founded
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Only a select few come close to understanding my mind. This is depressing. The others are scared and I know they are secretly plotting.
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well founded
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people suck
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Arty's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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am an actor....................
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well founded
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The radio broadcasts comfirm this.
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well founded
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by the fact of knowing that there is something which lurks in the shadows and that the lurker in the shadows is darker than the shadows, making a part of the shadow darker than the rest.
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gaurav's paranoia is:
well founded
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by the fact of knowing that there is something which lurks in the shadows and that the lurker in the shadows is darker than the shadows, making a part of the shadow darker than the rest.
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well founded
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Come on, take a look around. Hellen Keller could see that something is amiss.
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well founded
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I can't. Childhood trama probably. (or so they blame everything upon that)
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well founded
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even the ears have eyes!
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Dritan's paranoia is:
well founded
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because I verifye it by humiliating myself to a dolorously excessive rambling till I make others believe that it is as i say that they are an do, which brings me to believe(rightfully so) that is finally as I thought they were and doing and choosing also to forget that was me bringing them to the brink of confession helps establishing the cataleptic impossibility of the answer(to your question?)or..
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well founded
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Are you questioning my paranoia? Why do you want me to believe it's irrational?? YOU WORK FOR THEM. You do. I can feel it.
AHHHHH!!
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well founded
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Metal roses cut my flesh while i listen to the dead people and pigs and dogs and chicken that howl inside me, looking for a way out.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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your only jelous cause the voices are taslking to me >:-{
bush will destroy us all
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completely irrational
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Is there such a thing as well founded paranoia??
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jerry's paranoia is:
well founded
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i can always think of a logical reason as to why i'm paranoid. therefore, i can always make it seem to be senible, and sometimes i can convince my friends of the same.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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The taxidermized timber wolf head on the barroom wall is talking to me saying, "Why is my face frozen in this horrid scowl?" He says that he was peaceful and ready to go to earth through vulture feces, now he scowls down upon the tourists eating their hot wings and Chicken Caeser salads. How rational is that?
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well founded
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my children treat me like shit- no respect or love
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well founded
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everyones watching me~
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well founded
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well founded and irrational but not at all complete
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well founded
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i'm paranoid, that's how i can tell, plus the info comes to via Apple thru sputnik, comies really did take over the world, they just call it capitalism.
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zm's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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there's that song of DLM... balada o cutanu jecmenici..
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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Bush is real
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well founded
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Paranioa is healthy and good all citizens should cultivate such tendencies or be devoured by the unseen devices of crypto.
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Han's paranoia is:
well founded
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Hypocrisy haunts those who leave their fingerprints on it.
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completely irrational
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I never believe anything, and am constantly searching for more non-truths.
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Osiris the White's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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I can see the rabbit.
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completely irrational
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Reality is such a useless idea.
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well founded
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Eyes on the back of each finger follow every move and a tiny mouth has grown on my right ear lobe and constantly whispers that the only truth can be found hidden in a tin of cat food. But what tin? What brand? It says nothing of that.
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well founded
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Ninjas are good at not being seen or heard.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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none of my friends see the messages that i know exist there fore i must assume that i am the only sane man within my immediate circle of aquaintances
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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My friends agree with me.
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lick the knife's paranoia is:
well founded
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well, what would be the point of anything if my paranoia was irrational??? if i wasn't paranoid, then they won't have suceeded and i want them to because if they don't...
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well founded
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it all began in munich,year 1945.as i remember that was a bitterly cold winter,and i'd decided to sell my myself to old fritz,who just lived down the road,in the hope that..i give up.i know everyones paranoia is better than mine.ITS THE WAY I WAS BORN!some of us are just monsters.
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weRhere&itis2bad4U's paranoia is:
well founded
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By the paranoiac-critical method, of course!
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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there was a camera in the wall when i was 11.
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Katy's paranoia is:
well founded
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My paranoia is well founded because there has to be something that makes me feel that way. There has to be something...even if it is not what I think it is or what I am paranoid about, there has to be something that brings on a panic attack or feeling of paranoia. There has to be some higher power or hormone controling it, therefore there is some higher power or hormone attacking me...its there...its behind me..its in me....
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Lola's paranoia is:
well founded
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Why are you asking me that? No, tell me...WHY???
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well founded
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how come you have the liberty to ask all these questions but i cant ask you anything...why do i persist to answer your questions when i know you'll hack into my brain, steal my thoughts, and make allot of money off of me by making my ideas into fads?
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well founded
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Sight is not the only weapon.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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that red dot has been following me around.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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I AM A FINALIST FOR FANATIC OF THE YEAR
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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ICE CUBES IN MY VEINS
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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FOUND IT WHEN I REJECTED CIVILIZATION
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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they're watching me, in the walls... everywhere!
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well founded
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my head tells me so. that and i have just found a problematic juxtaposition in the ontological community concerning a certain Dr. S, Dr. M, and a taffy puller belonging to the county fair. if i don't watch out, the dr's and puller's cajoling will forever compell me to rummage for food that does not blong to me in various staff rooms.
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poyc23's paranoia is:
well founded
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because i can hear them tapping in the walls. from the side that holds the furniture.
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well founded
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I write poetry.
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Hoonos's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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But that doesn't mean it's unimportant.
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joy's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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well, i .... hmmmm.... why do you want to know?... did i.... do you,want something?
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well founded
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because they really are after me god dammit why else would it be well founded? Only when it's for real, it's not called PARANOIA FUCK FUCK FUCK HA! Can you take it? Being forced to see something different and odd and not quite right.
SHOOT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH
don't plague me. Pull me out of my misery noow.
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME
now?
please
*cries*
h
e
l
p
m
y
poor soul
cries out
for you
god.
does not exist
I am a nuicence to hoomany-ity cuz I cawnt spell.
sO SOOOOOOOOOOTH my soul
pppppoooooooour my guts out
and end my life.
I WILL RAMBLE
Sisters and Brothers...
put your hands in the air!
AND SAY:
I
DO
BELIIIIIIEVE
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well founded
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jesus wants me for my body...how can i not be paranoid?
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well founded
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what can i say, they had it coming.
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Nino Toro's paranoia is:
well founded
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I can't. Isn't that rational enough? four kryste's steak! This is know game, not A game. On your knees! I own this teXt boX!
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well founded
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I can't. Isn't that rational enough? four kryste's steak! This is know game, not A game. On your knees! I own this teXt boX!
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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no one watches me anymore.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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when I get paranoid,things turn out awfully.When I don't,the same thing happens.As u can see,only bad things happen to me,and I like to believe that when I do worry,it's because I can see the disaster coming.
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Gij Gothlow's paranoia is:
well founded
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Someone is scowling at me now.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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you got the feelin' about the eye in the ceilin'
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well founded
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woodpeckers inform me by morse-code.
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completely irrational
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no need to explain, just look at my hankerchief
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Conan the Librarian's paranoia is:
well founded
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I have learned to use projected paranoia - I tell people THEY are out to get them and then get a fix out of their anxiety. If I need a stronger fix - I say THEY got me and now they are after you - and if I need a really big fix - I say THEY got me and I told THEM it was your fault - so then I can get really anxious because THEY'LL want to get me for setting them up.
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Monsieur Moonbucket's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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I can't. Thanks for asking.
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Noah's paranoia is:
well founded
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Damn, I had this thought out real quick and simply like, and now I have a complete feeling of obligation to try and take advantage of my newly given right to ramble. I mean, I'm sure everyone else is doing it, and if i dont then I wont be cool and noone will love me.
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completely irrational
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One time, in a haze of psycilicyben, the true nature of everything was revealed to me, and I came to know that the universe is indeed unfolding itself as it should, and as long as I devote myself to being in harmony with the song of the universe, no harm can come to me. But it doesnt make me any less afraid of those crazy spinning hubcap things.
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well founded
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You
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lily jean's paranoia is:
well founded
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the sheep tell me so....and owen likes pancakes
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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Allow me to explain--or ramble, I guess. When the purpose of the means of the situation at hand as such it becomes to the place in which the meaning of the doings about the situation under foot will preceed to proceed to become clear.
In other words, underneath the pilings of the roof inside the building which happens to not say in what will be, it was in the place where as such it cannot.
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(johnoptional)'s paranoia is:
well founded
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i have no fear at all after god showed me his truth in all that is,past,presant,& future.he also showed me the level of satanic activity that is going on here in my house and told me that my job is to protect his kids and distroy all that is not of god,at this point about 90% of the world.all i have to do is speak the word of god and it shall be so. it dosen,t mean that the satan & his sidekicks have stop pestering me, i am just takeing more joy in stepping on them in bigger amounts. p.s. did you know that all humming birds are about to become extinct,seems they pickted on the wrong cat.
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well founded
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Because the men who come to clean garbage off the lawn of the condemned property next door are just in too good of physical condition. And why do they need walkie talkies to clean up garbage. Also... things that I only say over the telephone get said back to me by people with whom I have never spoken. Worse... things I only say when I talk to myself get said back to me by people with whom I never speak to.
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Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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Depends on your measure ...
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completely irrational
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the kgb is gone yet I feel they see me
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Terry's paranoia is:
well founded
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You're reading this.
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well founded
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the birds were flying over talking and making a lot of noise i could hear them they were saying very clearly "what the fuck is going on down there"
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well founded
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Paranoia is always well-founded, isn't it? I mean, my paranoia is obviously well-founded because I am utterly right and correct in everything I do, but if there weren't a reason to be paranoid, nobody would be paranoid. As a matter of fact, anybody who isn't paranoid is obviously missing something. Or several things, as it is.
I mean, leaving doors unlocked? Allowing unopened packages inside your home? Flying? Driving? Walking? Moving? Going for as long as five minutes without washing your hands? (Believe it or not, some people actually do this.) Not protecting your thoughts with aluminum-foil brain protectors? These are clear signs of negligence. People who even consider such wanton and dangerous actions ought to be locked up, as a danger not only to themselves but to everybody within ten square miles of them.
It's because of wackos like that I live in the Amazon rainforest and avoid contact with all human life. I am grateful for online grocery-purchasing stores that left loopholes in their delivery rules, but other than that, humanity has overstayed its welcome.
I hope the aliens eat you alive.
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mew's paranoia is:
well founded
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when the itchy lump on your arm hatches into a hord of praying matises...you tell me who's paranoid.
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completely irrational
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paranoia is what kills you enough to create.
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completely irrational
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I KNOW their THERE, I mean, I just KNOW it, Ya Know???????????????????????
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well founded
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inevitable consequence of seeing through one's personality
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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There's a large object wrapped in butcher's paper in my freezer. It's leaking red. I woke up this morning in stitches, and when I stopped laughing, I noticed a fresh wound in my side. I suspect that one of my roomates stole an organ, possibly my heart. I hate them. They left a note: Dear Chuck, We stole your heart. Oops. And my name isn't even Chuck.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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In America you can not afford to trust anyone at anytime. If you do you will find yourself slowly
becoming concious by the side of the road with the realization (insert body part here) has been
stolen.Thats why I am having A car alarm attached
to every organ(major and minor)of my body to deter
would be theives.This is not paranoia but A pract-
ical solution to todays problems.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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you wouldnt think it but after a while the drugs come after YOU
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ego squid's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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paranoia cannot be well-founded, by definition
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completely irrational
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I have never even read the label of a Yoghurt container.
(the basis of my problem...)
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well founded
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I always thought that Ophelia should be played with the demnure of a high class matriarch.
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a plauge upon both of your houses.'s paranoia is:
well founded
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The precise point is that you cant tell, is it not?
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?'s paranoia is:
well founded
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infamy, infamy....
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jak's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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(Rambling denied)
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Tom's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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Difficult one. When paranoid, using the judgement of others seems safer. In that case, my paranoia is irrational.
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Miopic(I have oil wells)'s paranoia is:
completely irrational
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both. because it is well founded on the completely irrational [as defined by Otley, Dolen, and Gilden
in their paper on "Paranoia, Well-Founded Irrationality and
Dual-Processing In Lab Rats with Mics", ibid 1987, Carlintin Press, Ltd.], it is completely rational and Unfounded. Per metius, per Mantius, par suckulus.
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arrogantly me's paranoia is:
well founded
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I am not the paraNOID TYPE.....I merely know that others are truly out to get me.......I have spent my entire life trying to avoid others who are out to get me.........to no avail,whatever that means.......who said that?who is going to be reading this,anyways?I have the sinking feeling that I should not say too much more here,as the ones that are out to get me might be the ones that will be reading this,thereby fueling their intentions to ruin,annoy,and destroy me........my life being left in shambles....my ego dissipated......
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well founded
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my paranoia is only as well founded as it can be ,but only cuz they are all out to get me....hurt me,then attack my character,whats left of it anyways...
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normal human being's paranoia is:
well founded
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If it was irrational I'd see little bits of evidence that would lead me to pointless paranoia, but as they've systematically gone through things and destroyed everything they have on me, I know they know I know they're out to get me. Everyone I don't know knows me. Everyone is watching me. They're doing it now. I get strange phone calls. Questions have been asked. People have disappeared. Satisfied?
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Rook's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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If everyone is out to get us, we have nothing to fear. Impending doom is a given. Right?
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d. karezza's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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All about me is irrational. It is the structure of the world of this eternal beach. I am a peach pie dressed in a mask.
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well founded
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People are out to get me. I get strange e-mails and the phone rings often with nobody on the other end.(?)Stories are made up about me and somehow become "facts" before my very eyes. Someone has left a broken doll at my front door not once but twice, and not many people know where I live. I have read about myself on the internet written by people who claim to know me but I have never met them before. All the above.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
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technically, I won't ever be able to tell because proof that the universe is out to get me won't be available until I'm dead, and of course by that time I won't be there.
But since there's no evidence that anyone else has escaped the malevolent attentions of the universe, I still feel it's well founded.
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Bunny's paranoia is:
well founded
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Why are you asking?
It is you, isn't it!
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completely irrational
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I know that your all out to get me
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completely irrational
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Paranoia is a baseless feeling that "they" are out to get me. My idea that this is so is not baseless
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Wez's paranoia is:
well founded
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My paranoia is only what's left over from the neuroses not in abatement from the meds
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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my penquin gets jealous if I type too much , draw the shutters please
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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Orlene Baird, where are you?
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well founded
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i cAN't HEaR THE VOYCES BUT i KNOW THEy R tHERE
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
well, as long as it's pessimistic, it's logical, right?
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
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Because
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meaghan's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i don't know if it's well founded...if it were well founded, would it be paranoia?...i'd like to think it's completely irrational, but i'm paranois that if i do, nobody will like me
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
this is paranoia. i say no more.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Hmmmmmmm cookie doooo
]]>
Claudia's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i know it
]]>
freestone's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
george w bush is president. that should cover everything.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
It is well founded, but a person shouldn't care. No one wants you to succeed if it means that they have to come in something other than first place.
]]>
Andrew's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Sadly, I am no threat.
]]>
Moineau's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Weeellll founded!!
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
irrational = pretty
]]>
Alpherat's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Listen! Can you hear that? It is the sound of your life ticking away. Precious moments are drifting away as I am typing this. Still more as you read it.
Is it better to make sense out of senselessnesss or to be sensitive to sensations?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
so well founded that I won't even tell you about it, anonymous web survey
]]>
Fotschnod's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Sugar cubes and mushrooms put an end to any questions... (kindergarden experiments).
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
A glance leaves an imprint on anything it's dwelt on.
Water is glass's most public form.
Man is more frightening than its skeleton.
]]>
the family poo's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
boy, oh boy.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I am...well if I leave it like that, I AM>
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
My parinoia was founded in 1776
]]>
WHO?'s paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
deep-seated peacock of butter tells my dreams so so that is what sew w
black suburbans help flies
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
i'm not at liberty to discuss this matter. can't leave a paper trail.
]]>
PyRo's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
BeCaUsE iT iS aLl I'm liVinG oN!!
]]>
james's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i haven't died yet
]]>
sara's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Look at what i have to deal w/!
]]>
Tait's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
because it is based on truth
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Paranoia gets a bad rap...it's just another survival instinct...maybe the best of them all.
]]>
Jose's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because I´m the things that happen to me, like been sleepy, hungry, crashed by a bus, my cellphone, sad for a lost friend, death. I can´t control anything.
]]>
william woon's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
cos i feel that i am looking at my self with out me knowing
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
The state of the union currently as it manifests in all its pestilent forms indicates that the paranoia implanted is fairly well founded in fact or at least a very reasonable facsimile thereof.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
how can it be irrational? everthing i do is devine and perfect. and rational. and perfect. did i say paranoid? i meant cautious. i don't think i said anything. who was that? who spoke? and where?
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I DON'T WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT PARANOIA MEANT SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU. I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, BUT I FEAR THE LOST OF SOMETHING FOUND NOT IN ANY PAPER OR SENTENCE JUST IN ALL OF OUR MENTES.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
damnit, the curtains tell me so
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
There is no such thing as an irrational paranoia.
My paranoia is well founded as I am a paranoid person.
I feel things grabbing at my essence, pulling on the strings that
hang from the ceiling, controling me.
Watch me dance.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
self induced -like cancer
anxiety /fear/excitement/boredome are all basically the same-aren't they?...someone?
]]>
GEFF's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
LOGIC
]]>
ross's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
SHRINK RAP
identity is fiction. spamfull of
pop medizine, cynical wind of
bullshit economy, no business
as usual, branded lust money
lip capitalists, recalibrating
jung, exuberant amateur eyes,
slaves to silk screened midnight
phlegm of transcultural
revolution, reborn decaffinated
with neon thongs, lookbooks,
aural sex, mind swill of
global fucktones and sell
division, an unconvention centre
game ploy, winning the fake
fight for servitude, sucking
thin air of temporary,
anxiety addictions and agony
of irony, absolute liver failure,
the real free beseiged, laterally
in a shrinking thinking space
where art piranahs gobble
chop shortcuts to hell.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i'm not here
]]>
lain's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
"as for being yourself, why would anyone choose to be themself when instead you can be a thousand, or a hundred thousand, or a hundred thousand thousand other people. The mere thought of being oneself in an epoch of interchangeable selves must appear supremely ridiculous." cummings...or something like that
]]>
lucas's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I just type the words that my braind send
]]>
Byony's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
coz every time i put something in a 'safe place' i swear it grows legs an buggers off 2 somewhere i cant find it
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Him, you are tee. Th. Tttt. Rrrrrr. Squeeeeee.
]]>
jersgen's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i've no f**king idea
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Becuase everyone ELSE says they don't hear the voices...but MAYBE they're just tricking me and part of the conspiracy! AH! I change my answer!
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because I KNOW that I am paranoid.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
You have been after me for ten years. I am going to shoot you the next time I find you hiding in my closet.
]]>
Laura's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
blah blah blah
]]>
Bishop's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I mean, I wake up, I go to work, I come home, I sleep, I wake up, and so on and so on. Plus, I can hear the motors clicking under my bed at night. Tiny little wheels whirring back and forth, transmitting the signal that allows black-coated men to read my dreams, pillage them, and make TV shows out of them. The day after I thought about a show with a time-controlling device in the hands of innocent and oft-misunderstood youth, they came out with clockstoppers. My show would have been better. Not all bright, and Malls of America unite. So uh...yeah, they raped my brain and I don't get a damn penny for it. I've even written a book about the Bishop, and then you come up with this Cardinal character...so you, and your buddies, stay out of my head. Get your little whir-click motor out of my mattress, and leave me be! Or uh...send me royalty for my brilliance. Thanks.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
everyone's paranoid about something, and this society of fear can only be the result of a calculated assault on our collective sense of well-being.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
BECAUSE IT JUST SEEMS IM BEING CARFULL AND HELPFULL WHEN NOTING THE TIME WHEN I HERE OR SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL OR DIFFERENT TO USUAL:)
]]>
david's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
you're only a drop in the bucket and the bucket don't care
]]>
Q2's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I feel secure in my paranoia
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
but they are all out to get me what do i do.........
]]>
kinbote's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
why not?
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i don't know . ........ paranoia? self is.. mind is.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
the doc told me so
]]>
kamunki's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
paranoia and associated symptoms are indicative of a hightened sense of awareness and essential to survival when so many governments, organisations and jilted lovers are out to get me...
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
can't be bothered
]]>
derek's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
im paranoid because i am, cannot help it, (really disturbs the lady love) disproportionate diatribes convoluting the selfless worm.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I KNOW every one is talking about me!!!
]]>
Rocco's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Who's asking? What's it to you?
]]>
Kirsten's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I know the world isn't real.
]]>
Perry's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
because its not true
]]>
Theo's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
because i told you not to say those things youre stealing the words out of my mind while i type it wasnt me i promise swear to god with a needle in my eye im crying but it wont flush out the truth thats lodged under my fifth lower eyelash
]]>
Rebecca's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Because there is no reason for it.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Many an alien innard and Martian epidermal layer has manifested them self upon my lawn like a poorly dressed Jehovah^Òs Witness. Like a flaming elephant on a dark nights raiding party. Like a flailing mad mans hair in a serene city park. CIA, NSA and FBI agents often release their bowels is in my house like so many dogs with a walk deficiency or cholera infected crew of fatuous seamen who know not of the where abouts of a toilet.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
The ants are eating Mexico.
]]>
Erin's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
hhheeeeeeeeelllll no
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
I think its fairly obvious. Every teaching slave
that has ever taught me has taught me nothing
but utter rot. Every boss slave that has ever
bossed me has exploded in a burst of fire and
confetti. Every parent slave that has ever
parented me has gone ONLY by the books
]]>
jason's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
the very idea is that "the very idea" is a place that makes canopies. have you ever heard of the phrase, "have you ever heard of the phrase?"
]]>
fan's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
self-conscienceness
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
everyone wants to have a go
]]>
carrie's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
When people talk i think it's about me. When people look in my direction i think they're staring at me. When people are silent i think that they are thinking about me. When i am in public i worry what i look like. When i got to work i worry if i will get in trouble for something. I could go one and on. I am very paranoid all the time.
]]>
null's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
have you ever seen the people who actually read these things? if you ever have ,you would be a little paranoid. but then again what about those who fill these things out?
]]>
nada's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i can't...
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
it's all rather subjective
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
all art institutions are closed to me, they sense i'm dangerous
]]>
chris's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
government cars follolw me everywhere. i think.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
blablabla
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Stop starin'!
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
I have had a stalker for a year
]]>
Djuna's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Why should you want to know?
]]>
Alex's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
They are telling me.
]]>
kendall's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i'm not important enough to be paranoid. but i am anyway. go figure.
]]>
vicki's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
why would anyone look at me but they do often and at length
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Poor personal hygiene
]]>
Jason's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
If I told the truth you would have used it against me...I know you're after me.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
(to not be somewhat paranoid in to not understand)
]]>
moira's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
my feet tingle
]]>
jaffa's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh stop looking at me
what does it take to make this damn computer blink
]]>
jessica's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I follow people. I stalk people. I can only expect that they're going to do it back. But I think they're doing it better than I am.
]]>
William's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
When i wake up in the morning im in the same place i was put the night before
]]>
Erin's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
C'mon, who doesn't see the icecream man as a threat?
]]>
Erin's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
eep!
]]>
Bonnie's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Hey, I KNOW the people underneath my bed are trying to get me. It's like, they know my plans, so they're trying to do all they can to make their plans, to foil my plans, but little do they know, that I have plans to destroy their plans to foil my previous set of plans. See it all makes perfect sense.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
it's always been there, like an imaginary friend who won't listen to me when I tell it to go away.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
i can't
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Don't ask, they'll come after you too.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i have no idea what my paranoia is based on or whether or not it has anything to do with this giant baby growing out of the small of my back.
]]>
derek's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i ain't paranoid, it's just that everyone's trying to kill me!
]]>
Jim's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I would assume you already know.
]]>
What's in a Name ....a name's not always of our choosing's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
never said i couldnt remeber the last time i tried lemonade with sugar still intact
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Well it seems to me, if they're asking what sort of paranoia I HAVE, then they already KNOW I'm paranoid, and how the Hell do they know that? Therefore it's well-founded!
]]>
Heather's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I don't like the way you assume I'm paranoid. That tells me you KNOW something.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I am practiced at this
]]>
Trip's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Actually it's a bit of both. I try not to frighten larval beings with my notions of government sponsered termination with the underlying goal of simplified domination of the entire world through reduction of it's population.
]]>
ARP (2)'s paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I am a completely irrational being. Ergo, my paranoia must also be completely irrational.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Simply, because why would you bother?
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
mindbeams!
]]>
A R P's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I am an irrational being. Ergo, my paranoia is bound also to be irrational.
]]>
Josh's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I really would hope that it is irrational, as I can seem to make no sense of things that are termed "rational" at all.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
well founded - i'm driven by the demons in my id
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Isn't it obvious?
]]>
jessica's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
lets just say i'm chicken s@#t.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
its been confirmed by my three personalities
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Who can look at George W. Bush without seeing a facile contrivance of malign extraterrestrials?
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
by pure force of personality, I encourage the above to be true.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I'm not at liberty to discuss this information on an insecure server.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
The confluence of events is in many cases too coincidental to be accidental coincidence of no collusion. Actually, being paranoid doesn't exclude it from being true, you know.
]]>
d's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
oh please, leave me alone
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I hear that black helicoptors piloted by aliens that work for a shadow government are making chem trails over my house as we speak. I know that because my neighbors dog told me so. Its my experience that dogs are pretty honest.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Magic!!
]]>
Sam's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Once when I was a boy, i saw 3 ghosts. One looked at me and said, oh he said "You must fear me i am a demon" and i said "no i dont" and then he showed my a metal file and told me it wasnt his.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
They're watching me. All of them...They never stop. WHY? MAKE THEM LEAVE ME ALONE!
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
paranoia is all in your head because if it was well founded then how can some people be mroe paranoid than others? That is like saying that everyone has the same eaction to every situation and that is completely false.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I'm not quite sure. It's just a warm feeling I get inside.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I know people think I suck
]]>
natasha's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
ive been reading up on the government
and they are currupt
]]>
wincey's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
why do you want to know?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Most people don't tell. Afterall it is personal.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
why do you ask?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because I,m filling a fecking survey.
]]>
Sean k.'s paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
OF course it is well founded, i mean i was kept telling everyone that the next day would be monday and it would be a horrible day... and... i was right! everyone told me. i told myself. i was right. that you can not deny
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Im confused? im not irrational! who said that. they are wrong. for i am always right. and whats with this? are you implying that i do ramble? because i don't. even if i did i wouldent admit it. say, who are you anyway? this dosent have anything to do with the secret canadain government does it? everyone knows the canadains caused it all. its all their fault. not mine. say, are you trying to throw me in to an institution? oh well, i probally belong in one. ever tryed to fly? well i heard all you have to do is through yourself at the ground... and miss! i read it in this book... the earth blew up a few times. ahh the hitchhikers gude to the galaxy, its all you need to survive. well its 9:00, time for my nightly running around the street acting crazy.(that really confuses the psycoligists)
]]>
Meegs's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
It depends on the day. And because of this, i can deduce that it is irrational, otherwise Iwould always feel it.
]]>
Witney's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Why is there stupidity? Should not everyone be incited to grow? How did that ever make it into letters thirty feet high? Who buys this crap? Is it really functionless form? Formless function? Are we controlling this? Are they? Who WANTS to be an accountant anyway?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
By the form that this question takes. By the takings which occur in every significant gaze to which I am subjected. By the subjects of my most repressed fantasies. The fantastic is never as blatantly bizarre as the literal. I am not literary.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
when the moonlight streams through the hourglass of my mind and the shadows of the sand fall upon my wasted thoughts, the voices in the darkness whisper "wheat"
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Jesus Christ is the original immortal vampire living inside the hollow earth along with his army of gremlins, faeries, mole people, giants and leprechauns. Using ancient atlantean technology (UFOs) and the super fungoid computer brain GAIA, Jesus is watching us and will destroy us all in a fiery volcanic fury if we do not follow the laws of God, who is a buddhist.
]]>
Jassos's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I am visited daily by the ghosts of paranioa all
of whom assure me that this is the only way to
fly
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
The drugs tell me so
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
since you are looking at me trhough this little hole in the wall, while i write, i will try not to lie, or pose, or act, or be myself, neither of them together and at the same time.
i never notice the people that follows me in the street,in big airports or the mall (i am there every evening for tea, and to avoid my managers. she gets kind of tacky on afternoons, and please don't tell, but i think that she listens to me while i'm on the phone, and right now she is able to see what i'm writing to you. i mus......
]]>
Ami's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Look, I am not living in a rational world here. I mean, I am not even sure I am living in the same place as everyone else. I am hopelessly irrational. I don't make excuses for it, but I am aware of it...
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
When I turn around they stare at me through the gates and snicker.
]]>
anne o'neame's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
everyone i talk to knows my name
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
One time I was possessed by the spirit of olaguna
and it made me seizure and I flip flopped about
falling and spinning and then I got sick and threw
up. It never tells me when it is going to do this.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
My paranoia is your black van...parked behind the
chevy
]]>
Dara's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
she wants to kill me. she's insanely jealous. she plots against my life.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
in a country that allows midgets to roam free. i cannot trust the people who have absorbed the power and allow these little people with little hands and little teeth to move their stubby little legs around. SHACKLE THEM.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
everyone knows or nose
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
i just know. period.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I'LL NEVER TELL!!! HAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ILL CYBER KILL ALLOF YOU STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE YOE ARE ALL TRYING TO GET ME ONE BYE THE YARD GNOMS STEAL MY SANITY AND I CANT SLEEP OR THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME I LOVE YOU ALL GOODBYE 4 NOW
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
As said before, the Mama is well, sick, and very
founded. She is everything.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I use focus groups and phone surveys.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I can see the cameras
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Wouldn't you like to know.
]]>
Ian's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Something sees all.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
P.A. Mama knows everything...this concerns me
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
dirty birds, well all paranoia is founded, maybe well, maybe it's sick but it's real. I feel flighty and nervous, sometimes too much, so that I
don't have time to wash, but if I did I would have to admit, the I have a great fear of water, the water washes away my thoughts (as should be confirmed by my answers), my precious body secretions and cells that organs and tissue so tediously and with purpose creates minute by minute, also I fear my very existence, maybe even
my soul may end up washing down the drain and ending up in a sewer somewhere mingling with unfavorable dna and matter of people I hate
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Well founded on a basis of...what, wait, what was
that sound? the infernal pain, something is trying
to enter my brain...paranoid hmmm I have to look
up the meaning in my dictionary, I don't trust my
psychiatrists definition..But I know they exist..
these flimahomoglaconiousgenes that inch around on
my skin, hungry for brain..tissues anything, they
are always hungry
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
i believe what suits me best to believe
i don't like questions where you can answer only "guilty"
or "not guilty"
i don't like little answer boxes where you can't
write your own answer
i don't like ununderstandable questions
it's weird your all american craving for multiple choice tests
you like to put people in little boxes?
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
People look at me funny.
]]>
's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I'm innocent I tell ya! I'll moider the lot of ya!
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Cause I get see more evidence that I'm right
than I care to see.
]]>
Jason's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
The world is definitely out to get me. Just look in their eyes.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I don't want to get the cell phone back tonight because what will he think if i come over for it
]]>
gone's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Watching,listening
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
(what do you mean by that? are you trying to trick me?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Firstly, I can't pick both options! Need anything else be said?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Beady eyes follow me through the night.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I only load my gun when I go to use the toilet.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
can't tell, they're listening
]]>
Vanessa's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because they gave me a pill for it
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
if his hair is long enough than his face will turn to stone, as a consequence her breasts will become grapes, which are evil. Blood flows from the grapes and god is found in each white blood cell, but not the red ones, never touch the red ones. Bin Laden is an agent for hitler, hitler is lowercase for a very good reason. if my dad were here he would tell me to stop masterbating in his bathroom and thank me for the sandwitch, sand which leads me to the beach. stop telling me that water is liquid, AE know it is "H2O" but that is what the whiches, witches want you to think. If If if that isn't true I i i'll eat a rembrant. Etching that is. talking to crysta is forbiden so it is of necessity that i do it. drink my seaman seemen also. he was in my way, god that is so i killed him and he was full of red blood cells the whole time, looks like the red blood cells had us all fooled the hol, whore, sole, whole time.
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princess's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
because when i'm listening to other things, i hear them talking about me
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well founded
<![CDATA[
Blowback in the cracked mirror
Der Golem reflected a million limbs
shooting the moon
stolen from that fat green fuck
that spectre of limburger
a face so cold and green it glows
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I am feeling insane.
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erica's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
the messages from god, yo!
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STEVE's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
JUST FROM THE BITS AND PEICES OF INFO I'VE PICKED UP OVER THE YEARS.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
the gnome children should go home. the pesky dribbling bubbles are coming to get them!
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Corwin's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I don't really think everyone's out to get me.
I just find it's safest to assume the worst.
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Ian's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
The bosom of the city envelopes the weary traveller.
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
please sell my details
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I refuse to and sir on the gourmands that I may be incompetent
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mike's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
godfrey, what? william who to foe a wonder me a digit like monster who is creeping no fool dont creep like that you are only you are only we are only godlike when that happens when it happens call me and i will talk to you for ten hours strait yes thats right ten fully loaded freaking hours strait on that wrethced dial telephone of yours if and only if you call me and were god together otherwise life will go on and i will bite your ankle like theres no tomorrow and move on to another man to hit and call home do you here me danny can you hear me whispering your name into my touch tone phone i hear you breathing and its so beautiful danny the way your breath slips out of your lips like a sweet acorn.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I'm scared.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
I dropped it, and wilma says that thats not healthy
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I am not paranoid. Everyone REALLY is out to get me.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Scientific method.
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Bec's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
No one can really say. As our realities of this world are so individual and founded soley by our personal experiences within this world - a culmination of actions, sights, smells... then our paranoia can only be diagnosed by ourselves, as we rationalise that state of paranoia. Unless you want to thing you're crazy, of course you would think your paranoia is well founded.
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bum's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
you're welcome to ask me
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well founded
<![CDATA[
No one can see me here as I vent the darkness of my soul.
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Mandi's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because everyone is looking at me!
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well founded
<![CDATA[
what are you implying?
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
you don't know when your socks start to ask something from you
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because...well come now, its quite obvious dont you think?
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well founded
<![CDATA[
The tenfold increase in white minivan popularity between the years of 1990 and 1995.
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izzy's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
they know my name, they know my number, they know where i live.
how do i know? HOW do i KNOW?!?!?!
eh. i gave the info to um :-X
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i speak in low, muted tones, and have a tendency to whine at funerals.
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Irene's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i know what they're up to...
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
wouldn't you like to know. I'm on to you. you think I don't see it but I do, oh yes.
if I told you, you'd probably just change your tactics accordingly
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Ebony's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
The trees are after me. You see them??????? Rah...n Bush is after me too. The seniors are all out to kill me, and everyone is laughing at me. See that fan? It wants to fall and kill me!! I--fsdfff~!!
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i don't know...i can just tell.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
I don't want to talk about it.
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Ed's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
The forth terrorist plane was intended for me!
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(mandy's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I listen to myself : )
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well founded
<![CDATA[
!!! My paranoia is well founded !!!
The entire universe is designed/engineered to destroy me!!!
!!!??? WHY REGGIE ???!!!
Eek!!! Psychic invasion coming from everywhere!!!
Can't stop the fucking mumble pope!
Mumblemouthmumblemouthmumblemouth.
!!! NO TRUSTINGS !!!
Keep it in place, bastards! Three in one, three in one! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6^ÜA??^Ãé^??!!!
Zang!!!!!! slanderous!!!!
oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please, constantine!!!! cripple creature, nefarious cut-throat! Creepy luddite!
Make a statement, with your words, not your clothing!
Cripple yourself with a bat, cat in the hat, ratmouth, mammothface!
DJ dung
DJ napoleon complex
DJ Edipice complex
DJ unwanted hallucinations
DJ put your hand in my vice grip
DJ Horeshit
DJ Cornhole
DJ Feces
DJ over-powering stench
DJ Cactus
DJ Jeffrey P. Wienerheim
DJ Mike Wiener
DJ Black is beautiful
DJ R2D2 & MC 3P0
DJ I'm constantly being attacked by invisible aggressors
DJ Wheelchair
DJ Silly Snake & MC Dumpster
DJ Bathroom attendant
MC Iatola
DJ Ronald Reagan & MC Iranian Contra
DJ Meth Monster + The Eaters
DJ Hoop & MC Kiester
DJ carnivalmouth
DJ filthy living environment
MC Land Monster
DJ Timothy James O'Hara
1321 Friends way
Fallbrook CA, 92028
DJ I give out my friend's names and addresses
DJ Narc
MC always calls the police on his friends
!!! RED GAMBLERS !!!
((( can't sting things.)))
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Debased>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
This is why my paranoia is well founded:
Everyone is after me.
Shit! It's kind of irrational!
Help help!!! Help!!!
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k's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I try to follow chaos.
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Neq The Sword's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I'm stilll swapping cars 2 times a week..
Mind you the long walks through the malls and those people following me on those mobiles phones are a worry.
Doubling back at least 9 times helps.
I'm sick of walking in and out of toilets..
goto change computers.. be back soon.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Well is suppose if you reall ywant to know then I could tell you but you never know kind of people read this stuff and who has access to it, it seems a little risky to me.
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
It'd better be.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
OF COURSE ITS WELL FOUNDED! They're listening in the lights, you know. SHHHHH! They're listening! TURN OFF THE BLOODY LIGHTS! AND GET THAT BLASTED CAMERA AWAY FROM ME!
AIEEEEEEEE! Not hypodermic needles! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
My entire band is out to get me. Especially those inanimate ones. No, seriously, I'm not crazy... well, I am, but it's a safe, behind-the-scenes kind of crazy--and I know when a suziphone case is and isn't trying to kill me. Getting sandwiched between two halves of a mellophone rank was one of the more pleasant experiences when compared to being backed into by a large man with a very large drum strapped to him and having the music stands lunge at me while my locker door tried to draw blood.
Of course, my paranoia could also be completely irrational... after all, isn't it only paranoai when you're wrong? In that case, all paranoia is irrational, and that other button should be "I'm not paranoid!" or some other indignant response like that. But maybe no one's not paranoid. Eh?
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Rolls's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
If I wasn't paranoid I'd be able to interpret the card with the hanged man on it. She told me not to go on that trip, the one to Europe. I said 'but I live in London' and she scoffed. 'Tell you what,' she said, 'come round tonight and we'll pretend it's the war again if you like.' I asked her whether she meant the First, the Second or the Gulf, but she'd lost interest. Anyway that night I wore a loose linen shirt, and took a bottle of oil to her appartment. 'The door's open,' she called from within and I pushed it open with the toe of my sandal. Immediately my head was filled with the sound of running gas. She appeared and at the same instant the nacreous fumes of cordite caught the back of my throat. It all seemed like a waste of time. Sex would be embarassing and painful in front of that paltry fire. 'All the poetry is missing,' she said, 'Ahh well.' That's the point at which she produced the blade from within the deep and gaudy folds of hers!
!
!
elf. 'In the future, there'll be no physical pain,' she said bringing the blade down repeatedly into my face with the force of an orgasm. 'None at all.' I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
do you know how many conspiracy theories i've found in the past month??? I don't even know if you're part of it or not.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
I see them watching me. I've seen the black helicopters.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU YOU ALL KNOWING.... EYE!!!!
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I'm not sure
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Katie Joy's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Wish I could check both because I feel my answer lies somewhere inbetween.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
I am the other one, and I don't know wheter that's all right with you, and I am not checking out the context of the plottings...(Rambling was permitted, right?)
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I actually have mullato girl friend pronounced Noja. Projections seems to be or become true, if any thing is or becomes true.
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Justin's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
cause people try to touch my balls
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Little Nemo's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
My paranoia is better than your paranoia.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I'm trying not to try to hard
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k's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
ofcourse i can tell, and that's all you bloody well need to know
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Institutionalization is automatically a tool of opression. Schools, Government, Religion, etc.--build a hierarchical organization around it and you corrupt the intent.
There's a lot of corrupted things out there.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Paranoia goes hand in hand with time-wasting at work. Can my boss see me? Will my so-called colleagues bust me? I know someone has said something because he asked me last night what exactly am I doing. I try to stop but I just can't help myself. This survey is definitely not constructive or productive work output and I know I am going to be busted but idleness is a supremely enjoyable pasttime.
]]>
Spidge's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
well founded
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I'm an old girl and have a lot of experience in speculation. I am usually right. You will not that my paranoia is so bad and so chronic that I like to rename it.
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I can`t
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
No one would bother to be out to get me
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Are you calling me from a cell phone?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Damn it, these people are always talking about me, everytime I come into a room, or walk into a class room. It's not my fault!! Leave me alone.
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
nobody listens!!!!
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well founded
<![CDATA[
I can tell it's well founded because my vagina
told me what was really going on. And my vagina
is the keeper of all knowledge.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I believe that everything is a trap. That is why I am still alive.
]]>
JRGII's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
That no proof exists is proof enough.
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Jon's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I'm smarter than they think
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i know.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Kisama to ore to wa, dooki no sakura, Onaji kokutai no niwa ni saku saita
hana nara chiru no wa kakugo migoto chirimashou kuni no tame
Kisama to ore to wa, dooki no sakura Onaji kokutai no niwa ni saku Chiniku
waketaru naka de wa nai ga Naze ka ki ga au te wasurerarenu
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AeroMexico's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
once again Rambling permitted
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
Well founded due to numerous past experiences of life kicking my ass.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
maybe
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well founded
<![CDATA[
both, because I love you.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
By the way u're looking at me
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
only about things that start with the letter "S"
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Sarah Moberg's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I don't get paranoied that easily, I am a pretty easy going person
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well founded
<![CDATA[
Yes, when I am paranoid about something I can tell and so can somebody else.
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
I can't really tell, depands on what I am thinking about
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Erin Santarc's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I don't know
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well founded
<![CDATA[
Because most people know when or not to be worried about something. You know when someone is talking about you etc....
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AEIOU's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
A bunch of high-jinxing Firefly girls tossed me into the well, that is when I founded out that I am paranoid. Twas in the well I founded out that I am paranoid. Therefore it is not a dog! Stop looking at me, I know it is growing!
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
no one with any sense of reality would really want in my head or life
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
no one is out to get me. At least thats what the voices in my head just told me to say.
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
who wants to know?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
I am only paranoid of the people who try to have me locked up for paranoia.
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Mandy's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Because I think so, and because I believe in it, and if others don't....well, that's not really my problem now is it.
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
well if I wasn't paranoid there would be no way of keeping track of all my neuroses
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Snow White and Blood Red's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Who ever said I was paranoid? I just like to keep things ordered around here. Check the doornob before I enter a room. Feel it. Is it a little warmer than it ought to be? Are there tense whispers played on a stream of light furiously bombarding your toes from the space beneath the door. The faintest buzzing sings of midnight flies and coffin stillness. Perhaps I'd better not go inside. The conspiracy can locate me in any of the yellow pages, white pages, or aquamarine pages, and my life is documented in bits and bytes that float around in operatic computers that dance in tandem. You wouldn't miss those ones and zeros, but I would.
I don't think I'll go in.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
My socks didn't fit yesterdayevening but in the morning I had total controle
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
46
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well founded
<![CDATA[
There must be a trick, but is fucking well hidden
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Reema's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I resent the absence of a third, more epistemologically sound option and the auto-togglization of "completely irrational"
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
no one with any sense of reality would really want in my head or life
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Ian's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Paranoia is a condition characterised by suspicion of the commonplace. I am suspicious.
I would say I maintain a healthy level of suspicion, but I find health suspect in itself.
I am also suspicious of those afflicted with paranoia. I suffer delusions of sensibility on an ongoing basis, so I can not be certain that what I type makes sense, nor can I be entirely sure that it reflects my true feelings. Does that make me paranoid? Huh?
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Darché's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
false assumption: i don't have paranoia, i have schizoid personality disorder. common mistake.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
There was a time when I was on the edge, but now my paranoia is something I am very proud of
]]>
An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
who wants to know?
]]>
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Seeing that I don't admit to paranoia and I'm answering this question it must be completely irrational now then, mustn't it?
]]>
well founded
<![CDATA[
who's to say? it's all in our minds-whats in my head is not in yours, and vice versa, so what is said will never be fully understood, particularly in forums such as this, and can only be used to pull generalizations from.....no answer.
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well founded
<![CDATA[
They're conspiring! The guys in my school are conspiring... my cat's out to get me! By the way, You know the top of the page... the way you worded things... warnings... AAAHHH!!! Did you plan that out or something?:O I make my own conspiracy theories! :) I can't trust stuff like batteries that could run out any second: including the things that take batteries. Being watched... AAHHH!!!!!!! Either they're ghosts and/or delusions. I close the door to brush my teeth and have "top-secrets" from mom (That's top-secret, too... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!) I love being paranoid. Hopefully no one out to get me reads this... :O I almost freak out over having to give out my zip-code!:0 I look around like, "Are they conspiring/out to get me?" Too many warnings on AmerTheica On-line's Instant Messanger... AAHHH!!! I just HAD to make a conspiracy theory about that one! I log off of my accound so mom doesn't somehow get to it... and... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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well founded
<![CDATA[
i cant, thats the problem
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emz...'s paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
i see things...
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Skye's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
i just go with what conspire.com tells me
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Earthan's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
.devirra omem eht nehW
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well founded
<![CDATA[
ARRATIONAL
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kim's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
the effects of a common mind altering substance
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well founded
<![CDATA[
Who wants to know?...how do you know I'm here? whaaaa...??? Hey you can't come in here...Oh my God...what do you want from me...put those away...ARGGGHHHHH
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Les Mouches's paranoia is:
completely irrational
<![CDATA[
But that seems to be the way I like it
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completely irrational
<![CDATA[
Thats what my friends say. The rice cripies. Crackel knows what he's taslking about, but i think snap is really out there. He wants me to buy my own kidney. I think I might need a transplant someday, so why not just have an extra one. I know they just wait under my bed for the daylight, because thats when the furbies take over, and the sperm of the Pat is still undistilled and therefore in its pure and unadulterated form. Its scary man.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
FUCK YOU!
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kiyotei's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
Everyone wants my mind - but I don't know how to price it. eBay will not let me find the right buyer for it.
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An Unknown Agent's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
BECAUSE they are alllooking at me, man...
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well founded
<![CDATA[
Anyone who wears a shirt that says CHICK DOIN' MACHINE is going to have his enemies. Not just the chicks, but Nike, too. Self-advertising is highly illegal in North Hollywood. I keep aluminum foil spread tightly around my scrotum to keep out certain waves. But, that's just a North Hollywood thing.
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William's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
I ran over a groundhog once, and ever since they've been out to get me. When I drive by they pop up and stare soulfully at me--just trying to make me feel guilty. It happens everywhere I go. I swear the little blighters are organized.
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optional operator's paranoia is:
well founded
<![CDATA[
stop hounding me
get the hell out of my shrub
i can see you
i know you're there
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well founded