Warning: One of us was taking a class on human sexuality. Proceed at your own risk.
Pardon me while I gag on his ego.
Aren't you a tad warm? Let me unzip that for you.
"The greatest threat man has ever known..."
Going insane isn't easy!
At least I didn't do something weird. That's a relief to me.
I don't think breath can splatter.
Just a minute, let me get naked.
Must you waft?
Wrap a side of beef around you.
If I wanted to get hot and sweaty in my living room, I wouldn't use a Bowflex.
That's my goal--I wanna be a chalk outline.
Attack of the Killer Mini-Marshmallow!
Oooh! That's so exciting! I'm gonna go pee now.
It just depends on what part of the Smurf you licked...
It's like mulberries squashed on your head.
I guess you don't need a man now.
But because she's my friend, I don't bite her.
I'm being sucked into bestiality.
I think my highlighter went the way of the dodo.
Who else do you think we can suck into our sick little world?
Of course, there's the sex thing to do tonight...
I guess you don't think that way, until you're perverted by Amparo.
I didn't mean to eat it, it just happened.
I'm going to start writing fanfic about your ears.
Didn't you know? Didn't you get the memo? "We're not perfect."
Yeah, I can see the ancient Greeks doing the hula.
I don't think I want to hear about prostates getting on the Internet.
We need to start touching her more.
Hey! Get your little tentacle out of there!
It scares me...my CDs are out there, and they're unprotected!
What are you writing?
Was that supposed to be sexy? It was disgusting. It went up and then flop.
I thought you meant personality bouncy, not body bouncy.
I get to kick her for that, don't I?
We're staring...in amazement...at your, um...agility...
I said something bad, didn't I? What did I say?
You can just hit me, you know, whenever I babble.
It's getting further and further from midnight when I stop making sense.
They take up too much space that could be taken up by cute chests.
I read it as "Joy Pheromones."
I enjoyed that comment way too much.
You're allowed to make icky noises, as long as we know what you're doing.
You don't realize how much you like breathing until you can't.
I'm going to kill her. Soon. Remind me of that.
She's got the Scottish flag on her backside.
Well, I'm dying, I want you all to know that. Great that I'm driving, don't you think?
I'm sorry, is my butt in the way again?
Very, very mine. Mine! Mine!
I'm getting my head rubbed. You think I'm gonna move? No.
You can cut the other cheese.
I don't swear! Do I? Do I really? Damn.
Is there flammable stuff around?
I'm always too impatient to suck on something.
You make a wonderful pillow--it doesn't matter what position you're in.
You know you're in trouble when the chemist gets pissed.
She sat on my biology.
They died for nothing! ...Except to save the stupid Earth.
Apparently they were friends...in the Land of Purple Hair.
Start writing, little elf!
Don't touch a Vulcan! Never touch a Vulcan!
Let's start a fire, hon...not that kind!
You can cut his trousers off...
If you really love me, you can stab me.
Even when you're babbling, at least you're useful for your hair.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were being neurotic.
Anime is a nice way to die.
Sorry, I just cut something important to you--it was in the way.
If I didn't have your stomach to amuse me, what would I do?
I wouldn't blame me if I were you... There's someone good and blonde right behind me.
Why does her pulse keep stopping?
I'm an English major! Aren't you scared?
Oh, look! She's got a hairstyle! Cool.
Oh, God, did I just sound like Wesley Crusher? Shoot me. Please.
Oh, wow, he's in front of the Earth! It's...strategically placed.
How wonderful for Amiboshi! [note: Amiboshi is flute-boy from Fushigi Yuugi]
They just realized there's sign language going on.
We're in hell, and now they want our souls...goody.
Don't move--except for the occasional bounce for warmth.
THE END