Visions '96 Weekend Quote List

November 29-December 1 1996


Whatshisname is always Jeff Goldblum...unless it's somebody else. Right?

I generally do things weirdly.

I should shut up now. I wasn't even listening to myself.

If you want anything from Hawaii, let me know... If you want a Hawaiian guy, you have to provide the suitcase.

Okay, gimme a knife, I've gotta cut into Skippy.

I'll just let this get warm, then I'll enjoy it more.

That's not fair--she's listening to me!

And look at the position he was in! Actually...don't.

Oh, my! We're going to have four VCR's?

Due South has to-- Whoa!

If my brother kills one of you--well, you invited him.

I have a job where I'm actually working, which is really unfortunate for fanfiction.

We threw marshmallows down Delta Burke's cleavage.

I've got a thingy going on over here...oh, no, it's catching!

I'm talking again, aren't I? Why didn't you warn me?

She has genetically pre-implanted springs in her feet.

If I sing to you, will you record?

Are you insulting our bread?

You guys are doing telepathic communication behind my back, I can feel it.

Most people don't carry mirrors into battle with them.

She looks very...

Mellow?
Color coordinated.

I didn't notice that. But then, I closed my eyes quite a lot.

In this, all he is is a black blot.

If you don't come back soon, we'll send Pod after you.

Ooh, that's a threat!

Why is the shower hurt/comfort?

I'm still amused that a hawk nailed their pigeon.

Yes... Dove, dear. Dove.
Dove.

I have handles? Here, lift me.

It's like a Rorshach test: How does this song remind you of B5?

There were constantly limbs flying everywhere.

It's going to be a "don't touch the Great One" kind of weekend?

"I think the reason they killed everybody off was that they wanted to go out with a bang...or a thud." [Ben Bass]

"Show's-over-bye!" [BB]

"We're geeks in kilts!" [Claudia Christian]

What would you do without us to--

To give you hell?

Anybody see my money?

It was very tasty.
Oh, those weren't chips?

Your hair is so tempting.

Your other hair wouldn't let go. It was possessive.

Do you need Ibuprofen?

No. Odd, isn't it?

Don't do that to my Mountie!

What do you mean yours, Kemo Sabe?

Hi. I had nouns. Someone give me nouns.

And look! Even the shirt is smaller.

It's like a boy's choir, except with a chick.

I put it in my mouth and it jumped out again.

I don't think I've said anything new since I was ten years old.

Why don't you warn me when my mouth is opening?

Okay, are we done with shrieking?

Every time you see him, you're convinced he should be dead.

I'll tell you when I'm asleep.

We'd rather, like, be in bed with someone we know...

It's not like we think you have cooties or anything.

I'll shut up now...

What are the odds of that?
[Note: At this point Pod slams on the light to record quote, causing much agony for everyone else in the room. Sorry, guys.]

You have to scare away the evil sprits, Tara, don't you know anything?

They realize she's an author in the one where we tell them.

Oh, God, you're Jack. Oh, shit.

I didn't recognize you. Your hair is standing straight up.

I am a perpetual motion machine and random quote generator.

My chair just went slidy-slidy. I'm on wheels.

The Methodists are Catholic latte.

And when I sit on it, it squishes. And I do this frequently.

There is space between "funny" and "out to kill people."

It's "Medieval Obstacle Course" Day.

We like you alive, Ger, we're funny that way.

"Hel-lo. It's Bach. Shut up." [CC]

"One of the wenches had a question?" [CC]