Power Hitters
/*
Power Hitters (submitted by the Head Mo)
Here's what happens when universes collide...If these mos had 33K the
Tourney might be over. (3peat for inf might be too hard to handle heh)
*/
Subject: Power hitter showdown.
NOTE: autofold is AKA Tularia.
Game #34602 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: cAs:2751 aut:1901 fas:7209 inf:1345 BSm:2637 Syd:565
cAsEmO, you're first to place a bet.
cAsEmO has set the bet to 75. Pot is 135.
autowin, you're next.
BSmo folds. 5 players remaining.
Sydni folds. 4 players remaining.
autowin pays 75 to see the bet. Pot is 210.
/*
autowuss! raise with those trip Js!
*/
fasteddy, you're next.
fasteddy folds. 3 players remaining.
infamy, you're next.
infamy pays 75 to see the bet. Pot is 285.
Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
autowin will be discarding 2 cards.
cAsEmO will be discarding 1 card.
/*
Just curious if casemo was hiding trip 5s..
*/
infamy will be discarding 3 cards.
Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
cAsEmO, you're first to place a bet.
cAsEmO has set the bet to 75. Pot is 360.
autowin, you're next.
autowin sees 75 and raises 125 to make the bet 200!. Pot is 560.
infamy, you're next.
infamy sees 200 and raises 133 to make the bet 333!. Pot is 893.
cAsEmO, you're next.
cAsEmO sees 258 and raises 167 to make the bet 500!. Pot is 1318.
autowin, you're next.
autowin pays 300 to see the bet. Pot is 1618.
/*
Right here is where I would fold that dingy casemo. Not one but
TWO mo's go right past your 500 bet after you diss 1.
(gotta luv hindsight heh)
*/
infamy, you're next.
BSmo> weeeeeeeee
Sydni> yippppeee...nice pot
BSmo> casemo wins
autowin> uh oh
cAsEmO> maybe
Sydni> N..I bet its inf
infamy sees 167 and raises 166 to make the bet 666!. Pot is 1951.
cAsEmO, you're next.
cAsEmO pays 166 to see the bet. Pot is 2117.
autowin, you're next.
BSmo> N unless she got miracle boat
autowin> i'm scared now
/*
'Heh, you should be,...' --YodaDot
*/
autowin sees 166 and raises 234 to make the bet 900!. Pot is 2517.
infamy, you're next.
fasteddy> p raise 55555
fasteddy> maybe i win
BSmo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BSmo> might as well go all in now, rhonda
cAsEmO> jnoooooooooooooooooooooooo
autowin> heeeeeeeeeeeee
cAsEmO> who's boat wins?
BSmo> whose!
autowin> i thought we all had quads!!!!!!!
cAsEmO> that too
autowin> the jeopardy music plays...
infamy sees 234 and raises 370 to make the bet 1270!. Pot is 3121.
cAsEmO, you're next.
cAsEmO pays 604 to see the bet. Pot is 3725.
autowin, you're next.
autowin pays 370 to see the bet. Pot is 4095.
/*
Still room for vulture raise...why N?
*/
Revealing the players' cards:
cAsEmO: 5-C Q-H Q-S 5-H 5-S autowin: J-S 4-S J-D J-C J-H
infamy: A-S A-D A-H A-C 4-D
infamy's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, Aces.
infamy wins the game with 4095 in the pot!!
/*
Quad Js, highest hand this mo has seen LOSE
*/
infamy> oh YES
BSmo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
autowin> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cAsEmO> jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus
Sydni> oh...I was RIGHT!!!!!!!!
autowin> that was fun!!!
fasteddy> oh ouch boat quad quad [ EDITORS NOTE: ROFL oh ouch ]
BSmo> powerhouses
infamy> two boats to my quad a's!!!!!!!
cAsEmO> what a fuckin kill
BSmo> that's what you want to see happen
fasteddy> no quad j's verse quad aces
/*
Well folks, here we announce a FIRST!
A double CRAPFEST AWARD!
cAsEmO (although he wasn't the best hand going in)
autowin (Tularia?) for losing with quads to draw 3 quad Aces
*/
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