Course: Wiggin' 501; Instructor: Xdot


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Course: Wiggin 501; Instructor: Xdot

Welcome, student mos, to Wiggin' 501: A Graduate Level Poker
Course. Your Instructor for the class is none other than Xdot!
In three easy steps you also may wig and win!
Note clever nick to inspire reckless betting...
Also note: BankDot start monies: 46587
*/
=pbot= Game #134947 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Ban:53181 Ban:46587 pot:10141 vam:13904 Adm:30784 Evi:27032
=pbot= potmo, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= This game is not yet over!
=pbot= potmo checks.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 has set the bet to 44. Pot is 104.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot= BankPruf folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce sees 44 and raises 622 to make the bet 666!. Pot is 770.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= potmo folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= BankDot pays 666 to see the bet. Pot is 1436.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 pays 622 to see the bet. Pot is 2058.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= vam1 will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= BankDot will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot= EvilCirce will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= vam1, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= vam1 checks.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce has set the bet to 1. Pot is 2059.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= BankDot sees 1 and raises 665 to make the bet 666!. Pot is 2725.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 sees 666 and raises 6000 to make the bet 6666!. Pot is 9391.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce folds and mumbles, "heh". 2 players remaining.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=BankDot> n care
=pbot= BankDot pays 6000 to see the bet. Pot is 15391.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= BankDot: J-H K-C 5-D K-D 5-H vam1: 8-H 10-H 4-H 6-H 7-H
=pbot= vam1's hand value: Flush, Heart-10 high.
=pbot= vam1 wins the game with 15391 in the pot!!
/*
oosp or part of plan?
*/
=pbot= Game #134948 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Ban:53171 Ban:39245 pot:10131 vam:21953 Adm:30774 Evi:26355
=pbot= AdmBones, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= This game is not yet over!
=pbot= AdmBones checks.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce has set the bet to 666. Pot is 726.
=pbot= TopDog, you're next.
=pbot= TopDog folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= BankDot sees 666 and raises 2667 to make the bet 3333!. Pot is 4059.
/*
Wig 1, pearl 2
*/
=pbot= potmo, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= potmo folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot= AdmBones folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=potmo> bluff
/*
potmo: duh
*/
=pbot= EvilCirce pays 2667 to see the bet. Pot is 6726.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=potmo> two pair
=pbot= BankDot will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= EvilCirce will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) K-S 2) 9-S 3) 3-S 4) J-S 5) 8-H
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= EvilCirce has set the bet to 1. Pot is 6727.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= BankDot sees 1 and raises 3332 to make the bet 3333!. Pot is 10060.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce pays 3332 to see the bet. Pot is 13392.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= BankDot: K-S 9-S 3-S J-S 8-H EvilCirce: Q-S Q-H A-H 7-H A-D
=pbot= EvilCirce's hand value: TWO Pairs: Aces and Queens.
=pbot= EvilCirce wins the game with 13392 in the pot!!
=potmo> get him
=potmo> heh
/*
heh potmo foaming at mouth
*/
=pbot= Game #134949 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Top:53161 Ban:32569 pot:10121 vam:21943 Adm:30764 Evi:33071
=pbot= TopDog, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= TopDog checks.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= BankDot has set the bet to 1111. Pot is 1171.
=pbot= potmo, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= potmo folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 pays 1111 to see the bet. Pot is 2282.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=AdmBones> N a wuss I guess
=pbot= TopDog folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= It is your turn: discard cards. ( 6-C 10-H J-H Q-S 9-D )
=pbot= BankDot will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= vam1 will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= BankDot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= It is your turn: make a bet or call cards. (Bet: 0)
=potmo> frustrated and defeated by rivermo
/*
Dr Laura you aint!
*/
=pbot= BankDot has set the bet to 111. Pot is 2393.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 pays 111 to see the bet. Pot is 2504.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= BankDot: 7-D 10-H J-H Q-S 9-D vam1: J-D 8-H Q-D A-H K-S
=pbot= vam1's hand value: Nothing. High: Heart-Ace.
=pbot= vam1 wins the game with 2504 in the pot!!
/*
Mo has balls i'll say
*/
=pbot= Game #134950 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Top:53151 Ban:31337 pot:10111 vam:23215 Adm:30754 Evi:33061
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-D 2) 6-D 3) A-C 4) 7-H 5) 5-C
=pbot= potmo, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= potmo has set the bet to 222. Pot is 282.
=pbot= vam1, you're next.
=pbot= vam1 folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot= AdmBones folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce sees 222 and raises 444 to make the bet 666!. Pot is 948.
=pbot= TopDog, you're next.
=pbot= RiverMan pays 666 to see the bet. Pot is 1614.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
/*
OK enuff foolin around. Mo has doubs prolly. Lets see if he/she (is a she)
has the stomach for this...
*/
=pbot= BankDot sees 666 and raises 9334 to make the bet 10000!. Pot is 11614.
=pbot= potmo, you're next.
=pbot= potmo folds and mumbles, "crz". 3 players remaining.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce pays 9334 to see the bet. Pot is 20948.
=pbot= RiverMan, you're next.
=pbot= RiverMan folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= BankDot will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot= EvilCirce will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-D 2) 8-H 3) A-C 4) 5-H 5) 8-C
/*
Wee! beat the nasty doubs! Now lets hope nothing weird happened
*/
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= EvilCirce has set the bet to 666. Pot is 21614.
=pbot= BankDot, you're next.
=pbot= BankDot sees 666 and raises 9334 to make the bet 10000!. Pot is 31614.
=pbot= EvilCirce, you're next.
=pbot= EvilCirce pays 9334 to see the bet. Pot is 40948.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= BankDot: A-D 8-H A-C 5-H 8-C EvilCirce: 2-D J-S 9-C J-H 2-S
=pbot= BankDot's hand value: TWO Pairs: Aces and 8s.
=pbot= BankDot wins the game with 40948 in the pot!!
=EvilCirce> heh
=potmo> oosp
=BankDot> wee?
=AdmBones> lordy
=BankDot> look whos #2?
=potmo> ua re
=AdmBones> 200 diff now
=RiverMan> nice plan
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Note: BankDot end monies: 52275
Net gain 5688. if N see stupid 6666 bet, Net = 12688
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