Nork the Banker (sheesh)

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Nork the Banker

Sheesh I got big monies at the table and I get stuck with a 64 monied
banker...Oh well nice hand anyway...
*/
=pbot2= Game #49126 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: inf:37785 Coo:64 DrM:15647 Xth:655 Flu:415 Kin:10835
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 10-H 2) 8-S 3) 8-H 4) 9-H 5) J-H
=pbot2= infamy, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= infamy checks.
=pbot2= Cooter, you're next.
=pbot2= Cooter has set the bet to 64. Pot is 124.
=pbot2= DrMcCoy, you're next.
=pbot2= FlushMan folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= DrMcCoy pays 64 to see the bet. Pot is 188.
=pbot2= XtheNorkr, you're next.
=pbot2= It is your turn: make a bet. (Bet: 64)
=pbot2= XtheNorkr pays 64 to see the bet. Pot is 252.
=pbot2= KingWuss, you're next.
=pbot2= KingWuss pays 64 to see the bet. Pot is 316.
=pbot2= infamy, you're next.
=pbot2= infamy pays 64 to see the bet. Pot is 380.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= It is your turn: discard cards. (10-H 8-S 8-H 9-H J-H )
=pbot2= KingWuss will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= Cooter will be discarding 4 cards.
=pbot2= XtheNorkr will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= infamy will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot2= DrMcCoy will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 10-H 2) 7-H 3) 8-H 4) 9-H 5) J-H
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= infamy, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= infamy has set the bet to 1. Pot is 381.
=pbot2= Cooter, you're next.
=pbot2= Cooter pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 382.
=pbot2= DrMcCoy, you're next.
=pbot2= DrMcCoy folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= XtheNorkr, you're next.
=pbot2= XtheNorkr sees 1 and raises 49 to make the bet 50!. Pot is 432.
=pbot2= KingWuss, you're next.
=pbot2= KingWuss pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 482.
=pbot2= infamy, you're next.
=pbot2= infamy folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Cooter, you're next.
=pbot2= Cooter pays 49 to see the bet. Pot is 531.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Cooter: J-D K-D K-C 9-D 9-S XtheNorkr:10-H 7-H 8-H 9-H J-H
=pbot2= KingWuss: A-S 3-D J-S A-H Q-D
=pbot2= XtheNorkr's hand value: Straight Flush, Heart-Jack high.
=pbot2= XtheNorkr wins the game with 531 in the pot!!
=pbot2= Cooter bankrupted.
=pbot2= Cooter folds. 2 players remaining.
XtheNorkr> lame
Cooter> nice
KingWuss> nice
FlushMan> Str8 FLUSH!
IRC log ended Sat Oct 19 03:12

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