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The enemy, by the way, defines success as, can they pull off a car bombing. If we ever allow ourselves to get in a position where it's "no car bombings, therefore we're successful," we've just handed these killers a great victory.

-- pResident George W. Bush, yesterday

Not content to be Big Brother (or maybe Big Brother Cheney's little buddy), Bush wants to go Big Brother one better:

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
SUCCESS IS FAILURE