Chad Brody "I never put my keys in that pocket. It's not my key pocket."
Eric Corndorf "This floor is relentless." "Take this Hantman. YOU A$%HOLE!!!!. . . It can't be broken."
Danny Soshnik"What is the thought process behind putting chicken in a bag?"
"She's got a blaasteerr!!"
Jason Schwartz "Just one more ticket. . . " "No offense Pashman, but your never driving in my car again."
Josh Pashman "NO BITCH, f$%k!"
Ricky Ofstein "Come on wit it..." "Come on BABY!!! Schwartz, I won... two bucks! WOOOO!."
Peter Herbst "Sir, I'm really embarressed, but I was here about 15 minutes ago and I think I forgot to pay for my gas"
Ryan Kantor "Agreed."
Dan Shapiro "Excuse me, are you in line?" "No, we're in a fraternity"
Theta's, Are You With Me?"
"I'm just saying, ya know, people say drink coffee"
"Well, ya but the only thing that really helps is time."
"I know but..well, I mean, well I mean people say like have crackers and stuff."
"But the only thing that really helps is like, time, ya know."
"I'm just saying that that is what people say."
(If you don't Find these quotes as funny as we do, its because you weren't there)
Created on February 20, 1997
Last Revised: March 20, 1997
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