Since there were only two of us NatPackers at the convention this weekend (that we know of), we didn't have quite enough people to generate a good quote list. So, to give those of you who couldn't attend a taste of the convention, we decided to quote a variety of sources, not just ourselves. To help cut down on confusion--and because I'm an organizing fool--this quote list is divided into the following sections:
Okay, Pod, leave the spray paint behind...
But that's all right--I got to knock my lawyer on her ass. I'm happy enough.
I didn't hit her! I just pushed her against the wall.
Seeing Amy drunk would be...scary.
Some things are best left in fiction.
I can see a calendar...Miss October would be Pod in her S&R dress with a whip.
Of course, I probably got some of my hair on the cat, so we're even.
"The Harp of Rassilon!"
Did I just point at Low Fat? Ewww.
I hope I don't lose my English before we get to Toronto.
Timing. I love it! [As the tape to which we were listening reached the theme song from "Lois and Clark" moments after we passed someone with a license plate reading "FOLC 1"]
I can tell you're a college student. You believe the world can be set
right.
They change the batteries. It's a transplant.
That's right--bash the posters!
It's tough to coordinate all those appendages.
When Marcia sat down I thought, "If Jill were here, something would have exploded."
It's the Official NatPack Restaurant! [teal color scheme]
I'm just purring, here in the sun.
"Is he a vampire? Are you?"
Wait a minute...wrist.
Where's the elephant gun? Did Lana bring the elephant gun?
Whoa, she was paying attention...what was she looking with?
Bad poetry is bad poetry, no matter what the context. [at Nigel's party]
You know, that person's initials are JP. [license plate]
I've heard of dressing for dinner, but never to match the decor!
Never play strip poker with a Centauri.
The eyeball's not sticky enough.
They had a choice between a gorilla and Mulder...and they took the gorilla.
We'll give you an alien you'll love, I promise!
Hugh the happy-dancing Care Borg.
Never underestimate the power of action figures.
Joe [Michael Straczynski] is the Disinformation Fairy.
DS9 has a ship called the Defiant. The Defiant can move. It can go. And fly. Any direction you point it.
[to Jerry Doyle] The Klingon Bitches with Attitude Butt Inspection Guild has voted you Best Butt on B5.
[the following three quotes from Sandi Ross, who played Grace on FK]
Isn't she just the cutest little weapon of mass destruction you've ever seen?
If they fire Neelix out a torpedo tube the next episode, I'd clap for half an hour.
...And now he's like Co-Executive God.
"Beep beep" my ass.
Advice on being an actor? Do what I did--sleep your way to the middle.
I want your head to blow up.
Do you guys do politics up here? Oh, yeah...you had that little secession thing, didn't you?
Are there children here today? [silence] Cool! [scattered raised hands] Oops! There goes half of my act.
Inside Kosh there's like 500 CDs. I swear that thing's a jukebox.
I Dream of Jeannie was big, though; it helped me through puberty.
[quoting casting director] "Who are you here for?"
Everything in the area stops because I'm staring at a blank wall. This is a great job.
What was that ship? Vulcan--Vorlon. [bows head in shame at making such a mistake] Bourbon.
There's 1/24 of a second where my eyes are red. ...You go find it.
I'm not crazy about something that snaps under my crotch.
This insect wants to have my child.
All I had to do was die on cue.
That's four beautiful women in 1 1/2 years--I'm doing much better as a hologram than in real life.
It's an opera, it's not funny...well, it's sort of funny when I do it.
I think I was Irritated Pirate #8.
There's something about fixing your hair in a life-threatening situation...
If we find out the doctor is not [anotomically] correct...he can be upgraded.
My butt was too big to sit down.
I was pretending she was a man and now she's kissing one!
I don't know how many of you were here yesterday. If I tell some of the same jokes, I wore a different shirt to keep you awake.
His lungs have been removed...that's a bad thing.
Would I look cooler standing behind the box?
[after singing] That last note is what they call a sonic anomaly.
I don't want to give away any surprises...but I have to admit, I am a hero.
If they cut my head off, they could bury me behind Stage 19. No one would ever know I had been there.