Going, going, Goss!

I'm sure that the rumors of being involved with a prostitution ring at the Watergate Hotel, which I was too classy to report, had nothing to do with CIA Director Porter Goss' sudden resignation.

Aren't you?

BTW, neither CNN, the NY Times, nor the WaPo mention Watergategate. Because, as Stephen Colbert pointed out, their job isn't to find out what's going on, it's to take dictation from the White House. And it's a job they take very seriously.