Contributors include: Bast, Beth something, Dianne DeSha, Diane Echelbarger, Jennie Hayes, Amy Hull, Jill Kirby, Betsy Vera, and a stranger at a mall (I think that's it...and I hope I've spelled everyone's names right this time...)
You know from the cartoons? When someone's eyes pop out and spin around? Ger can do that.
I must have taken the photo... No! I'm in the photo...
Their parents are so dead.
The dessert brings the wine. I like that.
Vampirism as a cure for acne!
Nat, Nick stole your clue back, didn't he?
Oooh, big oops!
Well, she's been to the vampire boutique.
She's a NatPacker too.
Pull your breasts up higher.
We're like travelling missionaries, spreading the word.
Excuse me, you've got a plate stuck to your skirt.
It's pink. We'll send it to Susan.
That's about as much walking as I usually do in a day.
Sinus fiction.
That could've been interesting.
It'd be great!
It was some out-East old guy...like Paul Revere, but not him....
....now here, look, we checked out the brick patterns...
This can't happen to me; I don't know anyone in Hawaii.
Dip--and I'm not talking about Nick either.
I can't help it; we're all perverts!
She does praying mantis. [Or is that preying? -Amy]
It's stupid NatPacker tricks.
We'll play "Duct-Tape Dianne the Merc" tomorrow.
Speaking as a reluctant expert, that was definitely a bounce.
Pretty bright shiny...cotton?
But you can say, "Speaking as an illustrious expert" and I'll write it
down.
You need to stake out the seminar on the economics of quote-list-keeping.
Princess Leia got royally pissed?
If I'd frozen to death, that would've been cool.
Does Andrew do pick-ups for hell?
It's the amazing cosmic bun in battle mode!
Why is it that I spend a weekend with th NatPack and get reduced to baby talk?
What is that? ...Oh, it's my hair...
The other waitresses thought it was strange when I talked to the cheesecake.
Are we thinking dessert?
Nick is like, so A.D.D.
If he weren't a psychopath, he'd be a really nice guy.
Red like you've never seen red before.
Uh-oh. Feet in the popcorn. Not good.
She needs to be put in the 12-bounce program.
Hi. I'm Beth.
It's Natalie on a spaceship.
Oh! Beth is an X-files virgin!
They so suck!
You know, it would work better if you were clothed at this point.
Hey, the Merc said, "Keep me out of the chocolate!"
Is that Ross Perot with Andrew?
If it were me, I'd be writing something by now and it wouldn't be notes.
Oh, I am so not able to breathe in this....cool!
Pretty, bright, shiny, dinkly!
Now I've got a cleavage problem I'm distressed about.
I'm so light, I'm so mobile.
Yeah, I can imagine Monica being the sort of person you don't want to over-caffiennate.
They clumped. They're teenagers; they clump.
When she's in the Pack aura, she's better at packing?
Hordes of three of us?
You came here flashing a sign that said, "pretty, bright, shiny toy."
Wiggly glasses; can't see halo-boy.
We do have a glitch, but I don't think it happens till second season.
I went to see the NatPack, let them beat me up, and I enjoyed every minute of it.
I want them to see, before I fall awake....
It's a new game--bondage golf!
Amy, you want to be freaked out?
Kiss your apples goodbye!
We outweirded the Merc.
You have to expect to see them burst into flames when the sun comes up.
No, I missed her; I went to the bathroom.
If you crush her, Andrew will come.
I suppose that I could pretend that this is okay. And it is. Shit!
Oh, fine. Take any pleasure from being an exciting toy away from me.
We're thinking about stopping by just so you can say hi to the Merc Grand High Poobah Thingie.
Your computer sucks!
For gods' sake, give me nouns!
I've got a Chakotay story that's gonna make your lips fall off.
Oh, please, let me not be on the quote list!
Garden of Eden is now closed for the season.
The what in the whozit?
I only remember lunch. Lunch was a lot.
Back to the penguin on the Harley...I mean the nun on the Harley....