(This film trailer produced by Maya, Habbalite of the Media, for Holy War.)
Michael and Dominic : The Untold Story
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Narrator : A long time ago, in a Heaven far, far away...
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Scene of pretty-pretty Heaven, all Disney-style and cute.
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Narrator : ... there was a time when two Seraphs could entwine their coils in peace ...
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A private cloud: Dominic does an artistic sway out of his hooded cape,
and
wriggles across seductively to entwine coils with Michael in what is
undoubtedly X-rated erotica for Seraphim.
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Narrator : ... until the Fall.
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Shot of Michael hefting huge serrated blood-dripping axe, and looking
mean
enough to give even Beleth herself nightmares.
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Narrator : After the War began, there was no place in Heaven for lovers...
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Dominic, in black leather studded gear, veils his face with a wing.
"Michael.. my love.. I always fear that you care more for your axe and for
your rivers of blood than for me."
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Narrator : ... or on Earth ...
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A muscled Michael (in leather loincloth with axe) embraces a blonde
Dominique (in white lace) in a shot that could serve as a cover for a Gor
book, but she is struggling, resisting him.
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Narrator : ... or anywhere in between.
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Lonely shot of scantily-clad Dominique weeping in the Marches.
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Narrator : And then came the Woman...
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A blazingly nude female Gabriel hovers above her volcano, making an
appealing gesture towards the watching Michael, who is making definite
bedroom eyes in her direction. Dominic, nearby, declaims, "Heretic! You have
sinned against Heaven!"
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Narrator : ... and the Malakite.
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A dark-winged and earnestly gorgeous Laurence kneels before the
cloaked
Dominic, in a servile posture. "I only yearn to be shown the way to virtue,
to honour, to serve my Master..."
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Narrator : Until love turned to hate.
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Several Secret Police style Malakim restrain a chained Michael, amid a
very
dark and severe angle shot of the Council Spires, while Dominic reads off a
list of charges. "... heresy, pride, sinful vanity..."
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Narrator : And all they could do, in the end, was hurt what each other loved...
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Michael and Laurence duelling, Michael with axe and Laurence with
sword,
against a windswept landscape. Michael forces Laurence down on one knee:
Laurence has interesting rips in his leather clothing and is bleeding
artistically.
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Dominic proclaims, "And you, sinners, shall be stripped of your
Forces,
reduced to the filth that you are..." Attractively naked Servitors of Fire
and Creation and Flowers are shown being lashed to stakes, beaten, and
otherwise tortured.
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Michael, whetting his axe, against a backdrop of Servitors of War
preparing
weapons and engaging in target practice on chained Dominicans and the like.
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A fiery, still-nude Gabriel kneels, pleading with Dominic, who is
turned
away from her, his cloak blowing back to show black dom gear. "I beg of
you... they say that I am insane, but I'm not! But I feel the pain of my
Servitors... spare them, please, I'll do anything..."
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Narrator : ... till now it's Holy War.
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Bloody slaughter in the Marches, between Michaelites and Dominicans.
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Shots of Michael and Dominique in the early days, both in Seraphic and
human
forms.
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Laurence, looking out over the walls of Heaven, a single tear
trickling down
his cheek.
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Shot of a set of chains, hacked apart by a really big battleaxe.
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Screen goes black.
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Bought to you by Shal-Mari Productions.
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MICHAEL AND DOMINIC : THE UNTOLD STORY.
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Voiceover : Jihad, motherfucker.
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