Ultra-Top-Secret: This document is for
Procustus® Corporation Directors and above only. It contains
highly sensitive material that is sure to be misinterpretted by the
general public, over-zealous government officials and members of
hostile media organizations. Take whatever steps are
- Foster the illusion of choice while
eliminating the competition.
- Remember: They're not
customers, they're the product.
is the key: satisfied people think they have
- Control people's minds and they'll thank
you for it... if you tell them to.
- World Domination: You can make the dream
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advertised, please remember that these are not bugs, they
are unsubstantiated rumors. Should you have any questions please
review the conditions of your employment.
Have a <UNCTUOUS> GREAT </UNCTUOUS> day &SMILEY;