'Almost' N Counts


/*
'Almost' N counts, except in horeshoes and hand grenade throwing. Certainly
N in Undernet Poker! Here MasterDot comes real close to winning the
tournament. Cards are shown!
*/
=pbot= Game #76097 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Mas:56630 bud:39141 Wil:835 exq:14690 Soo:3902 spa:18114
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 7-S 2) 8-S 3) 7-H 4) 7-D 5) K-D
=pbot= budman, you're first to place a bet.
=exqzme> pair
=pbot= budman checks.
=pbot= WillRiker, you're next.
=pbot= WillRiker checks.
=pbot= exqzme, you're next.
=pbot= exqzme checks.
=pbot= Sooty, you're next.
=pbot= Sooty checks.
=pbot= spartus, you're next.
=pbot= WillRiker reminds spartus to make a bet...
=pbot= spartus has quit the game.
=pbot= spartus folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= Welcome, plisskin with 396 money (bankrupt 23 times).
=pbot= MasterDot, you're next.
=pbot= MasterDot has set the bet to 88. Pot is 148.
/*
Opening salvo of 88 designed to N scare off pairmos
*/
=pbot= budman, you're next.
=pbot= exqzme folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= budman sees 88 and raises 88 to make the bet 176!. Pot is 324.
=pbot= WillRiker, you're next.
=pbot= WillRiker folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= Sooty, you're next.
=pbot= Sooty pays 176 to see the bet. Pot is 500.
=pbot= MasterDot, you're next.
/*
Oosp, must respect the budman raise. Could he be pat?
*/
=pbot= MasterDot pays 88 to see the bet. Pot is 588.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= budman will be discarding no cards.
/*
Yes indeed looks that way. If he wuss-bets after discard, MasterDot
may call.
*/
=pbot= Sooty will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= MasterDot will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) 7-S 2) 9-D 3) 7-H 4) 7-D 5) 7-C
/*
Well, well, well...Looks like the good ship quadaloopie has just come in!
*/
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= budman, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Sooty folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= budman has set the bet to 222. Pot is 810.
=pbot= MasterDot, you're next.
=pbot= MasterDot sees 222 and raises 5333 to make the bet 5555!. Pot is 6365.
/*
If he calls this bet he may be loonie, unless Ace boat...
*/
=pbot= budman, you're next.
=WillRiker> wheeeee
=budman> hmmm
=WillRiker> will the great bud doi it?
=Sooty> Yow!
=plisskin> raise him 30k
=WillRiker> he's thinking shhhh!
/*
Heh peanut gallery comments
*/

=pbot= | 2 | budman    | 38743  | 3     | < | idle  | Yes |

=Sooty> Flush battle...
=WillRiker> or str8
=budman> think me help dotmo catch altie
=MaterDot> or vice versa
=pbot= budman sees 5333 and raises 8888 to make the bet 14443!. Pot is 20586.
/*
A Raise???!!! OK budmo, if you have SF u win!
*/
=pbot= MasterDot, you're next.
=Sooty> Yow!
=WillRiker> whoo hoooooo!
=plisskin> nice raise
=pbot= MasterDot sees 8888 and raises 24300 to make the bet 38743!. Pot is 53774.
=pbot= budman, you're next.
=WillRiker> yehaw!
=Sooty> Whooo Hooo1
=plisskin> quads
=spartus> DAmn
=WillRiker> see!
=MaterDot> u got sf u win
=budman> quads dot eh
=WillRiker> SEE IT!
=budman> heh
=WillRiker> Wheeeeeee
=budman> nope not care now
=WillRiker> hehehe
=pbot= budman pays 24300 to see the bet. Pot is 78074.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= MasterDot: 7-S 9-D 7-H 7-D 7-C budman: J-H 6-H J-S 6-C J-D
=pbot= MasterDot's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, 7s.
=pbot= MasterDot wins the game with 78074 in the pot!!
=WillRiker> no!
=WillRiker> ouch
=pbot= Game #76098 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Mas:95775 bud:212 Wil:825 exq:14680 Soo:3716 pli:386
=MasterDot> thanks mo, u a sport
=Sooty> Yowsers!
=plisskin> 95k heehee
=MasterDot> oosp forgot to vulture u
/*
More lame comments follow...
*/
=budman> losing pat boat suks
=plisskin> gonna end tonight
=MasterDot> wee 4K
=MasterDot> maybe
=WillRiker> yep
=budman> ok though to you dotmo
=WillRiker> if master plays to the finish
=MasterDot> looks like
=budman> thought i was banked
=WillRiker> so your going to now?
=budman> y not
*pandy* who'd ya rob??? go you!!!
=MasterDot> budman pat boat to quads
=WillRiker> I want to be here it see it happen
* Sooty will contribute on a good hand....
=budman> good hand dot
*pandy* wowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=spartus> damn dot where did you get 95k
/*
Excuse me? weren't you just watching?
*/
=WillRiker> 3?
=budman> me
=MasterDot> just banked budmo
=WillRiker> bye bud
=MasterDot> wee!
=WillRiker> you wwon?
=spartus> wow
=budman> i only lose to dotmo
=MasterDot> wheres Maks with 5K when u need him?
=WillRiker> WAY TO GO BUDMAN!!!
=MasterDot> *budman* i can beleive u raise me
=budman> figured what the hell

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