This song was inspired by an anonymous department chair.
-Wendy 2006

G
I tried coffee and I tried pepsi
C
but they don't seem to help my seminarcolepsy
D7
but don't you worry it's not as insulting as it seems
C				  G
you just gave the seminar...of my dreams
G
As soon as you start laser-pointing
C
everything you say starts to sound disjointed
D7
I slept through conclusions and future directions, 
C			      G
but I woke up just in time to ask my question.
G
Mountain dew won't do it and coke won't help me
C
no. they don't seem to help my seminarcolepsy
D7
but don't you worry it's not as insulting as it seems
C				  G
you just gave the seminar...of my dreams
G
So if my eyes are shut or if I'm snoring
C
please don't think that I think that your resarch is boring
D7
Sorry I slept through your seminar
C			       G
but I hope we can discuss your research at the bar
G
Cause I tried coffee and I tried pepsi
C
but they don't seem to help my seminarcolepsy
D7
but don't you worry it's not as insulting as it seems
C				  G
you just gave the seminar...of my dreams