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Although these essays and songs are © Steve Simmons, they are here for your reading pleasure. If you enjoy them, wonderful. If you want to print a copy for personal use, that's fine. If you wish to, you may put a link to them in your web pages. If you want to sing the songs, I'm immensely complimented - go ahead.
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