The Ten K Wig
/*
The Ten K Wig
First let me say, Xdot DID NOT instigate the 10 K wig. Conceived
by Underground and participating CaptAdv and Dotmo we have what follows.
Now there can be only 1 of these probable outcomes to such an endeavor:
- Everyone folds (boring and as such 10K N repeated)
- One or more moa (new plural of mo) call, all bet low after discard,
or moa with obvious loser hand folds a moderate bet after discard.
- One (or more) are gonna bank.
*/
BotMo2> Game #3774 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 25.
BotMo2> $: Cap:32504 Coo:120865 vam:10920 Spa:3745 Dot:71814 Und:62739
BotMo2> Spammy, you're first to place a bet.
BotMo2> Spammy checks.
BotMo2> Dotmo, you're next.
BotMo2> Dotmo checks.
BotMo2> Undergrnd, you're next.
BotMo2> Undergrnd has set the bet to 10000. Pot is 10150.
BotMo2> CaptAdv, you're next.
Undergrnd> sozzy
BotMo2> Cootmo folds. 5 players remaining.
CaptAdv> heh
CaptAdv> p see weeeeee !
BotMo2> CaptAdv pays 10000 to see the bet. Pot is 20150.
BotMo2> vam1, you're next.
BotMo2> vam1 folds. 4 players remaining.
BotMo2> Spammy, you're next.
BotMo2> Spammy folds. 3 players remaining.
BotMo2> Dotmo, you're next.
BotMo2> Dotmo pays 10000 to see the bet. Pot is 30150.
BotMo2> Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
BotMo2> Undergrnd will be discarding 2 cards.
Cootmo> this is good
/*
Cooter, the master of understatement
*/
BotMo2> Dotmo will be discarding 1 card.
CaptAdv> p discard 1 5
BotMo2> CaptAdv will be discarding 2 cards.
BotMo2> Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
BotMo2> Dotmo, you're first to place a bet.
Cootmo> rol!!
Cootmo> ROLL!
/*
You'd like that you big wuss...
*/
BotMo2> Dotmo has set the bet to 20000. Pot is 50150.
BotMo2> Undergrnd, you're next.
/*
Some random thoughts that SHOULD occur to you as the wigger....
- You announced the 10K wig bet previous to getting in game.
- Not 1 but 2 moa call.
- Now before there are any discards you gotta believe the least hand
these guys would have is 2 pair. Not many moa would
call 10K bet with 4 flush or 4 str8, when they have 30K+ and are in a
comfortable position in the top list etc.
- Caller #2 is the one to worry about since HE knows he must beat TWO moa.
- #1 discards 2 (probably trips) and #2 discards 1 (doubs at least and
might be hidies but no sense hiding trips for this one so most likely
2 pair, and probably HIGH two pair)
- Mo #2 is first to bet and bets 20K. WHAT DOES HE HAVE?
- Quads not unlikely given this bet
- Gotta be a BOAT
- Bluff? (Mo #2 IS Dotmo after all)
- Hit Str8 or Flush (Unlikely Dotmo bets 10K on 4 flush unless SF)
If you are the wigger, and draw cooter flush what do YOU DO?
- A. Fold; Mo has obvious quads/boat
- B. Call Dot-munch?
- C. Raise 30K (if you are wrong you just banked yourself)
*/
CaptAdv> LOL
Cootmo> oh my
/*
I told you Coot's a master
*/
BotMo2> Undergrnd sees 20000 and raises 30000 to make the bet 50000!. Pot is 100150.
BotMo2> CaptAdv, you're next.
Cootmo> SHIT!
Dotmo> oh well
/*
Now as the mo holding the cards your thoughts should be:
- WTF????
- Mo dissed 2...
- A. He had trips and caught quads or had trip As/Ks and filled (unlikely)
- B. He is bluffing/wigging again (he did leave himself 2K)
- C. He had lower trips and filled (a loser)
- D. Any kind of miracle draw short of quads/A-/K-boat (actual)
Dotthoughts: If he pulled K-boat or higher: more power to him.
So thusly I shall vulture...
*/
CaptAdv> p fold while I still can !! (dotmo gonna get zoinkerd)
BotMo2> CaptAdv folds and mumbles, "while I still can !! (dotmo gonna get zoinkerd)". 2 players remaining.
/*
CaptAdv, master of the dillpupism
*/
BotMo2> Dotmo, you're next.
Cootmo> 1 freakin hand
BotMo2> Dotmo sees 30000 and raises 2789 to make the bet 52789!. Pot is 132939.
BotMo2> Undergrnd, you're next.
BotMo2> Undergrnd pays 2789 to see the bet. Pot is 135728.
BotMo2> Revealing the players' cards:
BotMo2> Dotmo: Q-D 3-C Q-C 3-H Q-S Undergrnd: 9-S 5-S 6-S 3-S A-S
BotMo2> Dotmo's hand value: FULL HOUSE with three-of-a-kind: Queens.
BotMo2> Dotmo wins the game with 135728 in the pot!!
/*
Unfortunately Undergrnd picks action C.
Can you say 'wee!'?
*/
BotMo2> Undergrnd bankrupted.
BotMo2> Undergrnd folds.
CaptAdv> buh buy noo !
Cootmo> LOL!
Undergrnd> weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
CaptAdv> thats was quick !
CaptAdv> woohoo !
CaptAdv> new #1 !
Undergrnd> congrats dotmo!!!
Dotmo> i think i go clean my drawers now
lawbabe> evening all
Spammy> damn what a hand
CaptAdv> LOL !!
Undergrnd> heh, now i can get on with my life again...damn compulsiveness :)
BotMo2> Dotmo has quit the game.
BotMo2> Congratulations Dotmo! You own the #1 spot in the top players!
Dotmo> later mos
Cootmo> cya dot
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