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Chad Brody "I never put my keys in that pocket. It's not my key pocket."
Eric Corndorf "This floor is relentless." "Take this Hantman. YOU A$%HOLE!!!!. . . It can't be broken."
Danny Soshnik"What is the thought process behind putting chicken in a bag?"
"She's got a blaasteerr!!"
Jason Schwartz "Just one more ticket. . . " "No offense Pashman, but your never driving in my car again."
Josh Pashman "NO BITCH, f$%k!"
Ricky Ofstein "Come on wit it..." "Come on BABY!!! Schwartz, I won... two bucks! WOOOO!."
Peter Herbst "Sir, I'm really embarressed, but I was here about 15 minutes ago and I think I forgot to pay for my gas"
Ryan Kantor "Agreed."
Dan Shapiro "Excuse me, are you in line?" "No, we're in a fraternity"
Theta's, Are You With Me?"
"I'm just saying, ya know, people say drink coffee"
-Brody
"Well, ya but the only thing that really helps is time."
-Frimer
"I know but..well, I mean, well I mean people say like have crackers and stuff."
-Brody
"But the only thing that really helps is like, time, ya know."
-Frimmer
"I'm just saying that that is what people say."
-Brody
(If you don't Find these quotes as funny as we do, its because you weren't there)
Created on February 20, 1997
Last Revised: March 20, 1997
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