The Scum-Roll Manuever


/*
The Scum Roll Manuever

Well its getting down to the end and some mos just gotta pull every
weenie trick in their bag. Here is a prime example of the 'Scum-Roll'
*/
=pbot2= Game #141016 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: ban:4191 Bor:3876 VSi:2511 dot:31205 Gat:787 pan:2992
=pbot2= GatePiper, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= GatePiper has set the bet to 787. Pot is 847.
=pbot2= pandy, you're next.
=pbot2= pandy folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= bank_mo, you're next.
=pbot2= bank_mo folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= BornNaked, you're next.
=pbot2= BornNaked folds and mumbles, "shit shit shit shit". 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= VSincere, you're next.
=pbot2= VSincere sees 787 and raises 1000 to make the bet 1787!. Pot is 2634.
/*
Textbook conditions for the manuever. One mo is banked, and the other is so
close he wouldnt dream of folding another 724.
*/
=pbot2= dotmo, you're next.
=pbot2= dotmo sees 1787 and raises 724 to make the bet 2511!. Pot is 5145.
=pbot2= GatePiper, you're next.
=pbot2= Bet limit of 50 imposed for GatePiper.
=pbot2= GatePiper pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 5195.
=pbot2= VSincere, you're next.
=pbot2= VSincere pays 724 to see the bet. Pot is 5919.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= VSincere will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= dotmo will be discarding 3 cards.
=BornNaked> quads again?!?!?!
=pbot2= GatePiper will be discarding 1 card.
=BornNaked> shit.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= GatePiper, you're first to place a bet.
=bank_mo> ooooooooooooew....outa my league
=GatePiper> uh oh
/*
Gatemo only now grasps the significance of the dotmo fold.
*/
=pbot2= dotmo folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= GatePiper checks.
=pbot2= VSincere, you're next.
=pbot2= VSincere checks.
=pbot2= Empty final bet. Re-deal and pot stays at 5919!
=pbot2= VSincere is OUT for not being able to afford the ante.
=pbot2= Welcome, Turkey with 396 money (bankrupt 10 times).
=pbot2= GatePiper is OUT for not being able to afford the ante.
=pbot2= Welcome, SPANK with 9477 money (bankrupt 7 times).
/*
Very important to finish up Scum roll and hope no mos can call your wig.
dotmo is desperate here and ignores possible banker. Actually if
Born calls then we might get the Double Scum Roll (wee)
*/
=pbot2= Game #141017 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot2= $: ban:4181 Bor:3866 Tur:386 dot:28684 SPA:9467 pan:2982
=BornNaked> shit!
=pandy> hehehehehehehe
=VSincere> we been rolled
=BornNaked> I can't stand the excitement! (neither can the bot!)
=Turkey> Ack
=GatePiper> N supposed to work thatway
=Turkey> ShackA Wacka
=dotmo> oosp
=GatePiper> i got
=bank_mo> bot couldnt handle big pot...ehh
* BornNaked will help gatepiper yank the miscreant pbot2 back by it's gonads.
=BornNaked> there we go :) wheeeeeeeeeee
=BornNaked> whoa
=BornNaked> p cards
=pbot2= bank_mo has quit the game.
=pbot2= bank_mo folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= Welcome, GatePiper with 361 money (bankrupt 6 times).
=pbot2= pandy, you're first to place a bet.
=BornNaked> ugh.
=Turkey> ante
=pbot2= pandy checks.
=pbot2= BornNaked, you're next.
=Turkey> ante!!
=pbot2= BornNaked has set the bet to 10. Pot is 5989.
=pbot2= Turkey, you're next.
=GatePiper> nevermind
=bank_mo> bye from texas its been fun :)
=BornNaked> p cards
=pbot2= Turkey pays 10 to see the bet. Pot is 5999.
=pbot2= dotmo, you're next.
=pbot2= dotmo sees 10 and raises 3846 to make the bet 3856!. Pot is 9855.
=pbot2= SPANK, you're next.
=pbot2= SPANK has quit the game.
=pbot2= SPANK folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= Welcome, VSincere with 364 money (bankrupt 9 times).
=pbot2= pandy, you're next.
=pbot2= pandy folds and mumbles, "major muncher". 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= BornNaked, you're next.
=Turkey> YUCKY
=pbot2= BornNaked folds and mumbles, "no way baby". 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= Turkey, you're next.
=GatePiper> bluff
=pbot2= Bet limit of 50 imposed for Turkey.
=pbot2= Turkey pays 426 to see the bet. Pot is 10281.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=dotmo> oosp
=GatePiper> big munch time bluff
=pandy> goooo turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=pbot2= Turkey will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot2= dotmo will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= Turkey, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot2= Turkey checks.
=pbot2= dotmo, you're next.
=pbot2= dotmo has set the bet to 1. Pot is 10282.
=pbot2= Turkey, you're next.
=pbot2= Bet limit of 50 imposed for Turkey.
=pbot2= Turkey pays 0 to see the bet. Pot is 10282.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Turkey: 8-D 4-S 7-C 7-D Q-H dotmo: J-D 10-H J-S 10-C 9-D
=pbot2= dotmo's hand value: TWO Pairs: Jacks and 10s.
=pbot2= dotmo wins the game with 10282 in the pot!!
=pbot2= Turkey bankrupted.
=pbot2= Turkey folds.
=dotmo> wee?
=GatePiper> nice goin dot
=BornNaked> sheesh
=BornNaked> what a muncher
=Turkey> Darn, if i had another 7
=dotmo> heh
* Turkey crys
=Turkey> I ALMOST HAD A BIG POT :((((((((((((((((((99
=BornNaked> that was nice... truly nice of the pbot
=dotmo> almost
* pandy wishes she'd only had 400 bucks...she'd have called too ;)
=pbot2= VSincere folds. 5 players remaining.
=dotmo> u others are wusses /* SXT=Standard Xdot Taunt */
=BornNaked> i had 2 3 5 8 9 ugh
=Turkey> Damnit is suck too much, 10th bankrupt
* Turkey wants the game to reset
/*
Seems Turkey got his wish....
*/


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