Gannon Fodder

I could say this:

Fake reporter "Jeff Gannon" apparently spent many hours at the White House, well beyond the times of press briefings, and even on days when there were no briefings.

Or, more suggestively, I could say this:

Real male prostitute "Jeff Gannon" apparently spent many hours at the White House, well beyond the times of press briefings, and even on days when there were no briefings.

Oh, how I long to hear brainless leader say these words to the press: "I did not have sex with THAT man."