"You know, with one shot, I could take out both of their arms." -- Naomi to the group, as Dirk and the Purple Avenger test each other's handshake grip
"That's where I know you. You're the dead guy!" -- The Purple
"Er, I get that a lot." -- T.M.
"I was thinking bank robberies, hijakings, evil!" -- The Purple
"We don't need to rob any banks, we have plenty of money." -- Naomi
"Perhaps we could design something that's molecularly unstable." -- Alec to the group, suggesting a costume for Dirk
"Although I'm not entirely certain, I believe I have interstellar warp capability." -- Dirk
"That's nice, but I think the problems we'll be dealing with will be on Earth." -- Naomi
"Where is (the Purple Avenger)?" -- Alec
"He's fighting evil." -- Pip
"He's not supposed to be fighting evil outside of the building." -- Alec
"Listen chum, there was a black knight and a princess, and I was involved!" -- The Purple Avenger to Alec
"If you want to fight evil, I'm all for that, but wait!" -- Naomi to the Purple Avenger
"Evil doesn't wait for pottie breaks!" -- Lisamarie to the group
"It really sucks when your only power is to die." -- T.M. to the group
"Keep talking, little man, soon you will be dead." -- Valentine Van
"Not if I kill myself first!" -- T.M.
"We had a successful mission! We only got stroke damage." -- Claire to the group
"You know, in some countries I could stick (Baby Dewey) on a cold hill,
and that would be the end of it." -- Matthew to Kevin
"(Lulu) tried that!" -- Lisamarie
"Wouldn't you rather have a hamburger or steak or something, instead of an animal?" -- The Purple Avenger to Tom, as Tom's roasting a squirrel
"Damn babies got in the walls again!" -- The Purple Avenger to the group
"Don't worry, I've seem him do this before. Just thank God his winkie isn't out." -- The Purple Avenger to Tom, after Dirk shuts down again
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