Wouldn't last a minute in Baghdad

I LOVE this headline from CNN: Cheney heard boom, went to shelter. C'mon, Dick, that's how they greet liberators in Afghanistan, at least during the last throes of an insurgency. You've been screaming about the "terrorists" for years; grab your shotgun and get out there!

Of course, Cheney and booms go back a long way.

The other stories are claiming that the attack on Cheney has caused the stock market to take a dive; I say it's because he survived.

How long do you think it will be before the Bushies blame the attack on Iran?