Death to the Munchers!


/*
Death to the Munchers!

This is what happens when a patient mo sets up greedy munchers
*/
=pbot2= Game #132225 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: bac:3450 MrV:23309 s2:7593 ero:369 Mr-:1631 _Si:4913
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 9-S 2) 8-H 3) 7-C 4) 10-C 5) 6-H
/*
Wee! MrVulture with the pat hand. These munchers have been betting wild
with pairs...Let's sandbag and see what happens...
*/
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture checks.
=pbot2= s2, you're next.
=pbot2= s2 has set the bet to 50. Pot is 110.
=pbot2= erock, you're next.
=pbot2= Mr-Coffee folds and mumbles, "shit". 5 players remaining.
/*
A bit premature with that comment, the real shit is yet to come...
*/
=pbot2= erock pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 160.
=pbot2= _Sin, you're next.
=pbot2= _Sin sees 50 and raises 394 to make the bet 444!. Pot is 604.
/*
oosp, is this a real raise or a 'Sears' raise? Let's continue to bag...
*/
=pbot2= bacon, you're next.
=pbot2= bacon pays 444 to see the bet. Pot is 1048.
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're next.
=pbot2= erock folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= MrVulture pays 444 to see the bet. Pot is 1492.
=pbot2= s2, you're next.
=pbot2= s2 sees 394 and raises 111 to make the bet 555!. Pot is 1997.
/*
OK, obvious muncher re-raise
*/
=pbot2= _Sin, you're next.
=pbot2= s2> ass
=pbot2= _Sin pays 111 to see the bet. Pot is 2108.
/*
Hmm a mere call, he cannot be pat, so lets give em the gas!
*/
=pbot2= bacon, you're next.
=pbot2= bacon pays 111 to see the bet. Pot is 2219.
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're next.
=pbot2= MrVulture sees 111 and raises 1445 to make the bet 2000!. Pot is 3775.
=pbot2= s2, you're next.
=pbot2= s2 pays 1445 to see the bet. Pot is 5220.
=pbot2= _Sin, you're next.
=pbot2= _Sin pays 1445 to see the bet. Pot is 6665.
=pbot2= bacon, you're next.
=pbot2= bacon pays 1445 to see the bet. Pot is 8110.
/*
WOW! got three to follow. Maybe I should start worrying...NAH!
*/
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= MrVulture will be discarding no cards.
=pbot2= s2 will be discarding 3 cards.
/*
A bit over your head here s2, diss 3 would be a miracle draw
*/
=pbot2= erock> you guys wiggin?
=pbot2= _Sin will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= s2> new that fuckin' shit
=pbot2= bacon will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture has set the bet to 2000. Pot is 10110.
=pbot2= s2, you're next.
=_Sin> darn
=pbot2= s2 folds and mumbles, "ass". 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= _Sin, you're next.
=pbot2= bacon folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= _Sin pays 2000 to see the bet. Pot is 12110.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= MrVulture: 9-S 8-H 7-C 10-C 6-H _Sin: 4-D J-H 4-S 10-S 4-H
=pbot2= MrVulture's hand value: Straight, Club-10 high.
=pbot2= MrVulture wins the game with 12110 in the pot!!
=_Sin> i was doing good too
=MrVulture> was waiting 30 hands to do that
/*
I love it when a plan comes together -- Hannibal Smith
*/


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