Dragon Con Quote List

With some fanfic/dubbing sessions thrown in...

July, 1997


If it weren't that you were trying to save my life, you know, I think I'd be really irritated with you.

Well, you're perfectly welcome to be the stupid one, if you prefer. I can be gay. No problem.

He's always really tired after releasing the dragon.

He looks so much better comatose.

Dragons are kinda large, and his clothes are kinda...not that big.

I'm so ruthless. I'm so amoral. I'd put pictures of Subaru on the Web.

I just don't see any curses lying around, I'm sorry.

Forget about navigation. I'm still stuck on the genius of people who roll posters.

This is not a cat...but it's an honorary cat.

My redheads are going to clash so badly. I'm so excited!

I think the ears are the cutest bits about him...[long pause]...well, except for the other bits.

Owls are sexy on men.

Someone save me from my idiocy!

He was being incredibly cute. I mean, he was destined to be a quote.

I don't believe in nasals.

I'm fine. You're pathetic.

I don't know what Janeway and Chakotay would have done around Yasha. They would have said, "Give me that sword. You can't carry edged weapons on Voyager." And he would have cut their heads off.

I think they were just feeling guilty, so they were like, "We'll bleed a bit, and then we'll feel better."

We finally got them into the bath together. That's good.

...And a gay transvestite...

With ribbons!

...Blue foxes wandering around the corridors like reindeer...

Clueless is fun!

He's a sweet little innocent who can't defend himself. That sword of his is just for show! ...Not that sword...

It was our destiny to get lost.

Nipple armor! It's very important. Don't leave home without it.

How dare they have intricate plots when you're trying to stare at the guys?!

You should have seen what she did with the spaghetti. It was sick and wrong.

I was thinking that myself, but in a less whiny way.

He's a guy with a demon face on his hand.

Must be fun on lonely Saturday nights.

It can't be gratuitous, "gratuitous" means "unnecessary." Damn it, we needed to see those chests!

Look! It goes all the way down his leg.

I'm just thinking of all the millions of little lives that were lost on this windshield.

I insist on being female!

Oh, cool! I can bring my hair around and smell it!

You have that Xena look. You know, that "I threw the eel, I wonder if she's going to hit me" look.

You gotta love a man who uses an abacus.

No one wants to hear about my world of phlegm.

I don't need to be medicated, so I'm better now.

I'm not pathetic, I'm thermostatically challanged.

It's so exciting! I've been solicited!

You just gotta love a guy with sakura petals.

I don't need pride, I have my fanfic.

Nothing beats a woman in undergarments and bracers.

Drink Mountain Dew. That will put zip in your zipper.

Oh, shit, the twit's twitching.

Boy, we're just loving guys all over the place...