We're here all decade...

From David Horsey.

"Say Dick, do you know what 'WMD' stands for?"
"No Rummy. What?"
"We Made Demup!"

"Okay, okay...Bin Laden, Zawahiri and Zarqawi walk into a bar. George Bush shows up with some MP's and arrests everybody in the bar and sends them to Gitmo...EXCEPT for Bin Laden, Zawahiri and Zarqawi!"

"Oh Dick, you're just too much. But seriously folks, we're here until 2009..."

"Say Rummy, tell them about the 'unknown unknowns.' Seriously folks, you're gonna love this one!"

[From the guy in the front row:] "Bring 'em on!"

"So Dick--a lot of people are surprised you're still kickin'. Weren't you supposed to have trouble with your heart?"

"What heart?"