PBot (Finally) Loses His Marbles

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PBot (Finally) Loses His Marbles

These next two hands are bizaare.
Can you see whats wrong with the first hand?
The second hand will give you a clue!
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=pbot= Game #52972 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Gon:2452 Xdo:20997 Vid:321 inf:74719 sja:19631 gri:2382
=pbot= Your cards: 1) J-S 2) 2-S 3) 7-C 4) 3-S 5) 4-S
=pbot= Vid, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Vid has set the bet to 11. Pot is 71.
=pbot= infamy, you're next.
* Gonz2 throttles infamy
=pbot= infamy folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= sjack, you're next.
=pbot= sjack pays 11 to see the bet. Pot is 82.
=pbot= grimSkunk, you're next.
=pbot= grimSkunk pays 11 to see the bet. Pot is 93.
=pbot= Gonz2, you're next.
=pbot= Gonz2 folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 11 to see the bet. Pot is 104.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= It is your turn: discard cards. ( J-S 2-S 7-C 3-S 4-S )
=pbot= Xdot will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= sjack will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
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I never see this ^ till Gonz copies it
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=pbot= grimSkunk will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Vid will be discarding 2 cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= Vid, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Vid has set the bet to 1. Pot is 105.
=pbot= sjack, you're next.
=pbot= sjack folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= grimSkunk, you're next.
-Gonz2> wtf was that???
-Radio> .
-Vid> ??
=pbot= grimSkunk folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 1 and raises 359 to make the bet 360!. Pot is 465.
=pbot= Vid, you're next.
-Vid> hmmm
-Gonz2> =pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
-Gonz2> =pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
* Radio doesnt want to get booted for inactivity, thus the .
-Vid> xdot i like what pbot gave me
=pbot= Vid pays 359 to see the bet. Pot is 824.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: J-S 2-S A-S 3-S 4-S Vid: A-H A-S Q-H A-S Q-S
=pbot= Vid's hand value: FULL HOUSE with three-of-a-kind: Aces.
=pbot= Vid wins the game with 824 in the pot!!
-Xdot> sheesh nice draw
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Here I think I get screwed by typical CRAPFEST Pbot, but look close...
BTW No one is aware of the WIG yet...
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-Gonz2> doh!!!
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
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OK I deleted like 50 lines of this ^^^
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=pbot= Game #52973 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Gon:2442 Xdo:20616 Vid:764 inf:74709 sja:19610 gri:2361
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-S 2) A-S 3) A-S 4) A-S 5) A-S
=pbot= infamy, you're first to place a bet.
-Vid> ummm
-Xdot> huh
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Wow, I can't believe I just pulled Quad Aces!! Huh? 5 ACES???!!
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=> =pbot= cards
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-S 2) A-S 3) A-S 4) A-S 5) A-S
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Yup all A-S too!
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-infamy> wow
*Gonz2* what the hell is up with pbot?
-Vid> let me show you this
-grimSkunk> wowo!
-> *Gonz2* u get 5 aces?
-Vid> =pbot= Your cards: 1) A-S 2) A-S 3) A-S 4) A-S 5) A-S
-infamy> we all have it
-grimSkunk> i have 5 aces!
-Gonz2> ummm...hi, i just got dealt 5 aces of spades
*Gonz2* Y!
-grimSkunk> raise :)
-infamy> we all farm!!
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All the mos lose their minds at once
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-Xdot> ok lets all bet 1 and see what happens
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Can't help it, I have to experiment
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-Gonz2> wee!!
-infamy> drive pbot totally insane
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Um too late, Pbot has already lost it
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-grimSkunk> ok
-Gonz2> yes, bet 1
-infamy> ok dotmo
=pbot= infamy has set the bet to 1. Pot is 61.
=pbot= sjack, you're next.
=pbot= sjack pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 62.
=pbot= grimSkunk, you're next.
=pbot= grimSkunk pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 63.
=pbot= Gonz2, you're next.
-Xdot> no roll no diss either
-infamy> dotmo are you logging????
=pbot= Gonz2 pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 64.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= It is your turn: make a bet. (Bet: 1)
-infamy> this be BEST HOM EVER
=pbot= Xdot pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 65.
=pbot= Vid, you're next.
-Xdot> yes!!!
=pbot= Vid pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 66.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Xdot will be discarding no cards.
=pbot= Vid will be discarding no cards.
=pbot= Gonz2 will be discarding no cards.
=pbot= grimSkunk will be discarding no cards.
-Vid> heh
-infamy> WEEEEEEEEE
-Xdot> heh lol
=pbot= infamy will be discarding no cards.
-sjack> p cards
-infamy> show it in entirety
*Gonz2* ask if they are having this prob on p2
-sjack> ?
-sjack> whats going on?
-infamy> dis 0 sjack
-Xdot> diss 0
=pbot= sjack will be discarding no cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-S 2) A-S 3) A-S 4) A-S 5) A-S
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= infamy, you're first to place a bet.
-infamy> we all have 5 ace of spades
-Vid> roll heh!
-grimSkunk> 1 again
-Xdot> 1 again wee1
=pbot= infamy has set the bet to 1. Pot is 67.
=pbot= sjack, you're next.
-sjack> huh?
-infamy> this is farking riot!!!
-infamy> pbot WOL
-Xdot> sjack call please
-infamy> that HOM Title XDOT
-infamy> PBOT WOL!
-infamy> sjack ... se the one ...don't be a nork
-infamy> we just wanna see what pbot will do
-infamy> let's force him
=pbot= sjack pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 68.
=pbot= grimSkunk, you're next.
=pbot= grimSkunk pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 69.
=pbot= Gonz2, you're next.
=pbot= Gonz2 pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 70.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
-Vid> hooo force
=pbot= Xdot pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 71.
=pbot= Vid, you're next.
=pbot= Vid pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 72.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Gonz2: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S Xdot: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S
=pbot= Vid: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S infamy: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S
=pbot= sjack: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S grimSkunk: A-S A-S A-S A-S A-S
=pbot= grimSkunk's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, Aces.
=pbot= Pot is shared with: sjack infamy Vid Xdot Gonz2 . Each won 12!!
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
-Vid> heh!!!
-Vid> cool
-Xdot> any comments>
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
=pbot= Duh. Where is the deck?
=pbot= Cracking open a new deck of cards.
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Again I delete like 10 more lines of this ^^
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=pbot= Game #52974 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Gon:2442 Xdo:20616 Vid:764 inf:74709 sja:19610 gri:2361
=pbot= Your cards: 1) A-S 2) A-S 3) 9-S 4) 3-S 5) 10-H
=pbot= sjack, you're first to place a bet.
-Gonz2> heh 6-way split :)
-Xdot> it sux
=pbot= sjack checks.
=pbot= grimSkunk, you're next.
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At this point the A-S lose their novelty...General Mahem occurs The bots are killed and revived but No one can trust the deals since multiple A-S are dealt.
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