The sunshine state

In Florida, you can be arrested for feeding the poor or being six years old, but if you blew up a Cuban airliner, you go free. Oh, and they've got that insane shoot-first law. Why would anyone not involved in organized crime or the Republican Party (but I repeat myself) ever want to retire there?

BTW, the six-year-old girl was charged with a felony, which may mean that she no longer needs to wait until she's 18 to (try to) vote the bums who arrested her out of office--she may never get to vote at all.