Lucky? And Something about Derieres?

Lucky? And Something About Derieres?

/*
Lucky? And Something About Derieres?

skp gets his come-uppance here. Do you really think the the dot
would OVER-VULTURE your diss 1 with less than a boat?
*/
=pbot= Game #5030 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot= $: Xdo:698929 skp:34133 Afr:39351 ***:0 One:359401 pan:155075
=pbot= Xdot's cards: 1) 5-H 2) 6-D 3) Q-S 4) 2-D 5) 5-D
=pbot= skp, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= skp has set the bet to 6789. Pot is 7289.
=pbot= Afromo, you're next.
=pbot= pandy folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= Afromo pays 6789 to see the bet. Pot is 14078.
=pbot= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot= One-Eyed folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 6789 to see the bet. Pot is 20867.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Afromo has discarded.
=pbot= skp has discarded.
=pbot= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot= Xdot's cards: 1) 4-D 2) 6-D 3) 3-D 4) 2-D 5) 5-D
/*
Can you say 'WEE!'?
*/
=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= Xdot:2 skp:1 Afromo:3 One-Eyed:- pandy:-
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= skp, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= skp has set the bet to 5678. Pot is 26545.
=pbot= Afromo, you're next.
=pbot= Afromo folds and mumbles, "FARMNEXT". 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 5678 and raises 25000 to make the bet 30678!. Pot is 57223.
=pbot= skp, you're next.
=pbot= Bet limit of 50 imposed for skp.
=pbot= skp pays 21716 to see the bet. Pot is 78939.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 4-D 6-D 3-D 2-D 5-D skp: 3-S 7-S 6-S 9-S 8-S
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Straight Flush, Diamond-6 high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 78939 in the pot!!
=pbot= skp bankrupted.
=pbot= skp folds.
Xdot> wee?
skp> wow
Xdot> close
One-Eyed> wow nice
skp> very ,, umm how shall we say?
skp> lucky? and supmpin about derires
Xdot> noff?
skp> heh

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