Who are you?

(neatness counts)

Daniel

I'm a living breathing Paradox.

Gertrude the

I am an idle worshipper.

emi

I am a human being, who happens to be female, and between the ages of 18-21. I also happen to live in california, some where in the vacinity of L.A. I enjoy the arts, but of course none of that matters since, as i have earlier stated, i am human.

An Unknown Agent

the last scion of wales

dandemalion

a columbine soliloquy

messengager

good question. my therapist will probably tell me. if i like who i am and wan't to boast about it i'll be in touch.

Dali Dolly

I am a byproduct of genetic inbreeding which produced a superior new species (the 12 digits are a definite asset).

Diego

im a rollin stone, had to hold my own, so im on my throne/ hoes they wanna bone, gimme dome callin my mobile phone/ Tryin' to roll on chrome, let it be known i hit the microphone/ but im a skreet nygga its all real talk what i put in my songs/An' if i seen ya assed out i wouldnt front ya shit to put you on/Fuck splittin it 50/50 get down to the nitty gritty/ My heart cold cuz aint no love in the heart of the city/ But to my relatives and friends I can lend a helping hand/ Cross my fam I pop a man, got it on lock in this land/ Im tryin to live life, tryin to git right and keep my shit tight/ You'se tha bitch type, left me for dead up in that ditch, right/ And thats it for now.....

aldofarian

A confused visitor.

dannyboy GOGO

you don't know when you go,so you GO GO .go to the top

dannyboy GOGO

you don't know when you go,so you GO GO .go to the top

Jacques Collin

i haven't changed my underwear in days. i fear the odor is escaping the thin walls of my pantscrotch

Jessie

I'm A Person whose Friends Say I Might Hav A Split Personality And I'm A Traveler And Adventurer

eisbrechter

i am nobody

Amanda

An observant nomad.

yunis

This suburban houswife from California.

Einna

:[

Mashonda

Class President, varsitiy cheerleader, and 4.0 gpa student.althaso verthegerreethegee fluthegent inthegen githegerbertehgerish. (also very fluent in gibberish) also espanol.

Ben

I am a faceless entry in a site I understand little of ,who, none the less, is trying not to sound pretentious and arty when that is obviously untrue.

eva

as close as i can determine, i am a spirit form somehow enclosed in some bio-material which is warm and squishy and needs alot of maintenance.

alayna

a character foil for more charming characters

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yes

Trish

A restless soul, pondering the silly and sublime with the same wonder

lara

why should I care about this?

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aliss

Kel

Currently a traveler, made of ever decaying matter and infinte energy.

Nick

I am a traveler in space. I am searching for something incomprehensible to give meaning to my time here.

Max

a fish

Red is Dead

I am a highly promiscuous hermaphrodite.

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K

rebecca

I am a grad student trying not to act like one.

Joe

the idea is god while creating god at the same time, silly goose face

Narwhal9

i am me. sorry thats not very specific

Kirk

A neat younge wise

Eliphas Levi

A poor sinister soul consumed by too much vision and not enough libations. An oil painting in a watercolour world.

tim)

on old friend of Billie Hoover

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No one

An Unknown Agent

I am a soul temporarily trapped in a meaningless materialistic existence that will one day end and result in true freedom

Marcus Versus

A devout lemon in the place of a sun.

BRIAN MOULD

i am a lowly civil servant with delusions of grandour

An Unknown Agent

who are you?

Annie Debauch

I am the niece of uncle. i am the hostess of tea. i live in the Rose of Sharon compound somewhere east of Earpop, New Mexico. i am radiant. i am keen.

Kevin Harvey

I am a playwright and Professor and (hand)phan of Artaud...(Neatness counts) (more than you think)

Frater Euphigmius J. Maligny

At this moment in some time I happen to be a crystaline form of pure energy, cruising around in a flesh roadster for an indeterminate, though exceptionally distinctive, amount of quantum time.

Tuzgai

White, happy, sleepy, dead. Just a guy.

mary

your worst enemy. or your new puppy.

Howl

I believe I am a robot, but sounds of disagreement contradict this belief.

Howl

I believe I am a robot, but sounds of disagreement contradict this belief.

erica

i go to marksville hgogh school and i wan,t to be a nurse that take care of new borns you know that,s what i alway,s wanted to do. my name is erica johnson bye thanks

Arty

someone neither here nor there

Red the orange

There are no doors in this room.

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gaurav

gaurav

individual. the center of my being cannot waiver or be dislodged.

You'd really not care

Another face in the crowd.

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iam a line

Dritan

an unconditional purpose, some mitigating circumstances, elixir of nullity and a programmatic failure..

An Unknown Agent

Marshall Lentini ist tot.

Chibi-chan

I be Chi-bi. Seriously? You shouldn't ask such questions. I am Camila's friend. I am someone who loves. Shhh.

Ulfhednar

I am the first breath after the last, after the final one... I am the one that brings order to chaos and chaos to order. I am a surrealist...

jerry

cat, bird, noise, light, mass.

Amena Divine

I AM ME!

An Unknown Agent

(you are a queer)

mask smith

kind of a jelloid when punched my excess jiggles in waves i come in all colours blue red green yellow and orange

doggman ta'boo

i am a poet goddamnit & a collage artist. i am also paranoid & wish the previous millenium would just flush itself, now.

jackal riot

wandering lycanthrope of the nether wastes enjoying the succulent denizens of oasis and arroyo.

Han

I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of girl.

Kristin K.

Check out my un-finished site and find out! http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/gonzofan/

Osiris the White

A newborn in robes and an inconvenient palace.

Mengaris Frustica

A small green beetle trapped in a drop of coffee at the bottom of a streofoam cup

Chad Robb

I am a philosopher. I keep some of my musings in my online journal. Crimsonpickle/livejournal.com

An Unknown Agent

I am rarely tidy.

lick the knife

look its that crazy girl, RUN

catherine

an artist,but thats as far as i go.

weRhere&itis2bad4U

I am an arrow of longing for the farther shore.

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myself

kristine

who cares?

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nobody

Katy

The answer to that question depends on who you are and how you see me. How I am percieved will determine who I am until I work out how to perceive myself.

Lola

A robotic alien sock stuck in an inefficient, albeit attractive, hyooman body.

The bigger "e"

Count the neatness where it lies, typing correctly doesn't make much of a mess.

An Unknown Agent

I AM COUNT NEATNESS, RULER OF THE UNIVERSES, AND CONSULTANT TO DICTIONARY COMPILERS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.

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(MR SENTIENT ALOOF, ALOOF FROM THE HUMDRUM SOCALLED HUMAN GLOBAL GANG

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PROFESSOR COVINGTON SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSES

lilsicko

jo bob

Fletcher

i'm a human of some height and have a nodocord. i beleive that its the nodocord that makes me me who i am and is the starting point of all my great (and other discriptive adjetives) qualities. i am also someone who has just been wandering around an art block and picked up a book about surealism.

poyc23

I am 6 symbols representing a phrase that has no meaning other than one ascribed to it.

An Unknown Agent

An organism in the cosmos

Hoonos

Not that sure, but try anyway.

joy

softness in a glass jelly jar

i have no name

who am i? I am the filler of random forms, who knows not where she comes from nor where she goes. All her life she searched for one thing. Perhaps it would be easier if she always searched for the same thing. But no. The thing changes like I do. Like you do. Like we do. But who are we? I am the filler of forms. Random forms that one one will read. Or maybe they will. Surreal is real in a different state. You cannot escape from reality. Easy come, easy go. LIVE FOR THE MOMENT. BE NO ONE. BE EVERYONE. Be hellish Be angelic do it all.

preston the super phro

I'm a pretty boy with hair like jesus. And a libido like a crusifixion. (sorry i fucked it up last time.)

A Glass Onion

The Merry Prankster

Nino Toro

Would not you like to not know not? Well, I sleep after I eat if that's what you're looking for. Maybe this just is my kind of question. A man should be comfortable with his questions, eh? A.

Oprah Einstein Less

Would not you like to not know not? Well, I sleep after I eat if that's what you're looking for. Maybe this just is my kind of question. A man should be comfortable with his questions, eh? A.

An Unknown Agent

someone else

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take a wild guess!

Gij Gothlow

A spiral without end.

thrystero

fictional friction.

John the Hat

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

Conan the Librarian

If I exist as the perception of others, it's not impossible to believe I don't exist at all. After all, if my clock ticks and I can't hear it, does it mean I don't exist, or is there no clock, and if I know I bought the clock, it must exist - so what would the clock's motive be, and if I ignored the clock - would it just be dragging me down to it's own level ? I am afraid to get rid of the clock in case I can still hear it ticking when it's gone.

Monsieur Moonbucket

I am your bestofthebest nightmare. Obviously.

Noah

You are what you is, and thats all you is, you is what you am, a cow dont make ham, you aint what you're not, so see what you got, you are what you is, and thats all it is. So given these words of Frank Zappa, I would have to say I is what I am.

Noah Harvey

I am the egg man.

Prince Eric

Cute, cuddly, and such plentiful organs...

Anu

i am an angel to my parents,good lover 2 my friend and a sweet gal 2 my classmates

lily jean

you're momma

An Unknown Agent

(Neatness counts aside from the bin)

(johnoptional)

(the word of god\Neatness counts)

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison, I told you. Don't you know who Jim Morrison was, uh... I mean, IS? Okay, I blew my cover. Look...,no, better yet, listen... I am a clown. I am a bodiless, needless, sexless soul.

Myfriendscallmedead

I have been singled out. They ALL try and I make no effort. Refused all the benefits because the only reason I wanted a chance was so I could turn down the opportunity. They all found out and still know nothing. But living in the city I am told to accept this, so, of course I do not. The mob functions at an inferior level of consciousness so I negate my socialist teachings. I despise all liberals and all conservatives. The only perspective worth anything at all is that of the Poetic Genius, and that is locked down in isolation. There is nobody alive like me. I am friend of spirits. I erase myself and tear the paper(I use an old one) Finally, I am nothing and that's a really good start. They are right about me and wrong about me. Thatis who I am. Lucky one, huh?

Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney

Someone and anyone.

An Unknown Agent

Clothing store manager and artist from Provincetown living winters currently in Lituahia

Terry

The voice in my mind tells me I am still the 19 year old in the photo. The face in the mirror asks Who are You.

melting slowly

Well, I don't have my hair anymore. I'm not sure I'm sure. That is, I don't know yet -- I'm rarely positively certain about anything, you see -- but I don't think I now know precisely what stereotype I fit under. That is, how people perceive me...how I move through the world. Who I'm masquerading as, you know? Or did you mean who am I, anyway? You.

mew

i am mewers, the croquet champion

pixie christ

stupid jesse. i'm a person. a female. flightless hummingbirds are as tragic as a teenage girl with a juxtaposition of problematic ontologies. jee. i should pube-lish that.

GONADTHEBALLBARIAN

Pillage Phreak; Sailing the NetSea, Looking for Cyber Castle's, Their Library's to Plunder

hugh knox

a loosely collected swarm of imperfect memories fastened to an irrational desire to exist

ego squid

a pale reflection of my inner self

mynameisedit

I am a penguin farmer. A guy on a bus. A pain in the neck. I am the one thing that went right today. Im the dubious numerator

An Unknown Agent

...the sweat stained mat where the 21st century fights amongst itselves

a plauge upon both of your houses.

I am noone, a menial servant of nothingness with no clear purpose or liklyhood of having one soon.

?

i could tell you but i dont want to. yet. who are you?

jak

You should be asking yourself that question!

Tom

Neuroscientist with with a craving for spice. Actually, I am a cow who learned to type - hell of a pedicure!

Miopic(I have oil wells)

I can't write neatly...no one who is a true screed can.

KSara

a big mess up who manages to go unnoticed.

arrogantly me

It matters not who I think I am,what is more important to me is what others seem to think of who I am.........what I imagine the type of guy I am is also very unimportant...as I am here solely to confound and annoy all others.....to the best of my abilities.........I am also not going to ramble on and on about the type of guy I am,or think I am,or what not.....as I am getting more than slightly confused as it is......with all this hoo hah I am going on about.......

name?why?who wants2 know?why so many questions?who cares?dammit,ANSWER ME!!!

I am the one with the universe....remember the picture your mom used to show you,or the story your parents used to tell you about the "kid gone bad"...well,I was/am that kids' role model..............

normal human being

When I find out, you'll be the first to know.

death

death..... we all die, what are you going to do before you die?

Rook

Untidy.

d. karezza

Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Neatness. Fifty-three, I believe. Correct me if I am wrong.

Shaye St. John

I am sexy superstar Shaye St. John...you might have heard about me. You haven't?! Whats wrong with you? I live in a compound in southern california, The Funbubble is what i like to call it and if you ever visit you will too.

An Unknown Agent

I am the divine effulgence of the living god. I am the colorless green dream. I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am on the Internet, therefore I am a dog.

Bunny

Im a bunny. Dont ever ask me that again. If I have more to say on the subject I will. Who am I...*sheesh* Your going to get us both killed!!

Gary Wynn Kemper

The one and only Gary Wynn Kemper. Nothing more nothing less!

blah blahblah

I am me as you are (s)he as we are all together

Wez

I am myself ten years from now.

An Unknown Agent

Outis Metis. I want Orlene Baird.

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SUr rEALISt, wANNA BEE? BZZZZZZZZZZ

meaghan

my melo is happynoodle, but my friends call me beatrice...or maybe not...but anyway, i am here because of a referral from a referral...maybe...i love max, i think

Irwin P Hedgehog

lover of all things hedgehog-like

dale smosny

An imaginary nebboosh who only dreams he's real.0

Claudia

a little girl from austria. i like weird things from outer space crushing on my head...

freestone

i am a jandek fan

static rover

I rove, yet I haven't gone anywhere. I'm constantly in motion and stand perfectly still simultaneously. I adore. I despise. I cannot be. But I must be anyway. I cannot I can. Can, will, won't, don't can't.

Andrew

Who, me?

Moineau

Noone interesting.

Alpherat

I am me. Who wants to know?

Lazy ol' Me.

I'm tired but not sleepy, which is a pain in the ass.

Fotschnod

I am only what would be considered. None other than. (Besides that, I might not ACTUALLY be real.)

tinageta

A waltz of mirrors A dialogue in the void

the family poo

i am no one

the scratch

what is it to you?

james

the morning AS historical reenactment

sara

A psuedo dead elf banshee here to destroy all the stereotypical images of us

Tait

That's what I'm here to find out.

"Henry Quirk"

A slightly depressed,misanthropic, 40-year old, writer-type

Jose

someone that should be working right now instead of filling nonsense surveys

william woon

a small time person in a small time town with a dream in his head and a pen and paper

Amena Divine

Resident Chaostician

wolf saunders

Just another urban wolf...running in packs through the supermarkets, in the hope of tracking and bringing down a loaf of Wonder White.

peace in a can

I am the swirling motionless vapor rising out of the midnight flood of irrational beliefs.

courtney labia

trapeze artist extrodinaire.

GEFF

THE

ross

Lostralian

lain

I'm a highschool senior desperately avoiding my calculus homework.

lucas

just nobody

Byony

a student in cornwall and before u ask, no i dont have a brand new combine harvister and no i wont give you the key

Sleazeface McDougal

Who am I? And what gives you the right to ask that? What do you mean? Do you mean, how do I compare the media-borne images you have of how things should be in your mind? Is this what you're asking me? Is this what you'd like to know? Because if so, I know someone named Captain Crunch's brother who could lobster you in a three halves, if that's possible! Well! Isn't it? And if it wasn't, then who are you to decide for the championship of spaghetti and well-dusted neat balls? You better lick yo'self.

jersgen

a cool dude

Juna Glow

I am currently an Art student at the Savannah College of Art and Design. My website: www.angelfire.com/film/junaglow

Optional O. Opt

Optional. I was exceptional, but someone took exception to me. So I opted for options.

Laura

Im ME!

Bishop

I am the sole survivor of the treachery known as New Mexico. 1.2 million people are starving in this God-forsaken hole, and all I ever hear about is land-stealing white men. Like anyone can own land. That's what they thought. They thought they were tricking us. And by us, I mean you. Or me. Or hell...I don't know. Either way, and pronounce that aye-THER, we're stuck here now. Boundaries, checker-board, and 15 million square miles of cowboy lonely.

An Unknown Agent

shiny, smooth, and soft

david

I am everything you ever wanted

Q2

a simple construction

Name? What's in a name? A wolverine by any other name would still chew your leg off if given half a chance

I'm a jet-fuel genius I can solve the world's problems without even trying

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everybody

kinbote

why should i tell you?

TOMA-TOE

not huh, not a boss

moss that has gathered on a rolling stone

a highway chile

kamunki

a pirate friend i once dreampt of whose obligatory shoulder-parrot squawked 'god is a cheesecake' to frighten enemies in battle.

An Unknown Agent

a shadow amongst others.

derek

only a composite energy being searching for that, the truest form of undeniable truth within the lies of contemporary society and human culture, through music and other so called arts. i am constantly expanding the periphery.

Rocco

A male doing things I don't care about to make money I care even less about. I'd be going somewhere but forgot the directions.

Kirsten

the all singing, all dancing crap of the world?

Perry

i don't know

Theo

A glorified electrical signal making its way between the mirror that shadows your soul and the wave that crashes on the shore of my defenses every time you deny those purple, sticky impulses telling you to cock your eyebrow at the next stranger you see and go to bed with them.

Rebecca

Me.

What is this "name" you speak of I own it not and if I did I don^Òt think I could get it in the computer.

I am a flounder of the mango shrubbery. I am the eternal foreskin of the militant feminist triangular. I am the many fans of tangible sex organ. I am the bacteria function green bedpan. I own the rights Marie Antoinette^Òs soul. I am the excretion of an obscure 12th century French writer^Òs hat. I am the voluble amphibolite of your frontal lobes. I am the spoonerisms of orgasmic pleasure. I am the ubiquitous enigma of the trout. I am the ever so pleasing chin of the hermaphroditical leopard. Helicopter Attack! Helicopter Attack! I am ignition key thruster mutation. I am of liquid water juice. I am what John Locke was but only when with fresh mounting ketchup. I am the amorphous man fetish. I am ochlocracy. May I have the most purple ignominy, to be indoctrinated in the great felicitous lore of who you are anyway?

Juliette du Soleil

Genetic heritage. Canadienne. Fashion sense. None if any. Mating practices. Lesbianism. Never, never, never say that you love me. Eponine is mad.

Erin

MEEP!

Your mother's only child

I already told you

jason

the strangest stranger in search of porpoise. a man of many women. yesterday i won a math debate. can you believe it? I really won a math debate!!!!

fan

A fan, in general

evil horse

evil leprechaun masquerading as a house

carrie

I am a carrier of the world. Of other souls who need but do not ask of help. I am a servant who offers all that I can give. I am a friend to all those who deserve. I am an single person with beliefs, thoughts, actions totally unique from everyone else. I am an individual.

null

no one

nada

I'm not.

An Unknown Agent

that which is

nobody: alias El Gordo

El Gordo: self proclaimed avatar, son of the sun.

chris

A link between heaven and humans

My name is not an ption ad my parents didnt ask me

I am one.I am unique and there is none like me.No not one.I am created totally different.I may look like someone else but the difference is inside.My Mind,my Heart,and my Genetics are like none other so therfore I am ME. SHER

Reverend Xenakaboom

Generic female, generic elder Gen-X

Djuna

"I" is an other.

Alex

Someone arguing for 15 mins with his girl-friend refusing to be mentioned together with myself under your name.

kendall

i could be me. or you. but i'm not sure either way.

vicki

many times myself

Matthew.Smith

a Civil Servant

Jason

The real question is: Am I dreaming of you, or are you dreaming of me?

( less that self, more than other )

(Neatness counts on it's fingers and is always a few cents off of a true 440hz.)

moira

a happy soul who likes dandelions.

jaffa

superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei.i think therefore i am constantly on the verge of implosion.a poet without words who goes in search of a light

jessica

A random collection of particles likely to become unstable at any second.

susan

the difference between me and a madman is that i know i am mad

William

The son of two factory workers. An excuse for love and other hopes. I know go to school to learn how to become a walking charade.

Erin

You know that feeling you get, like you're being watched? That's me.

Erin

Nobody in particular

Bonnie

...A cow bent on world domination. Oh! And I want a poptart. That would be nice.

ralph the bear

does it matter?

Dr. Mantle Hood

a psycho-clone pervert swashbuckler who enjoys deep funk

Arbitrary string of Latin characters

I am a meat popsicle.

Lara

I AM ME... cool isnt it

derek

you

Jim

I write on things.

What's in a Name ....a name's not always of our choosing

the culmative affects of thousands of souls in one who seeks to cause a brand new renaissance (a 17 year old boy who loves all forms of art)

Crystaviel

I am woman, hear me roar. *chirrrrrp...chirrrrrp* *...chirrrrrrup...* Okay, I'm all pajamas and runny mascara.

Heather

In all fairness, to figure that out, you'd have to ask everyone who even remotely knows me, add up their opinions, and divide by the number of people asked. You should probably get something like '12.07." Very good.

An Unknown Agent

A hazard to myself

Trip

I'm a musician from the northern hemisphere. My supplied email address does NOT work. I support complete freedom of mind and body and open rebellion against authority.

ARP (2)

Odd question. I just told you.

Debbi Irene

Confused friend trying to understand the paranoia that has gripped and terrorized her life - am I naive?

rooster

i am a figment, i am a dream, and not my own.

swiftkick

we are all habitually stranged alien

A R P

As explained. A R P. What a silly question.

Josh

Faced with the real threat of having to summarize my existance all I can do is ponder

Pongshrom

A failed cultural icon, adrift in the administrative realms of academe. A dreamer, a drunkard, a child.

Noah Freedman

Depends. Who are YOU anyways?

jessica

i am a girl from B.C canada, in college, party animal and

antiputti gal

a lost cosmic star that onces floated around the constelation.

Edith Bunker

The openly-declared secret of the nightmare phalanx. I have burned my imagination at the stake of your spine, and the smoke intoxicates an entire hemisphere, sending a frenzy of doves into the maws of waiting serpents. Only thus can we adumbrate the future's love of our sublime detritus.

An Unknown Agent

I am one who wears the mask of a proto-artiste currently undergoing classical indoctrination.

Chris

I am a storyteller and a scientist.

jack ass

jack ass

Camel L. Leopard

Pataphysician with his own dimension. Originator of franchise metamorphosis. Knows five or so words could be a "quantum language computer" through marriage of very simple mathematics and intuitive association.

d

counting neat little words

Sam

This is really good. i like this.

An Unknown Agent

I am, I think...

An Unknown Agent

I am just another musician trying to make it in New York.

the french maid

the one who is waiting for you my love.Neatness counts)

natasha

an astronaut from nevada

Dale Smosny

A bird apon a mantle, to sing and dance. One who sits in the FATHER's lap, learning about how all things came to be. Someone who wishes he makes it all the way back to be of service forever.

An Unknown Agent

one who needs no name

DECLAN MCMULLAN

A bloke who doodles in Donegal.

Sean k.

Im just this guy, you know?

Whats it to you?

Im just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transilvania

Meegs

I am everything, I could spend time labeling myself as "punk" or "hippy" or "deep" or any number of other things, but it would all amount to not being classifyable. Labels identify stuff in a hury, without actually looking at it closely.

Witney

Simply another link - a doorway, if you will - to the parts that we like the best. Remember that really funny part that you had to repeat to your friends in a loud voice while the music was playing too softly? We, the Creators, are doormen.

(optionalDonovan)

A criminal attorney who currently makes a living as a bureaucrat. A bureaucrat who sabotages the Bureau with my every gesture. A gesturer whose expressions are criminal. A criminal who is an attorney-at-law. The law is not a symbol. Symbols have power. I have no power. What do I have? (Extra points for correct guess.)

Adrienne

i am everyone and no one and the absence of the presence of darkness

sayid-set von schtiegenvundt III

constantly fluctuating subjective node intersecting infinite vectors of possability

Jassos

A being/being kept/kept alive/alive alone/alone unwilling/unwilling sacrifice/sacrifice reality/reality being/dull (a)

An Unknown Agent

me

cutiflor

i am a beautiful girl lost in the woods i am wrong i am vera wang yes i am i am tall and neat and fruitful i am shy to shine i am who i am which is who i am when i am and the curly, larry and moe in the event of an event, i am not responsible i am an underdog i am a headstart

Ami

I am a contradictory, paranoid, neurotic whirlwind of a woman. I am a beauty, a devil, a whistle blower, a saint. I weld in high heels, drive a big, fast car and paint dirty pictures.

Arizu Teotlcoatl

Mexican teen, will dabble for information, discordian & transhumanist. Spends far too much time on the internet for her own good and aspires world domination (part time).Is referring to herself in the 3rd person for some unidentified reason.

anne o'neame

wenn ich das nur wissen wuerde!

F.R. Dinglemonger

I am very busy making breakfast out of mud pies from the back yard, I mix it with sticks. I eat it. It tastes good. I like mud pies, my baby octopus in a jar, my flumpogus and it's hair balls. I like it when it makes that kkwwwoooououk noise when clearing it's throat and one of the hair balls comes loose and flies out of it's mouth. It makes me hungry for mud pies.

Kitten Van der Klumps

Pa Mama has asked that I her secretary make the following statement and partial commentary....Mr Babies and bullets, the black van is still parked outside next to the blue chevy. It is not made of rubber like you said. So we have taken your marbles and hammer. What will be done with them..will be stated below and considered art. Please note the following disclaimer...this is not a 'work' of art. Please get your van away from P.a. Mama as it is a threat to the cause and dangerously close to headquarters. You must trust the Mama, keeping round the clock watch and stalking her will be impossible as she is omni-present and poten,t feel her words and actions, watching will only distance you from the cause, the effect, and the deliverance of yourself to the one

Dara

I am Dara

Fyodor Vlokov

a boy. if i had a hammer. id hammer in the morning. id hammer in the evening and all through the night.

An Unknown Agent

I am an earthworm, I live underground and no one sees me ever

cindygoo

i believe, but rather have my doubts, that a winged lamb. i wanted to be pink, and i tried eating pink clouds, but no luck...

P.A.Mama's secretary

Pa Mama says, "I am here. I am number 3, I am your grandmother, I am also numbers 1-2-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Please prepare for the incoming- transmission 014-999. transmitting....testing....123 testing 014-999"

An Unknown Agent

Ben

Adam Varo

I hate my job.

Ian

I am.

Ms Kitten Van der Klumps

I am the secretary for P.A.Mama. She is on leave right now with the reason 'buying property in South America' and 'trying to contact Dr. Leary's original ground control men' for her new movement. However this is a cover for the fact she is actually attempting to find purpose for her some of her functionless organs. One of which is the part of her brain that will enable her to telepathically contact her followers and discover the fifth element, be it body secretions or ether, or it may be found in the new magic crystals that decorate the new and exciting kitty litter. They seem to have some magical properties if gazed upon for long periods of time, but the results are not back yet from the laboratory.

Gwendolyn Von Burden

a dirty bird.. indicating a phobia of cleanliness, see paranoia below

P.A. Mama

A leader for the new movement, the new era, with lots of prunes to help...and many followers searching for relief and finding it within me. they decipher the secretly encrypted codes and learn...they become warm and feel fuzzy, even tingly, and slightly excited....then enlightened and relieved...please, join me....you are just what P A Mama is looking for...

el mariem

you can't escape yourself qui suis-je? d'où viens-je? je suis Antonin Artaud et que je le dise comme je sais le dire immediatement vous verrez mon corps actuel voler en éclats et se ramasser sous dix mille aspects notoires un corps neuf où vous ne pourrez plus jamais m'oublier

o dark master overseeing annihilation, hell though they be, thy names, thy kingdom unfair and earthbound, thy will paltry and shortsighted be, on earth as it is in imagination. you give us this day scarabs and oversights, and give four times our debts as we give unto you the interest. fell us not in the dead forest, but deliver us to mindless television, for thine is the concrete, the 'lectric, and all that will be destroyed by plants.

Jason

I am a boy and I like some music though I don't like all music.

gone

I am becoming

Cameleopard

I am an upside-down apple turnover accidentally turned over and subsequently turned over to the authorities to upturn in their own turn in a relentless urge to learn.

raVen_image

I am you.

Starkman

Stellar Ambassador. Delusions of Grandeur. Caving in, breaking down. Doing the things I could do without.

Chelsea FOX

Just some guy I picked up on the street.

An Unknown Agent

Nobody yet, student

Vanessa

The prototype of the perfect consumer gone bad.

Sideshow Bob

I am a cynic, placed on this earth with the sole purpose to propagate DNA. How pathetic!

david pasquinelli

i am the red dagger that will cut a hole out of the heart of humanity, use its blood to paint my dream, and fill the resulting hole with my dream.

princess

if you knew, you wouldn't want to be my friend

Paulo de conleyo

a man who is of god and works in h.m. Prison ( a prison chaplain!)

rudy sinclair

a fauve tumbling of fact the convenient theory wild gnashing teeth the acute edge of a turnip just riding my spine an electric arcsaw across the sky it is a gate to the West

An Unknown Agent

A self-loathing, introverted extrovert.

erica

a freak, yo!

STEVE

I'M SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO EXERCIZE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT.

An Unknown Agent

i am me. you are i. we are all one, we are all different.

Corwin

I wish I could scribble... I wish I wasn't so self-centered...

Ian

the Undercover Artist Bureau

An Unknown Agent

Stardust - we are all stardust

mike

who am i? you starkle nay, for sirly you do fur implore, once godliness is blanked at bay, identity is toothish chore.

An Unknown Agent

A very lonely person.

Emperor Lettuce

A stereotypical prototype of a transatlantic sausage.

An Unknown Agent

This is him

Bec

uni student

bum

your best nightmare

Generalissimo Nemo

I'm just a woman. W-O-M-A-N

rhiannon

godhelpmeiammespatiallydeficientimmoralchristianslutforjusticepeacebeautyandtheamericanway. I LIKE A GOOD PAIR OF PRADA BOOTS NEATNESS COUNTS.

Mandi

Someone that none of you know and should be glad you dont!

danielle

what is a you?

Mr. Aluminum Siding

I am a mindless drug-trafficker.

izzy

i'm a paranoid pansy in a potato patch... deal with it. ...so leave a message at the tone, and if i've found myself, she'll get back to you if she ever does.

cKey Headrubby

the Dalai Lama and/or a real life representation of the bastardization of a brothers quay character and a fraggle.

Irene

shibby

Ebony

Well, I'm sure not neat.

Kent Kemmish

A bi-polar manic on SSI. Greatest of all possible writers. "Crazy piece of shit." The Messiah. Just someone.

Ed

A student in a obscoue Lancashire University, Their is nothing else of any interest about me at all!

(mandy

just me the most loyal and honest person I know.

ll skywalker

No one of any consequence...........

daemon protocol

A self-absorbed misanthrope, kept alive by hardcore escapism, and absolute denial of reality. (Hey, it keeps me happy.)

k

person-being-bored-inside.

Neq The Sword

I am guy.. Setting up my financial and global empire somone with pleanty to offer. Who wan't to know.

Deformed Void

How should I know? I'm not Me anymore. You took part in my creation, you should know.

An Unknown Agent

Why, I'm my state's resident idiot. Of course I pride myself on this.

"magistrate" Anna Owomoyela

As told by Realitié in Chrono Cross.... Who are you? Who am I? You're not me. I'm not you. I'm Reality. You are....

Rolls

Frankly? None of your business. Although she has this habit of telling me who I am in bed. That's when it's better than sex - her one hand I mean.

An Unknown Agent

Mal

sadtomato

dizzy girl

Katie Joy

i am me

An Unknown Agent

'I am' An Unknown Agent (Neatness counts)

Justin

I am a strange smart idiot

Little Nemo

A person of no importance. Just ask my (ex) boss.

Anthony?

I'm not strong enough to answer this question

k

why do you care?

Bilious IV, Pope, the

I am NOT the mysterious W.H. I am cat, or maybe Cat, and definitely nothing and everything.

The Log Lady

I like to think of myself as an enigma but sadly I suspect I am neither inscrutable, nor mysterious.

Spidge

here===>Spidge

John (Magoo) Mac Innes

I`ve yet to decide.

An Unknown Agent

I am a university graduate with a steady well-paying job. I live on my own in a unique apartment that allow me to indulge my hobbies. I am single, but surrounded by friends. I am a dreamer and a schemer, not necesarily a doer. I am 24

Reverend Ruben Lucid

Transcontinental-multinational expatriate in residence. Ruler of nothing and knower of even more.

Christine

An civil engineering major denying herself the pleasure of becoming an artist, because I like money, and I am the incarnation of Avida Dollars!!!

bernadette

somebody special, but no concern of yours.

Jeanie Dean

poet dancer world originter of rock and roll ballet graduate of isasora duncan school of dance at the bars and floors of the cabaret the woman in the photpgraph of your piece no one sees the artist if she is a woman. Where did you get that picture its moi? I like your website a lot. I do want to talk with you about you the picture. it an odd piece in an odd scenario. yours jeanie Primativa

An Unknown Agent

Don't you know? Well, I could easily be an invader from outer space, come to kidnap and make love to your children. Or maybe I'm just another lonely vagina looking for a nice place to riot

An Unknown Agent

I am the sum of all my experiences. I am also unique, just like everyone else.

Keyser Soze

I have the answers to the questions you don't want to ask. I know the truth that will shatter the illusion you call life. I set people free from the Matrix. I crush the bodies and spirits of my adversaries with glee and impunity. I am the path into the jungle of the unknown. I am the light that shines on the dark corners of your soul. I am the revealer of things you don't wish to see. I am the teller of tales best left untold. I am the Light of Heaven and the Soil of Earth; God-in-Man; HU-man. I am the biotic organism classified by the Leeuwenhook System as Kingdom Mammal, species homo sapiens, of the Mountain geographic region of the continent called North America, which is in the Northern and Western Hemispheres of the planet called Earth, which is in the star system called Sol, which is in the spiral galaxy called The Milky Way, which is part of the Singular Universe, which originated at the will and direction of the Divine Spirit, the Source of All That Is.

JRGII

"A mass of molecules, complexs, held together by terrifying impropabilities." Also perhaps one who mispells and leaves unidentified quotes. One of Rorty's ironists?

rcC

I´m not what I look like. A beggar, or simply a sucker. Just a virtual genocide artist. Pro-auto-mutilation. My despair it´s me. But anyway I think it likes me.. .or not.. really I don´t know. Perhaps, if I speak in my language this could gets clear as my sweet Love eyes. NOT help AT ALL.

rcC

I´m not what I look like. A beggar, or simply a sucker. Just a virtual genocide artist. Pro-auto-mutilation. My despair it´s me. But anyway I think it likes me.. .or not.. really I don´t know. Perhaps, if I speak in my language this could gets clear as my sweet Love eyes. NOT help AT ALL.

AeroMexico

Helpless romantic who wants to finish school and fly the world along side my girlfriend Alma.

David Ponder

I'm a stong, confident, and intelligent person with no clue about life or the world, much less poetry.

mike gangel

im half pumpkin and half tuperware

Sarah Moberg

A freshman in college that can't wait for summer to come

Lisa Keilman

I am a 19 year old trying to get through finals and my first year of college at St. Louis University.

Ted LaBoube

I am a student @ St. Louis university

Erin Santarc

A 19 year old girl just trying to make a B in english!!!!

Shelby Cowley

A very stressed college freshman in the week before finals!

AEIOU

I am a messy vowel movement. Wanna join? We can be on the consonant lookout for sometimes Y. Why? Because thats what Grammar said to do.

An Unknown Agent

An imposter eager to be caught

Chris Johnson

I was the one that wished to be cought, but now I'm not.

John D. Devine

I am a post-structuralist philosopher. I will not try to match your razor sharp sarcasm in my replies.

Mandy

Mandy, and 18, soon to be 19 year old female from Illinois.

An Unknown Agent

I'm just a teenage dirtbag. actually I'm a septogenarian Forset Ranger.with a special interest in post-metaphysical debates.my uncle is a member of a Quenn tribute band.I stole Jacques Derrida's handbag.

Snow White and Blood Red

I am the whim of several billion cells to be me for a while. I am the consciousness created by the junk that I have accrued. All the fairy tales have been spun by my heart and stolen by my soul, sliding on disaparate ladders to create a meagre creature. I am snow white. And yet I am blood red.

Heavy depressed but fun to play

I'm the one and only danger for society...ME! The personification of anti-capitalistic sympathies. NO use for moralism, for Teletubbies and Furby and Bush should die...Big Bird Rulez!!!

Emperor Zorg

You seem to know already, calling me by name and all.

Luca Pilotto

A nosy spirit.

Reema

another pseudonym in the hat

An Unknown Agent

An imposter eager to be caught

An Unknown Agent

daniel liotti

Ian

Neatness counts the rings in a million felled trees to determine the age of enlightenment.

Darché

I am one effect in an infinite causal chain.

Stamatis

I am not you

An Unknown Agent

a nameless entity

An Unknown Agent

Now that's an interesting question. I used to think I knew, but the more I know, the more I realize that I was wrong.

anais420

i'm not anyone, to you, so why bother to explain myself? i'll never meet you, so speculate.

too paranoid to give out

Why do you want to know... (hopefully you're not conspiring... no wayl.. you can't be... oh well.) I love paranoia... I love this survey...

emz...

I am a person...

Earthan

I am hallucinogenic. Wait, now I'm "clever." I MIGHT be getting my homework done. But probably waffle. Then the pancake said, what am I? Chopped tin? Tin when; Used Usenames and their unadopted passwords. Video Death takes us home, Press Start and Mach Go Go! Saphire's turrett's syndrome is getting contagious. Inocculate my rock n' roll. Jesus built my Hedgehog.

HUBERT ALBERT RITZAU

HUBERT ALBERT RITZAU - PHYSICIST

kim

i wish i knew

Snotweasel®

I'm a nameless drone of the corporate world who is bent on world domination....and I want to have the number 42 eliminated...It's an evil number. I am also a snappy dresser.

Les Mouches

I'm the boogidy man. The fly in your soup, the soup in your fly. I am the environmental terrorist, and I listen to the voices because they seem to have some very compelling ideas.

Liam Chaelber

I dont know exactly who I am, but i'm sure the others do. I've never met a man I didn't not ever go to wanna be a truster.

An Unknown Agent

BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ!

kiyotei

digital digeratti

Eddie Encino

I am the cannonball with rumors attached. I am the one everybody saw on the news. I have 97 muscles in my neck. I hang with the corpses.

William

Will I am. Will I was. Will I be? http://www.geocities.com/wmtycho/

optional operator

wetware

Dozzent E. Quate

... but only to 10, mudhead.

Dave

An overtired CS student who just spent four hours working on an assignment that isn't due for another nineteen hours.

Eddie Encino

I am a pair of jeans, and they are boots, and the boots just want to want more.

Jones

a Playwright

Chris Wyczolkowski

I am a sellout college graduate with an art degree that does nothing with it. I am a misanthrope with highly social tendencies to hide my insecurity with myself. I like music, though I hate commercial radio. I am looking for enlightenment, please help.

Kathy

i am the incarnation of a god i don't believe in

William

Will I am. Will I was. Will I be? http://www.geocities.com/wmtycho/

deafboy

I'm the deaf boy in the blind man's parade, and tonight, I'll enjoy the silence.

Curt Esser

I was born standin' up, and talkin' back. My daddy was a green-eyed lumberjack...

Todd

I am once was, that is me.

An Unknown Agent

Still figurin that one out.

An Unknown Agent

A human trying being

snorkel

She is a small spec of matter who thinks that she is open minded until she fights everything around her. She gives out a helping hand but no one ever wants to hold it when the work is through. She has goals for a future that might not exist, but it humors her to punish herself everytime she ruins it. Scared and sick of being small.

Swiff-t

A bored musician/

gordon

ontological anarchist, 3rd chapter

dork

rusting sympathetic also lightly machinery... poop.

Joshua the Nordic degenerate

I am apart of the bum crew we are hopeless cattle farmers with few illusions as to our worth...we live on the margins of this spirit world without which what could I say? we do share round circles but you know where would I be without a milky substitution I just have to say Man Im not interested you know people like certain things but you know that don't mean they aren't angelic mobsters in the sheep herding night (pardon my refrence to an animal other than camel) but we are living this night as always with each ones lies and it contorts myself and I hate you all you blind bastards repent or you will burn in your own wicked vomit morbid fiend I don't live in a fancy house so what Im still a human being! you asshead look so I am not of noble blood does th at give you the right to put my seed down?? fuckhead you should not understand how a man can engage in a brief act of sexuall intercourse so don't make any compelling advances or I will shoot them down with my all seething eyes a market or your bum bum diddee god you purposeful mercinaries of doom do you not feel the fire that will scorch the land of the meek so I disappear with my arms turning into water but still I must recall my fantasies of latino girls who I ordered

seyda

I am a 27 year old women,an only child of family, a sociologist, an anarchyst,a feminist,a pacificist activist, still a sociology MA student, a writer, bla bla bla

Stephanotis

I am the groovy cosmic love machine

Zero

the revelations of elemental the hat333 once there was this flying hat that crossed the world in a magic balloon and spoke to blue fish up in the clouds

why?

so i said "to hell with it" and went on to live with porcine angels

Death

I am he who looks through the eye glass of the abyss.

Kimbo

one who loves and hates everything and everyone

An Unknown Agent

The Watcher

An Unknown Agent

Wouldn't you like to know?

An Unknown Agent

Take up a cup of water from the ocean and there I am

An Unknown Agent

I AM TRAPPED INSIDE myself AND I Want to Get Away. My mind Longs for freedom and the restricted lawlessness of rent to my mom.

sleepy

a stentorian dog with 'alternative' tendencies and a liking for subtly textured paper

GRRRRRRRR

I am a student, sreving time for a degree in Computer Animation.

0000000000001a

the answer is nanotechnology

POOP

I am as plastic wind is to my gutless refrigerator.

Jewn4Fire

Boy, we're deep, aren't we!

Nadine

I am a prospective art student who will change the world. I will tell reiterate to the "white man" that he cannot eat money. We will die without trees. I will show the False Christians that the rest of us have souls too.

An Unknown Agent

I am me, I am you, I am the voices in your head. I am light, I am darkness, I am everything you feel. I am that warm fuzzy feeling, I am that pain that can't hurt any more. I am real, I am imaginary, and I am everything in between. I am all of you, I am better than all of you. I am God, God of me.

Paul

I am me.

Eric Payne

Charles Manson's evil twin

\et

I am a bureaucrat working for an agency which promotes occupational health and safety. I do not know why such things are promoted or why I should participate in such a worthless undertaking. I was first introduced to surrealism by my two devon rex cats, Red Rosa Luxemberg (or simply Rosa) and Charley Parker (a/k/a "Bird", because Charley likes to eat chicken and chicken ain't nothing but a bird).

?

I'm somebody with nothing better to do than fill out this survey.

Christiansleaze

A non-blokey blokey.

An Unknown Agent

Ghost 365 dotcom

Chris Leary

I live in a small cottage by the ocean in Northwest Denmark with my widowed mother, a small cat, and a friendly child of unknown origin. Please continue your endeavors, for my mother looks forward to your updates as she passes the time before her death. The child, who we found near the freezing ocean, has surrealist tendencies, I believe, and I hope he will develop them as you all have so nicely. He too will soon be reading your website if I have anything to do with it. Thank you.

(Kirsten)

I am another faceless comment that YOU really could care less about.

SUBOBJECTIVUS

I am a two year old, two tonne baby that spontaneously begins to dribble when my mouth opens. GAGA

Atilla

Proof that engineers should not be allowed to study history.

Peter Gunn

Peter Danger Gunn

Laura

i am myself and that's about it. except i am also portions of other people i know, people i don't know and people i admire.

Guarded One

One who knows!! :) :)

Guarded One

One who knows!! :) :)

Guarded One

One who Knows!! :>) :>)

charlierosewater

charlierosewater

An Unknown Agent

aphroditee

Mosquito Christ

Natural Wonder, to be acknowledged by the blood-lust masses. At times, I carry the diseases that plaque your world. I am the itchy irritant on a daily basis. I am the vessal of infecton.

Cameron

not of any consern

Who wants to know anyway?

Does it really matter who I am?? Who are YOU anyhow??? Huh?? Huh??

Amanda

I am not who I used to be. I am not what you expect.

Mess_iah

I am whatever will bring you the most pleasure.

nothing

nothing

Remy

I am me!

josiah

muralist,revolutionary poet,christ equivalant

ThE LiGhT

the heaven that brings you to hell

DJ SALEM

wouldn't you like to know, WOULDN'T YOU!!

Shi Juna

I wish I knew...I wish I didn't ever have to say "I wish" I am the end, I am everything, that I feel. I am almost there the window, everyone is words.

Sanna

sanna banana

An Unknown Agent

I am the embodiement of my hopes and dreams. I am the maker of my future and the sucsessor of my destiny.

An Unknown Agent

I am the embodiement of my hopes and dreams. I am the maker of my future and the sucsessor of my destiny.

Ryan O'Connell

I am

mark

I am who I am

Eat Me

I'm the one you were looking for.

the rabbit

The moon rises as the ship sinks 2hmns1rmns

Musty

Born in Pemba Island on 16/07/1957, my query is I want to be doing my own Business making lot of Money because Money is the future,you are telling me how you can tell the future, telling you the fact the are some people in this World they fore tell the future, can you believe this .

When D. L'Oscar

When your Eisenhower doing today bed rock and rolaids spells a poopin.

krystal kirby

I am a girl I am a very nice person how loves football and love to do things.

Rose deBoueff

Marvin

His Honorable Feces

A lifeless mass of steaming, rancid flours.

noah

a person, somewhat selfindulgent, but hurried

Gav

Is me is I I am. See?

Legion

We are Legion. Know us for who we are.

Renee

I am a graduate student at Indiana University pursuing my masters in Literature, Rhetoric and Creative Writing. Can you say Starving Artist Academic Geekazoid? :-)

The Panda

Ex Machina Where did you come from?

Yasir Araphat

freak

Beers

Leftovers from the last paradigm shift.

An Unknown Agent

IT. Last time we played tag anyway... They were it until then.

Zack

I am a shiftless, greenish frying pan, looking for a lover pancake in this obscenely, obliviuos kitchen of life. At which time I shall go to clouds.

Susan Bowen

actress

optional

most frequently only on the comode. A believer in the truth whenever I find an honest person. I once heard a rumor that there was a truth. I however have to find it!

d.s.

someone, somewhere that could be your neighbor and you don't know.... well proboly not, but i scared you anyway right? ah no. oh well. i guess no pudding for me tonight...........

tanya

Some chick.

Baron Saturday

i am: not 19 anymore still writing bad poetry, but getting good at it the new Idiot Emperor of the Sacred Land of Moustache soon to be a bellboy

Bill Corpse

an athiest, pessimist, hippie, Heart of stone, Biker without a bike, Deathjunkie, living 4 the party, Lovin every woman I meet

PROFIT EZEEKYELL

A NIHILIST REJECTOR OF THE JEELY SACK CALLED HUMAN. MAKE NO BABIES LET THE WOLVES RECLAIM THEIR PLACE THIS ARROGANT SPECIES IS INTENT ON MAKING A GLOBAL SEWER. AT LEAST THE NEW INTERNET RICH HAVE HOUSES AS LARGE AS STORM SEWERS THEIR EMPTY LIVES CAN USE THE EXCITEMENT OF HAVING THE OVERFLOW PUMPED TO THEIR BOXES OF LARGESSE. TOTAL REJECTOR OF THE BULLSHIT CALLED CIVILIZATION AND ITS BULLSHIT FOUNDATIONS AND ALL THE BULLSHIT CALLED BELIEFS....IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S...BYE

Antigone

a misanthropic, athiest, anti-pop anything, pessimistic, insomnaic, hippie, cold-hearted, deceitful, (but loving), etc. indicator

snoochypoochy

I'm the person answering this survey.

Roy & Garry

I'm an ex-uni student who is trying to work out what the bigger picture is all about - and having no idea why I studied the units I did !

Warbeak

Wella, I ama sparra and I speaka tha sparra language. Ora ina otha worda, I ama a sparrow. I liva abova Redwalla, abova tha Abbeya. I ama Warbeak, eggchick of Dunwing, niece of King Bull Sparra, whena King Bull die, I becoma queena. Thena I taka overa tha worlda!!! HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Holloway

I work for a Birmingham-based theatre company. I write (amongst other things) I am currently using my dreams as the basis for a piece of art/fiction/theatre (who knows?) I am 31. I am a man.

Stephen

a seeker

Jesper Larsen

I am a student of English literature with a rather time-consuming role-playing hobby. I like to cook and to eat.

Tragedy Anne

15 year old female, immortal living on the planet known as earth

Zanphador

The toothy center of fowl irony as it's lungs spill liquid granite from it's all to full jowls. Of course this is all contingent on the slow alteration of a woman's not-so-often worn gofer. Praise Zippy!

Shawn

Better in butter slip-stepping in Cosby... Peddling flesh on a mountain, waving my hand at some children We like our bread... at the circus

An Unknown Agent

Why do you want to know?

Fleebobnewcut

I am currently serving as the prime minister/diplomat of the planet Cusoxman. I plan to buy out Microsoft, and with that investment plan to take over the world. By 2005, I will be your MASTER.

An Unknown Agent

planet earth, man, you know... EARTH, man. mannnnn. just ducky

rumpelstilskin

my purpose in life is to have no purpose

god

Well... I'm god

Opt I. Onal

swing and swell

lou-lou

i'm just a page in your history (or in this case - a line)

girl with arms

i am the one who feels she fell. she felt she feels the fall on and on off and on again till darkness. i knew it was dark.

An Unknown Agent

just a guy

An Unknown Agent

The biological experiment of one sperm cell and an egg. Consisting of two legs, two arms, 10 fingers, 10 toes, one head, two eyes, a brain, and a nose. I think I was a failure at the experiment and they turned me loose onto America..beware.

nothing

no one

An Unknown Agent

But can it count from one to three? Who am I any way, from top to bottom, from left to write. If I knew, it would not matter.

salvador

I, myself...mmmh...don't know

An Unknown Agent

A dude with the morals of a dog.

Paul

A guy

David

Artistic Director Crash and Burn Theatre company Head of Drama Admiral Lord Nelson School

Mitch

The author of www.mitcharf.com

GGDDMAN

A PIECE OF THE BLEEPIN ELECTRO-CHEMICAL CRAP GAME BEING PLAYED OUT OVER BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS AND BILLIONS OF DARK YEARS.

An Unknown Agent

someone who is not you

Bedavade

An alien.

Salt Chunk Mary

If you can't be yourself, imitate someone else.

Steve Billingsworth

I am a stupid construction worker.

Hydrangea Hard As Steel

Who? Hoo? I'm sorry, I have to be looking at you when I tell you that, otherwise it really doesn't make sense. Gestures are involved. Lots. But do you care to know? Care for me to write it down, not even by my own hand, but by my own keys on my limerickey imac i'm the mack and i know that, the way i kick the rhymes some will call me a poet? I look like a GIRL. I throw like a GIRL, I do karate chops and put people in the hospital like a GOD DAMN GIRL. Angry, arrogant, quivering, sensitive, cute, doglike, mole like digging in the ground. Can you dig it?

Gecko

I'm glad you asked that.

Steven Swain

No one. Just a lowly grad student. Someday I might be somebody though. Maybe.

child502837

Yet another resource-consuming, pollutant excreting humanoid trapped in the foul holding pen of secondary education. Once I graduate I will be entitled to thoughts and the identity they project.

An Unknown Agent

I am a alcoholic musician trying to make a living in portland oregon

angry sheepdog marie

an angry angry sheep dog

sweet pea

I am pea pod, daughter of the green giant...I kind of frighten myself with my strange desires(to die by way of golden brick wrapped in lemon causing a fatal blow to the head) I like art and poetry and Im 17 and Very Canadian, eh.

M

One who knows the final score.

Leathal Carter

LEATHAL CARRRTAAAH.... Leathal to the laitehs!

dhole phrenetic

I am a man with a lot to learn.

Ok.

Me.

An Unknown Agent

a magpie

henry

i swear a lot. sometimes i swear to myself. sometimes i swear to god. sopmetimes he swears back. other than that i am just a man, a dirty man, but a man none the less.

An Unknown Agent

curtains always nymphéas

Jennifer

I am a shoeless elephant who used to have a pair of red elevator pumps until I stopped eating peanuts and switched to almonds.

bro gUrU

n0-b0dy

Wabidoux(optional)

Zen Aesthetician, Preliminist-Practitioner and Pre-eminent Pubist par excellance!. Millenial-Quote:"GOD" is the shortest distance between zero & infinity...in either direction"....Alfred Jarry-PataPhysician

Lisa

I am me

An Unknown Agent

poor Russian girl

A.E.R.

a pilgrim of perdition, or a blackling monkey that is blue like an orange

An Unknown Agent

your art not art at all my art is the correct one you are always wrong I am god I have no ego

"you're killin' me"

I'm a person that is really pissed because there's no John Philip Sousa essays on the net that don't $8.95...

jac beury

I'm not quite sure, and that scares me. What would scare me more was if i knew exactly what i was. "am i the man i would dream i would be if i were a boy dreaming of the man i would be?" by Javan, a very gifted poet if you've never heard of him.

An Unknown Agent

18 year old college drop out hounded by DWI conviction I got when I was still in High school. Continuesly fucked in any given situation, and a pothead, not to mention quitting smoking cigarettes White male and completely aware the anglo mafia is centered in D.C.

Jack

An observer, A dabbler

An Unknown Agent

I am Mallory. I was just floating through cyberspace when I came across this little diddy. You guys are batty.

Blah blah blah, so forth and sew on, dot dot dot.

I am a firewalker (water was getting boring.)

Les Miserable

since entropy is inevitable we all become what we loathe.....

proteus

there may not be hope. but there just might be a small creature crawling on your neck. get it off!

Mr_Gone0

artist musician noise-ician ("human")-being extraordinare

Angela

An artist of all mediums, who presently teaches the insane to create art like objects.

Rothu

A Cryptomorphic Animator doing Optikal-Acoustic Illustration for the REAL Conspiracy Corporation, and also tattooing taxidermed road-kills for the joy of people's disgust and outrage..

Suatre

I am Hannah or Suatre or whatever. I draw and read and write until all the words and lines and stories come out my ears....

Rachel

a crazy Alaskan

jayhughe99

what the hell is it it to you? Why is it important? Why, is it important?

Max

Lover of oranguitangs, sinfull begger, rampant burning disease

srdja celic

GnimmmmmmmmGnimmmmmmmGnimmmmmmmmGnimmmmmmmmGnimmmmmmmmGnimmmmmmmmmm BOOM BIM BAM BIM BAM BIM BOOM BommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommmBommm HOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMMHOOOOMMMM

An Unknown Agent

why do you wish to know?

An Unknown Agent

I be yo mamma. Or a middle class white guy with delusions of grandeur. You pick.

Hanklin Rutherford Nu

Left & Right hemispheres have been fighting/fornicating, combatting/copulating each other for decades. Small part of my intellect is occasionally on loan to the Goliath of the Military Industrial Complex for the detriment of our species, but the short term gain of my evolutionary prospects (gene-pool and the like). Currently witnessing the Genesis of a new art movement called "Maximalism"(a term I coined, yet received no coinage for)...

Golden pussycat

I am vast. I contain multitudes. (Urrp.) Ahh, that's better.

~Z~

A nameless entity, floating through space, searching for light.

An Unknown Agent

A friend

heather

heather (adjective). like or similar in style and function to that which is heather. heather (noun). one which is contrary in demeanor. slang= ice queen, bitch, passionate, fiery.

Andrew Palmer

I'm am not a number. I am a dreamer and an idealist. Gifted with sharp wit.

uber-irie

just me, myself and i, ho ho hooo ho ho hooo ho ho, soul II soul, de la soul? i dunno, who was it? yeah i'm a polaroid of pretentious perfection

Zhara um Nikko

I'd have to disagree.......... Rubenesque academician seekes erudite intellectual for fun filled evenings spent ridiculing popular culture and the redneck proletariat. Mild elitism OK, HOWEVER, prefer intellectual superiority tempered with humanitarian insights. Must love dogs. SCA members receive special discount. no drugs, no smoking. Must be gainfully employed.

An Unknown Agent

necessary and sufficient

Grunt

(Counts neatness)

Bishop

I am nobody, but they know that already

Libbeth

transgendered pagan artist witch. looking into surrealist methods for getting directly into my psyche

tori

i go to an art highschool and i'm doing a project on surrealism. thought this site might be a good source for information. it is.

CR

From not so far away... looking for the links towards good reading i am The Reader.

An Unknown Agent

Marianne, a young artist with dreams of international recognition.

balegoth

A living nightmare, inhabiting a mortal vessel. You may call him Bob.

nuri

a pearl

Jenn

a person

Tina

I'm am the Princess. I am the Passion. I am....the Paranoia!

stuart

myself

Tuna Colada

a faceless fish with a big smile.

hellcat

nothing in particular- a monsoon. a haiku. a cigarette waiting to be lit. a dirty book? all of the above.

Spider

*sigh* I'll spare you the ennui.

Tom

90% water, 10% love.

my name

who wants to know?

Johnny Flashdance

I am the true Lord of the Dance. I like Yaffa and puppies.

Lucy

psychosis. divine nectar. a girl. ><//> <\\>< fishes! said "fee-shis!"

michael

A graduate student covered in marvelous phantoms and carrying the melodies of jazz and poetry under a sheet that is my ghost.

jello

break me--i am too whole. the end.(Neatness counts)

James Rush

It all began on a novembers night in 1980. My parents had been going at it like donkeys for several hours. 4 weeks later, Mum discovered she was pregnant. And so a legend was born...

Jesse Ransom

I am what I am, which isn't too much, but people keep telling me I'm just a pseudo-something-else anyway.

Duchess

I'm the girl of your dreams. Pouty lips, blonde hair.

Duchess

I'm the girl of your dreams. Pouty lips, blonde hair.

Danielle

wouldn't you like to know, or not. i'm a confused want-to-be actor who is hopped up on caffine. i'll leave the rest to the imagination

Derek

I'm just a regular guy.

Raziel

when fate interferes with reality one mans determination can simply determine his fate. Too serious, for me you miniscule school of insane halibut wannabees

you know when people say "no way hose"?...well i'm hose...ok NO..my name is *Fay* :)

...ok well i'm sorry but i'm not that neat of a person...everyone always seems to say that about the way i dress too but it does not bother me....and tee hee! i'm on the phone and my friend is spazzing at her family and she just said "international gay night"

An Unknown Agent

Bored people in an institution from hell, watched over by the senior management team of evil.

An Unknown Agent

I am the breath that gave life to man. . .

An Unknown Agent

I'm looking at a plant right now. Also, I want to have sex.

jamison sechser

jamison sechser, truman in the real life show

tom

find out

justbob

nt admin hacker (NOT cracker)

(the plastic clown

(Npoet ofeatnesssorts counewtothewebbs)& aband that plays very fkd improv & tript music/noise stuff also poems like "John Wayne is in my girlfriend's pussy"

chris

je suis le mort noir. je ne viuex pas etre chatre, je suis un grande pomme de terre. mange poisson avec moi.

Bubby

I am gay.

gianluca

gianluca

wonk+

a distributed chaotic amplifier (last time we checked)

An Unknown Agent

The dog who let's you out.

Troy

A writer influenced by the surrealists. Call me post modern or post post modern, modern posting moderin writing in strange spaces because of unpublishability of the words written while wondering where the world went without me. It's all Andre Breton's, Nietzsche's and de Sade's fault! I write from the pain of the zaqqum tree, that's me. Focusing fear and failure into flights of fancy masked by words.

j

i like you. i've had your page bookmarked for a while, and i've come and gone from the internet and this page is always here. i'm still amazed by your creativity and proficience with words. it's good to see atleast this spot on the internet isn't being wasted. yours, j.

whyit

The meat department is closed today. When I went to buy fish, the ladies underwear bloomed before the open ferris wheel. Instead of a mannikin, I bought a study in violet. Thereupon, I wet my pants and pulled three stars from the pocket of my Dockers khakis (see my ad in the latest Details magazine). The beginning of time was the slowest time of all. I am Christ's sword-bearer and am doomed to obscurity.

An Unknown Agent

god

sneakypeat

I am a part of a greater whole in which text cannot describe. I am thought.

ally

i am the monster hiding under your bed...except a whole lot easier to look at...

BillyMac

I am $4.63 worth of molecular compounds (adjusted for inflation). My purpose for existence is unclear to me however I have the capacity to assist others in the aquisition of wealth. And I can procreate. (That doesn't narrow it down much, does it?)

Drew Smith

A bored 12-year old male.

benny contagious

a punker from pittsburgh pa. i enjoy candlelit dinners, love movies, and long moonlit walks by the beach.

AnN

Im still looking for the answer to that...when i find out, ill tell the world or maybe not.

wolf303

Just another person who's been here before.

Rob Turner

A muppet made of treacle called lampshade in a darkend room of 5 people smoking Bowyers.

kelly d.

zum zum zum

tim

i am king in the land of pennywhistles

filament

well I could tell you but then I'd feel obligated to be some form of coherent and I *rilly* don't think either of us are prepared for that kind of thing at *this* hour, and come to think of it what are you doing up so late, anyway? Don't you have school tomorrow, young man? Wait, no, that's me. Wait, no, it's not. Were we talking about caffeine? We should have been, or at least *I* should have been, since it *is* my monologue, after all. Not that I'm using it very effectively, so maybe I'll let you borrow it for a while...just put it back when you're done... Whee. I feel better now.

Tonglen Dorje

lost ambulator

An Unknown Agent

who am I can this be any neeter ?

wobby

eris

Sara Elizabeth

I'm a wooden doll and you're a fish.

Kumquat1

A brilliant orange with a sky-blue backround.

Lucifer

The Most Beautiful Angel

Olivia

I am Minerva, Roman Goddess of Wisdom, but my wisdom is not in words, it is intuition.

Genevieve

I am time. My life is everybody's. My time leaps and jumps the borders and the invisible walls that, I see.

Nickey

strangely mortal and wishing the girl you will never meet but always know....

Andrew A.

I watch the world as much as I care, and express it if I can.

Jeremy

the son of Ken

Absy

a very angry squishy substance.

An Unknown Agent

Well, think of the absolute worst thing you can imagine. Then multiply that by One million, and while you do that I will just slip out of the room un-noticed.

kelly

Im a 16 year old student in a high school french class.

Johnny Deformed

A pitiful minstrel maid

An Unknown Agent

Enjoyed your site very much; I would like to add it as a link on mine at: http://members.tripod.com/blypoet

rotorelief

no one really

Heather

I am: a happy, sleep-deprived, over-caffeinated grrrl with too much time on her hands. I am: someone who wanted to go to that damned a capella concert at Brown tonight, but didn't want to deal with getting there.

Nothing Nowhere

i am me and thus i shall remain until i cease to be me.

Brian, Stacey, and Benny

You don't need to know. but thanks for asking. :-)

frances gomeztagle

I'm the doornob to a very large closet(I'm not being conceited, just honest)

Haans Bals von gunten

; 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4 neatness sings: "doop dee doo dee doo.... the sky is very blue" neatness performs circumcisions : Boom chik-a Boom neatness enjoys django reinhardt : Hmmm aww , ya! neatness is being anthropomorphisized : oh no. G-dspeed

Annie

yer mom

Alexis

I don't want to answer but what the hell! I'm a teen that is desperate to move out of her freakin house away from her parents

Elizabeth

Um ok.....

Velevetine@aol.com

A person that believes in self-defammation and cynicism wholeheartedly.

Elpugnaro

who wants to know?

An Unknown Agent

I am not a follower of "world famous artist"

Artichoke Man

I would like to implore everyone to eat as many artichokes as is humanly possible. Why you ask? Because artichokes are very good for you. They are high in vitamins. A testimonial from my great Aunt Esther: Aunt E: "Artichokes saved my life!! I was about to expire after a misdiagnosed liver ailment (lawsuit pending) when my fine, young, great nephew, here, shoved an uncooked artichoke into my mouth." AMAN: "I didn't have time to cook it due to the urgency of the situation." Aunt E: "Upon swallowing the artichoke......." AMAN: "I had to shove her jaw up and down to make her chew due to the urgency of the situation. When I saw that this was not working, I dislodged the partially chewed pieces from her mouth and paused......As I glanced out the window of AE's 666th floor apartment I noticed a mother bird on her nest in a tree just outside the window feeding one of her youngins by chewing the meal and then regurgitating it into the youngins beak. Hmmmmmmmm........." Aunt E: "LET ME TELL THE STORY, DAMNIT!!!!!!" AMAN: "Sorry, Aunty E......"(whimper, whimper) Aunt E: "the only thing I remember from the whole experience is coming to and having the terrible taste of vodka in my mouth." AMAN: "That was to kill the germs, Aunty E!!!!!" To answer your question in 2 words, I am: Artichoke Man

Joce

Um, starving college student.

The Pope

The evil ferret of Mao Tse Tung

Mike

What the hell is this thing? This is gay. I want a woman.

An Unknown Agent

hmmm, very difficult, will answer the way most might expect. an english major planning to attend antioch university for a masters in education. also planning to take over the world with a few well grounded friends.

Don Miguel de Londres

A painter

Wolf303

No, it doesn't. But I'm in a nice mood today, so don't piss me off! I'm me.

AT

I'm the guy that we always made fun of and pointed at in the maternity ward, sometimes into the wee hours of the morning..... it was a shame about that nurse, wasn't it?

David Christian Kennedy

the one who carries the sperm of either the anti-christ or the new messiah in my loins, and I need a subject to test the theory

Maudlin

I wish I knew. Do you? Probably not.

Lone(ly)Ranger

sad,strange little man

paul fiasco

lord of listen.to/taf, king high of the birdcage - location, undisclosed

mooog

your mother

An Unknown Agent

a smelly girl

Horatio Hupnagel

Just some guy.

An Unknown Agent

The problem with the world today.

ozerder arkadaþlar buralarda bana

it's not important so much

Dozzent E. Quate

Just your ordinary citizen who has come to terms with his mental illness. It is really quite simple. I merely project it all onto those around me.

mike

im nobody til somebody loves

heather

girl

Eugene

A leapord without skin

Sennex D.

I'm the person that lives in the basement suite of that building over there and watches you walk by. I see you but you can't see me. I have your photo hanging on my wall. I know all about you.

Kinbote

Still trying to bust a rhyme in my own special way!!

An Unknown Agent

I am a human(or, atleast the last time I checked)

Pablo

I am me? Who are you?

Mallo

Your king

Eric

I have no idea

Bismark

I am Bismark the Uban Forester,my world is the esplanade .I happily plant trees in awful areas because it allows me to witness the life cycle of something that normally outlives us.

Dave

I am me. What more do you need to know?

kiwi

Just a mecho-techno-v1 with a 450mhz co-processor and wandering thru this web of existence looking for some blue chrome that will not rust.

Myth

I AM OZ...no, wait a minute...yep, that's me. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Bored

Someone being bombarded.

sun-ying

i am a 68 year young chinese man who plays mozart and chopin / in the morning i throw pails of cold water on my body before going to the park with my mini-collie scherzo / there he sits waiting while i perform an original form of movement and breath ritual / i go about the city on a nishiki mountain bike / two evenings a week my group kwoa [knights without armour' meet on a composite futon in a candlelit room flanked by two grand pnos for meditative movement and asexual massage exchange / in the morning, the merry go round again

Pail Edification

I am who was formed from the combination of the collection of experiences that have affected what is my mind throughout my life, and the subsequent processing of said experiences through my mind which was then altered by such experiences, as well as by genetic "flaws" and certain types of high-energy radiation. Just who the moose are you?

Quas

in search of the noble savage his brain to mince and his soul to ravage

Eman Rouy

An ass

Trevor

I am the guy in the north stands with a beer and a blunt at every Bronco's home game.

R. Smith

Student.

Undine Sarcophogus

your worst nightmare

Don't you ever call me that again!

a hookerhead bloat-a-thon, and don't try to call me homie or homes or homeboy or any derivative thereof.

jim

some guy

Aahhmmm

Me? Well, ill try to explain... Somebody, who by trying to lose atachment to useless impulses of his enviroment and whos trying to shut down the inner dialog. That enough?

Ryan of Rosewood

What a question! Who are you? Should I dust off my delusions of persicution and hide myself in a corner? Would you see me there?

tinky winky

Need youre love

Nad Suckmore

A computer nerd , with way too much time on his hands. Especially to be answering this survey.

Clever, Clever

I am somebody killing time at this damn website. Who are you? Does this have to be witty? I suffer from severe performance anxiety. This is for all the beautiful babies. damnit, I think i need a more pseudo intellectual name. maybe reference to.... some famous surrealist guy! yeah! no, really. you are beautiful.

Br0kEn

an illusion

Tom

I am the one

Vanessa

The question is, really, who I am not.

Christine

Well, I am a person that just wants to marry someone rich so I do not have to do let's make a living thing. That way I can stay up late and work on my artwork and stuff. (Neatness counts)

Shoulders Bag

Remember that fat girl on the corner? that jellyfish with clear skin? that rotting pumpkin aften Thanksgiving/Boxing Day? That's me, re-membered.

Doe, John Doe

Iam an personality type INTJ (you can find it at any Keirsey site) and am fond of educating myself. I tend to lean towards being a cynic because I don't believe just to believe. Oh yeah, and I HATE STUPID PEOPLE> IGNORANCE IS A PLAGUE THAT NEEDS BE VANQUISHED<

killer penguin

inigo montoya sadie la babe punky brewster

William Cipkala

I was hoping that you'd tell me. Though if you did, I'd tell you to go to blazes.

HMS The Pickled Quim

I am your worst nightmare, if you are one of the 10 US citizens who believes in free choice. If not, go boot yourself. And if you are not one of any US citizens, please try again. ::PING!::

dt

1, 2, 3, 4 i am you and so much more 5, 6, 7, 8, i am all you love to hate 9, 10, 11, 12, into dada i chose to delve

Reggaejunkiejew

I am one of many people of Hebrew heritage who like to smoke up and get down to the island beat music except I don't like reggae, I'm not Jewish, and I'm far from a junkie.

(naomi wilson)

god

An Unknown Agent

a clone

Ms. Nomered

The Amalgamanians took out the venetian blinds last February forths so you must be hiding in that big lump of sheet unmade bed of mine. And, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

It's written down somewhere, if I can just find it...

The person watching you at your computer through the dusty venetian blinds on the other side of the rooom where you thought you were alone...

coralie

15 year old animal

catherine

no one of concequence

Sweet James

I am a good egg.

kenneth frieze

just some guy trying to find a way to express hisself in a world that is falling a part!

An Unknown Agent

An office drone, a minor functionary in a souless bureaucracy, a very bad poet, a worse painter, a pretty good prose writer, a really great telephone voice.

Mark

Good question

An Unknown Agent

Someone who likes to talk about herself.

floridaL manthiaS

sweetness and light to many an eye, for eye am your I. dont peer at me if you dont snigger, my gelfling zealot.

Angelique

this truly is something that can only be answered by myself, unto myself, using that little language in my head that only I speak, consisting mostly of blurry uncredible images and soundbytes of events and data that may not accurately reflect the truth

adrian belew

I am NOT a mushroom!

Chemical Geezer

I am approxiamately one-five-billioneth of the global populace.

john adams

I exorcise the evil pestilence from the soles of our children's lost shoes.

Folded

I am the one standing in the corner, underneath the shadows. I am the watcher, devouring images to be shuffled prior to regurgitation. I wrap myself around the underbelly threads of reality, where the slime is thick. I skate the edges of the disk of madness, where even the truly mad do not tread. I am the alone one. I am the everyone. I am a pre-psychotic borderline paranoid schizophrenic. I am not my DNA. Neither am I my parents. Everything that came before has resulted in me. Which makes me wonder if everything that came before would have bothered, knowing the final result. I am the last True Believer, and therefore, the ultimate cynic. I am a pretentious, overblown, longwinded, dull little man.

Janet

I am someone who answers in semi-complete sentences, and who. Trapped in a butterfly jar; surrounded by jellybeans... Now for an analogy! salad dressing:sex::nailpolish:windows Anyways, I don't have anything else to type, and because I am experiencing technical difficulties. Does anyone want to discuss the foreign film, "The King of Hearts"? It probably was made in the 1960s and might star a man named Alan Bates. (I cannot recall the actor's name right now.) Let me know if you have any opinions about the film you want to share. Me. Female. White. Brown hair. Blue eyes. 18. California. Umbrella.

theresa

an ether-sniffin' bleach blonde myopic lesbian.

Stu (optional) Neville

As always, I never have seen any time that it hasn't. That is not to say.

plutolar

i am the reader of books to friends, even friends who have already bought the book because i'm reading too slowly, but they know what book i'm talking about baby, they know, and i'm gonna use that book baby, use it for a onetimeusepad, not as safe but handy there to use

adrian noble

i am what i think i am therefor i think i am

ase

pop culture pirate anarchist asslembager pomosexual

Rachel

I am confused....i am dazed.....i am floating through conscienceness....i am lost....why are you asking me??....who are you?????

dustbunnysrevenge

i am the multiplicatin tables done wrong the sky in a lovely hue of yellow-orange edging its way to red-orange the almost truth that persists in sitting humbly on the proverbial tip of the toungue hermits delite in not seeing anyone the dark side ofthe happiness we feel when we realize that: an artist who speaks, speaks of sex, love, death, mystery and god. i am a poet with no words.

kirsten

a feminist bitch who claims to know nothing

An Unknown Agent

Bird

Trevor H. VB

i am a child of the generation in which steel is warm and breast feeding is part of the adult syndrome, rather than the general theme of growth. i am a dark hearted little snot. i am a self hating mental cosmonaut. i am the dirt under the entire universes heel. i am a sweaty arm pitted man with a pot belly and a tie which reads galaxy number one. i hide the wolfman in my shirt, he keeps coming out my earrs and not laughing at my witticisms.

The Tolar of Turlington

I AM THE THE BRAND NAME WHO ARE YOU ?

raloT divaD

i am one person i am all people i am adam i am eve i am cain and abel i am no prophet i am instead a man with a world of view this is the time and this is the record of the time i am as digressive as life and as tangible as death i think therefore . . . now there is an interesting notion let me stick to what i know best this is the time and this is the record of the time.

Velouria

A copy editor, a notawriter and an organisational in-house case. i'm first up against the wall. i'm not a Promise Keeper. i'm done for the day and in for the long haul. i'm little and delicious; i'm deployed and contagious. i'm painting leaves on your walls and messing with the settings on your window air conditioner. i'm the dream that didn't happen; i'm one life too many and i'm loving every minute of it. i serve The Morning.

david tolar

i am the creative force behind the republican progressive dada party i am the creative force behind the creation of drivel

R. Mutt

I am not anyway, so dont ask me who I am anyway.I am a mental conquistador that is enough ,but not quite.I am amost dangerous toxin.A poison of the mind and imagination.

I am not David Tolar

a rat invaded world

joan

how am i supposed to know?

shimon palmer

someone you don't know

The Golden Ship Was, Oh! Oh! Oh!

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