Toronto Trek 1997

July 18-20, 1997


Contributers: Amparo Bertram, Luciana, Jennifer Jones, and Kimberley Low This sucks. I've forgotten how to drive in kilometers per hour.

Even his *shadow* is sexy!

Oh, easily distracted... Two gorgeous naked guys in a tub? Easily distracted, huh?

My nose is going to file suit against me.

Someone should just take away his "Evil Guy" badge.

Come on, Kim! Inhale that pizza!

Can you breathe when you bend over?

See, if I do dumb things, I can blame it on my hair.

Who did you think Catherine Disher *was*, Miss NatPacker?

Look, they're doing their best. It's kind of hard to be a rat wrangler.

She's the only one who's interested in nudity. We're interested in *stories*...about nudity.

Now I'm just like drifting over to the margaritas...

*What* did you say?

*Re*gina.

I've never almost chased anyone out of bed before. It's kind of fun.

When I'm drugged, I have good dreams.

*We're* scary? You're the one who said she was going to search the bed for a tail...

I'm looking for heads. She's looking for legs.

Somebody write that down.
I'm looking for something in the middle, but that's just me.

Between the two of us, we could squish her flat.

Amparo is the other one who's rude.

She was too busy sucking.

I keep blowing the cheese off this...

I keep getting the urge to pick you up and go, "Francois!"

His butt's beeping!

I think we're gonna hafta do a "guys with fangs" thing.

When are you gonna make bad jokes about the earth moving?

Not until he pops out.

You're sleeping with the quote list under your pillow? That's a bit much, don't you think?

I'm not bouncing, but at least I'm vertical.

You should know that by now, Amparo. It's the job of the one who gets up at six o'clock to do all the packing.

It's not something we usually tell strangers, but considering we've been sleeping with you for the past two days...

I don't know Fahrenheit at all. This makes me a bad person, I know.

We don't mind if Amparo's annoyed. She's small.

We have to find the right scene, though--not just *any* bare-breasted scene.

I love that he lets her beat him up!

You know, I don't *always* think about sex.

*I* do.

It's kinda sick and wrong, but it's what I get my thrills at.