Four for the Fours


/*
Four for the Fours

Well it seems the ol' Dotmeister has fallen on hard times...From
7777 down to (gasp) 651. Wig time? Maybe Pbot will come through...

To make a comeback you need some cards. But in true Pbot fashion,
the rug gets pulled out just as I arrive.

Let the adventure begin...
*/
=pbot2= Game #87447 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: Xdo:651 mod:442 Mak:2101 Doc:4195 Nat:3584 alt:758
=pbot2= Natebo, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Natebo checks.
=pbot2= altie, you're next.
=pbot2= altie checks.
=pbot2= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot2= Xdot has set the bet to 100. Pot is 160.
=pbot2= modester, you're next.
=pbot2= Maks folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= modester folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= DocWild, you're next.
=pbot2= DocWild folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Natebo, you're next.
=pbot2= Natebo pays 100 to see the bet. Pot is 260.
=pbot2= altie, you're next.
=pbot2= altie folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= Xdot will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= Natebo will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= Natebo, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Natebo has set the bet to 50. Pot is 310.
=pbot2= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot2= It is your turn: make a bet or call cards. (Bet: 50)
=pbot2= Xdot sees 50 and raises 501 to make the bet 551!. Pot is 861.
/*
Dats all dere is and dere aint no mo'
*/
=pbot2= Natebo, you're next.
=pbot2= Natebo> Hmm
/*
Heh, what is Natebo thinking?
*/
=pbot2= Natebo pays 501 to see the bet. Pot is 1362.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Xdot: 3-D Q-D 3-C 3-S 3-H Natebo:10-C 7-S K-D 7-H K-H
=pbot2= Xdot's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, 3s.
=pbot2= Xdot wins the game with 1362 in the pot!!
=Xdot> wee!
=pbot2= Natebo> Good
=Cooter> lol
=modester> ouch!
=Xdot> N trifle with me
=Cooter> hehehe
=DocWild> bot likes Xdot
=pbot2= Natebo> Can I have me monies back... Grin>
=altie> .p look Xdot hand
=Cooter> (oosp)
=Xdot> start foldin
/*
And now a few hands later...Up to 3737! wee half way back!
Still wiggin 100+ on pairs...
*/
=pbot2= Game #87510 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: MrV:3737 pig:7498 Car:767 dj-:3418 big:492 Bar:251
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture has set the bet to 150. Pot is 210.
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
=pbot2= big-ass folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= pigglet pays 150 to see the bet. Pot is 360.
=pbot2= Cardmstr, you're next.
=pbot2= Cardmstr folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= dj-kc, you're next.
=pbot2= dj-kc folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= BareBones, you're next.
=pbot2= BareBones folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= MrVulture will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= pigglet will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture has set the bet to 50. Pot is 410.
/*
Big mistake, N bet 50, either bet 500 or check...
*/
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
=pbot2= pigglet pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 460.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= MrVulture: K-H K-S K-D K-C 4-H pigglet: J-C 8-S J-S 9-H 5-D
=pbot2= MrVulture's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, Kings.
=pbot2= MrVulture wins the game with 460 in the pot!!
=MrVulture> heh
=MrVulture> oosp
=big-ass> wowowowowowowowowowow
=pigglet> wow nice draw
=MrVulture> caught a couple
* big-ass wants a hand like that...
=MrVulture> i needed pig to get four js
/*
Now the hand you need after a roll, trip Ks (I know 50 aint much
of a roll....) wee! up to 4201!
*/
/* Previous hand: */
=pbot2= Empty final bet. Re-deal and pot stays at 50!

=pbot2= Game #87528 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: MrV:4201 pig:7030 Eny:12238 dj-:3447 ***:0 Bar:400
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture has set the bet to 33. Pot is 133.
/*
Betting had toned down a bit
*/
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
=pbot2= pigglet pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 166.
=pbot2= Enygma, you're next.
=pbot2= Enygma folds and mumbles, "33 = 4k?". 4 players remaining.
/*
Wow! Nygy with clairvoyance? Actually 4K refers to the fact I said
Id bet 4K on some future bet...
*/
=pbot2= dj-kc, you're next.
=MrVulture> i meant if you /*(Enygma)*/ were betting
=MrVulture> cant open with 4k
=pbot2= dj-kc pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 199.
=pbot2= BareBones, you're next.
=pbot2= BareBones pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 232.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=MrVulture> all mos would fold
=Enygma> ahh ok
=pbot2= MrVulture will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot2= BareBones will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= pigglet will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= dj-kc will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= MrVulture, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= MrVulture has set the bet to 50. Pot is 282.
/*
Sheesh here we go again betting 50, time to learn!
*/
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
=pbot2= pigglet pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 332.
=pbot2= dj-kc, you're next.
=pbot2= dj-kc folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= BareBones, you're next.
=pbot2= BareBones pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 382.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= MrVulture: K-S K-D K-H 5-D K-C pigglet: Q-S Q-C Q-H 7-D 3-C
=pbot2= BareBones: 7-H 3-D 3-S 9-H 9-S
=pbot2= MrVulture's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, Kings.
=pbot2= MrVulture wins the game with 382 in the pot!!
=MrVulture> oosp
=MrVulture> no raise?
=MrVulture> sheesh
=dj-kc> hey didn't you have that before?
=MrVulture> yes
=MrVulture> quite an agreeable hand too
=BareBones> Only agreeable to you
=BareBones> I found it quite disagreeable myself
=MrVulture> be thankful i n bet 100
=BareBones> You be thankful. I woul
=BareBones> d have folded
/*
Ok things are back as they should be...5K and climbing...
CAUTION! Red lights should go off in your head! PBOT is DEALING QUADS!
BE CAREFUL!!!
*/
=pbot2= Game #87594 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: YoY:5370 pig:6185 rou:24949 Eny:11907 Pat:2067 Lvl:472
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 3-H 2) J-C 3) 2-D 4) J-D 5) K-S
/*
Innocent enough hand pre-diss
*/
=pbot2= YoYoDot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= YoYoDot checks.
/*
Betting has gotten a wee bit conservative at this point
*/
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
=pbot2= pigglet checks.
=pbot2= roush, you're next.
=pbot2= roush checks.
=pbot2= Enygma, you're next.
=pbot2= Enygma checks.
=pbot2= Patryn, you're next.
p showwait
=pbot2= Patryn checks.
=pbot2= Lvlady, you're next.
=pbot2= Lvlady checks.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= Lvlady will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= YoYoDot will be discarding 2 cards.
Texie!!!!!!!!!! with the superglue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=pbot2= Patryn will be discarding 2 cards.
/*
Patryn bagging trips never occurred to me.
*/
=pbot2= roush will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Enygma will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= pigglet will be discarding 4 cards.
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) K-C 2) J-C 3) K-D 4) J-D 5) K-S
/*
Looking good to zoink any draw 1ers who hit.
*/
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= YoYoDot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Lvlady folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= pigglet, you're next.
/*
OK time to set the bait
*/
=pbot2= YoYoDot has set the bet to 3. Pot is 63.
=pbot2= Lvlady has quit the game.
=pbot2= Welcome, potmonius with 6686 money (bankrupt 8 times).
=pbot2= pigglet pays 3 to see the bet. Pot is 66.
=pbot2= roush, you're next.
=pbot2= roush sees 3 and raises 30 to make the bet 33!. Pot is 99.
/*
I see a nibble!
*/
=pbot2= Enygma, you're next.
=pbot2= potmonius> wee!
=pbot2= Enygma pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 132.
=pbot2= Patryn, you're next.
=pbot2= Patryn sees 33 and raises 67 to make the bet 100!. Pot is 232.
/*
100? must have trips, or caught a boat? wee?
*/
=pbot2= YoYoDot, you're next.
=pbot2= pigglet folds. 4 players remaining.

=pbot2= +---+-----------+--------+-------+---+-------+-----+
=pbot2= | # | Nick      | Money  | Bkpcy | * | State | DCC |
=pbot2= +---+-----------+--------+-------+---+-------+-----+
=pbot2= | 1 | YoYoDot   | 5367   | 15    | < | idle  | Yes |
=pbot2= | 2 | pigglet   | 6182   | 3     |   | fold  | Yes |
=pbot2= | 3 | roush     | 24916  | 0     |   | idle  | Yes |
=pbot2= | 4 | Enygma    | 11874  | 2     |   | idle  | Yes |
=pbot2= | 5 | Patryn    | 1967   | 3     |   | see   | Yes |
=pbot2= | 6 | potmonius | 6686   | 8     |   | out!  | Yes |
=pbot2= +---+-----------+--------+-------+---+-------+-----+
=pbot2=  *:  < = Player's turn to bet  - = Initial bettor
=pbot2= YoYoDot sees 97 and raises 3233 to make the bet 3333!. Pot is 3562.
/*
OK its not 4000 but my banker awareness must have nudged my
subconscious.
For all you would-be vultures out there, this bet is 1216 TOO HIGH, but I figured
I couldn't lose, and roush could afford it.
*/
=pbot2= roush, you're next.
=pbot2= roush> sigh
=pbot2= roush pays 3300 to see the bet. Pot is 6862.
/*
Why he calls with a silly straight I'll never know...I figured him
for a boat at least with that call.
*/
=pbot2= Enygma, you're next.
=pbot2= Enygma folds and mumbles, "weeeeeeee". 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Patryn, you're next.
=pbot2= Bet limit of 50 imposed for Patryn.
=pbot2= Patryn pays 2017 to see the bet. Pot is 8879.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= YoYoDot: K-C J-C K-D J-D K-S roush: 5-C 9-S 8-H 7-D 6-S
=pbot2= Patryn: 4-S 4-C 8-S 4-D 4-H
=pbot2= Patryn's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, 4s.
=pbot2= Patryn wins the game with 8879 in the pot!!
/*
Ok, here we give roush the CRAPFEST AWARD with Norkleaf Cluster
for calling a 3K bet with silly straight. Stop playing 500/fold
or your poker brain will rot.
*/
=YoYoDot> dam
=Patryn> WOOOWOO
=YoYoDot> dat sucks
=altie> that was terrible
=altie> N
=Patryn> heh
=YoYoDot> at least roush took a hit heh
=roush> heh
=YoYoDot> Pbot: did i tell you u suck!
=Enygma> doncha just hate that dot?
=YoYoDot> nah
=YoYoDot> im past getting norked
=YoYoDot> i been norked so many times its pathetic
=YoYoDot> now no one will see my 2K bet :(
=altie> I will
=YoYoDot> u aint exactly in
=altie> .p see yoyodots 2kbet
=YoYoDot> an u aint exactly got 2K
/*
The very next hand after draw 2 :
*/

=pbot2= Your cards: 1) Q-H 2) 10-H 3) 9-H 4) J-H 5) K-H

/*
I bet my 2K and Patryn folds

Heh Pbot is the master norker!
*/

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