Mega-Nork

/*
Mega-Nork

Supreme munch turns into a Mega-Nork for Xdot...
*/
=pbot2= HOOK- wins the game with 6640 in the pot!!
=pbot2= Game #883 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: Xdo:12450 HOO:17992 ^Pa:15791 One:69050 ***:0 ***:0
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 7-H 2) Q-D 3) 5-H 4) J-C 5) 3-H
/*
Well N much, cooter sf, lets see who has doubs...
*/
=pbot2= Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Xdot has set the bet to 1000. Pot is 1040.
=pbot2= HOOK-, you're next.
=pbot2= HOOK- folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= ^Palin, you're next.
=pbot2= ^Palin pays 1000 to see the bet. Pot is 2040.
=pbot2= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot2= One-Eyed folds and mumbles, "No pair AGAIN %$#@!". 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot2= ^Palin has discarded.
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 7-H 2) 6-H 3) 5-H 4) 4-H 5) 3-H
/*
Say what? WOW!
*/
=pbot2= Discards are as follows:
=pbot2= Xdot:2 HOOK-:- ^Palin:1 One-Eyed:-
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Xdot has set the bet to 3000. Pot is 5040.
/*
Lets see if doubwuss has the Kohones
*/
=pbot2= ^Palin, you're next.
=pbot2= ^Palin sees 3000 and raises 3000 to make the bet 6000!. Pot is 11040.
/*
Hmm, apparently the mo hit something....
*/
=pbot2= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot2= Xdot sees 3000 and raises 3000 to make the bet 9000!. Pot is 17040.
=pbot2= ^Palin, you're next.
=pbot2= ^Palin pays 3000 to see the bet. Pot is 20040.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Xdot: 7-H 6-H 5-H 4-H 3-H ^Palin: 10-C 6-C K-C 9-C 3-C
=pbot2= Xdot's hand value: Straight Flush, Heart-7 high.
=pbot2= Xdot wins the game with 20040 in the pot!!
Xdot> wee?
HOOK-> nice hand
One-Eyed> decent hand
^Palin> heh
HOOK-> very nice
Xdot> out cootered
One-Eyed> low hearts ok... not a royal... /)
One-Eyed> .)
^Palin> with two discards? :/
Xdot> i was munch, but i hit
HOOK-> that whyy it a 'cooter'
^Palin> hmm big loss for me. :(
Xdot> sooper cooter
One-Eyed> no loss just a transfer of wealth..
IRC log ended Tue Jul 22 13:12

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