SF Alert


/*
SF Alert

Every so often dotmo says 'sf alert' or 'rf alert' before discards or
opening bets. Most moa should know this means dotmo has a particulary
poor hand and the only draw that makes sense is to go for the
cooter (draw 2 flush). He almost never announces a draw 1 sf attempt
(which should make opponents think a little).
Here in a good-natured reparte' with Gatorboy the 'sf alert' bears fruit.
*/
> Game #20670 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 25.
> $: dot:7187 Gat:2043 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0
> dotmo, you're first to place a bet.
> dotmo> sf alert
> dotmo checks.
> Gatorboy, you're next.
> Gatorboy checks.
> Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
> Gatorboy will be discarding 2 cards.
> dotmo will be discarding 1 card.
> Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
> dotmo, you're first to place a bet.
> dotmo> heh
> dotmo checks.
> Gatorboy, you're next.
> Gatorboy has set the bet to 33. Pot is 83.
> dotmo, you're next.
> dotmo> N believer?
/*
Gator bets 33 into draw 1 sf alert...
*/
> Gatorboy> how many sfs you up to now?
> dotmo> lost count, 33 or so
> dotmo folds. 1 players remaining.
> Gatorboy wins the game with 83 in the pot!!
/*
Next game is N important..
*/
> Game #20671 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 25.
> $: dot:7162 Gat:2068 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0
> Gatorboy> that's a lot
> dotmo: 9-S 10-C 5-D K-C K-H Gatorboy: Q-S 4-S 10-H J-S A-H
> dotmo's hand value: A pair of Kings.
> dotmo wins the game with 58 in the pot!!
/*
And then...
*/
> Game #20672 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 25.
> $: dot:7191 Gat:2039 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0 ***:0
> dotmo, you're first to place a bet.
> Welcome, sjack with 1769 money (bankrupt 8 times).
> dotmo> sf alert
> dotmo checks.
> Gatorboy, you're next.
> Gatorboy has set the bet to 100. Pot is 150.
> dotmo, you're next.
> dotmo pays 100 to see the bet. Pot is 250.
> Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
> dotmo will be discarding 1 card.
> Gatorboy will be discarding 3 cards.
> Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
> Gatorboy, you're first to place a bet.
> Gatorboy has set the bet to 300. Pot is 550.
> dotmo, you're next.
> dotmo> make that 34 or so
> Gatorboy> LOL
> dotmo sees 300 and raises 200 to make the bet 500!. Pot is 1050.
/*
Heh a little boost just to make it interesting.
*/
> Gatorboy, you're next.
> Gatorboy pays 200 to see the bet. Pot is 1250.
> Revealing the players' cards:
> dotmo: K-D 9-D 10-D Q-D J-D Gatorboy: 6-C 4-H Q-C 6-H Q-H
> dotmo's hand value: Straight Flush, Diamond-King high.
> dotmo wins the game with 1250 in the pot!!
> Gatorboy> holy shit
> dotmo> heh
> Gatorboy> that is fugging funny
> Gatorboy> right after I asked
> Gatorboy> you couldn't have set me up any better
> dotmo> what game # was that?
> Gatorboy> 20672
> dotmo> just a sec
> dotmo> i need log
> Gatorboy> but people hate HOMs where poor ole' g8r gets norked
> dotmo> N HOM, i put on Xdots page only
/*
Sorry GB, couldn't resist HOM page...
*/



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