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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The effects of rising oil prices

WIIIAI sent me the link to this graphic from the Onion.

To which I'll add:
  • Drivers will combine visits to the drugstore, the post office and the dry cleaners all into four trips.
  • Americans will buy even larger SUV's, figuring they can carry more people in their carpool. Of course, they won't carpool.
  • They'll move way out into the country so they'll save gas driving to their favorite state park, which they visit three times a year.
  • They'll buy even more Hummers, because it will demonstrate that you're not just rich, but filthy rich.