The Channel Glossary

These are terms you might come across by spending some time in IRC Poker!
Included is 1) the term, 2) who started it, 3) a definition, and 4) the term used in an example!

The channel glossary has been resurrected by Xdot, Wee!
For additional stuff, see Xdot's ACROs.

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<LINK> Heh, nice loss there natti.
<natti> Kiss my @
<KKat> crz
<LINK> Nah, too bz for crz

botwipe

by: Cabirus
def: n. a Bot who keeps on giving bad cards. Best used in mumblers.
def: v. receiving bad cards from PBot

<Cabirus> damn.. I have 8-high
<Cooter> ughmo. You've been botwiped.
<KKat> Card Nasties
<PBot> wee! I'm a botwipe.

botwipeout

by: Cabirus
def: When PBot and PitBot choke and die

*** Signoff PBot (Connection reset by peer)
<Xdot> p bet 50
<pandy> you neener =P no bot!
<KKat> She said that cute.
<Maks> Botwipeout!
<Xdot> Well.. do something about it.
<Maks> N
<onioneye> geg

buh buy nooooooo!

<PBot> Izit bankrupted.
<CaptAdv> buh buy noooooo!
<pdb> mebs!

bz

<srey> is 2 bz to wait.. 3 ppl?? crz long wait =P
<pdb> mebs!

cooter

Variants:
• regular cooter: draw 2 flush
• cooter str8: draw 2 straight
• sooper cooter: drawing 3 cards and ending up with straight or flush.
• cooter rooter: cooter straight flush
• Royal Rooter: cooter Royal Flush
• sooper cooter rooter: draw 3 straight flush
• The ultimate: Sooper Cooter Royal Rooter: draw 3 Royal Flush (don't laugh, it has happened before)

crz

<srey> u ppl r 2 crz for me!!!!!! =PPPP

dillpup

<PBot> riker reminds Enygma to make a bet...
<Phod> Nygy has major dillpup action
<Enygma> laaaaaaggggggggg...
also: lagduck (one who is lagging worse than a dillpup)

ew

*** natti (moskee@weelet.edu) has joined channel #poker!
<natti> EW mos
<Champ> natti!
<pdb> mebs!

freak

< Pbot> _exe_ wins the game with 99999 in the pot.
< _exe_> 4 dis.
<Cardie> freak!

gack

geg

<PBot> potmo wins the game with 200 in the pot!
<potmo> damn I knew I shoulda raised
<onioneye> geg

hog

<PBot> KKat sets the bet to 500. Pot is 1100.
<PBot> ichiban, you're next.
<ichiban> p bet
<KKat> HOG
<ichiban> p raise 25000

K-lined

lamfery

=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= Xdot:3 AdmBones:3 skp:3 rwl:4 mmofo:4
...
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= rwl: 10-S 10-H A-D A-C A-S mmofo: K-S Q-H Q-S K-H Q-C
=pbot= rwl's hand value: FULL HOUSE with three-of-a-kind: Aces.
=pbot= rwl wins the game with 34242 in the pot!!
<rwl> too mych lamfery like that here

math

<PBot> ichiban wins the game with 39458 in the pot!!
<ichiban> wee!
<geirel> only had three high anyhow
<ichiban> u math
<Phod> uhh.. just forget it

mebs

<pdb> mebs!

mo

*** Xdot (neener@wol.edu) has joined channel #poker
<Xdot> hey mos
<Gonz2> dotmo!
<Xdot> i'm lagged like a mo
<Phod> nah the botmo is lagmo
also: moa : plural of mo (by Xdot)

mouth nasties

<natti> whats upmoskees?
** elcid gives natti a kiss
<natti> ack! MOUTH NASTIES
<elcid> WELL YOU HAVE BRAIN NASTIES!
<MrThang> Heh.. Mouth Nasties rule sometimes.

munch

by: Xdot
def: attempt to steal a pot

<PBot> flowerluv sees 1150 and raises 25000 to make the bet 26150! Pot is 26750.
<PBot> Xdot folds and mumbles, "muncher". 2 players remaining.
<flowerluv> hehehehehehehehehe!!

N

<KKat> Maks, u gotta gimme some crz monies!
<Maks> N

NFP

<PBot> _Still sets the bet to 500. Pot is 1100.
<PBot> plisskin, you're next.
<plisskin> p raise 15000
<_Zappa> p fold NFP ©1996 CaptAdv

noft

=pbot= Xdot has set the bet to 1000. Pot is 2600.
=pbot= Vrenn, you're next.
=pbot= Vrenn sees 1000 and raises 2000 to make the bet 3000!. Pot is 5600.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 2000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 28000!. Pot is 30600.
=pbot= Vrenn, you're next.
<Vrenn> p see what the hell...
=pbot= Vrenn pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 55000.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 5-S Q-S 9-S 8-S 10-S Vrenn: 7-D 7-S 7-H 3-H 6-D
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Flush, Spade-Queen high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 55000 in the pot!!
<Xdot>die noft
also: As a joke if mo calls large bet with these suspect hands:
nofd (no one folding doubs)
nofpA (no one folding pair of Aces)

norkboy

<PBot> Phod reminds pothead to make a bet.
<pothead> i swearr to be on the top list in three days. anyone want to bet me?
<Phod> Bet first then swearr, norkboy

norked

<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> CaptAdv: A-S 6-H A-D A-H 8-S ichiban: 8-D 3-D Q-D 5-D 10-D
<PBot> ichiban's hand value: Flush, Queen high.
<PBot> ichiban wins the game with 33620 in the pot!!
<CaptAdv> ack!
<Phod> CaptAdv gettin norked like a dillpup
<ichiban> crz

oosp

<pandy> Did I just accidently kill PBot with my cuteness? =P~~
<KKat> Yes.
<pandy> oosp
<Lyverbe> mebs!

pos <number> ug

<NorthExp> pos 8 ug
<elcid> p showwait HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK HAVE FUN WAITING

rule 1-er

<PBot> jdale, you're the first to place a bet.
<PBot> jdale has set the bet to 1. Pot is 601.
<PBot> riker, you're next.
<PBot> riker pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 602.
<PBot> Enygma, you're next.
<PBot> Enygma pays 1 to see the bet. Pot is 603.
<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> jdale: J-D A-H J-C J-S 3-D riker: 4-H K-S K-D 4-D K-H
<PBot> Enygma: 7-H 8-H J-H 9-H 10-H
<PBot> Enygma's hand value: Straight flush, Jack high.
<PBot> Enygma wins the game with 603 in the pot!!
<Phod>
<Xdot> rule 1-er convention!

rule sometimes

<Dialithis> Man, I just got a new job!
<elcid> wow DIAL you rule sometimes
<pdb> mebs!

Scum-Roll

shekky heck

<_Zappa> p raise 25000
<`]{lassy> p raise 25000
<_Zappa> p see
<PBot> Revealing the players' cards:
<PBot> _Zappa: J-D 3-H J-C J-S 3-D `]{lassy: 4-H K-S K-D 4-D K-H
<_Zappa> SHEKKY HECK!

skee

<KKat> Yes!! The power of Skee was with me as I kicked your @!
<pothead> p dealskee
<KKat> wee!

slur slur slurpie

<PBot> sven wins the game with 149322 in the pot!!
<sven> slur slur slurpie
<Gonz2> wee

splain

<Xdot> hahah.. that was a funny joke, mercy.
<elcid> SPLAIN FUNNY JOKE XDOT! DAMMIT!
<Xdot> N

tasten good yea

<Cirra> I just ate some blue Tuna Salad.
<tom> tasten good yea
<Cirra> N

vulture

<KKat> p bet 2570
<PBot> KKat has set the bet to 2570. Pot is 3570.
<Izit> p money
-PBot- Pot 3570. Bet 2570. Own 2520.
<Izit> p see dammit all
<PBot> Bet limit of 50 for Izit.
<PBot> Izit pays 2570 to see the bet.
<PBot> Revealing players' cards:
<PBot> Izit: 2-D A-H 2-C 2-S 3-D KKat: 4-H 7-S 7-D 4-D 7-H
<PBot> KKat's hand value: FULL HOUSE with Three-of-a-Kind sevens.
<PBot> KKat wins the game with 6140 in the pot!!
<PBot> Izit bankrupted.
<PBot> Izit folds.
<NorthExp> Hmm, nice vulture there KKat.
<Izit> pos 3 ug
also: ov: over-vulture, to bet more than 50 over a person's bank.

wee!

<PBot> jojo folds. 1 players remaining.
<PBot> Gonz2 wins the game with 3490 in the pot!
<Gonz2> wee! I had a pair of 2s.
<jojo> wee

whey kewl

<BotMo> Your cards: 1) 8-H 2) 9-H 3) 10-S 4) J-D 5) 3-C
<BotMo> Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
<BotMo> VSincere, you're first to place a bet.
<BotMo> AmyMo folds. 3 players remaining.
<BotMo> cyberdon folds. 2 players remaining.
<BotMo> donnaRN folds. 1 players remaining.
<BotMo> VSincere wins the game with 25600 in the pot!!
<VSincere> whey kewl

wiggin

<ichiban> Hi, I am super talkative today. wee! How is everyone today? Let's talk about life!
<Phod> wiggin
also: wig bets : crz bets, although now with betting limits, wig bets are
a tad conservative these days.

wol

<PBot> Burg sees 1000 and raises 22222 to make the bet 23222! Pot is 24922.
<Phod> wol
<Burg> is that raise okay?????
<PBot> Xdot folds and mumbles, "crz". 2 players remaining.

Full fledged example: Snark and Tweezot. (Note the pre-inflationary monies)

*yummy*

<roger> Hey stats whats up?
** stats is eating ?banana? with cottage cheese.. *yummy*
<KKat> WOL
<tom> tasten good yea