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Is there film in that? A Recent Photo

A relatively recent photo of me, taken with a high-res black and white scanning camera. They were adjusting the camera for other purposes, took the shot, and I liked it. One of the few extant photos where I don't have a full beard. Although it's four years old, it's still pretty much what I look like. 100592 bytes, black and white, Aug. 1996.

I am not a woman, but I play songs as if were sometimes. Caulkin' At The Concert

A few years back Steve Macdonald and I did a sendup of Mike Longcors song `I Like To Watch You Walk.' We humbly admit it's a great song, but it's written to be sung by a woman. Since no woman has picked it up, I sing it anyway. Please, come and save me from myself. 59940 bytes, color, May 2001.

For those who don't deserve the best. The Fearless Leader

Taken shortly after I was elected president of the Dorsai Irregulars. Somebody called me `Papa Smurf', somebody else got an evil glint in their eye, and next thing I know I'm wearing this silly hat. The gesture means `for those who don't deserve the best.' 38071 bytes, black and white, around 1991.

Clif Eats His Words Congratulations On Your Loss

Clif Flynt <clif@clif.ypsi.mi.us>, Bill Roper <roper@mcs.com> and I finished first, second, and third respectively in an insult contest. Second and third prize was the right to hold the winner while the first prize was delivered. Bill (left, standing) and I (right, standing) are congratulating each other on our forethought on having lost. Clif is admiring his prize. 174206 bytes, color, spring of 1980. Many thanks to Rick Wegryn <raw@aisinc.com>, who scanned in an old photo and touched it up digitally.


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