Is the glass half empty, or half full?

Flora - The glass is half full.

Corwin - The glass is half empty.

Brand - The glass is half full, wait no, empty, wait full, no wait. . .

or - The glass is mine! MINE MINE MINE! (sent in by Brian Blalok)

Fiona - You really believe that it's a glass, don't you?

Julian - Who cares about some silly glass?

Eric - The glass will be full if I WANT it to be full!

Bleys - Interesting, this glass. . . I'd like your opinion first.

Caine - There, NOW the glass is empty. Fill it to the top next time!

Random - Look, it's a glass, I've better things to do.

Dworkin - I LIKE glasses!

Gerard - I don't see any glass!

Merlin - Oops, knocked the glass over. Hold on, I'll put it back together. . .

Suhuy - The glass is both half empty AND half full. Wait, the glass in CHAOS right?

Someone kindly sent in a few that I overlooked:

Benedict - Hmmph!

or - Well, who cares about half full or empty? If you break it, it makes quite a weapon.

Rinaldo - Yes sir, for just two dollars, this fantastic glass could be yours! But first, another suggestion...

Llewella - I don't mind. What do youwant it to be?

Deirdre - Just hold it up so I can hit it with the axe, OK?

Thanks to those of you sent in suggestions. If you have a quote that you think would make a nice addition, please send it to me.

Amber

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