Excrement Occurs

/*
Excrement Occurs

Pbot2 in a 'nork the freakin' banker' mood. chzmo has pat 6s quads and
not much monies. Gigadot holds the sticky 8s though.
*/
/*
Here is result of previous hand:
*/
=pbot2= Harper: 8-S 6-C 8-D 8-C A-S sayCHZmo: 3-D A-C K-D A-D 3-S
=pbot2= Harper's hand value: Three-of-Kind, 8s.
=pbot2= Harper wins the game with 282 in the pot!!
/*
Nostrajingo?
*/
=jingo> now i just have to lose to dotman
=pbot2= Game #21504 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: Har:5392 Evi:2975 Mak:2174 say:151 Gig:7775 jin:360
=pbot2= EvilM00SE, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= EvilM00SE checks.
=pbot2= Maks_, you're next.
=pbot2= Maks_ checks.
=pbot2= sayCHZmo, you're next.
=EvilM00SE> that can be arranged
=pbot2= sayCHZmo has set the bet to 100. Pot is 160.
=pbot2= GigaDot, you're next.
/*
Pbot2 decides to take a powder at this time...Is he/she/it planning
the norkage to follow?
*/
=pbot2= Maks_ folds. 5 players remaining.
=Gigadot> bot dying?
=EvilM00SE> must be
=Maks_> laggin fer shur
=Harper> think so dot
=jingo> weelet
=GigaDot> wont take my bet
=sayCHZmo> I gotta go soon anyway.........
=jingo> cheezemeister killed da bot
=sayCHZmo> how???
=EvilM00SE> bein cheezy
=jingo> i don't know....but we gotta blame it on someone.
=sayCHZmo> jing a ling
=Maks_> jingo's the newcomer..... jingo killed it
=GigaDot> heh take it easy
=sayCHZmo> I'll show you cheezy...bullwinkle
=Maks_> just foolin around dotmo
=GigaDot> excrement occurs
=EvilM00SE> weeee
=jingo> heh.....
=jingo> nice one dot
=GigaDot> it was mosses
=GigaDot> er m00se's
=jingo> it happens.....what? shit?........sometimes
=sayCHZmo> Moses?
=sayCHZmo> after he dropped the commandments?
=EvilM00SE> my shit?
* jingo is now known as jingo gumpp
* GigaDot kicks Pbot2 in nads to get him started
=Maks_> and then it hits the occilating/rotating air pusher
=jingo> heh
=jingo> duh
=GigaDot> mooseshit is baaaad stuff
*** Signoff: PBot2 (Ping timeout for PBot2[cherokee.wildstar.net])
=EvilM00SE> toxic
=Harper> pbot needs to defecate or remove him/her self from the procelain receptacle
*** Mode change "+o PBot2" on channel #Poker2 by Bevarly
/*
Pbot2 returns!
*/
=pbot2= GigaDot pays 100 to see the bet. Pot is 260.
=pbot2= jingo, you're next.
=pbot2= jingo folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= Harper, you're next.
=pbot2= EvilM00SE folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= Harper pays 100 to see the bet. Pot is 360.
=pbot2= Maks_, you're next.
=pbot2= Maks_ folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= GigaDot will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot2= Harper will be discarding 3 cards.
=jingo> 1.21 GIGADOTS!
=GigaDot> heh
=jingo> where can we get that kinda power?
=pbot2= sayCHZmo will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= sayCHZmo, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= sayCHZmo has set the bet to 51. Pot is 411.
=pbot2= GigaDot, you're next.
=pbot2= GigaDot sees 51 and raises 159 to make the bet 210!. Pot is 621.
=pbot2= Harper, you're next.
=pbot2= Harper folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= sayCHZmo, you're next.
/*
Trash talk commences...
*/
=GigaDot> bye chz
=sayCHZmo> thanks for the free money xmo
=GigaDot> okie
=pbot2= Bet limit of 50 imposed for sayCHZmo.
=pbot2= sayCHZmo pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 671.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= sayCHZmo: 6-D 5-H 6-H 6-S 6-C GigaDot: A-S 8-C 8-D 8-S 8-H
=pbot2= GigaDot's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, 8s.
=pbot2= GigaDot wins the game with 671 in the pot!!
=pbot2= sayCHZmo bankrupted.
=pbot2= sayCHZmo folds.
=GigaDot> no problem
=GigaDot> oosp
=Harper> whoa!
=jingo> i think someone got cocky
=EvilM00SE> weeee
=GigaDot> HOM!
=sayCHZmo> WAAAAAAA
=EvilM00SE> definitely
=sayCHZmo> I had it PAT!
=GigaDot> i hit
=sayCHZmo> I drew so you all would call my last little 51
=GigaDot> ill go edit that one now
=jingo> you shoulda farmed it
=jingo> to begin ith
=sayCHZmo> smile
=sayCHZmo> at least I made a HOM!
IRC log ended Thu Nov 14 12:29

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