"We're going to be going 120 miles an hour or so. I've got good reflexes, right?" -- Dirk to GM Wendi
"That's OK, I'm a very fast learner. We have those types in the government." -- Agent Smith to the computer techs
"You're the worst gadget guy I've ever seen. Don't you have some techno-babble to throw at this problem?" -- Agent Smith to T.M.
"Didn't I destroy that (robot design)?" -- T.M.
"You thought you did." -- GM John
"You take 15 stun and 2 body." -- GM Wendi to T.M.
"Ouch!" -- everyone
"And then the next robot fires." -- GM Wendi
"I survived a round of combat!" -- T.M.
"Yay!!!" -- everyone
"Can I dodge the ceiling?" -- Dirk to GM Wendi
"That's what Olympians do." -- Dirk to the group, after backflipping
away from the exploding robots
"Dodge shrapnel?" -- Kris
"We are far more effective than the Mystery Men." -- Matthew R.
"We certainly blow up our secret headquarters much more quickly." --
Kris
"(Static) needs an entangle attack. Static Cling." -- Sean to the group
"(Naomi) called me a robot." -- Dirk
"You are a robot." -- Claire
"Shut up!" -- Dirk
"Bad baby!" -- Ned
"Bad lawyer!" -- Baby Dewey
"Not bad lawyer, bad baby!" -- Lulu
"Bad lawyer, bad mother!" -- Baby Dewey
"Bad baby, crazy fucking nanny!" -- Lulu
"Evil people don't whine." -- Matthew R.
"Wait, Lulu's evil, she whines." -- Kris
"She doesn't whine, she shrieks." -- Matthew R.
"I'm not smart enough to lie." -- Dirk to the group
"Tom's the other guy who lacks social skills. I was rich and spoiled. (He) ate squirrels. It's about the same thing." -- Dirk to the group
"Friends don't draw dotted lines on other friends' heads." -- T.M.
"I just wanted to get your attention." -- Valentine Van Horn
"Some people just send candy." -- Matthew R.
"You will be given a stipend from the government to see to any of your
personal needs." -- Captain Krenshaw to the group
"Any?" -- T.M.
Quotes table of contents
Session 8 quotes
Done by Kris Fazzari.
Last modified on May 7, 2001 by Kris Fazzari.