This song came out of my favorite nickname for our old office, the Center for Dragon Genome Information Sciences.

Fictional Genomics

In the genome of the unicorn
I found the gene
That was for one horn

In the genome of the dragon, I had to inquire
which was the gene
that's for breathing fire.

In the genome of the Phoenix, much to my surprise,
I found the gene
that allowed it to rise

I went to a Sports Bar, they had a Jack-a-lope
I asked for DNA
But they said "Nope."