Show-stopping number

Lyrics of the feature song "Go Away, Tom DeLay" from next year's Broadway smash hit "Going, going, GOP!"

[Start slow, speed up quickly]
So...de...lighted you're indicted
Ronnie Earle should be knighted
I could not be more excited
Tom DeLay!

All...the... money you have hided
And the people you have slighted
All these wrongs they could be righted
Go away!

Yes...ol' Hammer you are hated
glad to see you Watergated
Like insects exterminated
By DeLay!

No...more... teams of tough piranhas
Or sweatshops in Marianas
No more playing campaign Santa
Tom DeLay!

[Dance interlude]

You're...a...menace to society
Well deserving notoriety
Take your slimy phony piety
Go away!

[Slower--grand finale, with chorus]
No...more...pulling all the levers
Hope they lock you up forever
You're a criminal defendant
You're a poisonous reactant
You're...an...enemy combatant...
Tom DeLay............................!