Pink Supremacist

Adventures in Klan laundry:

I didn’t separate my whites from my coloureds. A Cincinnati Reds tee-shirt must have gotten into the wash, that’s why my robe turned pink.
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Unfortunately, my fellow Klansmen judged me solely on the colour of my robe. But I can’t help what colour my robe is, can I? It’s what’s inside that counts.

I'm pretty sure that's satire, but in today's world, who knows? This web site claims it came from something called the Maryland Live Journal in May. I found it via Whatever it is, I'm against it.