MediaWest 1999 Quote List May 28-31 Bounce, bounce, bounce! She likes my dirty story! It's okay, you can step on me. You've already abused me with your lightsaber. We came to this room on the search for the killers of our fathers... Oh, Mulder and Scully on the TV. --It's Ivanova and Scully. --Oooooh! I was chased by Sharon screaming down the hall. --What did you do, steal her soul? --I kissed The Guy. Oh, I met you with GT. --Oooh. *That's* why I don't remember you. I wanted to kick his ass! It's so cool! I like this wall. It's a nice texture for hitting your head against. What's your sign? --"No parking." All right, Perri, I hate to tell you this, but you have to marry Mo. All you need is a little Jedi saying, "Please, sir, I want some more?" I don't think they want to have it off, they just want to play. She's got a long one, she must be Sith. Go to Finley's. Ask for Jamie. She will help you. The Jedi Master tampons for those heavy days, Obi-wan Jr. for the light days, and Queen Amidala winged mini-pads... I've been wanking for years, I have very strong hands. So, your butt has the power to summon cats. That's why I thought it was familiar... I thought there was just a lot of Guy kissing going on. Open wide. See if there's a cherry in there.