It's good. Slimy, yet satisfying.
My mom would love that... I'm *not* getting it for her. There's a limit to the things I would do for my mother.
Is that my nose, or is it a raindrop?
Okay, you can be my drug.
Bridges have ridges.
I figure if I give him a look like I have *no* idea what he's saying, he'll give up and try English.
Can we go to the garden? Can we? Can we? Huh, huh? ...I'd jump up and down, but I would jiggle.
It cracks me up that you can control the pressure of the water hitting your butt.
Your job will be to point out all the rocks.
If you act French, maybe it will make the bed bearable.
I need to catch up on my travel writing.
All we have to do is follow the expressway back to the station. We can't get lost.
I really miss cheese.
You kicked a pigeon!
That's what boyfriends are good for--they keep your strap up, and give you a place to warm your hand. I need to get one.
Concussed and on my way to Narita. Ah, the joy.
You're losing weight from all the exercise.
...And there you'll be, toting your tuber bag...
That wasn't even a pun. That was navel lint to a pun.
Maybe he had Pre-Mating Syndrome?
(Re: the poor guy trapped in the window seat next to us on the plane for 13 hours) I *thought* he was looking around a lot. He must have been climbing the walls--"Let me out!" ...I could've given him a cup...