Sooper Cooter


/*
Sooper Cooter

Definition: cooter : n. A draw 2 straight or flush
Definition: sooper cooter : n. A draw 2 straight flush

Here RiverMan gets norked by a draw-2 straight flush
*/
=pbot= Game #20636 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Lit:11713 Xdo:8976 Luk:1111 bud:3270 Bad:338 Riv:10871
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 8-S 2) 9-S 3) 8-C 4) 6-C 5) 10-S
=pbot= RiverMan, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= RiverMan has set the bet to 88. Pot is 148.
=pbot= LitleDeer, you're next.
=pbot= Lukstir folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= budmo folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= Lukstir has quit the game.
=pbot= LitleDeer folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 88 to see the bet. Pot is 236.
/*
Got a feeling cooter might come in...
*/
=pbot= BadBoy, you're next.
=pbot= BadBoy folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= It is your turn: discard cards. ( 8-S 9-S 8-C 6-C 10-S )
=pbot= Xdot will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= RiverMan will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 8-S 2) 9-S 3) J-S 4) 7-S 5) 10-S
/*
Prayer answered! Sooper Cooter comes through!
Now lets see if RiverMan hit...
*/
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= RiverMan, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= RiverMan has set the bet to 88. Pot is 324.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 88 and raises 134 to make the bet 222!. Pot is 546.
=pbot= RiverMan, you're next.
=pbot= RiverMan pays 134 to see the bet. Pot is 680.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 8-S 9-S J-S 7-S 10-S RiverMan: K-D 10-H A-C A-S K-H
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Straight Flush, Spade-Jack high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 680 in the pot!!
=Xdot> wee?
=Xdot> #20!
=RiverMan> N bad !!!
=Xdot> sooper cooter rooter
=RiverMan> glad I N filled up !!!
=Xdot> im not
=RiverMan> nice hand, Dotmo
=RiverMan> #20 wa ??
=Xdot> 20 sfs in 2 years
=RiverMan> U lucky I called
=Xdot> i knew u would, hopin u hit
=RiverMan> did U bet 1 or check ??
=Xdot> N bet
=Xdot> raised
IRC log ended Fri Nov 15 10:41

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