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<SHIMMER> Web Presence </SHIMMER>
If you had a good idea today, we probably already own it.
Here at Procrustus®, we're not content just to earn your
trust, we're working hard to acquire the rights to it.
Here are just a few of our recently acquired intellectual properties:
And the list just keeps <THROB> growing. </THROB>
If you have any questions please check to make sure we don't own them
Procrustus®: Too big to stop.