Xdot, being a lazy mo, uses abbreviations or acronymns to express certain sentiments from time to time. Here is a list of the more frequently used:

All poker acros (c) Xdot unless otherwise noted.

Of course most irc'ers know
Basic ACROs:
lol laughing out loud
brb be right back
rotfl rolling on the floor laughing
bbiab be back in a bit
bbl be back later
ty thank you
wb welcome back
And there are these
One/two letter acros:
b be
c see (also (c) : copyright)
j/k Just kidding
N No, Not, Negative, None, Never, Nobody, Nix (all things negative)
r are
U You
Y Yes, (sometimes : Why?)


Poker ACROs

aft About Freakin Time! Generally used when winning a pot after several tries.
crmf check raisin' (mf'er); You get the idea. Check raising tends to piss off some moa. (c) M00SIE.
FAwm Fort Apache wuss mode; Indicates someone is REALLY wussing bigtime. (c) rwl.
fpw freakin pat wuss; Indicates someone with a pat hand.
lamf lucky ass (mf'er); Indicates lucky mo on deal or draw.
ladf Same as lamf except 'd' = dog (c) plisskin/dotmo.
lalb lucky ass lil' beech (c) Steph.
lalp lucky ass lil' preek.
nftpw N feed the pat wuss; Urges the moa to N call a patwuss.
noft No one folds trips; Indicates the reluctance to fold trips no matter what is bet.
nofd No one folds doubs; Slightly worse affliction than noft.
nofpa, nofta, nof* Indicates other non-folding situations. (pair aces, trip aces, *=whatever)
nfp No freakin Pair; Specifies reason for wussing(folding) (c) CaptAdv
npnw No pair, no wig; Indicates no wig since dotmo N has a pair.
snfp Still no freakin Pair; Indicates frustration at being shut out of wigs.
welw wuss eyed lil' weasel; mild taunt. (c) Xdot/Plisskin
wte Way too easy; Indicates pot won way too easily.
yanf You are NOT Fek'lhr; Indicates some mo's hand is not what it seems to be. (c) AdmBones.
ymdn You must die now. Indicates some mo's is targeted for destruction for crimes against statistics (i.e. a lamf).

Hand ACROs
RF Royal Flush
sf Straight Flush
quads Four of a kind
fh Full House
boat Full House
str8 Straight
trips Three of a kind
doubs Two Pair
dubs Two Pair
babies 3322x; infants: 43322
pat Any hand where you do not need to discard.

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