My latest effort in song re-writing:

Where have all the weapons gone?
Bush and Powell
Where have all the weapons gone?
Your cause for war
Where have all the weapons gone?
Gone like Enron, everyone
When will we ever learn. When will we ever learn.

Where has all the money gone?
Bush and Cheney
Where has all the money gone?
Huge wads of dough
Where has all the money gone?
Gone to rich folk like yourselves
When will we ever learn. When will we ever learn.

Tell us where Osama’s gone
Bush and Rummy
Tell us where Osama’s gone
Long time ago
Tell us where Osama’s gone
Still attacking still at large
When will we ever learn. When will we ever learn.

Why do they all hate us so?
Bush and Wolfowitz?
Why do they all hate us so?
Never more than now
Why do they all hate us so?
‘Cause you want to rule the world
When will we ever learn. When will we ever learn.

Where have all the weapons gone?
You don’t know
Where have all the weapons gone?
Don’t seem to care
Where have all the weapons gone?
They weren’t ever there at all
But you still got your war. But you still got your war.