From Drew Sheneman.

Recruiter: So let's fill out the paperwork. Name?
McLellan: Scott McLellan.
Recruiter: Date of birth?
McLellan: I've said all that I'm going to say on that subject.
Recruiter: High school?
McLellan: The White House stands by its position that I did attend high school.
Recruiter: Current residence?
McLellan: That is part of an ongoing investigation, and it is my policy never to to discuss ongoing investigations.
Recruiter: Reason for joining the army?
McLellan: I'm tired of being evasive.